Chapter 5
Unfortunate Friends 1: My Best Frenemy
Georgina
âArenât you a little old for an Iron Man bedspread?â I ask as I finish making Jakeâs bed.
He turns around and sticks his tongue out at me. His dad got here today with the truck full of things from their old house, and Jake and I have spent the evening setting up the guest room as Jakeâs new bedroom.
âNever too old for Marvel,â he chuckles. I sit cross-legged on his bed, leaning against the wall, watching him try to decide where to hang his posters.
It took him all of two minutes to unpack his clothes, just upending his bags into the drawers until they were full. But heâs been fussing over his precious posters for nearly an hour and so far has only tacked up two.
âCome ooonn, Jake! I thought we were going to be watching our second action movie by now.â
âYeah, yeah.â He waves my whining off and continues to stare at the wall and the two posters of Winona Ryder. His phone rings, and he glances at it before smiling and picking it up.
âWhat up, dude!â He puts the posters down and leans back on the dresser, crossing his legs at the ankles. âNah, sorry, dude. My dad just got here with the truck.â
I roll my eyes.~ Just got here?~ Boys really have no sense of time.
Jake is still talking, ââ¦so George and I are helping unpack.â
I snort, and he flicks his eyes up to me, sticking his tongue out.
âBut Iâll hit you up later, kay?â He pauses. âAlways do, man.â He answers with a grin.
He hangs up and walks over to the bed, flopping down and resting his head in my lap. âWhatâs with the frown, Georgie?â
âMe and George are catching up.â I try to mimic his deep voice, and he chuckles. âMaybe I wanted to go out to party with, I assume, your bestest friend, Andy.â
âYeah, it was Andy.â He traces over my lips with his finger. âBut I thought you wanted to chill with me tonight, one on one. Mano et mano. Just you, me, and the small screen, baby.â
I laugh as he tries to pull puppy dog eyes on me and push him off my lap.
âI did, but youâve spent the last hour trying to decorate your bedroom.â
He frowns and looks at his watch. âFuck, I really did. Sorry, Smidge.â
I groan at his old nickname for me.
He always used to call me Smidge because I was taller than him, which hurt his fragile adolescent ego, but only by a smidge as heâd say indignantly until he turned fifteen and shot up to five-nine.
I sigh and shrug, wrapping some of his long brown hair around my finger. âYou can make it up to me by letting me play with your hair while we watch ~Rocky~.â
âAgain?! Whatâs with you and boxing movies?â
âI just love me some old boxer.â I waggle my eyebrows suggestively. Jake mimes throwing up.
***
âChrist, kids!â I open my eyes a crack and see my dad with Jakeâs in the doorway, smiles on their faces. âJakey, is there something you wanna tell me, son?â
Ok, so maybe I got a little carried away last night.
In addition to the numerous little plaits which are now situated in Jakeâs chin-length hair, I painted his nails, fingers, and toes in hot pink and decided to practice my contouring technique out on him.
We fell asleep before washing it off, so now a sleepy-looking Jake looks like a confused teenage drag queen and not a very convincing one seeing as he is sporting week-old stubble.
I shove a fist into my mouth to stop myself from laughing as Jake sees himself in the mirror.
âGeorgina May Evans! Stop laughing and help me clean up.â
âI donât know, Jake. I think you already look like youâve cleaned up real good.â My dad smirks. âDidnât think Iâd have to worry about you going through my daughterâs underwear drawer to ~borrow~ itemsâ¦â
He and James try to hold back their laughter as Jake cuts them a look.
âI hate all you guys so much right now.â He pushes past us and slams the bathroom door.
***
The rest of the weekend is spent with him trying to get me to take the nail polish off his hands and feet. I relentâ¦a little. I take the polish off his fingernails but refuse to do his toes. Itâs so fun to wind him up.
I roll out of bed when my alarm goes off, signaling itâs six a.m. I do my mini yoga routine before having a quick shower and brushing my teeth.
My poker-straight hair means I donât have to do any styling, just a quick brush through. I pull out a cute little gray mini skirt from my closet and slip it on over my plain white cotton underwear.
~Why bother getting sexy lingerie if nobody is going to see it?~
I team it with a sweater that nearly matches my strawberry blonde hair.
After putting my contact lenses in, I sweep a little blue eye shadow on, outlining my eyes with a thin black line of eyeliner and covering my speckle of freckles with a layer of foundation and blush.
As Iâm pulling up my knee-length gray socks, Jake pushes open my door, his toothbrush in his mouth. His jaw goes slack as he looks me up and down.
âJakey, youâre gonna dribble toothpaste on my carpet!â
âShit, sorry.â He wipes his chin. âYou lookâ¦different.â
âGood different, or bad different?â I suddenly feel nervous again as Jakeâs eyes rake me up and down.
âGoodâ¦just not used to seeing you look like a girl.â He grins. âAt least my first day sees me walking into school on the arm of a hot girl.â
He starts brushing his teeth again. âGood going, Smidge.â He turns and saunters back into the bathroom.
I feel my cheeks warm slightly at his compliment. Shaking my head, I put my feet into my Doc Marten Mary Janeâs and buckle them tightly.
âYou better be ready to go in ten minutes, Jake,â I call through the open door. I can hear him taking a leak in the toilet and grimace.
Gonna have to remind him that doors need to be closed when using the bathroom. Too many holidays have seen me stroll in on Jake with his dick in his hand. Thankfully not in a sexy way.
âNo worries, Smidge.â
âAnd please donât call me that at school! I donât mind George, but everyone calls me Gina here.â
âNo worriesâ¦~Smidge.~â He chuckles, flushing the toilet and washing his hands, before slinging his arm around my shoulders and pressing his lips to my temple.
âI promise I wonât embarrass you in front of all your friends. Iâm just psyched to have the dynamic duo back together at last. To be honest, my high school experience has sucked without you.â
âAwww! Jakey-poo been missing me?â I tease, tickling his waist. He easily grabs my hands and shakes his head with a smile.
âNawâ¦I just know that hot girls have hot friendsââ He is cut off by my hand slapping over his mouth.
âYou are not, I repeat NOT, hooking up with my friends, Jake Nelson. Thatâs one of the many reasons I hate AJ so much. Heâs such a little man whore.
âMy friends are stupid enough to have fallen for his silver tongue more than once. I donât need you stepping in to collect his leftovers.â
Jake nods and makes a cross over his heart with his finger.
***
Jake decides that being the passenger means heâs in charge of music in the car.
To be fair, his musical taste is much better than Katyâs or Macyâs, and I actually enjoy his pick, the new record by Kurt Vile. Jake sings along, mimicking the lazy drawl perfectly.
It is a perfect day for him to start; my three closest friends are off today, traveling back from a gymnastics meet over the weekend.
This means another day not having to introduce Jake to the blonde sharks, which are Katy, Macy, and Robyn.
I walk him to the office to get his class schedule, trying to ignore the buzz in the corridors which surrounds every new studentâespecially the good-looking ones.
I know Jake is gorgeous, and his longer hair has added to his sex appeal, but to me, he is always going to be little Jakey who wet the bed until he was six and who threw up all over me the first time we went on a rollercoaster.
Iâve seen him in all states of undress over the years, and sure the abs are nice and all, but I am about as attracted to him as I am to my dad, who, for a guy in his mid-forties, still rocks a tight stomach.
âFuck! George, weâre not in any classes together.â Jake pouts, comparing our schedules.
âThatâs because Iâm smart, and therefore in smart classes, and youâre normal and therefore in normal classes.â I stick my tongue out at him, and he promptly tries to grab it. âPoint proven.â
The first bell sounds.
âYou good? Need me to walk you to your first class?â
âNope. Iâm sure I can find a willing victimâ¦I mean, volunteer to help me out.â Jake grins, watching a gaggle of girls walk by, not being inconspicuous in his checking them out. They return his flirtatious looks.
âGive me a hug.â I roll my eyes, holding out my arms. He squeezes me tightly. âSee you at lunch, okay? Be good!â
âAlways amâ¦â Jake drifts off toward the girls. âGirls, nice to meet you all. Iâm after someone who can show me to room 101.â
I sigh. Jake is here. Heâll have more friends than me by lunch, Iâm sure.
As long as none of them are fucking AJ McGabe.