Chapter 107: It’s Impossible To Seduce Him.
How To Survive as a Villain
Xiao YuAn, after walking out of the wooden cabin with a muddled face, sat under a tree outside. He pulled up a blade of grass and put it in his mouth. Then he folded his hands behind his head and leaned against the tree to think about the most recent event.
How come that conversation was completely different from the original novel?!
Did he say the script the wrong way? Or was it Yan HeQing who didnât follow the script?!
What about the seductive âyou have a beautiful voice, but itâs a shame that I canât see youâ sentiment?! Why didnât Yan HeQing say it? Was it because the voice produced by the effect of the small red fruit didnât sound like Lin Shenlingâs voice?!
Was he seducing Yan HeQing the wrong way?
Fortunately, Yan HeQingâs eyes were temporarily blind; otherwise, Xiao YuAn wouldnât know what to do with Yan HeQing. So he thought of eating the red fruit to change his voice, and then pretend to be Lin Shenling. After taking care of him for a bit, he would take Yan HeQing to Taoyuan Village and leave him under the care of the real Lin Shenling. Like that, everything will be alright! And because of what happened before, Xiao YuAn didnât want to change the course of the original work any longer. After all, he was afraid that he will harm someone again due to his intervention, so he was trying really hard to follow the original plot as closely as possible.
Therefore, even though it was him the one who found Yan HeQing, Xiao YuAn decided to disguise himself as Lin Shenling and walk through the original plot.
But now, it seemed that something went wrong. According to the original book, Yan HeQingâs skill of seducing women should have reached its peak, and from collecting members in his harem, then his bed skills shouldâ¦. coughâ¦.
So why was he acting so cold right now?!
Xiao YuAn tried to remember if he had said something wrong, but in the end, he couldnât think of anything. He got up with a long sigh, patted the dust off his body, and then went to pick up several kinds of medicinal herbs which could cure wounds. After picking enough, he washed them and pounded them into a paste. After that, he ate a small red fruit that was hidden inside his sleeve and walked back into the wooden cabin with the medicine in hand.
When Xiao YuAn pushed open the wooden door, he saw Yan HeQing maintaining his previous posture, his face was completely expressionless. The sunset light entering through the broken window was falling on Yan HeQingâs body, making him look extremely lonely and isolated.
Xiao YuAn was slightly startled at this. After the initial shock, he restrained himself and said: âGongzi, itâs time to apply more medicine.â
Yan HeQing titled his head. After remembering he couldnât see, he turned back again and gave a gentle hmmm.
Xiao YuAn took a few steps forward, put down the bowl with the medicine inside, and reached out to undress Yan HeQing. Most of Yan HeQingâs wounds were stabs of varying depths, and they were mostly on his abdomen and arms. Xiao YuAn suspected that Yan HeQing had internal injuries, but he couldnât ask Yan HeQing where he felt uncomfortable because he fainted right the next moment.
However, just when Xiao YuAn reached out his hand to touch Yan HeQingâs belt, Yan HeQing suddenly stretched out his hand to block his action, and said with indifference: âIâll apply the medicine by myself.â
Xiao YuAn was really shocked by this: âBut youâ¦. Gongzi, you canât see, right?â
âIt doesnât matter, Iâll do it myself.â Yan HeQing insisted, and Xiao YuAn had no other choice than to retreat to one side.
In the meantime, Yan HeQing fumbled to take off his own clothes when he suddenly stopped midway, and said: âDid you change my clothes?â
Xiao YuAnâs eyes brightened!
âHere it is! The original plotâs dialogue!â
âAhâ¦. yes. Gongziâs clothes were stained with dust and dirt. They were too dirty and if you wore them again, then your wounds would get worse. It just so happened that someone had left behind some clean clothes in this wooden cabin, so I changed them for you.â Xiao YuAn answered with honesty.
âMy friend! She changed your clothes! The wife changed the clothes for the Male Lead! What a sweet thing to do! How can the Male Lead give up this great opportunity to seduce her!
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According to the development of the original plot, Yan HeQing will gently raise his eyebrows and say with a slightly dangerous and teasing tone of voice: âOh? Did you? So does this mean that youâve seen my naked body?â
When Xiao YuAn read this part the first time, he couldnât help but imagine Yan HeQingâs tone of voice like if he was saying âWoman, youâre playing with fire. Youâre seducing meâ¦â and so on. Just like âhow a Tyrannical President would say itâ type of voice.
Now that Yan HeQing was about to say such a sentence from the bottom of his evil spirit and madness, Xiao YuAn couldnât help but ponder about the original bookâs idiotic dog blood dialogue and feel reallyâ¦. feel a little bit excited about it!
However, Yan HeQing didnât say anything after that. In the meantime, he was actually frowning while making a few attempts to open his own undergarments, not caring about his injuries at all. Yan HeQing casually applied the medicine on his wounds based on the feeling of pain, he was basically pressing it wherever he felt it hurt. When he finished, he put on his clothes once again, but there were several places in which he missed to apply the medicine in the end.
Xiao YuAn: ââ¦â¦â
âIt was really hard for me to walk through the mountain to gather the medicinal herbs and then grind them into a paste! Can you at least take this a little bit more seriously?! Itâs a damn waste if you do it like this!!â
âNo, no. That isnât the main point.â
âWhy the fuck youâre not trying to seduce me?!â
Xiao YuAn cleared his throat to make sure that he still had a female voice, and then carefully said: âGongzi⦠it will be hard for the wounds to heal if the medicine is applied like that.â
âThere wonât be any problem. Thank you.â Yan HeQingâs tone of voice was indifferent.
Xiao YuAn was really confused. Was it because he wasnât flirting enough? He thought about the few remaining scenarios in his memory and, while trying to mimic Lin Shenlingâs tone of voice, he asked softly: âWhat country is Gongzi from?â
âSouthern Yan Kingdom.â
âDo you have any siblings?â
âNone.â
âMay I know how to address Gongzi?â
âMy surname is Yan.â
âYan-gongzi, may I know your name?â
âHeQing.â
âYan HeQing⦠Yan-gongzi, thatâs such a beautiful name.â
âThanks.â
âThen, Yan-gongzi, do you feel any other discomfort besides your external injuries?â
âNo.â
Xiao YuAn couldnât take it anymore! He wonât ask any more questions! Fuck! Heâd rather go provoke a bull! At least, if he talks to a bull they would stomp its hooves and shake its head!! What are all these emotionless answers? Every word should be precious! But he wonât even say more than 3 words! So whatâs the damn point?
Why is it so hard to grasp the script of the Third Female Lead?n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Xiao YuAn said to Yan HeQing that he should pay more attention to his body and have a good rest. After that, he started to tidy up the cotton wadding and straw. There was no bed in this cabin, so the sleeping quarters consisted simply of a large board and a few low wooden stumps. Although in the original plot, Yan HeQing slept with Lin Shenling on the first night; right now Yan HeQingâs attitude was very indifferent, so Xiao YuAn decided to stay away from him. However, this was a relief to Xiao YuAn. After all, there was a clear difference between holding a woman and holding a man. Xiao YuAn was still struggling during the day about what to do if Yan HeQing realized that he wasnât a woman, if he kept trying to drive this plot forward.
Xiao YuAn accommodated the place where he would sleep. He nestled in a corner of the board, but he tossed and turned for half the night before he finally fell asleep.
The next morning, the early morning mist was thick, and Xiao YuAn woke up due to the sound of coughing. He opened his eyes, and after looking at Yan HeQing in a daze, he was instantly awake.
Yan HeQing was covering his mouth while coughing, and a scarlet liquid spilled over his fingers. The bloody color startled Xiao YuAn and Yan HeQingâs face was extremely pale. Xiao YuAn didnât know if it was because of the pain or the blood loss due to his injuries.
XYA: Why arenât you flirting with me?? ? ?!! !
YHQ: Iâm a faithful husband âmaâamâ.
*if only YHQ knew it was his crush the one trying to seduce him lmao*