Chapter 530
Harry Potter: A Certain Ancient Rune Professor of Hogwarts (TL)
Felix put away the paper, âKee!â Valen shouted.
She hasnât finished reading yet!
âWell, seriously, you should improve your reading speed, where are you reading now?â
The fork in Valenâs hand pointed at the middle section of the paper.
âThe snakewood wand?â Felix muttered, âIâll tell you a story about the Chamber of Secrets and Slytherin some other time.â He continued to sip his oatmeal, unconcerned by the various curious gawking in the great hall. After a calm breakfast, he appeared in the Headmasterâs office at Hogwarts.
There is already a visitor inside.
A short, chubby, balding man squeezed his bloated body into an armchair, one of his fat hands picked up a sugar-glazed pineapple from a nearby box as his mouth kept chewing, his thick walrus-like silver moustache smeared with bits of sugar glaze.
âHeadmaster Dumbledore, I have something to ask you.â Felix didnât move as he measured the man, who is dressed in a maroon and purple velvet tunic with shiny brass buttons that issued an unpleasant sound as he made a swallowing motion.
His strange eating habit is comparable to the sight of Thestral eating, but Thestral is much thinner than the man in question.
Slughorn absently glanced at Felix, and the movements of his mouth abruptly stopped, âThatâs him, isnât it, Albus?â He asked, looking at Dumbledore, who is seated opposite him and looked pitifully thin compared to him.
âFelix Hap,â Felix said politely, âif you want to ask my name.â
âAh, of course, who else has the ability to impress me this much.â The wizard said, jumping nimbly out of his chair and reaching into his shirt pocket with his other clean hand, pulling out a soft purple velvet handkerchief and meticulously wiping his fingers twice.
âIâve been looking for a chance to meet you,â he said, extending his chubby hand to Felix, âthe great Felix Hap, the pride of Slytherin.â
âYou flatter me,â Felix said, shaking his hand, his fingers felt sticky when he let go, but he knew it was a psychological effect. He asked tentatively, âMr. Slughorn?â
The wizard raised his eyebrows at once, his bulging stomach twitched with some pattern.
âCome sit here â¦â Slughorn motioned for him to sit closer to him in the tone of the owner of the house, Dumbledoreâs lips brimmed with a smile as if he found it amusing, Valen jumped off Felixâs shoulder and tugged at Dumbledoreâs pant leg. Pointing her little pink finger at Fawkes, who is standing on a roost having a nap.
âKee?â
A candy suddenly appeared in Dumbledoreâs hand like a muggle magic trick which he handed to Valen with a wink, âSharing is the gateway to friendship.â
âI agree with you, Dumbledore.â Slughorn said as he sat down, side by side with Felix, his body squirming back in his chair to adjust the best angle, in the middle of it he sighed as his body leaned against the back of the chair, âWant a piece, Felix?â He asked rather enthusiastically.
âNo, thanks.â Felix said, âAllergic to sweets these days.â
â I had those moments too,â Slughorn said with a big smile, picking up another pastry in his hand, âAlways had a preference for a certain sweet for a while and gorged myself on it, then for years, I would never touch it again ⦠That was in my younger days, now I prefer to have some of each.â
âA very wise comment.â Felix said briefly, only it would have been better if he hadnât used his sweet tooth as an example. He watched silently as Valen climbed onto the slender-legged table and locked eyes with the Phoenix Fawkes that stood on the gilded roost, Valen wobbled on the table with the sweets in her hands as Fawkes squinted at her.
Dumbledore and Slughorn also looked at them with interest.
âThe Cockroach Clusters, some people donât like it, in fact, it has a special flavour.â Dumbledore said, and as he spoke, Fawkes darted its head out from its roost and snatched the cockroach-shaped candy from Valenâs hand, swallowing it with a crisp â crack, chunkâ sound.
The three simultaneously withdrew their gaze in satisfaction.
âAh, Iâll go get what you want.â Dumbledore suddenly said to Slughorn as he stood up and made his way around the revolving staircase to the first floor.
As his figure disappeared up the stairs, Felix felt Slughornâs gaze flicker as he measured him.
âYouâre more talkative than I thought,â he said after a few seconds, âI mean, so many people have mentioned you in their letters and I canât help but find it strange that theyâre so widely divergent in their opinions about you.â
âThatâs not strange.â Felix said.
âOh, uh, youâre right, everyone has their own standpoint, and Iâve heard rumours, like your muggle origin ⦠although I personally donât care about that at all â itâs true!â Slughorn said, and next, to prove his point that he has no prejudice against bloodlines, he went on at considerable length about the contacts he knew, â who are being in key positions.â and many of them are wizards from Muggle families.
Felix, on the contrary, discerned a passion for â collection â in the expression on his face. So Felix hinted that he should write a memoir of all the talented students he had taught, and Slughorn beamed when he heard it, feeling like he had met his soulmate.
â I discovered when I was the head of Slytherin that young wizards from Muggle origins always had all sorts of novel ideas to offer ⦠Of course, I mean the smart ones. From that point of view, their presence is necessary to bring fresh blood into the ageing wizarding world ⦠What a shame I retired a few years in advance.â He stared at Felix with burning eyes, as if regretting that he had missed a treasure.
âDo you still keep in touch with those students?â Felix asked, from what little he had heard over the summer, this elderly gentleman lived in a rather isolated area.
âAlas, I had planned to hide away and avoid the spotlight. You know, itâs going to get messy out here soon, and I donât want to mix with that dangerous bunch that much, but they certainly will find me ⦠I have a feeling about that,â Slughorn said, âand that was when Dumbledore approached me.â
He looked somewhat indignant as he continued, âHe wanted something from me, oh I canât say exactly what it-â he shook the sugar icing that dripped in his fingers, âIâve worked with him for very long and know his character well, he wonât stop until he gets what he wants. And he even brought a little one together to convince me!â
Felix smiled, he knew who that little one is, it was Harry.
â Well, since we are talking in private, Iâll just say this, it was a despicable move on his part.â Slughorn came over and whispered, in a knowing manner, âBut it was brilliant, he poked me in the soft spot, Iâm growing soft as I getting old, especially when dealing with the child of my favourite student â¦â he sighed deeply, his walrus moustache comically cocked up, âIncidentally, sheâs also of Muggle origin.â
âLily was a genius, quick-witted, resourceful, and knew how to pay back ⦠Ever since she found out about my birthday, she sent a thoughtful gift every year, never belated, even after she graduated a gift would come. When I read in the paper that she had been killed, I knew that no one would gift me a warm knee pad again ⦠Alas, as the saying goes, good people donât live long.â He muttered, picking up his handkerchief and blowing his nose heavily.
Felix didnât have a clue how to respond nor whether he should respond back, so he simply waited for him to change the subject.
âYou donât know how Dumbledore pries open other peopleâs mouths, do you? He made sure to bring me some wine on my birthday, and he claimed he was there to celebrate the occasion, but he couldnât fool me, and I know what was on his mind! But I couldnât say no to a nice dinner, even if it was from a person with an ulterior motive. ⦠The worst part was that he used me and then dumped me. I asked him to introduce me to the other two youngest Order of Merlin recipients, but he kept brushing me off by saying I wasnât a school professor, so I couldnât bother them⦠â¦and he actually suggested that I should write them a letter!â
Slughorn looked indignant.
At that moment, Dumbledore appeared on the staircase and spoke in an amused tone of voice
âMy dear Horace, I certainly have nothing against you. In fact, Iâve been approached by the press for some time to organize some interviews with them, but Iâve turned them all down in the name that it would interfere with their studies, and I donât think itâs a good thing to let them know too soon that they have a sudden influx of admirers; it would muddle their little brains.â
Dumbledore said, handing him a package.
âThanks,â Slughorn said with a rare smile and struggled to get up from his armchair to take the package. He grabbed a handful of Floo powder and sprinkled it into the fireplace, where a turquoise flame flared up. âIâll be back, Dumbledore!â
Slughorn stepped one foot into the flames, and hesitated, then withdrew it as he fished a small vial out of his pocket and tossed it to Felix, âPass it on to Harry Potter for me, and tell him itâs his belated birthday present.â
He stepped into the flames, holding the parcel, and disappeared with a very comical spin.
Felix looked at the thumb sized vial in his hand, it is the Felix Felicis. He casually put it away and looked at Dumbledore and asked in a deep voice, âAlbus, I need to speak to you.â
âIs it about the Elder Wand?â
âYou also saw todayâs paper?â Felix asked.
âMore than just todayâs paper.â Dumbledore said.
âWhat?â
âI got in touch with some friends in France, Bulgaria, Norway, and even America this morning, and they told me they had seen similar articles as well, but not today, with the earliest reports dating back to a week ago.â
Felix furrowed his brow.
Well, Voldemortâs plan to kill three birds with one stone had been executed thoroughly, in his perception Voldemortâs purpose would be three, one to cause him some hassle and keep him occupied with other things for months, two to test the authenticity of the Elder Wand with the lives of others, and as for three, Voldemort may have harboured a hidden expectation that he and Dumbledore would fall out over this matter.
After all, it is possible that if he stayed at the school, some dark wizards would snoop around the school every other day, and it might be possible that Dumbledore would become unhappy because of it. If he is Voldemort, he absolutely would take this opportunity to control a few unlucky people to make a move to infiltrate the school, together with some public opinion campaign â¦
But with all this drama, Felix had a feeling that Voldemort might have other plans.
The school? The Ministry of Magic? Or the sword castle? He mentally mulled it over.
âVoldemort has finally found some work for the holed up Death Eaters.â He said sarcastically.
âThis move certainly did catch us off guard, Iâm sure we wouldnât have been so passive if this news had been limited to England ⦠by this time there could have been a number of people illegally infiltrating the country.â Dumbledore said, âI contacted Amelia, and she will be coming over later.â
Felix nodded.
â What are you going to do next?â Dumbledore asked.
âTwo things ⦠The first is to ask Ms. Bones to clarify the whole situation to the public; her word is more convincing than mine. With her as a witness, at least the British magical community will not be in chaos.â
âMakes sense.â Dumbledore said with a smile on his face.
âThe second thing,â Felixâs eyes twinkled with a strange light, â Let the news out that I have the means to prove the doubts of the outside world, and both native British wizards and âforeignâ wizards are welcome to âwitnessâ it. â He added more emphasis to the word witness.
For a moment, he looked sharp.
The so-called witness was merely a euphemism for a challenge.
You claim I hold the Elder Wand, but I donât even need it to defeat you, I can easily destroy all those who covet the power of the Elder Wand with just an empty hand. Felix grinned, revealing his sharp white teeth, he started to actually look forward to that day.
âFelix â¦,â Dumbledore paused.
âDonât worry,â Felix glanced at him, âI wonât randomly take peopleâs lives if itâs possible, but donât expect anything pleasant to happen to them either.â In truth, if this incident had happened to Voldemort, the dark shadows who think theyâre strong would only envy and fear him more, but in his case, it would turn into a hassle.
He seemed to have stayed too low for a long while.
On British territory it would be alright, some of his âdeedsâ circulated vaguely in the dark corners, so no one would seek him out lightly.
But in abroad, his name and reputation paled in comparison to here, well, not really, Felix thought, quite a few people had seen him in action at the Quidditch World Cup, but he just couldnât say exactly how effective it would be.
The clock pointed to eleven oâclock when the flames in the fireplace rose high again.
Amelia Bones came out of it in a dusty state.
âYouâre both here,â she froze for a moment, then spoke on, âItâs been confirmed that a group of people were indeed illegally entered, and Kingsley raided Knockturn Alley and Hogsmeade with an Auror squad and caught a dozen foreign wizards, two of whom are even wanted criminals on the run from other countries. â
âThe number in the shadows will only be higher.â Dumbledore said lightly.
âWe think so too.â Ms. Bones said.
âThereâs something wrong with the Daily Prophet â its editor-in-chief should be under an Imperius Curse.â Felix abruptly said.
âThatâs right, we tested it with Thiefâs Downfall, but Barnabas Cuffe doesnât remember anything, and itâs hard to tell if itâs a sham.â Ms. Bones said, she paused and looked at Felix, âMr. Hap, I was wondering, the wand youâre holding â¦â
Felix waved his hand and a black wand flew towards her.
âI did get a new wand custom-made by Mr. Ollivander â a replica of my first wand, thirteen inches, ebony, the only difference is that the wand core was replaced with my own hair.â Felix said as he made a please gesture.
Ms. Bones gave an apologetic expression, âExcuse me.â She picked up the wand and gave it a flick, the wand didnât respond and was even resisting her magic.
âYou should be able to spot the characteristics of it, extremely exclusive, and it serves no one but me,â Felix said softly, as he calmly opened his hand and the wand stiffly broke free from Ms. Bonesâ hand and spontaneously flew over, circling him while emitting an excited buzzing sound.
âSo you should also be able to tell that this is the perfect wand for me.â
Ms. Bones watched the scene in amazement and nodded subconsciously.
âWait, your hair?â She looked at Felix with an odd expression on her face, âDo you have the bloodline of a magical creature? Oh, sorry, you donât have to answer that â¦â
Felix looked black, this is the reason he didnât want anyone else to know about his wand core material anymore, especially his acquaintances, like Sirius and Severus, despite the twoâs opposite personalities, they are bound to reach some sort of consensus on the matter â in which he would be laughed out of.
âThe reason for using my hair is related to my unique magical path.â He explained simply.
âI can testify to that.â Dumbledore said.
Bones assumed he was talking about unique magic and didnât press the issue any further. The three of them discussed the matter for a while and finally came to an agreement.
âOh yes,â Ms. Bones said as she left, âTonks briefed me about the big golem guards at the Sword Castle, and I wandered around the gates of the castle and sensed how extraordinary they were ⦠I wonder if the Ministry of Magic could procure a batch? â
â Sure, I will speak to Remus about it.â Felix said, âBut donât expect too much from them, their present defence mechanism is relatively rigid, at best they can be used to function as a holding force.â
âWill it reduce combatant casualties?â Ms. Bones asked.
âOf course, it can.â
âThat would be sufficient.â Ms. Bones said as she left through the fireplace.
Felix got up to say goodbye too, he had some preparation to do in the next few days for what would come next. He is rather optimistic, in his opinion, this is a good opportunity to promote the practical rune system and expand the influence of the âFuture Worldâ company, it is up to him to decide exactly what to do.
Valen waved at Fawkes and Phoenix gave a proud cry.
As Felix walked to the door, Dumbledore hesitated and called out to him from behind, âActually, I know where the Elder Wand is.â
Felix turned his head and looked at him deeply.
âIt doesnât matter anymore.â He said.
âIndeed.â Dumbledore nodded slightly, âThe truth is the only thing that doesnât matter in this encounter.â
â-but Iâm still interested.â Felix added.
Dumbledore looked a little flabbergasted at his words, and after a few seconds, he shook his head, âWell, if you insist ⦠itâs in my hands.â
At this time, after a morning of fermentation, the news in the newspaper had spread through the school, and the students were enthusiastically discussing the topic of the â Top Ten Wandsâ.
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