Chapter 31

Do You Need the Toilet? Bring Me Along!

The elders could not help but reveal a puzzled expression. “Water and Fire Talisman? What Water and Fire Talisman?”

Didn’t he say that he wanted to change toilet paper? How did this have anything to do with the Water and Fire Talisman? These two things were completely unrelated.

Ye Xuan handed the basket in his hand to the disciple. “Then go and change it.”

It was only then that the Fourth Elder realized that the spiritual power fluctuations coming from the basket were different. He opened it up abruptly, and a stack of Water and Fire Talismans was revealed!

“What are you guys going to do with so many Water and Fire Talismans?”

The disciple was used to it, and it was obviously not his first time doing this. He said as if it was a matter of course, “To put in the toilet. What do you think could happen?”

The few elders’ eyes suddenly widened when they saw the disciple’s calm expression. It made them look like country bumpkins who had just entered the city.

Was it them making a fuss, or did this world become a fantasy?

The Seventh Elder’s face was full of pain and resentment. Those who didn’t know better would think that these belonged to him. “Aren’t these precious Water and Fire Talismans? How can they be used for such a thing? It’s simply a waste of God’s gifts!”

The disciple looked at Ye Xuan uneasily. “These belong to Elder Ye. Besides, using it feels great...”

Seeing the elders’ faces getting darker and darker, the disciple’s voice also became softer and softer. Even so, everyone could still hear the last sentence clearly.

This was a treatment that they had never enjoyed before! These disciples had already enjoyed it!

For a moment, all the elders felt that they were inferior to others.

Wait, that was not the main point!

The Second Elder was filled with righteous indignation. “Elder Ye, even if you are rich, you can’t squander it like this. You actually dare to use the Water and Fire Talisman to wipe your ass. Don’t you know what it’s used for? Its effect is far greater than you can imagine.”

Ye Xuan looked at them in confusion. “So what? I can do whatever I want with my things. Second Elder, if you don’t think that’s a good idea, just don’t use them when the time comes.”

After saying this, he turned around and left.

Looking at Ye Xuan’s back as he turned and left in a relaxed manner, the others who were left behind looked at each other.

Thinking of the Crystal Ice Chalcedony that Ye Xuan had given to the sect, it seemed like it wasn’t a big deal to replace toilet paper with Water and Fire Talismans.

If it was anyone else, they would think that this person was sick or even had a hole in his head, but when it came to Ye Xuan, it made a lot more sense because what he did was too shocking.

It didn’t seem strange since they had seen it so many times.

Shen Hai’s expression was gloomy. He looked at the disciples around him, who were looking at Ye Xuan with admiration and respect, and he subconsciously clenched his fists.

He could only watch helplessly as Ye Xuan’s prestige continued to rise among the disciples, but there was nothing he could do.

“Elders, what do you think of this matter?”

The others’ expressions immediately became a little strange. In the end, it was the Sixth Elder who spoke hesitantly, “After all, this is Elder Ye’s private matter, and we shouldn’t interfere too much.”

The Water and Fire Talismans were Ye Xuan’s, to begin with, so he could use them however he wanted to. No one else could tell him what to do, not to mention that Ye Xuan’s status was above theirs.

A few of the elders looked at the long line with envy in their eyes. Why could these disciples use it but not them?

Once this thought took root, it was like a towering tree that rapidly grew.

The Seventh Elder suddenly clutched his stomach and cried out, “I don’t know what’s going on, but my stomach feels a little uncomfortable. I might have eaten something wrong this afternoon. I’ll go first.”

Good heavens! He beat them to it again.

The other elders looked at each other. Everyone present was smart, and they all knew what he was planning.

“If I’m not mistaken, you didn’t eat anything for lunch today,” The Second Elder said with a fake smile.

The Seventh Elder’s expression remained the same even though he was exposed. “Then it must have been yesterday. I won’t talk to you anymore. I’ll take my leave first.”

He ran away like a wisp of smoke and disappeared without a trace. However, there was an additional person in the long line next to them.

This sentence was like a switch, and the other elders were the same.

“Sigh, that’s strange. My stomach suddenly feels uncomfortable too. I’ll take my leave first.”

“Me too.”

In the end, they didn’t even bother to find an excuse and directly ran to line up. They even used their status as an elder to cut the queue!

In the end, there were only a few people left. Instead, there were a few more familiar faces on the team.

Shen Hai, Xie Yixuan, and the others’ faces were getting darker and darker. They were so gloomy that they could almost drip water.

“This group of people is simply shameless,” the Second Elder said indignantly. “As an elder, they’ve lowered their own status and mixed with these disciples just to go to the toilet. It’s an insult to their reputation! They’re a disgrace to us.”

The more he spoke, the angrier he became, and his face was extremely red. “Great Elder, just you wait. I’ll go and call them back now and let them understand the seriousness of the matter!”

The Second Elder ran over as well.

At this point, only Shen Hai and Xie Yixuan were left. Their faces were as ugly as they could be. Finally, they snorted and left.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

They would rather die than use Ye Xuan’s things!

On the other side of the group, the Third Elder, Fourth Elder, Fifth Elder, and the others looked at the aggressive Second Elder and revealed a tacit smile.

“What a coincidence. Second Elder, are you here to use the toilet too?”

He suddenly changed the topic, and his face changed. “You want to cut the queue? No way! Line up behind!”

The disciples at the back of the line looked at the few extra people in front of them and couldn’t help but criticize in their hearts.

They were truly shameless! They actually cut the queue just because they were an elder. However, they did not dare to say anything.

On the other side, the messenger from Shang Yun Sect was about to arrive.