Last-Ditch Digging
The Potato and the Prince
The buzz of the ballroom faded as the MC dismissed the guests, thanking them, and subtly ushering them out of the formal rooms. Vil, as ever, never waited. The moment Yuu took his proffered arm, he took the first opportunity to turn down the hallway, and separate from the bustling crowdâand so did Neige.
âYuu! Wait!â
Her spine straightened like sheâd been hit with a cold breeze. Possibly the only person present who knew the way to Vilâs dressing room outside of security, and here he was again like a bad literary repeat-gag.
Neige sprinted up, out of breath, still glowing with that unflappable sunshine smile that had frayed her last nerve days ago. He looked every inch the perfect picture of a concerned starlet: anxious, glowing, and clueless.
She didnât walk up to him, and connected to VIl, they let him come, like a shining missile of impending embarrassment. Yuu was polite enough to flee, but Vilâs reassuring tap on her shoulder certainly helped her nerves as he caught them.
âIâI just wanted to catch you before you left,â he said, offering a slightly crumpled card from his coat. âPlease, justâjust give me a moment.â He slowed as he approached, chest rising with effort. âI thought, maybeâmaybe we could talk more sometime? Just us? I really feel like we connected. I feel like we left things soâ¦wrong. I didnât mean to put you in the spotlight like that. I thought it would be romantic, notâ¦â
Yuu opened her mouth, and nothing came out.
âPublic scandal?â Vil offered, voice like a blade polished to gleam. âInvasive? Career-threatening?â
Neige winced.
Vilâs energy had already shifted into something vicious and territorial.
âI wanted to apologize,â Neige continued, eyes now fixed solely on Yuu. âI was trying to protect you, I swear. The media spun it out of control. I just⦠I wanted to stay in touch. Maybeâget coffee sometime?â
She blinked at the card. Then at him. Then back at the card.
Vil said nothing, but the temperature around them seemed to drop by ten degrees.
Yuu reached out. Slowly.
Then, she pressed the card back into his hands with a small, sad smile.
âI really do admire what you do,â she said carefully. âBut Iâm actually planning on taking a step back from this world after this week, and, um, dating a star would definitely not be thatâbut thank you! And, youâre definitely going to be someoneâs dream come true.â
Vilâs gloved hand slid into the crook of her elbow with pointed delicacy, a serpent coiling around a jewel. His smile was lazy. Reptilian. Pleased, when she emphasized:
âSomeone elseâs.â
Vil slid an arm around her waistânot overly familiar, but absolutely clear. âWe have a dressing room to visit,â he said lightly. âCoats to collect. An evening to enjoy togetherâ¦â
He let that vague promise hang in the air long enough for Neigeâs face to fall.
Okay, Vil. Pull it back, she thoughtâand then communicated to him with a small pinch to his back. Yuu allowed herself a tight smile, already turning with him.
âOh, and Neige,â Vil added, pausing with perfect timing. âIf a celebrity were to date someone beneath the spotlight⦠the smart ones would keep it exquisitely private.â His eyes gleamed. âEven from their co-stars.â
Yuu let out a long, rattled exhale the moment Vil turned her away from the stunned Neige, and walked her down the hall. She let him hold the door to his dressing roomâwhere they did indeed have coats to collect.
Vil studied her in the mirror, brows lifted faintly as he removed the ornament sin his hair, and traded his formal overcoat for one that was easier to move in.
âToo much?â
âNo,â she said, eyes flickering with something between horror and delight. âThat wasâ¦effective.â
He smirked. âGood. Because it was entirely true.â
Yuu exhaled like sheâd been holding her breath all evening, and, in a gesture born of boldness and fatigue, went to lean on the other edge of his expansive vanity.
âWell. Great performance all round. Truly exhausting, though.â
Vil gave a small, elegant hum. âYou didnât even trip once. Iâm proud.â
âI believe I was promised flats,â she muttered, shooting him a glance.
âTheyâre in the bag Rook brought. You can thank me with a foot massage.â
She snorted, already hunting for said bag before she returned to her perch.
âYou wish.â
âSo many fans would die for that honor,â he said sarcastically.
She glared down at him. âYouâre right. Iâll just go and get them, yeah?â
He chuckled through the cloth he used to clean his face. It seemed that even he could only stand glitter for so long. The sound was warm and inviting, and exactly what she needed to hear to dissolve some of the stress ofâ¦well, everything.
âSo,â she said lightly, enjoying the release, âwhat was your favorite moment? The undercooked oysters? The patron who called you âVinceâ? Or was it the very long and very awkward silence after the emcee mispronounced Neigeâs name three different times?â
Vil smirked, soft. âI admit, the look on his face when I corrected the pronunciation myself was exquisite.â
âAnd the fact that you did it in three languages.â
âFluency is power.â
Yuu grinned, but it was sleepier now. The moment the adrenaline left her, it seemed that she was almost ready to give out.
ââ¦Itâs going to be strange going back to regular school life after this.â
Vilâs expression didnât shift, but something in his shoulders loosened. âNothing out of the ordinary for me, Iâm afraid.â
âI donât envy you even a hair,â she gushed sincerely. âNot a smidge. Best of luck. Iâll send you flowers.â
âYou do know,â he retorted, âthat the spotlight isnât leaving you just because the partyâs over.â
She tilted her head. âOh?â
âIâve seen your inbox,â he said. âIâve seen the articles. The fans. Theyâve already decided youâre something else. You could ghost everyone for a year, and theyâd still want to know what shade of lipstick you wore tonight.â
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âYouâre right!â she exclaimed raising her hands in mock surprise. âI could even play Neigeâs love interest! Chance of a lifetime!â
He reached out and flicked her ear. âI believe I hired you with the condition that there would be less cheek.â
âThe week is over. Contract complete. My cheek privileges have returned.â
âMarvellous. Remind me to add that into all future contracts.â
âRight.â She shook her head. âExchange of all sass toward Vil Schoenheit in exchange for double hazard pay.â
Vil arched a brow. âYouâre setting the bar terribly low.â
âIâve had a terrible week,â she said plainly.
Vilâs jaw tightened. âI should have stepped in sooner.â
She looked at him sidelong. âYouâre angry.â
He set down his cloth, and stood to face her.
âOh, I am. But not at you. It⦠merits saying that my legal team is going after the ones involved in spreading less savory pictures.â
There was a long, slow pause.
â...I wanted this night to go well,â Vil added, and for once there was no sharp edge to his voiceâjust bone-deep weariness. âI needed something to remind me why I even bother. The interviews, the branding, the endless correction of perception. And the last few days, I couldnât stop thinkingââWhat if she regrets ever saying yes?â I recognize you didnât exactly volunteer for all of this, and I apologize for not recognizing that sooner.â
Her jaw dropped. The stars had aligned. Ramshackle had been renovated. Grim had gone on a tuna fast. Deuce had aced an exam.
Vil Schoenheit apologized?
âI donât regret it,â she said sincerely. âBecause thanks to you, I never actually got hurt.â
âYou donât regret it. Even after I snapped at you on set?â
She laughed. Long, and hard, and loud. Was THAT what he was worried about?
âAre you kidding? Thatâs practically your love language. Iâd be more worried if you stopped talking to meâlike you did, by the wayâor if you asked me to go on a Rook-level manhunt for a producer who died in his apartment weeks ago.â
âIs that where he was!?â Vil gasped. âHow did that not reach the headlines?â
âWell, because I am NOT Rook, I got the police to do the investigating there. They donât like to look incompetent, so they wereâ¦reticent to hand over that story to the press.â
Vil groaned into his hands. âOh dearâ¦â
âThat said,â she said gently, âRook really is better qualified than me. So much of this might have gone better if he was here.â
There was a beat.
Then Vil gave her a lookâmildly wounded, arching a single brow. âDonât worry, I know youâre not planning on returning. I just didnât know you found any entanglements with celebrities so distasteful.â
She caught it too late, remembering what sheâd said to Neige.
âWaitâwhen I said that to NeigeâI didnât mean you.â
He didnât answer right away, but the amused glint in his eye had dimmed just a little.
âOh come on,â she said, groaning. âI didnât mean you, Vil. Youâreâ¦youâre not the kind of celebrity I was talking about.â
âOh?â he said coolly. âAnd what kind am I?â
âThe kind thatâ¦â
He stood just above her, bending down to put a hand on the vanity beside where she was leaning so that they would be eye-to-eye. His eyes were en even more shocking-purple up close, and for a moment that she couldnât precisely measure, her thoughts fizzled out like a used firecracker.
âYou were saying?â he said eventually, the corners of his mouth twitching.
She was being teased.
In an effort to put more distance between them, she folded her arms across the bodice of the dress heâd picked, and tried very hard not to let it remind her of the moment theyâdâ¦almost imagined they shared in the changing room when theyâd bought the thing.
âExactly what kind am I?â
Her eyes darted away from his, then flicked back. âThe infuriating kind.â
He raised a sculpted brow. âGo on.â
âNo thanks,â she said with false cheer. âI have a feeling Iâve already said enough that youâll make me regret it.â
He took a slow step closer, the chill of the room seeping into the space between them.
âYou think Iâm infuriating?â
Well, in for a pennyâ¦.
âDeeply.â
âBut not the kind of celebrity who drives you mad.â
âYou drive me a very specific kind of mad.â
He was smiling now, close enough that she could see the fine shimmer of powder across his cheekbones. âAnd yet youâve stayed at my side through scandal, sabotage, and, as you put it, a weaponized craft store. How curious.â
She shrugged one shoulder, looking anywhere but his mouth. âI guess Iâm a glutton for the promise of a robe with sleeves...â
âNo,â he said, voice low. âYou just like me.â
âWell,â she huffed, feeling equally parts curious, and emotionally suicidal, âI certainly didnât wear this dress for the photographersâ¦but the other option was Rookâs hunting shirt, so take that as you will.â
His grin curved up, and she felt his breath fan against her face.
Had he always been so close?
âYou wore it for me.â
âI did.â She surrendered. âNext time,â she said, brushing her nose against his, âremind me not to fall for a narcissist.â
âNext time,â he said, smile curling against her cheek, âremind me not to fall for someone who kisses my rival in front of a dozen lenses and a theatre audience. Tell me if I need to stop,â he murmured, voice a low threat against her lips. âYouâre allowed to say no.â
So much for never waiting. He waited for her to come the rest of the way to him, until she brushed her mouth gently against his, still wondering in some distant crevice of her mind if this was what he actually meant.
He didnât leave her in any doubt, however. His kiss was controlled, beautiful, and precise, like himâat least, the first one was. When she didnât pull away. When she reached timidly for him, he closed the rest of the space between them, effectively pinning her hips to the vanity.
She gasped, and he took that as an invitation, deepening the kiss with the kind of hunger that spoke of long days and sleepless nights.
He inhaled sharply through his nose, pulling her closerâcloser than the dress allowed, closer than decency allowed, closer than whatever arrangement theyâd pretended to have. His hand slid up her spine, elegant fingers dragging over the zipper in a way that made her knees threaten to fold.
Yuu barely managed a breath.
And VilâVil exhaled like it hurt. Like he'd been keeping himself elegant too long and had finally remembered he was human underneath the perfection.
His mouth found her jaw, then lower, and she gaspedâactually gaspedâwhen his hand slid from her waist to her back, splaying over skin with shocking certainty. His fingers traced a line up her spine, his lips never far behind. The pressure of him, the scent of himâpowder and sharp perfume and something warmer, something Vilâit overwhelmed her in the best, most devastating way.
He was getting too far away. Fingers curling in his lapels, she pulled him back up to her, and he let her, enjoying her desire as much as he did his own. Their lips parted slightly, just enough for breath to hitch between them, before they met again.
Then he kissed her againâharder, deeper, like he was making up for every time heâd walked past her this week and said nothing. She tangled her fingers in his hair, felt the slight give of it styled into perfection, felt him melt beneath her hands. She felt the pull of his lower lip between hers, the subtle tilt of his head to better slot against her. Her fingers dug into his shoulder, anchoring herself as her knees nearly gave way under the heat of it. His traced her shoulder blades, her spine, her waist, and then the curve of her hips, comfortably pressed against him on the vanity, but when he pulled her in closerâ¦the room was suddenly too hot to breathe, and it was her who pulled away for breathânot that he let her get far.
His voice, when he spoke against her mouth, was velvet worn raw. âDo you have any idea what this week has been for me?â
She shivered, thinking back to the smoothies and water cases and bathtub incident. â...Hydrating?â
He swallowed, wrapping himself around her so that he was speaking into her neck.
âIâve had to smile through articles speculating about your âtype.â I've had to rehearse with Neige, pretending I didnât want to knock that infuriatingly pure expression off his face. Iâve had to watchâhelplesslyâas people claimed you were just another flash-in-the-pan scandal. Like you werenât mine.â
She leaned her chin into his hair, enjoying the warm feeling of closeness.
âI wasnât anyoneâs.â
She said it like an invitation, and he took it.
âYou are now.â