Chapter 792 - 792: Birth Of A Retirement Lifestyle Streamer! (5)
I Am A Boss Mommy That Wants To Slack
Translator: Lordbluefire
Xiao Yiâs work team had just entered the live stream room and saw the name
Chu Cichen had chosen for their account, âSweet Retirement Life.â
Everyone in Xiao Yiâs work team was immediately speechless,â¦
The name was incredibly cheesy!
Because Xiao Yi had referred viewers to this new account, there were two to three thousand viewers online as soon as it started streaming.
The members of the work team already felt that this account was doomed.
Because after the account started the live stream the first thing that appeared on the screen was⦠someone cooking?
And the camera was focused on a frying pan.
â¦The staff members were completely speechless.
Didnât anyone teach them that when a new account starts they should at least introduce themselves?
Everyoneâs mouths twitched and they continued watching.
As expected more than two thousand people started leaving.
There were also people chatting,
â 1 came here to see the new beautiful man and woman. Who wants to watch cooking?
â Although retirement life involves cooking, watching someone cook in front of a frying pan is really unappealing. Weâd rather watch the lovey-dovey moments of the beautiful man and woman!
â How about doing some Tai Chi?
â Where is the beautiful woman? Where is the handsome man?
Everyone was criticizing this live stream finding it very boring.
If they wanted to watch cooking they would go watch more professional channels.
This live stream had no proper lighting or beautifying filters. It was just a dark pot. Whatâs there to see?
The number of viewers quickly dropped to just over a thousand.
But then a pair of beautiful well defined hands appeared on the screen.
Those hands poured the vegetables into the pot and a male voice spoke âJingjing what would you like to eat tonight?â
A lazy female voice replied âArenât we already cooking? Why are you asking?
Weâll eat whatever weâre making.â
âAlright,â the male voice responded.
Then they continued cooking.
They served a plate of shredded potatoes followed by tomato scrambled eggs and then a dish of stir-fried greens.
The male voice said, âWhy isnât there any meat?â
The female voice explained, âBecause youâre recovering from an illness itâs not suitable for you to eat meat. Weâll have a vegetarian dinner tonight but you can have meat for lunch.â
âAlright, but the dishes donât seem to be very appealing⦠The shredded potatoes could be finer and you even added sugar to the tomato scrambled eggs? And these stir-fried greens donât look that great eitherâ¦â
The more the male voice spoke the more it irritated people.
The barrage of comments instantly erupted.
â When we watched them in the morning we thought they were so loving but now it turns out theyâre just the same. When the wife cooks they eat whatever she makes and heâs still complaining!
â Exactly I hate this kind of person who doesnât do any work but keeps criticizing!
â Ah damn it, here comes the man!
â Why is he nitpicking about his wifeâs cooking? He should eat whatever she makes as long as it doesnât poison him!
â Letâs withdraw. This account is a failure theyâre just not likable at all.
Seeing those comments the members of Xiao Yiâs studio became frantic and they called Xiao Yi.
âXiao Yi go and give them some advice quickly. If we donât intervene this live stream is really going to end in disaster! Theyâre being too real right? The husband keeps complaining about his wifeâs terrible cooking.â
Xiao Yi replied âLet him complain. As I said that account is my way of doing charity providing support to the neighbors.â
The studio members had no choice but to keep their mouths shut.
Then they continued watching the live stream.
Perhaps the male voice had spoken too much because the female voice became annoyed âShut up.â
But the male voice persisted âCooking is so boring and if you donât let people talk it becomes even more boring. Besides, only by speaking out can there be room for improvement⦠Oh is there too little salt in this?â
The female voice replied âItâs not too little. Thatâs the right amount.â
âItâs too bland, there is no flavor.â
âEating too salty at night is not good for your health.â
ââ¦Alrightâ the male voice sounded sullen âCan you at least pour me a glass of water?â
As soon as he said that the barrage of comments became even more furious. â WTF? Is this guy not only sick but also handicapped? Canât he even pour water himself? Canât he see that sheâs cooking?
â Ah Iâm getting angrier the more I watch. Isnât this person the same as my husband? I came online to see sweet moments not to get angry. Iâm leavingâ¦
â This is infuriating! The woman spoils this man too muchâ¦
â Not watching anymore not watching. Why did 1 come here to get angry in the middle of the nightâ¦
â Exactly what a stupid new account. Itâs supposed to be sweet but it seems pretty awful right?
â So frustrating! What a scumbag! Piece of trash!
While everyone was angrily cursing the members of Xiao Yiâs studio couldnât sit still any longer. If this continued this account shouldnât be called a retirement account anymore. It should be renamed as a scumbag account!
The studio members didnât even want to watch this account anymore.
But just as they were about to exit they suddenly saw the camera move and zoom outâ¦.