Chapter 79
There Will Always Be Protagonists With Delusions of Starting a Harem
Ye Zhizhou pushed the door open to look next door but only had time to see two doors closing.
When the door guard saw him come out, he saluted and asked reservedly, âMadam, have I disturbed you?â
âNo,â Ye Zhizhou said while waving his hand. He frowned as he looked away and thought for a bit before he said, âYou, go knock on the neighborâs door. The general and Weiyuan have always had some friendship. Since you've met the young master of the Hou family here, you should greet him."
The guard hesitated. âCertainly. However, right now itâs very late and the general isnât here. There is only madamâ¦â
âNo. Arenât several guards here too?â Ye Zhizhou retorted. He tidied up his hair and clothes before saying firmly, âGo knock on the door. When the general comes back, Iâll explain to him. Moreover, Iâm just greeting the Hou familyâs young master at the door. Iâm not entering the room.â The ancient times are so troublesome. A gerâs identity is even more troublesome. Regardless of the other person's gender, gers have to watch themselves and keep a distance from others, otherwise, there will be problems every minute.
When the guard saw that Ye Zhizhou insisted, he was forced to hold back his hesitation and moved forward to knock on the door before backing away.
âWho is it?â It was the voice that claimed to be Zhan Xuemiâs brother earlier.
The guard glanced at Ye Zhizhou and then announced his family name.
It was quiet in the room for a while until the silence was broken by the sound of rustling clothes. The lights were lit and a slender man with a veil over his face stuck his head out. âIt turned out to be a man of the Shen family. What else does big brother have to say?â
The light in the corridor was too dim so he couldnât clearly see what the man looked like⦠but the four flags on his head were so obvious!
Unexpectedly, it was really Zou Lan! The plot shifted ahead!
âYou said that Zhan Xuemi was your eldest brother?â Ye Zhizhou stepped forward and walked into the light that was coming from the room and looked at him deeply. His spiritual power became restless as if it was ready to attack him. âWhatâs your name? How come I didnât know that the Hou family had a third young master!â
Zou Lan finally noticed him. His body tensed and he asked, âWho are you?â
The guard noticed that the atmosphere wasnât right. He stepped forward to guard Ye Zhizhou and shouted, âDonât be rude! This is the wife of my familyâs general. â
The Shen family guard, the generalâs wife⦠Zou Lan realized the identity of Ye Zhizhou and turned to look at him carefully. He was shocked. âAre you Zou Ming?! What about your faceâ¦â He quickly stopped halfway through his sentence after realizing it would be strange and lowered his head to avoid their gaze while changing the topic stiffly. âIt turned out to be Madam Shen. I heard elder brother mention you before. Youâ¦â
Thud!
There was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground from inside the room, and then a subtle moan sounded.
The guardâs complexion changed and he directly aimed a fist towards Zou Lanâs face at the side of the door. Ye Zhizhou took advantage of Zou Lanâs evasion to pull off the veil covering his face and then shouted, âSomeone come! Zou Lan kidnapped the Hou familyâs young master! Catch him!â
Several guards stationed around the inn rushed in when they heard the commotion.
Zou Lan evaded the guards' attack and glared at Ye Zhizhou with resentment. Suddenly, he took out a bag of powder from his cuff and scattered it into the air. Then, he took out something that looked similar to a small crossbow and arrows and shot at Ye Zhizhou several times.
âMadam, be careful!â The guard, whose hand was just about to grasp Zou Lan's shoulder, saw this and immediately turned around to cover Ye Zhizhou. Zou Lan took the opportunity to turn and run downstairs.
Ye Zhizhou, who took a sword out of his space, was ready to deflect the concealed weapons. Instead, he helplessly watched as the guard used his body to block the concealed weapons before falling to the ground with a low groan. He tightened his fist angrily and his spiritual power swept uncontrollably towards Zou Lan.
[Warning, warning! External forces causing damage to the protagonist will cause this small world to collapse. Asking host to calm and focus on the mission! Asking host to calm and focus on the mission!]
Damn it!
He suppressed his spiritual power and crouched down to feed the guard a pill. Then, he shouted to the wakened tenants who had peered out their doors to see what was going on. âHold your breath! Go back into your room and wash your face with cold water! There is Menghan poison in the corridor. Donât come out!â
The on-looking tenants were frightened and quickly shrank back into their rooms one after another.
He took out a powdered version of the Qingxin pill and dispersed it into the air. When he saw the guards that were coming up the stairs, which just happened to block Zou Lan from going down, he quickly warned them, âHe has a concealed weapon in his hand! Cover your mouth and nose, watch out for his Menghan poison!â
The guards promptly adjusted accordingly and the men with bows and arrows stepped back a bit before drawing their bows to aim at Zou Lan.
Seeing their reaction Zou Lan stopped immediately, and the hand holding the small crossbow tightened. Suddenly, he turned sideways to shout at Ye Zhizhou, âZou Ming! Youâre truly like a lingering ghost! Iâll die with you today!â As he said that, he took out something that looked like a bag of explosives from his robe. It looked like he was about to ignite them with a flaming piece of paper.
The guards were startled, and the men with drawn bows quickly shot their arrows toward Zou Lanâs hand. The rest of them rushed to Ye Zhizhou as if trying to block the explosion with their bodies.
Ye Zhizhou, who had the systemâs scanning function checking on the guardâs injury, raised his head when he heard Zou Lan and was shocked when he saw the system prompt. âDonât shoot his hand! Hold your breath and catch him! Heâs not holding explosives, itâs Menghan poison!â
The arrows had already been fired and the so-called explosives were flung into the air. Zou Lan wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but he didnât expect the guards to quickly jump and block his way again at Ye Zhizhouâs words. He had run out of all the things he had on him that he could use, there was nothing he could do except wait to be captured.
âZou Ming, Iâm your brother! You actually dare to treat me like this! I will go back to the capital and tell father what youâve done!â
The concealed weapons embedded within the guardâs body were all slender, tiny needles, which were very hard to get out. Ye Zhizhou was already so upset so when he heard those words, he directly blew up, âShut up! Just wait for the guillotine, you murderer! Block his mouth for me, tie him up and send him directly to the government official tomorrow!â
The guard did as he was ordered and Zou Lan began to struggle harder. âZou Ming, you dare! Iâm not a murderer. I, ⦠Let go⦠wuwu!â
There were still remnants of Menghan poison in the air and the guards all inhaled some of it. They forced themselves to stay awake as they tied Zou Lan up and blocked his mouth with some inevitable clumsiness in their movements. When Ye Zhizhou saw their clumsiness, his anger clouded brain quickly calmed down and he stepped forward to give each guard a Qingxin pill.
Afterwards, there was a rush to clean up and take care of the wounded. Zou Lan was thrown into Zhan Xuemiâs room by the guards under Ye Zhizhouâs instructions.
After confirming that the wounded guards were alright, Ye Zhizhou went upstairs. He leisurely ignored Zou Lan, who was glaring viciously, as he walked forward and scanned the rolling Zhan Xuemi on the floor with the system before feeding him an antidote.
A few minutes later, Zhan Xuemi who had been crazily rolling around on the ground slowly woke up. He looked at Ye Zhizhou who was crouched in front of him at a loss, then looked at his disheveled clothes with confusion before exclaiming, âWh-who are you? What do you want to do to me? Although youâre beautifulâ¦b-but I have principles. Whatever you do to me, I still wonât⦠Forget it. Iâll marry you. Whatâs your name? Where are you from?â
This guyâ¦.
Ye Zhizhou rolled his eyes gracelessly and stepped back. He used his finger and pointed to Zou Lan in the corner, who was tied up like a zongziand coldly said, âThe one who wanted to do something to you was him. Is he beautiful? Would you marry him?â
Zhan Xuemi sat up when he heard this and inspected Zou Lan from top to bottom very seriously. After thinking about it, he said, âAlthough heâs not as good looking as you, if I really bullied him, then⦠Marry. I will marry him as long as he can let me continue to play around when we're married.â
When Zou Lan heard his words, he loudly made a few âwuwuâ sounds and shook his head, causing some of his messy hair to move from his face. He revealed his face as if trying to remind Zhan Xuemi of something.
âAh!â Zhan Xuemiâs eyes widened and he got up to say in astonishment, âBeauty, did you make a mistake? This man is the poor man I saved while drinking. He was being bullied by an evil tyrant at the time, what a tragedy! Heâs a good person. Why did you tie him up?â
Zou Lan nodded his head vigorously and moved towards him. His gaze was sad and pitiful.
Did this male lead feed his IQ to a dog?! Ye Zhizhouâs spiritual power began to stir uncontrollably again. He took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. He looked at Zhan Xuemi, who had a silly look on his face, and pointed at Zou Lan, âYouâre saying heâs a good person?â
Zhan Xuemi nodded his head.
"He's my brother."
Zhan Xuemi looked at him incredulously. âYou actually tied your brother up?! Youâre such a bad person!â
âHeâs also a murderer.â
Zhan Xuemi's mouth fell open.
He threw the report that the guard gave to him earlier into Zhan Xuemiâs arms and then sat down at the table. He poured out a cup of tea and scanned it with the system, his mouth twisted and he sneered.
Two minutes later, Zhan Xuemi finished reading the report and he shifted his incredulous eyes to Zou Lan. âY-you actually killed so many people! That was your husband. Why did you kill him and his family?â
[The probability of Zhan Xuemi and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 30%. May the host persist in his efforts.]
Zou Lan shook his head frantically, crying out âwuwuâ as if he wanted to explain but countless tears fell from his eyes. When Zhan Xuemi saw how pitiful he looked he became uncertain again, âBeauty, are you sure this isnât a misunderstanding? Heâs so weak and so pitiful and doesnât look like a murderer, ahâ¦â
[The probability of Zhan Xuemi and the protagonist falling in love has risen to 40%. Asking host to please pay attention! Asking host to please pay attention!]
Ye Zhizhou laughed at this male lead in his heart and handed the teacup over while smiling and asked, âAre you thirsty?â
Zhan Xuemi, who had been under an aphrodisiac earlier, sweated a lot when he rolled around on the ground for a while. He realized he was thirsty once Ye Zhizhou mentioned it and laughed foolishly as he took the teacup and thanked Ye Zhizhou. Then, he tilted his head back and drank the tea in one go, exclaiming, âRefreshing!â
Ye Zhizhou glanced at Zou Lan, who suddenly quieted down. He calmly crossed his legs. âWait another two minutes, youâll feel even more refreshed.â
One minute later, Zhan Xuemi began to feel hot. Two minutes later, he began to roll on the ground again. Ye Zhizhou crouched down and fed him half of a Qingxin pill, which kept him lucid but didnât resolve the effects of the poison. âThis was the tea prepared for you by the man you described as pitiful. It was poisoned with an aphrodisiac. How is it? Does it taste refreshing?â
Zhan Xuemi shook his head crazily and tugged at his collar forcefully. âBeauty, I was wrong. Pitiful people also have hateful points! Itâs because I can't judge people clearly. Beauty, please give me the antidote. I feel very bad."
[The probability of Zhan Xuemi and the protagonist falling in love has dropped to 20%. May the host persist in his efforts.]
Unexpectedly, it didnât cleanly drop to zero? He sneered and scanned Zou Lan with the system. Then, he pulled Zhan Xuemi up and threw him in front of Zou Lan. He pulled open Zou Lanâs sleeve and said, âDo you see this bag in his sleeve? Itâs full of Menghan poison. Also, his belt is full of the aphrodisiac youâre under.â After saying this he let go of Zou Lanâs belt and regardless of his struggle, undid Zou Lanâs hair, twisting open his hair ornaments to reveal the silver needles inside. He pulled it out for Zhan Xuemi to see. âOn these needles are poison. Just a little bit and thereâs no doubt that youâll die. Do you want to test it?â
Zhan Xuemi was already stunned into foolishness the moment Ye Zhizhou pulled back Zou Lanâs sleeve. He rapidly shook his head and quickly backed away. âI donât! I donât! This man is terrible! He actually hid this much poison on his body. You can know a personâs face but not their heart. I⦠I dare not trust people randomly anymore.â
[The probability of Zhan Xuemi and the protagonist falling in love has been reduced to 0%. The first soul flag has been pulled out. Congratulations to the host, please continue to work hard.]
Ye Zhizhou sneered in his heart. Sure enough, this kind of soft-hearted and gullible man just needed to be scared a bit. The quality of male leads in these mission worlds is getting worse and worse. Putting the hairpin away, he got up and tossed Zhan Xuemi a Qingxin pill and said, âHaving a brain is a good thing. I hope you donât abandon it easily. Fix your clothes and book another room to stay in.â
Zhan Xuemi quickly swallowed the pill but didnât leave obediently. On the contrary, Zhan Xuemi looked at him with hesitation and said, âThe book says that a small kindness should be repaid tenfold. I don't think you're a person that needs money. Beauty, how aboutâ¦I devote myself to you?"
Zou Lan, who had been glaring at Ye Zhizhou angrily, suddenly stopped struggling. He gave a vague sneer with his gagged mouth, full of mockery.
Zhan Xuemi angrily questioned him, "What's that sneer for, you murderer!"
Zou Lan turned his head and didnât look at him.
Ye Zhizhou was angered to the point of laughing. If it wasnât for the task not allowing it, these two people would be an appropriate couple. He signaled for a guard that was waiting outside to bring Zhan Xuemi out. He moved a stool over and sat down three steps away from Zou Lan. He looked down at Zou Lan and said, âHate it?â
Zou Lan raised his head to look at him with sinister eyes.
He bent down and removed Zou Lanâs gag from his mouth, suppressing his restless spiritual power and whispered, âThereâs no use in hating. Things that arenât yours will never be yours. You intentionally approached Zhan Xuemi didnât you? With his deficient IQ, heâs really easy to fool⦠Whoâs helping you find this information? Who gave you those poisons?"
âPei!â Zou Lan spat at him and said with hatred, âDonât be so proud of yourself. One day, I will crush you into the dirt! My hatred for you killing my mother will never be resolved! I canât wait to see your retribution!â
Ye Zhizhou turned to avoid Zou Lanâs spit and straightened his clothes while laughing grimly, âBefore I came here, I didnât expect it was you that slaughtered the wealthy merchant and his family; an hour ago, I didnât expect you would get close to Zhan Xuemi so fast; 30 minutes ago, I didnât expect that you had a backer. Now, Zou Lan, the person behind you must be Old Madam Zou.â
Zou Lanâs expression transformed and he turned his head away. âI donât understand what youâre talking about!â
âTao Dong isnât a niece from her maiden family, but Old Madam Zouâs daughter. As for fatherâ¦heh. Heâs not Old Madam Zouâs son at all, is he? Oh, let me think about it for a bit. Changing the prince for a raccoon kind of play, you guys have done this kind of thing before, havenât you?â
Zou Lan resolutely bit his lips and hung his head, unwilling to look at him.
When Ye Zhizhou saw his reaction, he immediately understood everything. After confirming that Zou Lan was the person that helped Zhan Xuemi into his room, he suddenly thought of the most suspicious incident in the new plotâZhan Xuemiâs meeting with the protagonist was too coincidental. Itâs so much of a coincidence that it didn't seem like one anymore.
Zhan Xuemi, the second son of the Hou family, was a foolish person with plenty of money. He loved to play and was easy to fool. He didnât need to be like the crown prince and shoulder many kinds of responsibilities. It was as if he was born just to enjoy a happy life. This kind of husband candidate, for those who wanted to take shortcuts, was the best choice for planning a conspiracy. After thinking about it, it seemed that it could only be Old Madam Zou that could find out the location of the Hou familyâs second young master and help Zou Lan so wholeheartedly. After seeing that Zou Lan kept resisting arrest through various means, an idea flashed in his head. Could it be that Old Madam Zou wasnât actually the real Old Madam Zou all this time?
When he was checking the guardâs injuries, he roughly flipped through the plot and found that Old Madam Zouâs maiden name was Tao, and she had a twin sister named Tao Hua. When Tao Hua was young, she was ignorant and eloped with a traveling doctor. Several years later, she returned home with a baby girl in her arms. She said that her husband died from an illness and that she couldnât live on, so she brazenly brought her daughter back. At that time, Old Madam Zou had already married and moved to the capital. When she learned about it, she sent money back to help Tao Hua.
A few years later, Old Madam Zouâs family suffered from a plague and many people died. Tao Hua brought her daughter with her to ask Old Madam Zou for shelter. Unfortunately, just as they were about to arrive at the capital, they were killed by bandits. At this time, when the news reached the Zou family, Old Madam Zou was outside the city burning incense at a temple. After hearing the news, she became seriously ill and had to stay in the temple for more than ten days before she recovered.
Twins. Is this not the best example of exchanging a prince for a raccoon?
âOld Madam Zou⦠oh no, maybe we should call her Old Madam Tao?â Ye Zhizhou changed his sitting position, put on a thoughtful thinking look and continued after stopping for a bit, âThe killer name Kang Run⦠was he also found by you guys? You got close to Zhan Xuemi to find a good husband and protective shield. You found Kang Run because you wanted to frame him for the massacre in Huzhou, right?â
Zou Lan suddenly raised his head and the resentment in his eyes changed to fear.
âAre you wondering how I know about Kang Run?â Ye Zhizhou raised his eyebrows and smiled at him. âOf course, itâs because⦠I guessed.â Kang Runâs appearance was too abrupt. In such a deep mountain forest, he was inexplicably poisoned by an aphrodisiac and also âcoincidentallyâ met the protagonist. Truly an extremely tragic coincidence!
After learning that the Huzhou massacre case was the protagonistâs deed, he thought of the plot where the protagonist encountered Kang Run. He recalled that when he scanned all the poisons on the protagonist, he found that only the aphrodisiac was the hardest to detect. Suddenly, he found another possibility for Kang Runâs aphrodisiac poisoning in the new plot.
He could almost picture it. Zou Lan wanted to find a scapegoat for the Huzhou massacre case, so he settled on Kang Run and asked him to meet in the forest deep in the mountains. There, he would take the opportunity to give him the aphrodisiac. He didnât expect Kang Run to be so different from the soft-handed and soft-footed Zhan Xuemi after being poisoned with the aphrodisiac. Instead, he was pressed down and tossed about⦠After realizing that he had dug a pit for himself instead of digging one for the other person, Zou Lan fled in a panic after Kang Run finished tossing him and passed outâ¦
Perfect. Perhaps this is what the plot was really like. Zou Lanâs reaction just now also helped him affirm this possibility.
âIâm curious,â he met Zou Lanâs horrified gaze and asked, âIf you really managed to dig a pit for Kang Run, how were you going to let him carry the responsibility for the Huzhou massacre case? Luzhou and Huzhou are quite far apart, how were you going to connect Kang Run to the murders?â
Zou Lan avoided his gaze, clenched his fists and didnât speak.
âIf you donât want to talk, thatâs alright.â Ye Zhizhou got up to stuff the towel back into Zou Lanâs mouth but was almost bitten. Slowly retracting his hand, he sneered and deliberately provoked him, âYou donât have to talk. When Kang Run comes, I naturally have a way to find out.â
Zou Lan struggled and let out a few âwuwuâ noises with his gaze becoming hateful again.
âYou can keep hating.â Ye Zhizhou looked towards Shen Tingwei who had appeared in the doorway. His smile became more genuine and he whispered, âYour life is over. Before you go to the guillotine, I hope you dream of the 73 people that you killed every night.â
Zou Lan began to struggle even harder.
A system warning popped up again, and Ye Zhizhou regretfully suppressed his spiritual power and walked towards the door.
Shen Tingwei pulled him into his embrace, looked at Zou Lan who was tied up, and asked, "How are you going to deal with him?â
âNaturally, it should be handled in accordance with the law.â Ye Zhizhou took his hand and thought about it before he added, âBut I hope that the government can make a public announcement about his crimes and let more people know about what he did.â Especially those two male leads in the capital who havenât met Zou Lan yet.
"It should be done in this way."
The author has something to say:
Thank you Jun Shi for your landmine! Love you so much = 3=
PS: Ah, ah, a few minutes late! Wasted a few minutes catching bugs! Sorry!
Oops sorry for the late post, I forgot to schedule the post last night OTL
Also this family is so wild and messed upâ¦.
that incest
Poor Zou Qing, he never knew that Tao Dong was his cousin