Chapter 19
FOG [e-sports]
In front of the college entrance exams, all people were equal.
While rookie player Luo, endured humiliation and answered the language test, Yu Sui and Ji Yanhan were unable to break away from convention. They, like so many of the candidatesâ parents, anxiously couldnât bring themselves to leave the examination site. Instead, they endured the summer heat, waiting eagerly and anxiously outside, together with the candidate in spirit.
Of course, the two of them though, were inside the car. They lay the car seats flat, using the cushion as pillows with the air-conditioning at full blast and with drinks in hand. The summer heat couldnât get at them inside.
Ji Yanhan took a sip of his cola and looked outside the window, feeling absolutely stupid. âDo we really have to wait here?â
âOf course.â Yu Sui lay down. He put on his sunglasses and looked at his mobile phone. âWhat if that little bastard suddenly comes out and weâre not here?â
Ji Yanhan shook his head. âI was looking at the examination room instructions while I was waiting for you. It seems you canât submit your paper even if you finish earlier ...â
âThereâs always a âwhat ifâ in every situation. What if he pretend to be ill?â Yu Sui lazily said, âIf he really ran away, who would take the next three exams for him?â
After thinking awhile, Ji Yanhan agreed. He squinted as he took a look at Yu Suiâs phone interface. He moved closer and frowned. âAre you still taking selfies?â
âNo.â Yu Sui took off his sunglasses and directed a business smile to his phone. âThereâs no training today so I thought Iâd do an outdoor live broadcast for everyone. Ji Shen is also here too. Captain, say hello!â
Ji Yanhan: â...â
Ji Yanhan simply collapsed. âCanât you read the mood? That little whelp is inside right now preparing to come out and chop you down. And you still felt like doing a live broadcast? Whatâs the difference between you and those who do live broadcasts of their familyâs funeral arrangements?â
âWhatâs wrong with me doing a college entrance exam live broadcast?â Yu Sui urged. âHurry up! I still have 20 hours of live broadcast this month. Today, Iâm going to knock off at least 10 hours.â
Ji Yanhan was left with no choice but to go along with it. He reluctantly smiled and made a peace sign with Yu Sui. He greeted the fans and hurriedly put on his glasses, embarrassed.
Yu Sui didnât feel there was anything embarrassing about this. Everyone here was bored. So what if he opened a live broadcast?
âWhat are we doing out here? Sending Luo to take the exam, yup, the college entrance exam.â Yu Sui stretched his legs, exuding a sense of healthy vitality, âThe holy light of compulsory education shines equally on every student â including our e-sports players.â
âOf course, Luo is taking the exam willingly. Why wouldnât he? The college entrance exam is such a good thing, of course, he wanted to take it. When he went into the venue, his face was radiating with gratitude. He even gave us a deep bow.â
âChop me down? You guys heard wrong. Ji Shen was joking. Luo is very grateful that his alma mater hadnât given up on him and gave him this valuable opportunity to take the college entrance examination. He also cherishes this opportunity very much. Itâs true. Iâm not lying to you. Why donât you believe me? â
âWhy are you all saying I havenât spoken a word of truth?â
âI donât know if heâll do well on the exams or not...â
Yu Sui suddenly thought of something. He asked Ji Yanhan, âCan you have them hurry up a bit? Get them to quickly finalize Luoâs live broadcast contract? How about for his first live broadcast, he does a college entrance exam score reveal? It will be exciting and a nice surprise. â
âA college entrance exam scores reveal...â Ji Yanhan looked at Yu Sui, at a loss for words. He might as well smash the pot since itâs already cracked. âWhy donât I have the publicity department fly over here now? They can shoot him through the entire process. Later, they can edit a college entrance examination documentary. What do you think? Will Shi Luo smash up our base? â
This really was possible. Yu Sui could only regretfully give up.
Yu Sui continued to tease the fans. He was a very talkative person. He didnât need to interact with the chat. He could talk to the mobile phone without feeling the slightest bit awkward. He could happily amuse himself with talking for a long time. In the time they were waiting for Shi Luo to come out, at first, Yu Sui was in high spirits as he held the phone and chatted; then, he half-leaned, half-lay down as he gossiped idly with the viewers. And after another hour, Yu Sui gave an apologetic smile and said, âThis wonât do. I didnât eat this morning. I think my blood sugarâs a little low so thatâs it for today.â
Yu Suiâs lips were pale. The fans too felt that he didnât look quite right and so they asked him to quickly eat something. Yu Sui hurriedly closed the live broadcast.
Putting the mobile phone aside, Yu Sui quickly pushed open the car door and rushed to the side of the road to retch into a garbage can.
Ji Yanhan, who was in the car, took off his sunglasses and took a bottle of mineral water as he too got off the car.
âThe doctor told you already. You have to pay attention to rest. You probably hurt your stomach because you havenât rested all night.â Ji Yanhan frowned. âHow come you didnât vomit out anything? Didnât you eat anything at all this morning?â
Yu Sui rinsed his mouth and rubbed his cramping stomach. He gave a pained smile. âEat? I didnât dare to delay even a second and we still almost got here late.â
âThatâs why I said before that you should just take a plane or the high-speed rail. But you insisted on driving over here.â Ji Yanhan couldnât understand. âWho could stand driving the whole night after having playing just played in a match?â
Yu Sui drank a couple mouthfuls of water. âIf we took the plane ... Heâd know what was going on as soon as he saw the destination on the ticket. You think heâd go with me then? I wouldnât be able to catch him if he tried to run at the airport. Itâd be even more troublesome.â
Ji Yanhan frowned. âArenât you a little too nice to him?â
Yu Sui wiped the water from his chin with the back of his hand. âHeâs a devil of my own making ... Letâs not talk about this anymore.â
Ji Yanhan was helpless. He said, âThen what should we do about you? Should we buy some medicine for you around here? What medicine should I buy? Is indigo woad root ok?â
âIndigo woad root canât do shit...â Yu Sui said, half-dead, âItâs no use taking medicine. Just give me a cup of hot water.â
Ji Yanhan said, âOkay, you get in the car first. Iâll get you something hot for you at the convenience store.â
Yu Zheng nodded and got into the car, mineral water bottle in hand.
Not long after, Ji Yanhan brought some hot soup from a convenience store and got in the car. âThey didnât have much so youâll just have to make do with drinking a bit of this.â
Yu Sui wasnât picky. He drank the soup slowly and said much more easily, âMuch better.â
Ji Yanhan looked at Yu Sui, and after a moment, said, âHow about you slowly retire, and then ...â
Yu Sui felt a headache coming on. âHere we go again. Who doesnât have any stomach problems? Weâve had it checked before. Itâs just a small problem. Do you have to go that far?â
Ji Yanhan continued, âItâs okay to be unwilling to manage the club. These can all be learned slowly. When I first formed the team, I was completely blind to everything. Later, when I started the company, I was caught even more unprepared. Fortunately, Minmin and her father were there to help. ... Letâs not talk about this. Every time I mention it, you donât listen. Some things havenât been explained clearly. Iâm not asking you to work as my assistant. â
âIsnât it your birthday next month?â Ji Yanhan smiled generously. âHow about I give you the entire FS Club was your birthday present?â
Yu Sui didnât even have to think. âI donât want it.â
Ji Yanhan sat in his seat, paralyzed with exhaustion. âIâm not kidding. Iâm giving it to you. I really donât want to manage it anymore. Iâd feel distressed giving it someone else. It would be better if I left it to you.â
Yu Sui shook his head: âItâs impossible. There are a lot of good managers out there. Look for one yourself.â
Ji Yanhan was left with no choice. âWhy are you so stubborn about this? Did you close the broadcast already?â
Yu Sui glanced at his phone and nodded. âItâs closed.â
Ji Yanhan talked more freely. âYou can only play pro for a few years. Youâre not worrying about it now. You feel like you can play for another ten years. I thought so too back then. But what was the result? OK, fine. Even if you could play for another ten years. â
Ji Yanhan looked at Yu Sui with a serious expression on his face. âWhat will you do in ten years? Have you thought about it? Good timing. We both have a lot of time these next two days. Tell me what you think.â
Yu Sui looked at Ji Yanhan like heâd gone crazy. âHave you been attending too many meetings lately? Really, the last person who talked to me like this was my high school counselor ...â
âIâm passing on to you my precious life experiences right now!â Ji Yanhan was helpless, âIâm not older than you by eight years for nothing, okay? If thereâs something you didnât think of, I can think it over for you. You shouldnât just think about training and competing all day long. You have to plan for your own future. â
Yu Sui said indifferently, âIâve already thought about it.â
Ji Yanhan said, âThen you tell me about it.â
Yu Sui smiled and said nothing.
Ji Yanhan said angrily, âYou just canât recognize othersâ good intentions!â
Yu Sui smiled, âOkay, Sister Minmin has always disliked me because of the penalty fee from back then. After two long years, sheâs finally a little happy with me. Please stop trying to ruin our hard earned friendship, alright? Itâs unlucky enough for her that sheâs fallen for you, standing by you for so many years. Donât do anything unnecessary. â
Ji Yanhan was left with no choice and could only set aside this matter once again.
During their conversation, more and more people gradually gathered outside. Yu Sui looked out the window of the car and his eyes brightened, âAre they coming out soon? Come on, come on. We have to be there to welcome him.â
Ji Yanhan sighed and followed Yu Sui out of the car. He opened the back compartment and took out two bunches of flowers.
Yu Sui took one of the flowers from Ji Yanhan. He frowned, and cautiously expressed his doubts. âThis type of hydrangea seems to be used on a specific occasion ...â
Ji Yanhan looked uncertainly at the flower in his hand. âIs that right? I donât understand things like these. Didnât you tell me to buy the most expensive one? Itâs that expensive! One bunch for two thousand yuan!â
âItâs fine.â Yu Sui himself wasnât quite sure himself. âMaybe I guessed wrong. Hold it tight.â
Yu Sui and Ji Yanhan stood side by side. Five minutes later, Shi Luo, surrounded by a vicious aura, walked out of the examination site. He was like the sun-shooting Houyi, like a warrior coming out of purgatory, his body emanating monstrous raging fires.
Yu Sui faintly sucked in a breath. He handed the brideâs hand bouquet to Shi Luo. He appeased him quietly, âWe have no experience with this kind of thing. I think the other parents are holding up sunflowers to symbolize besting the exam in one take... Youâll just have to make do with these.â
Ji Yanhan also handed the brideâs bouquet in his hand to Shi Luo. âTomorrow, we will also hold sunflowers.â
Shi Luo was so angry that he couldnât speak. He even thought of turning right back around and going back to the exam room.
âLetâs go get something to eat. You can take a noon break.â Yu Sui urged Shi Luo to get in the car. âItâs too hot out here.â
Shi Luo was flushed with anger. He stiffly got in the car. He sat by himself and closed himself off, refusing to talk to Yu Sui.
âHey... whatâs with this? You think I didnât earn as much as you do when I took the exam?â Yu Sui held back from smiling. âBut unlike you, I never told them my annual salary was in the millions and I still took the exam.â
Shi Luo ignored Yu Sui.
âAre you really angry?â Yu Sui smiled. âOr are you angry because we werenât holding sunflowers for you?â
Shi Luo was so angry he was about to let out steam and he still didnât speak.
However, this just reminded Yu Sui of something. Yu Sui said, âOr we could hold up a banner for you this afternoon. Is there still time?â
Ji Yanhan, who was driving, tilted his head and asked, âA banner? What would we write on it? âA warm welcome for FS substitute player Luo to the exam venueâ?â
âWhy do you have to emphasize âsubstitute playerâ?â Yu Sui shook his head. âForget it, a big banner would be too ostentatious. Did you bring any of the staff with you? Letâs just hold up some hand signs. Having a small group of supporters should be fine.â
Ji Yanhan was still more concerned about the content. âWhat would we write on the signs?â
Yu Sui thought for a moment: âTake the test one time, get happiness for a lifetime.â
Shi Luo: â...â
Ji Yanhan readily followed good advice. âThat can work. But it would be best if we come out with something a bit different.â
âThatâs easy.â Yu Sui put on his sunglasses and leaned back against his seat. âThis testâs my b*tch, this will go off without a hitch.â
Shi Luo: â...â
Yu Sui came up with another one, âTest and write, get life right.â
Yu Sui was simply bursting with ideas. âOneâs exam story, the whole teamâs glory.â
âYu ... Sui ...â Shi Luo finally spoke, and he was practically grinding his teeth. âOne more word and ... Iâll jump out of this car ...â
Yu Sui got a stomachache with how hard he tried to stop himself from laughing. He waved and gestured for Shi Luo to take a quick rest.
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Translatorâs note:
I had to get creative with Yu Suiâs suggestions for the content of the hand signs. In Chinese they sound great, very rhythmic and it just wouldnât convey the same feel if I just translated them literally. Please forgive my weak rhyming sense. orz