Chapter 303 - Dirt on Internet Celebrity (23)

Editor: Henyee Translations

Ming Shu: “…” Does he think that he’s the Emperor! I have not been dethroned yet!

Ming Shu placed the glass far away. Jiang Wang couldn’t reach it. “Give it to me. Why are you stopping me from drinking? You’re not Su Man.”

Ming Shu slowly walked in front of Jiang Wang and asked, “Jiang Wang, why do you like Su Man?”

Jiang Wang muttered, “I don’t…”

Ming Shu’s gaze darkened.

[Lord Nine! Wake up!] The system almost went crazy.

Jiang Wang suddenly said seriously and stubbornly, “If I don’t like her, who else will I like!”

Ming Shu raised her gaze and looked at him. Jiang Wang’s body was swaying. He reached out and touched Ming Shu’s face while saying helplessly, “But why doesn’t she like me? What must I do to make her like me?”

Ming Shu got up and sat beside Jiang Wang. She stared deep in thought at the table that was covered with alcohol bottles.

A body that smelled of alcohol fell against her and Ming Shu caught it instinctively.

“Su Man…” Jiang Wang whispered.

Ming Shu grabbed his chin and looked at him. She wanted to ask something but stopped herself.

If he had a motive for approaching her…

If she asked, she would be on the losing end.

“Su Man…” Jiang Wang rubbed against Ming Shu’s neck. “I want a kiss.”

Ming Shu let go of him. “Kiss your head. Go home.”

Jiang Wang didn’t want to go home. “Kiss kiss.”

Because he was drunk, there was no oppressive aura around Jiang Wang. His face was red and his gaze was confused.

Ming Shu covered his face and pulled him up. She wanted to hold him away from her.

Jiang Wang was unwilling. He wanted Ming Shu to kiss him before he left.

In the end, Ming Shu knocked him unconscious and carried him away.

His body was in a deep sleep, but his consciousness was still aware. Currently, Jiang Wang was screaming at the system.

I acted drunk! Why wasn’t she touched?

[Lord Nine… you should drink less next time. It was such a close call.] They system weakly replied.

If Lord Nine said anything about not liking her, all his past efforts would be in vain and everything would be brought back to the starting point.

“How could I know that this body can’t take so much alcohol?” I am a very good drinker. This body drinks quite a lot normally too…

[You should see what alcohol Qiao Yu ordered. Lord Nine, are you still going to say that you are not jealous!]

“What am I jealous about?” Jiang Wang continued denying. “I’m talking to you. Why are you changing the topic?”

[… How will I know? I am not your target.] Who’s the one that’s changing the topic.

Jiang Wang felt himself being placed on a bed and covered with a blanket. The footsteps echoed away.

Jiang Wang felt disappointed. Even this didn’t work…

Should I get drunk and pounce on her?

Jiang Wang thought that it was possible but there was another problem that needed to be solved. How could he wake up?

Just as Jiang Wang was considering using his points to exchange for supplies, the footsteps came back.

They stopped beside the bed and someone placed a towel on his forehead.

Jiang Wang immediately exchanged for the supply and grabbed the hand in front of him as though he was drunk.

“Ah!”

A stranger’s shout sounded.

No…

Jiang Wang immediately let go of the person and sat up on the bed. There was a faint light in the room and he could see that the girl in front of him was a stranger.

Lan Ziqing came in. “Why are you shouting?”

The girl in front of him rushed into Lan Ziqing’s arms and cried accusingly, “Brother Ziqing, he was being a gangster. He touched my hand.”

Lan Ziqing pulled her away and looked at the person on the bed who was covering his chest with the blanket as though he was r***d.

“He’s drunk. Go back and sleep.”

“Oh…” Lin Wei glanced at Jiang Wang and rose on her tiptoes. She kissed Lan Ziqing on his face and ran away before he could react. “Good night, Brother Ziqing.”

Jiang Wang: “…” You are torturing a single man!

Lan Ziqing closed the door and looked at Jiang Wang mockingly. “What’s the matter? Why are you drunk?”

“Where is she?”

“She threw you down and left.” Lan Ziqing poured a cup of water for him. “There’s still no progress?”

“Yeah.”

Lan Ziqing snickered. “If she didn’t leave after throwing you at the door, I might be able to help you.”

Jiang Wang: “…” Throw me at the door? How can she be so heartless!

Shouldn’t she bring such a handsome drunk man like him home and do something to him?

“Get me my alcohol.”

Jiang Wang gritted his teeth.* If there is still no progress today, I’ll kill myself.*

…

When Ming Shu received the call from Lin Wei, she was having her supper. Lin Wei anxiously called her to come over and said that Jiang Wang would jump down the building if she didn’t come.

Ming Shu calmy ate her cake. “Let him jump, I’ll help bury him.”

“Cousin, you must come immediately. I’m not lying to you, he will really jump…” Lin Wei suddenly shouted and her scream almost caused Ming Shu to choke on her cake.

You need to be strong-hearted to talk to Lin Wei.

She suddenly understood why her cousin didn’t want to see this little girl.

Lin Wei was worried that Ming Shu would not believe her and hung up. She sent a video to her.

Jiang Wang was sitting on the window and swaying. He looked as though he would fall at any moment.

Ming Shu: “…” F**k, retribution has come.

Ming Shu looked at the unfinished cake. She didn’t believe that Jiang Wang would jump.

Ming Shu guessed that Jiang Wang had teamed up with Lan Ziqing and Lan Ziqing seduced Lin Wei and made her call her.

After all, when Lin Wei was around Lan Ziqing, it was the same as when Ming Shu was around food. They had no standpoint.

Hence, Ming Shu took her time and finished her food before slowly going to where Lan Ziqing was.

When Ming Shu arrived, Lan Ziqing dragged away Lin Wei and disappeared. “Solve your own problem yourself. Don’t let my house be stained with blood.”

Ming Shu looked at the person sitting on the window and choked. What does he mean by my problem?

Lin Wei felt guilty and didn’t dare to speak. She followed Lan Ziqing and ran away.

Ming Shu grabbed a chair and sat a distance away from Jiang Wang. “What do you want?”

Jiang Wang hugged the curtain. Half of his body was dangling outside the window. He was swaying and could fall down at any moment.

“You…” Jiang Wang couldn’t even speak properly. “Come here.”

“Why? You want to hug me and jump down together? I don’t have such an interest,” Ming Shu said, but she still walked over.

Jiang Wang reached out and hugged her neck. “If I really jump down, will you… be sad?”

“No, I will find a good place for your tomb.” Ming Shu smiled slightly. “And find the next person who is blind enough to like me.”

“How dare you!”

“If you dare to jump, why can’t I do that?”

“I…” Jiang Wang muttered, “Even if I die, you will not need to bury me. I have my family.”

Ming Shu: “…” Nothing wrong with that.

Jiang Wang stretched out his hand and hugged Ming Shu’s waist. He placed his body weight against Ming Shu. She just needed to exert a bit of force and she could push him down.

Ming Shu hugged him. She realized what she was doing after a moment. However, if she retracted her hands now, she would seem diffident. Hence, she continued hugging him.

“Why not be my wife? Then, you can bury me.” Jiang Wang tilted his head and looked at Ming Shu seriously.

“I can be your stepmother too.”

Jiang Wang wanted to cry. “My father will not like someone like you.”

Why is it so difficult.

The people in this department always boasted about how they managed to win the hearts of girls. F**k, they were all kidding me.

“I can be your sibling too…”

“Do you hate me so much?” Jiang Wang stopped Ming Shu and started his act. “Are you so against me liking you?”