Chapter 19 of 67

17|Group Chat

The Cupid Series ↬ Finn Bálor1,254 words~7 min read

TheBxtchGoddess has added TheBxtchQueen, MainBxtch, BossBxtch, IrresistibleBxtch, DanceBxtch, BayBxtch, GoldBxtch, SquareUpBxtch, LassBxtch and Non-Bxtch

BayBxtch

GoldBxtch

DanceBxtch

Non-Bxtch

|I already like this😂😂😂

TheBxtchQueen

|I can't💀💀💀💀

SquareUpBxtch

|💀Too much sauce, Glow💀

LassBxtch

|Naomi, it's 4pm😑😑😑

DanceBxtch

BossBxtch

|This is why I love you, Glow😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|😂😂😂😂😂Is she always like this?

IrresistibleBxtch

|Uh huh😂

LassBxtch

|Unfortunately😒

MainBxtch

|😜Welcome to my house, bitches😜

TheBxtchQueen

|Your house is in MY queendom👑, peasant

TheBxtchGoddess

|Well, your queendom is in MY world🌎, so shut it!😡😡😡

DanceBxtch

|Y'all need to stop acting like a bunch of babies on crack😑

Non-Bxtch

|Ladies. We're not men, we don't need to measure anything😏

GoldBxtch

|😱😱😱Is that you, Celine?

IrresistibleBxtch

|That can't be her😂😂😂😂

BayBxtch

|It's probably Mason messing with us😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|It is I, sweet, adorable, lego-loving Celine☺

MainBxtch

|She has her moments, girls, so don't be surprised when she says something totally unlike her💀

IrresistibleBxtch

|She's right, tho. So let's get back to business. 😑😑😑Why am I in this shithole?😑😑😑😑😑

Non-Bxtch

|Don't bring that trumpery to this holy place😷

DanceBxtch

|Damn😂😂😂😂😂

BossBxtch

|Hardly holy, but OK😉

GoldBxtch

|Thank you, Celine👏👏👏😂😂

LassBxtch

|We're in this 'holy place'😉 as Celine says, to spread the 💖💓💟💞

DanceBxtch

|Which kind? Because the only love you know is the tough kind💔

MainBxtch

|Ohh, my kind of love😀

Non-Bxtch

|Which you oh, so lovingly showered me with😭😭😭😭😭

MainBxtch

|😌You're welcome, sis😌

GoldBxtch

|I prefer the different kind of love

TheBxtchGoddess

|Well, you got the sisterly love from Daria

GoldBxtch

|Which rarely happens anymore ever since she's been talking to 'some dude'😒😒

SquareUpBxtch

|😡He's not 'some dude', he's my friend

MainBxtch

|A friend you're always texting with all giggles while you're at it😉😉

SquareUpBxtch

|Giggle? Paige, I don't giggle😑

BayBxtch

|You're right, you don't giggle... You snort😂😂😂

IrresistibleBxtch

|Nah, she wails😂😂😂😂😂

TheBxtchQueen

|It's more of a dying seal kind of wail😂😂😂😂😂😂

TheBxtchGoddess

|💀💀💀💀💀

DanceBxtch

|You 🔪slayed🔪 me💀💀💀

SquareUpBxtch

|Bitches😒

Non-Bxtch

|❌❌❌ATTENTION: This human has expired due to excessive laughing❌❌❌

BayBxtch

|Nooo! Come back! I wanna see you😢😢😢😢

LassBxtch

|All the more reason for me to meet her first🙋

SquareUpBxtch

|🔊🔊Over my dead body😠

IrresistibleBxtch

|Which I'll be sitting on😈😈

TheBxtchGoddess

|OK, then☺🔪

TheBxtchQueen

|Really?😑😑😑😮 You're really gonna fight over this?

LassBxtch

|It's not fair. Some of us aren't on Raw😠😠😠

DanceBxtch

|💡Then Celine should meet us SmackDowners first, then go to Raw😆😆😆😆

Non-Bxtch

|Maybe...

BossBxtch

|NO, NO, NO, NO, NO😠😠😠

TheBxtchGoddess

|Hell Nah!

IrresistibleBxtch

|Bitch nah

SquareUpBxtch

|Fuck Nah

BossBxtch

|Shitty Nah!

GoldBxtch

|Pussy Nah!

LassBxtch

|Mandy, That's just gross😷

DanceBxtch

MainBxtch

|Funny but gross😂😂😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|💀That meme🔥🔥🔥

IrresistibleBxtch

|💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥

TheBxtchQueen

|😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MainBxtch

|If all of you are going to act like a bunch of rachet sluts fighting for the last dick on the planet, I might just not let my sister meet any of you😋

IrresistibleBxtch

LassBxtch

Non-Bxtch

|Girls, calm down. No need to fight😅

BossBxtch

|Oh, there's a need to fight, alright✊

TheBxtchQueen

|You got that right😠😠😠

GoldBxtch

|Paige, there's no way you're keeping Celine from meeting any of us. I'll have to kill you before that happens🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

DanceBxtch

|Imma smack a bitch so hard, that slap would give her an instant tan🔥

TheBxtchGoddess

|Oh, snap😶😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|Lawd, help us😂😂😂😂

IrresistibleBxtch

|Please⛪ We desperately need it

MainBxtch

Non-Bxtch

|😂💀Can we please talk about something else or I'll die of laughter before meeting any of you💀😂

GoldBxtch

|Ooh, here's a hot topic: Sonya, what's going on between you and Corbin?😏

SquareUpBxtch

|Bitch(━┳━ _ ━┳━), wha?

DanceBxtch

|Done💀💀💀💀

IrresistibleBxtch

|Damn🔥🔥🔥

Non-Bxtch

|😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Mandy, how long have you been waiting to ask her thT?

GoldBxtch

|Too long🕛🕧🕐🕜

SquareUpBxtch

|None of your beezwax what goes on between me and Corbin🐸☕

DanceBxtch

|Didn't I see y'all fuckin in the closet?

IrresistableBxtch

|😱😱😱Oh shit🔥🔥🔥

TheBxtchGoddess

|😱😱😱😱😱

Non-Bxtch

|Busted😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

TheBxtchGoddess

|💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

BayBxtch

|UNACCEPTABLE😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

SquareUpBxtch

|❌WE WERE NOT FUCKING❌

DanceBxtch

|That's not what I saw🐸☕

IrresistableBxtch

|No need to deny it, Deville😉😉

Non-Bxtch

|If you're in love, you're in love. You can tell us☺

SquareUpBxtch

|😠😠😠😠😠WE WERE FUCKIN LOCKED IN THERE BY AMBROSE, ALRIGHT? AND WE AM NOT IN LOVE

BossBxtch

|Typical Dean😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|He sounds nice😂😂😂😂😂

TheBxtchGoddess

|😧😧😧Denial is a bliss

IrresistibleBxtch

|IKR?😂😂😂😂

GoldBxtch

|Nice one, Lexi😂😂

TheBxtchQueen

|👏👏👏

IrresistibleBxtch

|But are you sure nothing happened between you two?😏😏

SquareUpBxtch

|🔊🔊YES, I'M SURE

TheBxtchQueen

|Sure...😏😏😏

DanceBxtch

|Mm😏😏

BayBxtch

|👀👀

TheBxtchGoddess

|Yeah, and I'm Penny Wise👿

DanceBxtch

|I hate that shit😨😨

LassBxtch

|All of you shut up, I'm watching a movie🌈

BossBxtch

|😀😀What's it about?

LassBxtch

|About a man, who's wife was brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his son disabled. A few years later, his son is kidnapped and the man has to track him down with the help of a mentally disabled woman

MainBxtch

|Oooh, sounds like my kind of movie😈😈😈

Non-Bxtch

|Raya... You are one sick woman😖😖

IrresistableBxtch

|That, she is😧😧😧😧

MainBxtch

|Thank you

TheBxtchQueen

|What's it called?

LassBxtch

|Finding Nemo☺

DanceBxtch

|😂😂😂😂😂Christ

GoldBxtch

|💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

TheBxtchQueen

|😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

DanceBxtch

|Y'all need Jesus

Non-Bxtch

|Find him at Narnia😌

BossBxtch

|Oh no...😖😖😖

GoldBxtch

|Oh shit😂

Non-Bxtch

|😕😕What?

SquareUpBxtch

|Ooooh shiiit😂😂😂😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|What did I say?

IrresistibleBxtch

|Bayley's party😏😏

Non-Bxtch

|😕What about it, what happened?😕

LassBxtch

|Yo, that party was sick💥

TheBxtchGoddess

|You were drunk AF😑😑

LassBxtch

|No, I wasn't👀

BossBxtch

|You threw a lamp in the 🚪closet, yelling "GO TO NARNIA!"😂😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|Good Lawd💀💀💀💀💀

LassBxtch

|I wasn't THAT drunk, I drove myself home

MainBxtch

|Dude, I had to drive you home while you were driving a paper plate

LassBxtch

|I thought that was a dream😵

IrresisibleBxtch

|It wasn't😂😂😂😂😂

Non-Bxtch

|Hilarious😹😹😹 I wish I was there

DanceBxtch

|Becky, I don't know how your drunk ass got up that tree🙆🙏

BossBxtch

|And I had to haul your ass down😠

TheBxtchQueen

|And to do that, she had to climb the tree😂😂

LassBxtch

|Weren't you wearing your tight red dress, Sash?😂😂😂😂😂

IrresistableBxtch

|Best part👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

TheBxtchGoddess

|I can't💀💀💀💀💀

BossBxtch

|I DID! AND YOU GUYS MADE ME DO IT😡😡😡😡

BayBxtch

|Because it was funny asf😂😂😂😂😂

TheBxtchQueen

|💀💀💀💀💀💀💀You even yelled "OH MY DOG, LOOK HOW TALL THIS BROCOLLI IS!"

MainBxtch

|Celine was so drunk one time, she went up to a truck a whispered "Optimus Prime, I know your secret

..."😂😂😂

TheBxtchGoddess

|😱😱😱😱😱She what?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

DanceBxtch

|I'm not laughing

IrresistibleBxtch

|I AM

Non-Bxtch

|😤😤😤I DID NOT!😠😠😠😠😠

TheBxtchQueen

|❌DENIAL❌😂😂😂

LassBxtch

|Welcome to the club, Lil Bevis😊🚩

MainBxtch

|You did😂😂😂

BossBxtch

|Finn would've loved to see that😹

IrresistibleBxtch

|Ahhhhhh❕

DanceBxtch

|Dear Lawd😍😍😍😍

Non-Bxtch

|🚫NO🚫

TheBxtchQueen

|It would be so cute to see him tuck your drunk ass in bed😍😍😍😍

GoldBxtch

|Awww, and you would say the cutest things to him😶😶😶

Non-Bxtch

|Stop it

TheBxtchQueen

|OMFG😍😍😍😍😍

BayBxtch

|CENN would sail so beautifully😭😭

LassBxtch

|I think you mean FERLINE😕

Non-Bxtch

|I mean it, seriously just stop😑😑

BayBxtch

|No, I mean CENN☺

LassBxtch

|FERLINE☺🔪

BayBxtch

|CENN😡

LassBxtch

|FELRINE😠🔫

BayBxtch

|💣💣💣CENN💣💣💣

Non-Bxtch

|GIRLS, JUST STOP! I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT HIM RN

BayBxtch

|Ooo...kay?

SquareUpBxtch

|Wtf?😕😕😕

DanceBxtch

|Don't tell me something bad happened😤😤

BossBxtch

|Celine, what's wrong?😲😲😲😲

IrresistibleBxtch

|Trouble in paradise😢😢😢

TheBxtchQueen

|😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

BayBxtch

|😢😢😢😢Did you two fight?

MainBxtch

|Did he say something mean?😠😠😠

Non-Bxtch has left the group

MainBxtch

|THE FUCK DID HE DO! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

SquareUpBxtch

|IMMA KILL A DEMON🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

DanceBxtch

|💦⛪SOMEBODY BRING THE HOLY WATER⛪💦

IrresistibleBxtch

|And a bible

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The girls are out for demon hunting season

I'm so sorry for the late update, the WiFi was down and my phone can't even use mobile data for now

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