Orochimaru x Anko

Sakura: EW!!!!!!!

Naruto: HOLY MOTHER- THAT'S NASTY!

Ino: Ya wasn't he like, basically her dad?

Sakura: Ugh. You just made it even worse!

Sasuke: People will pair that pedo snake with just about anybody.

Naruto: That dude's like, 50! And Anko-sensei's like....... not. Ya know?

Sasuke: Yes. We know.

Ino: Not to mention he's like, a villain or whatever. And a hella creepy one too.

Sakura: Ya, I think we are ready to rate this one.

Ino: 0/10! This gives me the heebie jeebies.

Sakura: 0/10!

Naruto: 0/10!

Sasuke: Hn. 0/10 then.