Years later, when Luffy finally reached Laugh Tale and claimed the title of Pirate King, he would recall that distant afternoon in Windmill Villageâs tavernâwhen the legendary Mountain Bandit King, Sige, placed Rogerâs straw hat upon his head.
That single gesture rerouted a boyâs destiny.
The spark of a legend.
The origin of a kingâs dream.
â¦
âWait. WHAT?!â
Sige shook his head, dispelling the absurd mental montage. Too much ale. Too deep into character.
Heâd only meant to steer Luffy away from banditry⦠but this? Replacing Shanks in the kidâs origin story?!
âUh⦠Shanks,â Sige rasped in KINGâs gravelly deadpan, âmy apologies. Overstepped with the hat.â
His âapologyâ rumbled like a tectonic shift.
Shanks chuckled, unfazed. âNo worries! Glad you see his potential too!â
Potential? Sigeâs soul shrank. He glanced at Luffy, now practically fused to the oversized hat.
âHe is Garpâs grandson,â Sige forced out, doubling down. âMight shake the world⦠like Roger did.â
Benn Beckmanâs jaw tightened. Garp. Of course he knows.
By now, the crew accepted Sige as a relic from an erased eraâa shadow puppet master stabilizing the chaos post-Roger. But the image of Sige crowning Luffy lingered.
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Beckmanâs Internal Monologue:
âDefeating legends like Shiki, Douglas⦠Letting the World Government steal creditâ¦
This man carries the worldâs sins silently. A guardian no one knowsâ¦
A true king.â
ââ
Hours later, moonlight glinted off the waves as Sige staggered outside, finally alone.
Sige (Slumping Against a Barrel): âMade it⦠alive.â
His mind replayed the day: transmigrated, bottled a Yonko, adopted Luffy, reverse-gaslit an emperorâs crew.
System. Status.
A translucent panel flickered:
[Character Card: KING]
[Sync Rate: 31%]
[Rank: S]
[Source: One-Punch Man]
[Ability: Emperor Engine â Heartbeat-induced collective delusion.]
Sync Rate had jumped from 5% to 31% in one drunken night.
Sigeâs Analysis: Two ways to boost sync:
1. Method acting (Be KING 24/7).
2. Practice Emperor Engine (i.e., scare myself half to death).
Option two flashed neon warnings:
[WARNING: âBold Ideasâ detected!]
[Illegal Action: Using artificial stimulants (e.g., Taser) to accelerate heart rate.]
[Penalty: Sync Rate -50%]
Tch. Party pooper.
Alternative Plan: Trolling Yonko/admirals for adrenaline.
Sige: âLOL NO. Iâd die.â
As East Blueâs âmightyâ 8-million berry bandit, Sige ranked below sea slugs in combat. Even 100% KING sync meant⦠heartbeats and killer glare. Woo. Scary.
[System Notification: Sync Rate â 90% unlocks ãKingâs Auraãâ Fear debuff +300%!]
But still⦠NO PUNCHES.
Sige (Groaning): âWhy couldnât I pull Goku?!â
ââ
Meanwhile, in Sigeâs Subconscious:
GOD (Chuckling): âSuffer, you meta-memeing fool.â
ââ
Epilogue:
As dawn tinted the horizon, Benn Beckman watched Sige trudge up the hill, silhouette bleak against the rising sun.
Shanks (Suddenly Serious): âHeâs⦠lighter than he looks.â
Beckman: âBearing the worldâs weight does that.â
Shanks: ââ¦We should send him booze. The good stuff.â
Beckman: âCaptain.â
Shanks: âAnd meat! Luffyâd approve!â
Unseen by all, Sige tripped over a rock. The Emperor Engine hiccuped.
Thud-screech-THUD!
Bandit Lackey No.5 (Tearful): âEven his stumbles⦠so majesticâ¦â
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