"Ah! So that's how it is!"
"The Mountain Bandit Kingâs aura is unmatched! Only our boss could pull this off!"
The bandits erupted inçç cheers, completely misreading the situation. Meanwhile, Sige stood frozen, sweat trickling down his spine.
"They drew their swords..."
Behind him, Shanksâwho had been calmly sweeping glass shards off the floorârose to his feet. A faint smirk ghosted across his lips as he adjusted his straw hat, shadowing his eyes. His voice, though quiet, cut through the tension like a blade:
"Since blades are drawn... letâs stake our lives on this."
"After all," he added, tone chillingly neutral, "weapons arenât toys for posturing."
The tavern plunged into silence. Even the Red-Haired Pirates, who had been lounging with amused detachment, snapped to attention. Some rose from their seats, hands drifting toward weapons. The air crackled with lethal intent.
"Wait!"
Sigeâs sudden shout froze the room. To everyoneâs shock, a grin split his faceâwide, manic, and utterly out of place.
First Mate Benn Beckman narrowed his eyes. Odd. This nobody actually seems⦠excited?
A man who smiles before battle? Beckman reassessed the scraggly bandit leader. Perhaps heâs more than a joke.
But Sigeâs glee had nothing to do with courage.
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A translucent panel materialized before him, its text glowing:
[Thespian System Activated!]
[Newbie Reward: S-Tier Character Card DrawâUse Now?]
My cheat finally arrived!
Relief flooded Sigeâuntil he read âThespian System.â
An acting system? In a battle shonen world?! Despair threatened until he skimmed the rules:
[Embody a character fullyâGain their power!]
[100% Sync = Full Abilities Unlocked.]
Even Vegeta from DBZ?! Visions of vaporizing admirals danced in his head.
"Use the S-Card!"
His consciousness hurtled through cosmic void, stars blazing around a single golden card.
Gacha mechanics? Seriously?
The card flipped. Golden radiance erupted.
"...Wait. Him?!"
The card revealed a man with scarred left eye, spikes of blonde hair, and bone-chilling aura.
[Character: KING]
[Rank: S]
[Source: One-Punch Man]
[Ability: Emperor EngineâTerrifying heartbeat resonance triggers opponentsâ psychologicalå´©æº.]
Sigeâs soul died a little.
An S-Rank⦠with ZERO combat skills?!
Whereâs the âSummon Bald Capeâ passive?! He screamed internally at the absent system.
Reality snapped back. Barely a second had passed.
All eyes locked on Sige. Under Kingâs influence, his rough features now carried an inexplicable sharpnessâjawline hardened, brows steeled into permanent scowl. Even his nervous smile twisted into a predatorâs sneer.
Thud-thud-THUD!
A deep, rhythmic pounding filled the room.
Beckman tensed. Whatâs that noise? Tracking the sound, he realizedâ
Itâs his heartbeat.
Sige gulped, forced words past Kingâs gravelled baritone: "Maybe... we should avoid fighting? I meanâ"
Dammit, sound confident!
"âhow could someone like me possibly challenge a Yonko?"
But Kingâs vocal cords transformed the plea into a bone-chilling taunt. Every syllable dripped disdain.
The Red-Hair Pirateséä½ stiffened.
Then it clicked.
This scraggly mountain bandit knew they were Yonko-tierâand still mocked them?!
Benn Beckmanâs cigar dropped. Shanksâ smirk vanished.
Behind Sige, his bandits wet themselves with pride:
"Boss is threatening a Yonko!!!"
The Emperor Engine roared louder.
THUD-THUD-THUD!
With every beat, the piratesâ imaginations ran wild:
Is his Conquerorâs Haki condensing into soundwaves?!
What devil fruit creates heartbeats like war drums?!
Unseen to all, Sigeâs real thoughts screamed:
I just wanted to apologize!!!
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