⋆. 𐙚 ˚Incorrect Quotes

Some incorrect quotes that i found in my notepad (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

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Ishan: If I die, you’re coming with me.

Shubman : That’s not how death works.

Ishan : [Holding up an embarrassing childhood picture of Shubman] Oh yeah? Try me.

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Ishan : I can take care of myself!

Shubman : [Crossing arms] Oh yeah? Last week, you almost choked on a candy.

Ishan : …IT WAS A BIG CANDY.

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Hardik : I bet 5000 rupees that Shubman will finally kiss Ishan today.

Virat : Make it 10,000. That tension is unbearable.

Rohit : Y’all are idiots. I bet 20,000 that Shubman will chicken out and run away.

Kl Rahul : Bro, this is a man’s emotional crisis, not an IPL auction.

Ishan : Wait, you guys bet on my love life?!

Hardik : Of course, it’s more entertaining than the World Cup final.

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Shubman : Where is Ishan?

Mayank : He left a note.

Shubman : What does it say?

Mayank : "I did something stupid. Be back soon."

Shubman : …

Shubman : Oh god.

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Doctor : Who should we call in an emergency?

Ishan: Shubman.

Doctor: And what is your relationship?

Ishan : Uhh… complicated?

Shubman: Oh my god, just write "babysitter."

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Ishan : What if I jump off this chair?

Shubman : You will get hurt.

Ishan : …But what if I don’t?

Shubman : Then I’ll make sure you do.

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Ishan : You’re staring again.

Shubman : You wore that on purpose.

Ishan : Maybe I did.

Shubman : [Leans in, voice rough] Maybe you should take responsibility, then.

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Rohit : Shubman, why are you limping?

Shubman : …No reason.

Virat : Why is Ishan also limping?

Ishan : Also no reason.

Hardik : …OH MY GOD, NO-

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Ishan : [Trying to open a bottle, struggling] Ughhh, Shubman, it’s too hard!

Shubman : [Pauses, eyes darkening] …What did you just say?

Rohit : Oh hell no, not in front of us.

Virat : WHY ARE WE WITNESSING THIS?

Hardik : Bro, I just came here for water.

Ishan : What’s wrong?? I was just asking for help!

Shubman : Don’t say it like that.

Ishan : Say it like what?

Hardik : I NEED TO LEAVE.

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Virat : Why is Shubman staring at Ishan like he wants to eat him?

Surya : Why is Ishan staring back like he WANTS to be eaten?

Hardik : Why are we all watching them like this?

Rohit : Because it’s like a slow-burn romance but in real life.

KL Rahul : I bet they still won’t do anything about it.

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Shubman : We have practice at 7 AM. Sleep early.

Ishan : Define "early."

Hardik : He means "before 3 AM," dumbass.

Ishan : I see. So unrealistic expectations.

Virat : WHY ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE RIGHT NOW?

Ishan : What is sleep if not an illusion?

Rohit : I’m muting this chat. Y’all are idiots.

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Ishan : Bro, I had three energy drinks, and I think I can see sound.

Shubman : YOU WHAT?!

Hardik : Lmao, let him vibe.

Virat : No, let’s record this for blackmail.

Rohit : This is why I don’t claim him

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Ishan : If I die, tell Shubman I loved him.

Shubman : You literally just tripped over your own feet.

Hardik: You didn’t even fall that hard.

Virat: Oh my god, someone get this idiot off the floor.

Ishan : My life… flashing before my eyes…

Shubman : I’m leaving him here.

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Shubman : I need space.

Ishan : So do I. [Proceeds to climb onto Shubman’s lap]

Shubman: …This is the opposite of space.

Ishan: Shhh. Let it happen.

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Hardik : Why did you put bubble wrap on Ishan’s bat?!

Shubman : Because he keeps swinging it like a lunatic and hitting himself!

Ishan : …It was one time!

Rohit : It was FIVE times, Ishan.

Virat : Honestly, let him suffer. Natural selection.

Shubman : baby proofing needed

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