Spin the bottle

For pest I used google translate, I don't know Japanese.

IN THIS UNPLEASANT ISNT AS FLAT AS PAPER ALR..???!!!

Before hand, yes they did get lube, it's 7 in the morning, I've been writing this since 1 am. Im don't give a shit for writing " tHeY gOt lUbE!! " now reread that quote with an annoying slime/figdet trading kid or whatever for tiktok.

( smut with 5 different ships, I don't want to just to not make the ships look targeted )

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Lampert and infected gets to poobs house. Poob blasts confetti in there face.

" 4HHH >m< "

" ready to playz spin the bottle? ( 7 minutes of heaven )" - poob

" yes! " infected says

" alright sit down! "

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" atleazt zpud iznt here " - gnarpy

" you're not even gonna play gnarpy, youz said you were here for wine/beer, it's even in your hand " - poob

" oh zhit. " - gnarpy

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" Lampert you can spin the bottle first " - poob

" uh, alright " - Lampert

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He looks at infected then looks back at the bottle, he calculates the amount of force it will take

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"急いで　で. " - pest ( hurry up. )

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Lampert spins the bottle and it lands in the middle of poob and infected, it turns to the right ( infecteds side )

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They go into the closet, infected flips him over and fingers him from behind. Lampert arches his back " mph~ fuck.. ". After, he gags him with 2 fingers before pulling down his zipper and holding his lampshade while gagging Lampert with his dick.

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The timer goes off and they put their clothes back on and clean eachother before hand ofc.

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Lampert chooses who goes next, " unpleasant you can go next. "

" ... " unpleasant

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The bottle lands on pest.

" おぞましい。。。" ( disgusting ) - pest

" ... "

They go into the closet, pest, not wanting to look like a total pussy.- grabs unpleasant waist, and kisses her . He could .disgustingly, tell unpleasant was enjoying this , she wasn't even considered gradient at this point.- just pink.

He roughly keeps kissing her, slips his tongue in hers mouth exploring her mouth.

Timer goes off

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" unpleasant you go next " - pest

" okay. " - unpleasant "

It lands on Jeremy they go into the closet, Jeremy gets straight to the point and starts thrusting into unpleasant, unpleasant tries to grab the floor arching her, " ahh~ hmm~ oh my.. " unpleasant slips out. Jeremy gives her head..

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" ew.. " - Lampert says as it's been 10 minutes, " the timer went off 3 minutes and 48 seconds ago love birds. "

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" hey whatz a nice alien female like you doing all by yourzelf? " gnarpy says to xeself in the mirror.

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" hm, poob you go next "

Poob spins the bottle, it lands on Lampert ( weird ship ik shhh. )

" oh... "

Infected and pest could agree they did not like this.

They go into the closet and the others hear banging.

( they are playing with confetti poppers, you fucking whore, stop being so inappropriate 😭/j )

Infected crawls over to pest,

" are you and Lampert a thing? "

" hmm, w3ll 1 d0nt kn0w, 1 W4nt t0 b3 but 1 d0nt kn0w 4bu0t wh4t h3 th1nk5.. :c "

" 4r3 yu0 4nd p4rty n00b d4t1ng? "

" well first, you should ask him about what he feels second yes we are. "

" c4n 1 4sk 4 qu3$t10n? :P "

" I mean I guess "

" wh0 c0nf3$$3d f33l1ng5? "

" me "

" w3ll h0w d1d y0u d0 1t? "

" well first.... "

( IF YALL THINJ IMA DO THAT WHOLE THING,THINK AGAIN YOU WHORES )

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Lampert carries out poob bridal style, and poob is giggling. Infected and pest look at each other and then at poob and lampert,

" pest you go next also here's your husband " Lampert giggles and gently puts him in pests lap.

Poob crawls back to his spot, pest spins the bottle and it lands on poob, poobs face turns a bit orange ( blush bc red and yellow make orange?? )

They go into the closet,

( don't worry I'll write it )

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Lampert drags himself to infected tiredly, and stretches himself like a cat then falls asleep

( I'm such a big back /j )

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Pest roughly kisses poob, through the kisses pest could hear his tiny moans. he undresses himself and poob, " open your legs babe. " poob does so, he continues to position himself with poob. Once achieved, he goes in without warning and grinds into poob. " NGH~ fuck.. " poob momentarily fucking screams.

( after that 🥰🥰🥰 )

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Everybody leaves, infected bridal carries Lampert to the car and drives him home before cuddling with him. The others do the same, but pest and poob does it again. ( swag )

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A/N : IM FUCKING DONE WITH TRHIS ITS BEEN 7 HOURS IM GOIJF INSANE I CANT TALK TO MT FRIEND ( Yk who you are hatsunemikurandy .. ) WHICH I LOVE SO THIS IS BERY DEPRESSINF 😭 )

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