double date

Yall I miss my friend 😖

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Lampert gets a notification from poob

It reads

" HEY ME AND PEZT ARE HAVING A DATE WANNA HAVE A DOUBLE DATE "

[hmmm]

" BABE!! "

Infected blushes but goes over to him

" y3$? "

" CAN WE GO ON A DOUBLE DATE PLEASEEE!! "

" uh 5ur3 w1th wh0? "

" poob and pest!! "

" 5ur3 th3n 1 gu355 "

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They get there!! ( red ball diner ^\\\\^ )

" POOB!! " - Lampert

" Oh hello!! " - poob!

" hi infected, " - pest

" h1 P35t " - infected

" how about we sit down? Get a drink or two? " - poob

" alrighty! " - Lampert

" so are you two dating? " - poob

" oh uh.. I never really thought about that.. "

" YOU GUYS HAVE BANGED THREE TIMES AND STILL HAVENT FIGURED THAT OUT??!! " - pest

" h0W d1d yU0 f1gur3 0ut w3 b4Ng3d muLt1pl3 t1M3s? " - infected

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Lampert lights up and blushes

" 4r3 yU0 0k4y huNny? "

" what the FUCK " - pest

Poob hits his face, then lays on pest

" how loud can one sigh? " - pest

" I'm not rlly sure love.. " - poob

Pest kisses poob

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" kzzt- wh-wha-what drink would you like at r-r-red ball krrtz- diner? " - reddy

" 1 w0uld l1K3 4 spR1t3- 4ch0! " - infected

" I would like a cup of coffee sir!!" - Lampert

" I would like a beer " - pest

" i would like a water " - poob

" a-a-alright! Coming right u-up! " - reddy

" so u guys are not dating? " - poob

" we don't know.. "

Infected get a little frown from that.

" well sure u guys r! " - poob

" how exactly? " - Lampert

" u gys have pet names " - poob

" and? "

" you guys banged multiple times, not to mention unpleasant and Jeremy always complains about the noise.. "

" oh..! "

" And anytime you say, me and infected aren't dating, infected gets sad "

Lampert looks at infected, before hugging him

" I'm sorry darling.. "

Infected pushes him off

It goes silent.

PT 2 COMING SOON LAMAKAOAOA.

( happy ending just wait lil whore

307 words :D