Tyler-Part One

I thought I was going to graciously spare you and your feelings by skipping or holding off on writing about you (your chapter) . However, I realised that I'm not that kind, and most importantly  my literary prowess is far too superior to be constrained by such petty considerations.

In fact, I now understand that my initial hesitation stemmed from your pathetic need for control. You're just as toxic as your predecessors, but just in a more subtle way. I mean -you genuinely believe you have the authority to dictate my live choices, actions and my writing. How quaint.

Most importantly, I've taken it upon myself to condescendingly highlight the plethora of flaws that plague your very being. I do hope you're prepared to confront the stark reality of your own inadequacies.

You're so predictably,  self-absorbed that I'm sure you've already assumed that this chapter is about you. And, as it so happens, you're correct, this chapter is about you - but the fact that you've already arrived at that conclusion without my confirmation is precisely the point.

Your ego is so inflated that you can't help but believe the world revolves around you, and this chapter is just another example of that.