Chapter 5 : Good night, Dumb Trump

A/N WARNING : THIS CHAPTER IS BASED ON EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, IM NOT THIS CREATIVE I WENT THROUGH THIS HORRIFIC EXPERIENCE TWO MONTHS AGO (the first half of the chapter only, i know no hot guys)

Chapter 5 : good night, dumb Trump

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"No but seriously, you didn't even notice that?!" I exclaimed, walking in the house with my father who apparently fails to notice things that are important.

"Notice what?" My mom asked from the living room that is a couple steps away from the door.

"The fact that I have eyeliner and mascara on one eye only." I replied, pointing at my eyes.

My mom being the mom she is, started laughing "Did you just leave the house like that?" She asked before laughing again, while my father sat next to her on the couch and joined her.

"Well yeah, it was so embarrassing! And here I was, wondering why that old man that just moved in our neighborhood was looking at me like I'm some freak." I exclaimed.

"So you just left like this and then got mad because someone thought you looked weird even though you apparently wanted it?" Mom asked, finally cutting her laughing session.

"No, just before I left, I told you that I bought a new mascara and eyeliner and I tried them, but only on one eye, and then since dad came in rushing me, I forgot to apply on the other and I just left looking like I came out of a horror movie!" I explained again. My life really sucks. I just wanted to test if the new makeup I bought works good or not, but my dad rushed in the house, asking me to leave quickly before the store that's near our house closes. We were going to buy some new towels, but I have no luck. Ever.

"Oh, is that why you were claiming that your dad doesn't notice stuff?" Mom asked, realization finally hitting her.

All while my dad is just there laughing.

"Yeah and trust me, he did notice, he just wanted to laugh, and I was the reason." I said, smiling a little. My dad have always loved the idea of making fun of me and pranking my ass. Thanks dad.

"Yeah, I know my husband." My mom said, glaring at my dad in a joking manner.

"Okay well, I'll go wash it off, again, thank you dad." I said glaring at him too.

As I reached my room upstairs, I wiped off my makeup that got people questioning what's wrong with me, finished a whole book in two hours, and now I'm on  my bed not able to sleep.

WAIT!!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I hate my life.

I forgot to solve my calculus homework.

Aaron told me he'll teach me everything I want, but I forgot to tell him about the homework since we were focusing on the test next week.

How am I supposed to solve it?

It's okay, don't stress, give it a try..

I got out of bed and grabbed the two papers sheet.

One look at it, and I was dizzy and nearly passed out.

What do I do?

Can I call Aaron?

Naaaah, it's almost midnight and it isn't like we're friends or anything, I mean he claimed we are in front of my parents because he kind of had to..

Or are we actually friends?

I've only known him for a week and a half, he's just like a classmate, nothing more.

I'll just text him.

Yeah, I'll pretend like I'm bored and try to make conversations and as one subject leads to the other, I'll text him about the homework.

I don't expect him to come over, obviously, but maybe he could find me a solution of some sort.

Whatever I'll just text him.

Me : Yeah you forgot it in my house

Me : oh shit, wrong number

Me : sorry Aaron, meant to text Rose :)

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : oh, it's fine, why aren't you asleep yet?

Oh yes, my plan worked, he started a conversation.

Me : I could ask you the same question.

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : I couldn't fall asleep..

Me : same for me.

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : so, I heard i'm annoying but still manage to look hot;)

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DID HE?

What the actual fuck?

Play dumb Ellie, you got this.

Me : Huh? Lol what r u talking about?

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : what you said to Rose on the phone, no worries though, Your secret is safe with me

Oh.

Better just admit to it, there is no hope in going around the bush

Hiding around the bush

Lying beneath the bush

Is it beat around the bush?

Me : R U STALKING ME OR SOMETHING HOW DID U KNOW??!!

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : Me? Stalking u? No Ellie, im not the kind of guy to do that, your mom came in to check on us when you were in the bathroom and accidentally told me

Oh .. yay, I just love how much the universe hates me!

Mom, how could you seriously think it's normal to tell him about this?

Why would she be eavesdropping on me while I'm on the phone with Rose anyways?

Me : doesnt matter, youre still an asshole to me.

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : u sure?

Me : positive.

Maybe it's time to bring it up, I'll get to change the subject anyways.

Me : SHIT! I FORGOT TO DO THE CALCULUS HOMEWORK!

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : what homework?

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : oh the sheet thing?

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : See, I told you we shouldve started with calculus

Me : oh shutup!! Does it look like I have enough time to understand physics till the test happens?

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : whatever

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : so what are u gonna do now?

Me : idk..

I actually do.

I waited exactly forty five seconds, counting them before I sent him a text. Don't want him thinking I already had the plan figured.

I really didn't, I thought of it while texting him.

Me : how about a deal? We have the same homework, obviously, I know u solved it, so send me the answers now, I'll copy them, and buy u lunch tomorrow!

One minute passed by.

What's taking him so long?

I'm getting nervous.

Stupid, stupid Ellie, since when were you afraid of the teacher yelling at you for not solving your shit?

Since ever ..

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : okay I guess...

This was easier than I expected.

Me : great! Send them, come on:)

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : hold up

After about two minutes, Aaron actually sent me pictures of the sheets answered.

Me : THANK YOU!! Life savior

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : youre welcome shithead, I know im amazing, you don't have to mention it ;)

Me : oh get over yourself, dickhead

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : lmao

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : good night, squidward

Me : good night, dumb trump

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : ouch that one burns!! Never compare me to an orange again, please Ellie!!

Me : sorry, I know that one really must have hurt

the hottest motherfucka I gotta blow : yeah no shit, goodnight -_-

We've been texting for thirty minutes.

Well, time to copy the answers.

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A/N

The story of the makeup that happened to Ellie, happened to me .

Hahahahahahaha -_-

Honestly, Ellie's character will be similar to mine in alot of ways. It's easier to write her pov like that because it's like mine. So ..

FML PEOPLE WERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE AN EMBARRASSMENT IN THAT STORE THANK GOD ITS OVER ITS ALL BECAUSE MY SISTER WANTED TO TRY HER NEW MAKUEP AND SHE USED MY FACE, WELL HALF OF MY FACE.

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