Chapter 9: Scraping It Clean
ãMy host, didnât I tell you to win over the Ink Sea Chief Inspector? What in the world did you do?ã
System 12345 grumbled in disappointment.
ãWhy is he chasing you around the city? What are you going to do now that you have thoroughly offended father-in-law?ã
ãYou were lucky to have triggered two side quests right from the start, but it is as if youâre trying your hardest not to complete those quests at all. Iâm really disappointed in you!ã
âYuuu!â Shu Yichao stopped his steed and tossed aside the lasso. âI have thirty casualties? Pathetic. Those people are really a bunch of cannon fodder. They are already struggling when this is only a newbie mission.â
Everything else proceeded smoothly after taking down the city.
The Ottomains tried to fight back, but it was futile.
In the first place, they didnât have a firm grip on Sochia, and its populace revolted as soon as they noticed the Ottomainsâ weakness. Furthermore, the Ottomain soldiersâ morale had fallen to the bottom, and their comrades were swiftly being picked off by Shu Yichaoâs nomad army too.
The result? Annihilation.
Shu Yichao wanted to capture some prisoners, hoping that he could make some quick bucks. However, the bonus NPCs who accompanied him for the siege were extremely vicious, leaving not a single survivor.
Damn it. I didnât make a killing, and I lost soldiers on top of that.
Shi Yichao felt pained.
âI lost two daysâ worth of recruitment just like that. I need to make up for it, or else I canât comfort my aching heart,â Shu Yichao muttered as he tapped into his profile. âPlunder, then abandon the city.â
Conquering the city would help accrue positive karma, but there was no money to be earned. Only a fool would take that option. Slaughtering the city wouldnât reap any money too, so there was no reason for Shu Yichao to pick that option either.
Plundering is the best. I can earn tens of thousands of dinars in the blink of an eye. Shu Yichao couldnât stop himself from grinning.
âNew talent?â Shu Yichao was stunned. He clapped his hands together and prayed, âJade Emperor, Goddess of Mercy, Supreme God of Virtue, Buddha Sakyamuni, Sage that Rivals the Heavens... Please bless this pitiful child. Please donât let it be a useless talent.â
He tapped on âAcceptâ.
âHoly shit!â Shu Yichao leaped to his feet in excitement. âHahahaha! Farming an army through fighting? This is the best! Great gods above, please send me a dream if you were the one who blessed me. Iâll return the favor in the future.
âBrothers, plunder them clean!â
Players could continuously plunder the cities they had abandoned. Shu Yichao, as a qualified player, wouldnât make a breach of etiquette here.
Thus, the âKhitansâ that had come from a faraway land displayed their astounding talent for plundering.
Gold and silver bars? Mine!
âKhitan Baturu.â
As the two boats came close, Madam Marti led a group of her people, who looked both excited and afraid, over.
âWe wish to go with you.â
âEy, what are you doing?â Shu Yichao asked in bewilderment. âI have already sold all my goods. Why would you want to follow me?â
âI once heard a prophecy,â Madam Marti replied as she tightened her grip around the ornate sword in her hand. âThereâs a Priest King in the distant east. He will arrive with his invincible army to save our empire when it is at the brink of destruction.
âBut I have also heard of an opposing prophecy that claims that the fall of the two-headed eagle flag is inevitable, and divine flames will incinerate Godâs city. There are rumors that the sultanaâs army of 200,000 has already encircled Constantinope, and our empire is teetering on the edge of the cliff.
âAnd you appeared at a time like this...â
Madam Marti sighed. âIt looks like one of the prophecies is about to be fulfilled. Khitan Baturu, I implore you to bring us with you. No matter what comes to be, we, as the empireâs citizens, wish to see it to the end.â
âI get it. You want to continue doing business with me, right?â Shu Yichao shot a thumbs up at Madam Marti. âI can see why your company is so big. I was wondering how you feed so many employees. I can see now that you have a keen sense for business.
âRest assured, youâll have plenty of goods to sell if you follow me. Youâll get the first pick among my spoils of war.â
âYou have my deepest gratitude for your generosity!â Madam Marti exhaled in relief upon seeing Shu Yichaoâs thumbs up.
ãMy host, I did you injustice!ã
System 12345 sobbed pitifully.
ãI just realized that I didnât properly install the language software. I didnât know you canât even communicate properly with others over the last few days!ã
ãIt must have been tough on you!ã
To be suddenly brought to a foreign environment, unable to communicate with anyone, he must have been incredibly lonely and afraid. He might have even been bullied because of it!
Itâs no wonder he didnât complete the side quests!
It would be a miracle if he could accomplish the side quests under such challenging circumstances!
ãWuuu! My host, youâre still slowly making your way toward the empress. Are you working on the main storyline? You are such a hard worker!ã
ãJust wait, my host. Once I fix this program, Iâll become your most reliable support!ã
What rights do I have to be lazy when my host is working so hard?
System 12345âs fighting will blazed with fervor.
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