After his recount of the matter, Aunt Zhou laughingly explained, âYoung Master, Iâve been a chef for more than half of my life, so itâs a given that my skills must be better when compared to yours.â
âThen what am I supposed to do?â Helian Qing drew his brows into a knit.
âYou just need to practice a few more times and youâll get better. I already had the ingredients for this afternoon prepared.â Aunt Zhou then jested, âWho wouldâve known the Young Master could be so impatient?â
âCan we just get to the soup?â Helian Qing stated expressionlessly, though on the inside, he stir-fried that free-riding [1] piece of salted fish, known as Han Yang, repeatedly.
Aunt Zhou, âAlright then, Iâll teach you how to do it now. So today will beâ¦â¦â
âHujiao Zhudu soup.â Helian Qing said.
[T/n: Pepper Pig Belly (soup)]
âOkay.â Aunt Zhou laughed as she got the ingredients ready one by one, while Helian Qing explained once more.
Due to his wish to learn how to make many soups, he immediately got out his notebook to take notes. Intending to record all the necessary ingredients and their quantities.
The butler stood at the sidelines, looking on at his Young Master learning earnestly, sincerely lamenting, âAh, coaxing a wife is truly not easy!â
Later that evening, Helian Qing brought the soup he cooked back home. Han Yang took the thermos containing it, then opened it, the act allowing him to smell the concentrated flavour of the pork belly and pepper bounded together. Since the ingredients were slowly stewed together for around three hours, it gave the soup a rich aroma, and drinking such soups during winter, was quite fitting.
âHow is it?â Helian Qing came right out and asked as he watched Han Yang take a sip of the soup.
âItâs not bad, just a little too strong.â Han Yang replied.
âIs it the pepper?â Helian Qing asked before he took a bite himself, making the decision to add a bit less spice the next time.
âMhm, but other than that, itâs alright to eat.â Han Yang said as he again took a bite.
This one isnât too bad. Helian Qing thought.
Han Yang had now finished his bite and was preparing to take another when Helian Qing stopped him all of a sudden, and said, âDonât eat it. Next time Iâll have them add less pepper.â
âItâs alright. The chef worked hard to make this soup, throwing it out will be wasteful.â
âI know that very well.â Helian Qing said this, but he still stopped Han Yangâs spoon of soup.
âWhat?â Han Yang asked, not hearing what he had said.
âItâs nothing, just eat.â Helian Qing directed.
âOkay.â Han Yang nodded, continuing to eat his dinner.
For the next week, Helian Qing had brought home a soup with him everyday. One day, Han Yang could not help but ask, âIs the new chef honing his technical skills everyday?â
In the process of eating his meal, Helian Qingâs hand halted, âWhy do you care so much about what heâs doing?â
âI just feel this is too much of a bother, since Aunty Su and the others arenât there, yet weâre still troubling Shifu everyday to make these soups just for my benefit.â Han Yang said shyly. âActually, I think we can make the soups for ourselves.â
[T/n: Shifu is just a polite way to refer to a professional.]
âDonât you have anything better to do?â Helian Qing said impatiently.
ââ¦â¦â Han Yang was left speechless.
âJust remember to be grateful.â Helian Qing reminded him.
âYes, yes, yes, Master Helian.â Han Yang agreed.
Master Helian was indeed pleased by that dried salted fishâs tact, thus he replenished the younger manâs soup, âYour reward.â
âThank you, Princess, for this recompense.â Han Yang said, beaming.
âShut it.â Helian Qing gently scolded, âDo you want go to heaven right now? Call me that again, try it.â
Han Yang stuck out his tongue, before cheerfully lowering his head, then continued to eat his dinner.
**
When his afternoon class ended, Han Yang was stopped by his Daoshi [Mentor], and the two went down the stairs together.
Daoshi, âThe bonus from the last project came in, so Iâll call you later when itâs transferred to your card, alright.â
Han Yang nodded, âYes. Thank you Laoshi [Teacher].â
With a wave of their hand, Daoshi added, âWhy so formal, youâve worked very hard for this for very long, so take some time to rest now.â
Han Yang smiled, âIt was no trouble.â After all, he was very thankful to Daoshi for giving him such an opportunity.
Patting his shoulder, Daoshi then said, âGo on home, alright.â
Han Yang gave a nod, âGoodbye, Daoshi.â
Because he had no more classes that afternoon, Han Yang went to the cafeteria to grab a bite to eat then headed straight home.
Just as he had returned, he received a message reading ââ¡â¡ has been deposited into your accountâ, and above those words was the word âBonusâ.
This had been the first time a project kept him busy for an entire two months, and Han Yang had indeed endured many a long night. But, even though he was tired, the bonus amount was quite good, and so it was all regarded as being worth it.
He sent a message to Laoshi, confirming he had received the money, then after that, made his way to the study and turned on his computer. Once on, he opened a file labelled âBillâ, which he used to record the debt his mother and father owed to Helian Qing.
He proceeded to record his just received bonus, which had before it, a few amounts noted as well. But, in the face of such a tremendous amount of debt, those few sums were tantamount to drops of water before an ocean [2] âinsignificant.
Han Yang took out his phone, checked his savings in the bank, and again recorded the details into the files before saving it, intending to shut off his computer.
Just as he put his phone aside, it rang. The incoming call being from Mo Suya.
âAunty Su.â Han Yang closed off the file and received the call.
âAâYang, are you at home, by chance?â Mo Suya asked.
âYeah. Did you return from your trip?â Han Yang also asked.
âYeah, we just left the airport, so in a little bit weâll pass by your apartment to take you back with us to have a meal. See you later, okay. â Mo Suya said happily.
âAlright, see you soon.â Han Yang replied.
After he hung up, Han Yang gave Helian Qing a call, but it went unanswered. He figured the other was most likely busy so he instead decided to get himself ready for the time being, then wait for Mo Suya to arrive.
It was about half an hour later when Mo Suya had arrived, Helian Cheng was also with her.
âDid Grandad not come back?â Han Yang asked.
âOh, Lao Yezi ran into an old friend, so he decided to stay for a couple more days.â Mo Suya answered, reaching to fix Han Yangâs collar while she continued, âToday is such a chilly day, why are you wearing so little? Are those clothes warm enough? Tomorrow, Iâll go with you so we can get you some thick winter wear.â
âI have enough, I already have quite a lot of winter clothes.â Han Yang said quickly, as not too long ago, Helian Qing had someone order him quite a few sets of down garments, and even still proceeded to drag him to buy a lot more clothes. So now, half of their closet was occupied by his clothes.
âThatâs fine, then. Just put on a bit more layers.â Mo Suya then added, âI called AâQing a moment ago, but the call didnât go through, you two arenât butting heads again these days, right? Heâs not bullying you, is he?â
âNo, were doing quite fine.â Han Yang responded.
âOkay. Then, I brought gifts for the two of you. So, when we get back home Iâll show you.â Mo Suya said.
âSure, thank you Aunty Su.â Han Yang smiled.
When they returned, Mo Suya gave everyone their gifts she had brought back. In addition to Helian Qing and Han Yang, Lao Guanjia [Butler] and Aunt Zhou were not left out. Mo Suya had even brought a few chocolates to share amongst the female servants. After she was done distributing the presents, she along with Helian Cheng, both went upstairs to unpack their things. So now, Han Yang, who was left sitting by his lonesome and bored, saw that Aunt Zhou was busy in the kitchen, thus he simply went over to help.
âLet me give you a hand.â Han Yang said, wanting to help wash the vegetables. But just as he went over to assist Aunt Zhou, a startled young girl, hurriedly took the vegetables aside, saying, âThere is no need, thatâs not necessary!â
âThen, can I help you cut them?â Han Yang asked.
âNo, thereâs no need to!â The young girl shook her head vigorously.
âThenâ¦â¦â
âYoung Master AâYang, you shouldnât frighten her. Just wait outside, alright.â Aunt Zhou said cheerily.
âBut Iâm so bored.â Han Yang also laughed.
âThen, what kind of soup do you want to eat today? Aunt Zhou will make you some soup.â Aunt Zhou asked.
After he heard what she said, Han Yang remembered that Shifu that helped to give him those soups, so he asked, âAunt Zhou, whoâs the new cook?â
âNew cook?â A puzzled Aunt Zhou asked.
âYeah, the one who gave me soup for that past few days, so I want to thank him for the trouble.â Han Yang elaborated.
âOh! Who did I think you were talking about, eh!â Aunt Zhou laughed, âThere arenât any new chefs here, those soups were all the Young Masterâs. He came here everyday to let me teach him about then.â
Han Yang froze, and again asked , âWho did you just say it was?â
âYoung Master Qing.â Aunt Zhou, replied then added, âHe said he wanted to soothe your stomach, so everyday, he came back here to ask me to teach how to do it. He even wrote everything down in a huge notebook!â
All the soup given to him this week was from Helian Qing? He even took notes in a giant notebook?!
Han Yang felt dumb, because that idea had never occurred to him! He instantaneously felt as if someone had smacked him, leaving his mind in a daze.
It was no wonder that those days where Helian Qing brought soup back with him, he always asked whether or not it tastes good. Also, why if he said there was a problem, that guyâs face would get all sour, but if he praised it, he would be gifted with another serving.
So it turns out all the soups were cooked by him, doesnât it?
Aunt Zhou saw he was still speechless, so she added, âEvery time you finished eating, the Young Master would write down the issue, then heâd have me teach him how to adjust them based on your preferences. So, how was it? Are you accustomed to the taste?â
ââ¦â¦Iâm used to it.â Han Yang nodded. With such kindhearted intentions, how could I not get used to it.
âThatâs good, then.â Aunt Zhou smiled, then urged him, âDonât let the Young Master know that I told you about it, alright? Heâs a bit sensitive, so heâll probably get mad and not cook anymore!â
With that Princess Qingâs temper, I think heâll definitely be pissed.
âI got it.â Han Yang nodded, and asked, âOh right, Aunt Zhou, you mentioned that he took notes in a book. Where exactly is it? Can I take a look?â
âItâs up in the Young Masterâs room. You can go up and get it yourself, if you want?â Aunt Zhou answered. Helian Qing came by everyday, so his notebook was always left there.
âI will. Thank you Aunt Zhou.â Han Yang expressed his gratitude before heading upstairs.
âAunt Zhou, is it really not a problem that you exposed the Young Master?â The young woman who helped wash the vegetables asked.
âWhy would it be an issue? Not revealing it just now wouldâve been the problem.â Aunt Zhou explained, âThe Young Master, that man, is as stubborn as a mule [2]. If I hadnât said anything, Young Master Yang wouldnât know, and those two would just end up going around in even more circles.â
âSo thatâs how it it is.â The young girl nodded, âOld ginger really is hotter than the new [3].â
âThatâs right!â Aunt Zhou said smugly.
Han Yang made his way to Helian Qingâs room, immediately seeing the notebook atop his desk as he entered.
He then went to pick it up, and opened it.
On several pages at the front of the book, there were a few scattered numbers and dates. Han Yang guessed that Helian Qing must have written those when he was at work. He then turned the a few more pages to see âFood and drinks to take held of during a Stomach Coldâ, written at the top of the page, and below each item was a small list of dishes:
Chenpi Paigu soup, Hujiao Zhu Du soup, Dangshen Huangqi Yangrou soup [4], etcâ¦â¦
[Tangerine peel and Spareribs Soup; Pepper Pig Belly Soup; Codonopsis & Astralagus root with Mutton Soupâ¦]
Above, he jotted down a few of the soups Han Yang had eaten. He originally did think it was a new chef, not expecting it to be Helian Qing.
Again, he turned the page, where he then saw Aunt Zhouâs words written down. On several pages, her words were carefully transcribed, including detailed records of the quantity of each ingredient, as well as their required cooking time.
Among these, there were several soups which had even more notations following them of what ingredients to reduce, such as pepper, dried tangerine peels, etc. All of them being the soups he had given suggestions on.
Translated by -[iana]-, read at :anameescans [DOT] wordpress [DOT] com
Because of his exposure to the freezing cold during his childhood, his stomach suffered from Hanqi (chills) [5]. Furthermore, due to it being an old untreated ailment, taking care of it was not easy. He had also been quite busy with attending his classes as well as a simultaneous jobs to make money, that he simply did not have enough will inclination to take care of it himself. Therefore, very often, at those times when he experienced pain, he would just take some pills and endure it until it had passed.
This problem if his was not all that serious, but he had never thought that anyone would do something to such an extent just for him.
Helian Qing being the kind of man, to all of a sudden wash his hands and make soup, was something that if you said it out loud, there would be no one who would regard it as truth. From their time together, Han Yang had come to the understanding Helian Qing, without a doubt, before meeting him, had never once washed his in chopsticks, let alone, prepared a soup.
Yet he, of all people, still did so. He even went as far as to fill several pages with notes recording all his own preferences, one after another.
In that instant, Han Yangâs heart swelled with pain, he even felt his eyes becoming unable to contain the wretched sensation which arose. He blinked his eyes in an effort to dispel the mist, but it was useless. All he could do was to use book within his hands to shield his face. That movement of his hands resulting in a piece of paper residing within the journal to fall out.
Han Yang picked up the item and had a look, it was a business card.
ââChen Qingqing, Occupation: Doctor of Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM)
Han Yang simply reinserted it into the book, which just so happened to turn to a page in the middle, where he found the following things written at the top.
December 18th, 20xx â Morning
Jiang Shanlu, Occupation: Doctor of TCM â Acupuncture & Moxibustion
December 19th, 20xx â Morning
Jiang Shanlu, Occupation: Doctor of TCM â Acupuncture & Moxibustion
They were both dates for the upcoming weekend.
Han Yang suddenly recalled that a few days ago, Helian Qing said he would be taking him out for something that coming weekend. When he asked where there were going, Helian Qing did not say, and now that he saw those notes, Han Yang immediately understood.
That this course of acupuncture treatment, was actually arranged for him.
That year his parents abandoned him, it had happened to be freezing cold day during the twelfth lunar month. He was left with the aftereffects of the frostbite he got back then, so now, every year during the coldest parts of winter, he was practically always in pain. Back then, his familyâs economic situation was not that great, not to mention, it had not been easy for his grandfather to afford sending him to school. With that, and out of fear of worrying his Grandpa, he dared not mention it. Afterwards, as he grew older, he slowly got accustomed to the pain, just as he did with his Stomach Cold, becoming indifferent to both.
But now, there was someone who got in contact with a doctor for his legs, and they even arranged for acupuncture treatments.
That made Han Yang shocked, and even moreso at a complete and utter loss at what he should do.
Apart from his Grandpa, there was no one else who cared for him. He had never expected there was someone hidden from him who would hold him dearly at the pinnacle of their heart.
Stretching his hand to rub his knee, Han Yang took a deep breath, then slowly sat himself on a nearby chair, remaining still, as he stared at the words in Helian Qingâs notebook for a very long time.
âBuzz, buzzââââ
Han Yangâs phone vibrated in his pocket. He fished it out to see it was Helian Qing who was calling him.
Dazedly, Han Yang gazed at the two words âHelian Qingâ, forgetting to answer the call leaving it to eventually cut itself off.
Han Yang wanted to call him back, but Helian Qing called again himself.
âWhat are you doing not answering your phone?â Helian Qingâs tone was quite cranky.
Han Yang did not respond, fearing he would be unable to restrain the intense emotions suppressed in his chest, and that his tears will fall.
âSay something.â Helian Qing asked again after noting the ladâs lack of a response, âWhy didnât you answer the phone?â
ââ¦Helian Qing.â Han Yang spoke, discovering his voice sounded a bit hoarse after the fact.
âWhatâs wrong?â Helian Qing noticed his voice did not sound right, âWho bullied you?â
Han Yang swallowed a breath, then said, âYou did!â
âWhen did I do something to bully you?â Helian Qing asked.
âWhat time are you coming back?â Han Yang changed the topic.
âIâll be late, tonight thereâs a dinner party, and I wonât make it back in time for supper, so you should just obediently eat your dinner, okay.â Helian Qing said.
âThen, am I going to still be eating soup today?â Han Yang inquired.
âDo you want to eat soup?â Helian Qing asked in return.
âMhm, I got accustomed to eating it.â Han Yang said.
âThe chef requested a day off today, so Iâll ask Aunt Zhou make it for you, alright?â Helian Qing said, pretending to sound serious.
âThatâs alright, I was just asking, I like eating the soup the new chef makes.â Han Yang did not expose him.
âIs that so.â Helian Qingâs voice had an obvious glimmer of joy as he spoke, âThen tomorrow, Iâll get him to cook for you.â
âOkay.â Han Yang paused for a while, then again called out to him, âHelian Qing.â
âMn?â Helian Qing groaned.
âCome back early, Iâll be waiting for you at home.â Han Yang said, before hanging up the phone soon after.
At the other end of the line, Helian Qing held the phone in his hand for a good while, still unable to recover from Han Yangâs âCome back soon, Iâll be waiting for you at homeâ.
It was akin to a flirtatious lover waiting for him to return. This was the first time he had heard such words from Han Yang, so Helian Qing suspected there was something wrong.
[T/n: the phrase for flirtatious lover, can also mean spoiled child.]
He thought it over, then called Han Yang again.
âWhat happened?â Han Yang asked.
âAre you really alright?â Helian Qing was not too convinced.
âWhy must there be something wrong?â Han Yang did not know if to cry or laugh, âI was just bored, so I asked when youâll be back.â
âThatâs fine, then. So, just obediently wait for you husband to come back home.â Helian Qing stated.
âAlright.â Han Yang, again, hung up right after he responded.
Helian Qing, again, held the phone in hand in shock. He referred to himself the ladâs husband, and Han Yang actually respondedï¼ï¼ï¼
âDoes this fucker also want make a person not want to go to work?!â Helian Qing remained silent for quite a while, before he cursed that sentence through gritted teeth.
**
Han Yang did not know for how long Helian Qing would be busy, so he had dinner at the mansion and not long after, Mo Suya had someone drop him back to his home.
Back home, Han Yang could sense the diffidence in his steps. He felt that the day had seemed like a dream, a dream that was entirely of Helian Qing.
Han Yang had brought Helian Qingâs notebook back with him, the exquisite leather bound book felt heavy in his hands. The tender sentiments contained within that book carried too much weight, so much so, it bore down on his chest, making his heart start to tremble.
His fingers slowly dragged against the handwriting on the cover. Han Yang did not know how to describe the surging emotions within his chest. He did his best to rack his mind and for all the words he knew, but just as before, he was unable to find a suitable one to use.
They seemed to have their own consciousness which, little by little, gnawed away at his reason, his critical thinking, using those bites to form into the two words âHelian Qingâ.
Helian Qingâ¦â¦ Helian Qingâ¦â¦
His mind was completely filled with Helian Qing.
Han Yang felt he should take a shower to calm himself down. Thus he put the book aside and went to the bathroom.
Translated by -[iana]-, read at :anameescans [DOT] wordpress [DOT] com
When Helian Qing returned it was past eleven oâclock that night. Han Yang heard the door open, so he immediately hopped off the sofa, dragging the padded quilt with him as he forgot he wore it while he scampered out, stopping dead in his tracks, at the sight of Helian Qing.
Itâs obvious we just separated this morning, so why does it feel like itâs been a very long time since I saw you?
âYouâre back.â Han Yang said.
âMhm.â Helian Qing who had lowered his head to change his shoes, lifted it to look at the sound of the other manâs voice, wrinkling his brows at the sight of Han Yangâs bare feet stepping on the floorboards, âWhere are your shoes?â
âOh⦠I forgot them.â Han Yang replied before making his way to the cabinet to grab a pair. But, just as he went near Helian Qing, the man stooped, instantly drawing into an embrace.
Helian Qing carried the man in his arms into the living room, before resting him on the sofa. His large hands now rubbing the ladâs feet, where he discovered they were terribly cold so his tone was unpleasant when he then asked, âWhere are your socks?â
âThereâs no reason for me to wear socks at home, it has a heater.â Han Yang said as he withdrew his feet, however Helian Qing grabbed them, lifted them onto the sofa, then took the blanket nearby to cover him.
âWhy are you so late?â Han Yang asked.
âNegotiations took some time.â Helian Qing squatted next to the sofa, holding Han Yangâs ankles, rubbing them. As he rubbed each side, he continued, âNext time donât forget to wear your slippers or else Iâll just chop these off, alright.â
Han Yang did not contradict his words, he simply looked on at Helian Qingâs profile, prompting his heart to move, causing him to reach out his hand and touch the tip of the manâs nose.
His action caused Helian Qingâs hands to stop, as he lifted his head to look at the younger man, âWhatâre you doing?â
Han Yang pulled his hand back, âI just noticed that your very handsome all of a sudden.â
Helian Qing scoffed, shamelessly saying, âYou just noticed that now? You have such an outstanding man as me, yet you just embrace a pillow. We donât always have to be at each otherâs throats everyday.â
âYeah.â Han Yang nodded.
ââ¦â¦â His frankness made Helian Qing unable to help himself from looking at him from head to toe, âYouâre acting weird, did you lose your marbles today?[6]â
âNo, it was something in the soup.â Han Yang said, âSomething in Chef Helianâs soup.â
Han Yang took the book from beside him and placed it before Helian Qing, saying, âI brought it back with me.â
Helian Qing was at first shocked for a couple seconds, following that, he reacted by pulling the book from Han Yangâs hands, fiercely saying, âWhat the hell, Iâm going to take a bath.â
After which, he wanted to stand up and leave, but Han Yang reached out to grab him, âWait.â
âYouâre so annoying. Just hurry up and get to bedâ¦â¦â
âHelian Qing.â Han Yang cut him off, âDo you like me?â
Annoyance revealed itself on Helian Qingâs face, then with a cold laugh, he taunted, âWhat are you playing atâ¦â
His words were cut off, as Han Yang propped himself off the sofa, moved closer to that, yet again, offensive mouth where he placed a kiss.
The warm, soft lips against his own, made the book within Helian Qingâs hand fall to the ground, emitting a gentle echo with itâs âthudâ, his entire being left dumbfounded.
Other than that day in the car when they registered their marriage, this was the first time since then that Han Yang himself kissed Helian Qing, as he had never taken the initiative to kiss him. This was because first, Helian Qing had absolutely no need for him to take the initiative, and the second being, he was too embarrassed.
This time, his entire core wanted it to be. He truly wanted to kiss Helian Qing. He wanted to so much, he just did it.
Han Yangâs skill was quite poor, he had no technique at all as he kissed Helian Qing, so it came off a bit bumpy. He awkwardly used his tongue to trace Helian Qingâs lips, itâs tip searching, wanting to pry his jaw open.
This proposed kiss was so unfamiliar, it made Helian Qingâs mind buzz. A hand then seized Han Yangâs waist, the receiver now becoming the attacker [7] as he pressed Han Yang onto the sofa, holding himself above him, danger dripping from his tone as he said, âDo you really want to stoke this flame?â
Han Yang swallowed, feeling his throat instantly become dry. His courage from not so long ago, once he noticed the desire within Helian Qingâs eyes, had now disappeared, and was nowhere to be seen. He had now fully transformed into a dried salted fish as he said hoarsely, âDonât you have to go take a bath? Hurry up and go!!â
âAlright, a bath it is.â Helian Qing nodded, got up, then bent over to lift Han Yang over his shoulder.
âWhat are you doing!â Suddenly having his head upside down after being carried over the manâs shoulder, gave Han Yang quite a fright, he used his hands to pound the manâs back, âLet me go, put me down!â
âWhat am I doing?â Helian Qing smiled grimly, then tossed out the words, âTaking a bath!â
[T/n: When Han Yang said âHurry and go!â He used âå§â to end his sentence which can also mean âletâsâ, so though he told HLQ to âGo on!â Helian Qing twisted his words to mean âLetâs go!â]
Helian Qing carried him to the bathroom right away, using one hand to hold Han Yangâs legs, while the other turned on the faucet of the bathtub. Han Yang now realizing the manâs intention, struggled and wanted to be put down, âLet me down, I already took a bath!â
Helian Qing, who remained undeterred, still held Han Yang over his shoulder as he gave a tug to the ladâs slacks, immediately pulling them off. With another tug, his underwear was also shed, exposing a perky butt and slender thighs.
âHelian Qing! !â Han Yang having his bare buttocks over the manâs shoulder, caused his entire being fill with utter shame and embarrassment, âYou, let me go! !â
âSmack!â Helian Qing spanked the ladâs butt. The smack emitting a crisp sound.
Han Yangâs squirming came to a complete stop, while his face was now practically dripping blood.
â¦â¦Just let me find a crack to dig my self into! Han Yang hopelessly thought.
Helian Qing swiftly pulled the rest of Han Yangâs clothes off and placed him into the tub.
From behind him, Han Yang heard the sound of Helian Qing undressing quite clearly in the bathroom. He nervously rubbed his hands together in the water, feeling as if time itself had froze, and he and Helian Qing were the only two people left on earth.
Helian Qing got in the tub and sat beside Han Yang. Since the bathtub was quite large, so even though two people were seated inside of it, there was much more room to spare. Han Yang withdrew from beside him, putting great effort into wanting to shrink himself into a strip of salted fish, wishing to reduce his own existence as much as possible.
But it was no use.
Helian Qing scoffed, leaned forward onto the ladâs back, his lips pressed against the otherâs ear as he gently licked it, saying, âIs that all you got?â
His low, raspy tone carried traces of sensuality, causing Han Yangâs back to go numb, and his hands to grip themselves even more tightly, as heart âba-thumpedâ ââ, pounding violently, seeming as if it was unable to bear it.
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[The smut would be censored so the author released it on her Weibo, but that was three years ago and I looked and am still looking so⦠cry with me
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Notes:
Quick one, you saw how HLQ, is sometimes called Master right, when HY referenced the new chef he called him Shifu(a polite way to call someone skilled in a profession, or ~MASTER~). I thought that was funny. Anyway, read onâ¦
[1]åäº«å ¶æ: Meaning â to sit by and enjoy the fruits of anotherâs labour.
[2] æ»é¸åå´ç¡¬: lit. A very obstinate duck. Meaning â a stubborn person. Translated as, stubborn as a mule to keep the animal metaphor intact.
[3] å§è¿æ¯èçè¾£: lit. Old ginger is still hotter than the new. Meaning -Experience trumps inexperience.
[4] a. éç®æéª¨æ±¤: Chenpi Paigu tang: The pork spareribs and citrus peel soup Helian Qing made first â taste, bitter.
b. è¡æ¤çªè汤: Hujiao Zhudu tang: The Pepper pig belly/stomach soup he made second â taste, spicy.
(Pic above)
c. å åé»èªç¾è汤: Dangshen Huangqi Yang Rou tang: Codonopsis (poor manâs ginseng) root, Astralagus (Chinese milkvetch) root, and mutton soup, soup number three â taste, smoky & rich. Note: the Dangshen and Huangqi roots, both have natural sweetness.
codonopsis
Codonopsis/Poor Manâs Ginseng, Root
milkvetch
Astralagus/Milkvetch Root
dhyrsoup
DHYR soup (minus the Dangshen)
BTW, remember in chapter 15 when Han Yang mentioned he liked his milk with a touch a sweetness, so his preference is for things to have a bit of sweet in âem.
Anyway, in his first soup, Helian Qing seemed to focus more on the fortifying benefits of the meal (in accordance with Traditional Chinese Medicine), dried tangerine peels are used to treat gastrointestinal issues. Next, he tried the Pepper Pig Belly, known for warming the stomach (TCM). Lastly, to cater to perfecting a dish perfect for his Little Saltfishâs preference, he tried the DHYR soup, where itâs two herbal ingredients are used to help balance/strengthen the tummy, with the Astralagus being recommended for people Han Yangâs age, not to mention mutton/lamb meat is good for people with a weak Yang, and made other soups from there on.
So, yeah, he put a lot of thought in those soups, and I really like saying âPepper Pig Bellyâ
[5] a. åå¯: being affected by cold. In respect to Traditional Chinese Medicine, it has more to do with cold invading the body or a body that lost some of itâs Yang(heat).
b. 坿°: it means cold air/chill. But in TCM, it refers to the effects a build up of cold in the body causes. Like HYâs tummy trouble and leg pain. (If this is not right, tell meh:)
[6] èåè¿æ°´: crazy/soft in the head. (The poor guyâs so confused )
[7] å客为主: lit. the guest acts like the host. Meaning â passive action turning into an active one.
(Stuff I forgot to mention:)
Titles & names:
The Aunt used for Aunt Zhou and Mo Suya arenât the same Aunt. Mo Suya is called é¿å§¨/姨 [motherâs sister/ polite reference for a woman your momâs age, like Auntie]. While Aunt Zhou, is called å©¶[which lit. means fatherâs younger brotherâs wife] but since sheâs not related to the family, it could just mean Mrs. I like Aunty Zhou more though.
The unnamed characters and food will be called as such in Chinese, because some of them are too gosh-darn long or odd sounding in a sentence eg. (DHYR soup and Fourth Dorm Brother{Laosi})
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This chapter (the original) is 11000 characters. To give some perspective, the first few chapters were around 2k and the last few have been around 3k to over 4k and the final set hovers around the latter amount.
Itâll take more time from now on.
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As he dropped kisses along the younger manâs nape, Helian Qing also drew small mounds of the ladâs skin into his mouth â sucking them, leaving behind tiny traces of red in his wake. Afterwards, his lips travelled downwards, the tip of his tongue gliding down Han Yangâs spine, a trail of moisture left behind it. His hand soon reaching out to draw that ladâs waist towards him, his hands slowly caressing the otherâs abdomen, running them all the way down before finally coming to a halt at that intimate place between Han Yangâs legs, where his broad palm soon engulfed it.
Feeling that most sensitive place of his being grasped, Han Yang immediately straightened his back, his legs clamping shut out of reflex. Unluckily, they just so happened to have also trapped that teasing hand of Helian Qingâs between them.
âWhy are you so anxious?â Helian Qing asked with a light laugh, before he again buried his head within the hollow of the ladâs shoulder, nipping at the rise of his clavicle, while his teasing hand began to slide up and down.
â⦠donât do thatâ¦â Han Yang whispered, as he did his best to keep control of his own desire. Sadly, the pleasure which came from Helian Qingâs hand simply could not be ignored, so little by little, the longing between his legs rose.
Helian Qing turned the smaller manâs body around, tilting his own head to have a good look only to notice the water within the tub concealed some of the scenery, making his view clouded. Crinkling his brows, he simply drained most of the water from the tub, leaving only a shallow layer behind. That remaining amount was now good enough, since it allowed Han Yangâs already erected member to be exposed. Since Han Yangâs skin was fair, and because he rarely did that himself, that organ of his also had a very light complexion, causing it to appear pristine.
Han Yang wanted to pull his legs together. Helian Qing, on the contrary, used his hand to obstruct the ladâs efforts, holding onto his ankles, then lifted his left leg over the side of the tub.
Such a position had Han Yangâs legs spread wide open, enabling the sight between them to be right in plain view.
âHelian Qingâ¦â Han Yang felt a bit panicked.
âShhâ¦â Helian Qing moved closer to the lad, lowering his head, but stopped just as he neared the boyâs lips, coaxing, âlet me touch it.â
With those words said, he reached for the tip of Han Yangâs penis, grasped it, then gently be pressed his thumb against its tiny hole a few times, before swirling his finger around its head, urging that place to very quickly spill its essence by his provocation. At the same time he did this, the movements made by his lips also did not cease, as his tongue twirled nimbly within Han Yangâs mouth, licking up and down, in a this simultaneous attack.
âHelian Qingâ¦â the lad whimpered.
âHushâ¦â Helian Qing nibbled on the ladâs lips, soon capturing his tongue, sucking it, while the movement of his hand increased rapidly as it held Han Yangâs member, sliding up and down.
Being teased from both ends made Han Yang moan, his reason drifting away from him, thus allowing his other leg to open unconsciously. Both his and that manâs tongue tugging at one another in unison. Their lips and tongues winding around each otherâs, creating a delicately sweet, wet sound.
Helian Qing dragged his tongue at the corner of Han Yangâs lips, proceeding downwards only to pause at the small projection of his left pec. Curling his tongue around that nub, he suddenly began sucking, doing so until that peak was quite red, moist and glossy.
â⦠mnn, aahhâ¦â Han Yang gasped from the prickling sensation of his nipple, his arms moving with the intent of pushing Helian Qingâs head away, but that man instead released the small pearl, then continued his descent. That tongue of his persistently licked the entire way down until he came to a stop over the ladâs navel. Briefly, he gently caressed that place with his nose, after which, that trailing tip entered the small crevice, again licking tenderly.
The sensitivity of that belly button, was no less than that of his loins, so by this much stimulation, Han Yangâs entire body trembled. While his stomach contracted, he uttered, â⦠it tickles.â
[T/n: tickles, could also be itches.]
âReally? It just so happens that I have something to relieve your itching.â That man only paused briefly before he quickly began licking even deeper, until the entire hole was filled with his tongue. His hands now moved more wantonly as they clutched Han Yangâs stalk, traveling from its tip to its base, from time to time, also kneading those two spheres beneath it. Because of his actions, Han Yang leant on the side of the bathtub, releasing soft whimpers every now and again.
Toying with him for a stretch, Helian Qing finally released that pitiful button, but he was not done quite yet. He still journeyed downwards, readily capturing Han Yangâs endowment.
âNghâ¦â Having the head of his dick enclosed by the warmth and moisture of the manâs mouth, made Han Yang grunt. His eyes quickly shot open only to see Helian Qingâs lowered head, and his member being held between the manâs lips.
Such a sight caused the ladâs blood to run cold. With him wanting to push the man away, but at that very second, Helian Qing took two-thirds of his dick deep into his mouth.
The softness of that orifice, as it squeezed his sensitive tip, led to an instantaneous burst of tingling numbness in his brain. His hand stopped midair, as all he manage were moans. The him, who originally wanted to use that hand to push the man away, instead now rested it atop that same manâs shoulder.
Helian Qing drew in the other manâs member, attempting to take him deeply in his throat, only to discover it was a bit difficult, so he simply withdrew slightly, as he kept sucking that little head, using his tongue to lick it, while pressing his own tip into the small opening of that head teasingly. His movements were rusty, yet even though they was so, it still made Han Yang unable to endure.
âAahhâ¦â his sucking had caused the rims of Han Yangâs eyes to redden, â⦠enough, Helian Qingâ¦â
Sensing the organ in his mouth had already been pushed to its limit, the man lifted his head and released it, though his tongue still slid over that little pit. Those dabs caused Han Yang to shiver, as he let out a trembling moan which was well beyond titillating.
It was to the extent where the utterance of such a stirring whimper aroused Helian Qing till his manhood erected, wanting so much to immediately do him, but with the fear of such a rash entrance harming Han Yang, he simply chose to firmly reach for the swollen sacks below the quivering manâs shaft, kneading them.
Han Yangâs member was now moist and glistening because of that manâs actions, its head tinted with a flush. This previously sporadically trembling member, now bore the appearance of one in need of release. At the manâs touch, Han Yangâs dick shook, impatiently splurting a stream of clouded liquid which fell on top of his abdomen.
âHaaâ¦â the hazy moan left him at the instant of his release. He now weakly leaned against the bathtub, the satisfaction of coming leaving him in a daze. It was to the point where his hand unconsciously went down to rub his softening manhood, enjoying his unfinished tide.
This kind of Han Yang made Helian Qingâs eyes darken. He then leant down to capture Han Yangâs lips, the tip of his tongue seeking entry. Due to his recent climax, the younger man obediently allowed him to enter, even slightly lifting his head so both he and that man could engage in the exchange of the fluids between them.
He quite liked kissing Helian Qing, it was very intimate, and very warm.
But kissing alone could not satisfy Helian Qing, so aside from their merging lips, one of his hands slid down the curve of the ladâs waist, arriving at that place between his legs where his cheeks parted, lingering, then touching that tight hole hidden inside.
Having been soaked in the tubâs water, that place was somewhat softer, even though it was still quite tight. Helian Qingâs finger just by moving up to touch it, had that place contracting with urgency and pulled Han Yang, who was utterly immersed in their kiss, back to reality. With him then withdrawing out of reflex to gaze at that man with widened eyes.
Lightly pressing his finger over that opening, Helian Qing tilted his head lower to look at Han Yang, âAre you going to push me away?â
Looking at that manâs face, Han Yang clearly saw the desire and the restraint within his eyes. Both were so powerful, it made oneâs heart throb.
Still, just like before, that finger of Helian Qingâs pressed against that shameful place, but he did not take it a step further. It appeared that if the lad said no, he would then withdraw right away.
In reply, Han Yang stretched his arms around Helian Qingâs neck, burying his head within the manâs shoulder, whispering, â⦠be gentle. Iâm a little scared.â
Once their cages of desire were opened, they could no longer simply turn back, but could only submit to their instincts, and descend into depravity together.
With one of the smaller manâs legs over over the edge of the tub, Helian Qing used a hand to lift Han Yangâs waist, while the other slipped into the tunnel between his legs, entering â sliding in and out, as it emitted a wet sound.
Helian Qing used the water within the tub to his advantage, inserting his finger into Han Yangâs anus, dragging against his inner wall from time to time until he was able to fit three fingers inside before pulling them out.
Following that, the bashful hole closed slightly when his fingers were retracted. Helian Qing continued by parting Han Yangâs butt-cheeks, pressing his burgeoning member against that partially contracted entrance, his waist then descending as it sank his huge head inside.
The unfamiliar feeling of the foreign object entering him caused Han Yangâs opening to reflexively tighten, clenching that large, hard instrument to a stop at his entrance.
Helian Qing gritted out a groan at the intensity of the constriction. He did not move, remaining at the opening, before lowering his head and asking huskily, âDo you want to slice off your husbandâs during our first time?â
Han Yangâs cheeks flushed at his words. He wanted to relax, but was unable to compose himself, so now he contracted even more, almost to the point of driving the other man insane.
Cursing softly, Helian Qing then lifted the younger manâs other leg around his waist, dipping his head to kiss him, while simultaneously inserting his stiffened member into that moist and narrow hole.
Due to the sudden plunge, the hands Han Yang rested on top Helian Qingâs shoulders, dug in, leaving a trail of red scars behind them, and almost causing him to bite that man while their tongues were entangled.
After that thrust, Helian Qing did not move again. He simply stayed deeply within that moist, warm passageway, before reaching to touch Han Yangâs face, âIs it okay? Does it hurt?â
Han Yang gasped lightly, unsure of whether or not he should respond. There was definitely pain, since that manâs fingers, while they were in that place, were completely different. His was even harder, hotter, filling his gut entirely, and apart from the pain, there was also a bloated sensation. But, even more than those, there was the awareness that he was being possessed.
An awareness in knowing, the one who pierced inside him, was Helian Qing.
This knowledge made Han Yangâs heart throb. Making it seem as if all of that pain was something he was able to bear. So with such a thought, he leaned upwards and kissed the other manâs lips, whispering, â⦠itâs okay.â
That kind of action in Helian Qingâs eyes, was him practically begging to be fucked.
Helian Qing started off with small strokes, allowing Han Yang to adapt to his presence. Apart from the insertion, he also kissed Han Yangâs lips, to ease the ladâs mood, as well as distract his attention. Such a kiss was quite effective, as Han Yang slowly began to ignore the aching of that place between his legs, and unconsciously extended his tongue to lick the other manâs lips, imitating the way he had been kissed tenderly.
With the help of the water, Helian Qingâs thrusts became much smoother, and it was not long before he felt that passagewayâs tissue slowly open up around his dick. The pressure of it wrapping around him was now so pleasurable, it made him release a low growl.
After going in and out for a while, Helian Qing held his hardened thing at that rearâs entrance, now feeling as if that place had gotten much softer, and thus he began to increase his strength.
âAaahhâ¦â at Helian Qingâs slowly increasing pace, Han Yang arched his head, letting out a pleasure filled sound in the wake of that manâs thrusts. That leg of his which hung over the side of the tub, acceptingly returned to wrap itself around Helian Qingâs waist.
A position like that was a lot more beneficial for Helian Qingâs current movements, as he was now clutching onto the other manâs waist, which moved to and fro from his force. He then pulled out his shaft halfway, before driving it inside again, over and over, stimulating that narrow little hole between the ladâs legs to soften and redden, on account of his acts. Their love-making while immersed in the water filled bath, resulting in Helian Qingâs thrusting, creating splashes, whose sound echoed throughout the bathroom.
Having toyed with him for a while, Helian Qing raised Han Yang to change his position by letting the lad sit on his lap. This posture caused his penis to penetrate the other man even deeper, their lower halves also joining together tightly. With the manâs upward thrust to that place of his, Han Yang cried out in excitement with his waist was also being made weak, prompting him to support himself by holding onto that manâs chest.
â⦠too deep.â He muttered in a daze, as that huge thing bore into him, seeming as if it had directly pushed itself all the way to his deepest parts.
Helian Qing was very satisfied by the ladâs praise, reaching out to touch his lips, saying, âI can still go a bit deeper.â With that said, he thrust his hips upward a few times, each jab targeting the sensitive flesh within Han Yangâs body.
â⦠ah!â The pleasure he derived from the head of that manâs dick, as it stabbed the inner part of his passage, made Han Yangâs entire body tingle. His back-end tightened instinctively and his waist jolted uncontrollably by Helian Qingâs thrusts, as his rear rubbed against the manâs groin.
His compliance made Helian Qing pause his movements, following which, he drilled with even more ferocity. His hands kneading the ladâs butt, mercilessly pushing into that tight, wet, little hole.
âHelian⦠Qingâ¦â the force of his thrusts made Han Yangâs legs tremble, as he intermittently called out the manâs name.
âWhat did you call me?â Helian Qing nibbled on his nipple out of dissatisfaction, the sound of sucking proceeding his actions.
â⦠mmnnhâ¦â Han Yang clutched the other manâs head, âQingâerâ¦â
Helian Qing gave an abrupt thrust, his lower head stabbing into that soft place wretchedly, saying, âWhat did you call me?â as he jabbed him.
From within that hole came a satiating prickling which had Han Yangâs brain all muddled. He still held onto that manâs neck, dazedly crying out, âQing Gégeâ¦â
[T/n: Gége = Princess]
The sound of that âQing Gégeâ was said so vaguely it could not be heard clearly. Therefore, it appeared as if he had said âQing GÄgeâ, which made Helian Qingâs member tremble.
{T/n: GÄge = Oppa [1]}
â⦠little bastard.â Helian Qing cursed, âIâm going to fuck the life out of you.â
He pinched Han Yangâs bum fiercely before pressing the lad down once more, pulled out his penis from that passage, then thrusting that member inside once again. That large, stiff thing rammed into the soft â wet tunnel, all the way to its deepest part, stroking with vigor. The pleasure feeling as if an electrical current shot through every inch of the two, giving them both unending gratification.
âAhâ¦â such an intense effort made Han Yang shriek. He clutched the rim of the bathtub with both hands, his toes trembling, curling.
âAgain, cry out again!â Helian Qingâs hip shook rapidly, as he pounded into Han Yang, his dick driving to that placeâs limit, hitting the ladâs prostate, again and again. Every time he thrust inside, that passageâs tender lining would tightly enclose him. That soft, slippery place, felt so amazingly comfortable, he very much wanted to bury himself there forever.
ââ¦â Han Yang bit his lips firmly, refusing to let out another embarrassing cry, while he felt his lower half experience a prickling numbness due to Helian Qingâs assault.
But⦠it was too stimulating⦠too satisfyingâ¦
A place like this was clearly not used for copulation [2], but because of the immense pleasure which arose from such a seamless insertion into it, as well as that sturdy tool seeming as if it wanted to bury itself within him and fuse them both together, to where the frequent pulsations coming from itâs surface, were all distinctly felt by him. Along with, every single time, it rubbed against his inner wall, that thing aroused an irresistible limpness, bringing a faint itch, which altogether smashed Han Yangâs rationality to pieces.
âAah⦠Helian⦠Qing⦠gentle⦠a bit gentlerâ¦â Han Yang was unable to help cry out in the end. His grip on the edge of tub now released so he could cover his eyes, as he ignored his own broken voice and drowned himself in the passionate tide of desire within.
âYou really are hard to please.â Helian Qing complained, yet his waist obediently slowed its pace. His head, again, lowered to place a kiss upon those lips of Han Yangâs, reddened from the ladâs own biting, licking them lightly as added,âThe one fucking you, is me. What sense does it make to bite yourself like this, huh?â
The meaning behind those words was him allowing Han Yang to bite him instead. So Han Yang was very eager to give the man face, grabbing the otherâs hand and clamping down â not that hard, but enough to leave bite-marks.
Helian Qing gazed at the tooth-marks on his hand, laughing gently, âYouâve still got some strength it seems, letâs save it for something else, yeah?â With that said, he lifted Han Yangâs leg over his shoulder, and again thrust his stiffened member into the other man.
Entering from such a position was even easier, to the point where the hair at the base of his shaft had stuck to Han Yangâs butt. The lad cried out, wanting to take his leg down, but Helian Qingâs next surge of attack had begun. Its strength so fierce, he had forgotten what he ever wanted to do, as all he could now do was moan.
âHaaâ¦mnnâ¦nnghâ¦â
His dick did not stop drilling into that narrow little hole. Upon its entrance, the friction caused that placeâs softened tissue to redden, and every instance where he pulled out, that soft place seemed to have also been brought out before it was again sent back in, the entire sight appearing exceptionally erotic. Helian Qingâs swollen sack slapped against the ladâs ass, creating a symphony of sounds when accompanied by Han Yangâs impatient moans. It was all enough to cause a person blush incessantly.
By the movement of those two men, the water inside the tub sloshed, falling all over both of their bodies, but neither of the men cared as they were both immersed in the act of love making.
Han Yang had already come twice, his dick was now trembling pitifully, as its head could only let out sporadic bursts of semen.
Issuing a few powerful thrusts, Helian Qing also felt he too was nearing that critical point, now pulled his member from that wet hole. At that toolâs separation from that place, he let out a faint groan, releasing a fine strand of silver. He then took his flourishing member, pressed it against Han Yangâs to rub them both together with haste, before finally growling lowly as he shot off on top of the younger manâs abdomen.
His thick semen dripped between those pale abs. Helian Qing then released several loads before he finished, however, that rigid member of his did not soften completely at all.
Han Yang unfurled his legs from the manâs waist, leaning them against the tub weakly. His cheeks were flushed, his eyes filled with a teary mist, as he now stared at that man absentmindedly.
That kind of small animal-like look, made Helian Qing unable to resist, urging his just emptied member to raise its head once more. Pinching Han Yangâs chin lightly, he lowered himself to kiss him fiercely, his tone relentless, as he asked, âWhat are you looking at? Do you want your husband to fuck you a second time?â
Han Yang recalled his, very recent, debauched appearance, his face growing hot as he stammered, âWhat nonsense are you spouting? Let me go.â
âTsk, it wasnât that long ago that you were crying out desperately in my arms, but now that the pleasure is finished, youâre just going to kick me out.â Helian Qing did not release him, and instead took hold of Han Yangâs flaccid member, giving it a squeeze.
This situation was so intense, it made Han Yangâs legs weaken, his waist also faltered. His only option was to glare and curse, spitting out the four words, âSon of a bitch!â
It was Helian Qingâs first time hearing Han Yang curse someone. After staring at him for while, he could not help but laugh.
When laughing, that man was indeed very handsome. Han Yang, who had never seen him laugh with such a lack of restraint, for a while, simply gazed at him, forgetting entirely what he was about to say.
After he was done laughing, Helian Qing scooped Han Yang into his arms, kissing him for a bit with all his might, then said, âYep, this âson of a bitchâ is your husband.â After which, he bowed to bite one of the ladâs nipples that was already swollen from his sucking, âYou know, when itâs swollen like this it looks like a red bean, it looks really good.â
That statement made the lost spirit of Han Yangâs return, as he slapped the manâs hand, âLet go!â
Helian Qing scoffed, âToday, Iâll let you off, because in the future, thereâll be other opportunities.â
Han Yang, ââ¦â
My butt hurts, is it possible for me to return thisâ¦
The answer to that is, no.
Dried Salted Fish can only obediently be eaten after all~
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Notes:
[1] Oppa: Korean term for older male or elder brother used by women. Calling ones boyfriend Oppa is common. Ge/Gege: å¥å¥; Big brother, is used similarly in Chinese but without the gender specificity of the Korean term (with extra meanings). Using the literal translation while theyâre doing it was cringy so⦠Oppa! The only word I know of used in English with the same connotation here is âDaddy/its variationsâ, and I ainât putting that one eitherâº
[2] 交å: jiÄohè: to join; sexual intercourse; copulation; mating. When copulating was used here it seemed to imply âbaby-makingâ. Han Yang is a traditional small-town (technically village) boy after all. Sex = procreation, was how he was raised.
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