Chapter 927 - It’s a Sunny Day

Xu Yue adjusted her hat. “Cough cough, I am now the criminal unit’s deputy chief of the city police bureau. You can call me Deputy Chief Xu.”

Li Yi. “...”

“Mr Li Yi, about last night...”

Before Xu Yue could finish, Li Yi grabbed her by the hand and pulled her outside.

Jiaojiao and Qian’er were still there. It was better if they did not find out about last night.

The matter was straightforward. Royal Hotel’s security staff had sued Ling Yu[1], saying she was a wh*re that sold her ass with intention of blackmail. She had set a trap for Mr Li and was now under arrest.

Xu Yue’s task here was simple — a statement to prove as testimony.

“When did you become a cop?”

On the streets, Li Yi and Xu Yue were walking alongside each other.

“I was bored at home, so I became one.” Xu Yue gathered her arms together, twirling back and forth for fun. Even in uniform, her playfulness did not change.

Based on her qualifications, becoming a cop was a breeze.

“About the Ling Yu and Little White Grace case, it’s just a misunderstanding. Can you lend a hand and drop the case?”

Xu Yue widened her eyes. “Why?”

“It’s better not to burn bridges, you never know what’ll happen in the future.”

Nothing had actually occurred in Ling Yu and Little White Grace’s case and even if it was premeditated, nothing had happened to Li Yi. Instead, Little White Grace had suffered and was now hospitalized. Li Yi felt they had learned their lesson and he did not wish to delve deep into it.

With Xu Yue’s assistance, the case was soon dropped, and Ling Yu was released.

After sending Xu Yue off, Li Yi returned to his room to sleep. It was about 8 o’clock when he was awakened by terrible pain.

Opening his eyes in a daze, a contorted ferocious-looking face was right in front of Li Yi. A light body was straddling while two powerful hands were pinching hard on his chest.

“Motherf*cker, how dare you f*ck my sister over! If I don’t teach you a lesson today, you’ll think the Bai family’s easy prey!”

Straddling him and pinching him was none other than Sister Cat.

“Let go!”

Li Yi took hold of The Cat that Sings’ arms in an attempt to break free from her hands.

“Let go my ass, bow down!”

The Cat that Sings’ viciousness was brought to full play. The more Li Yi told her to let go, the harder she pinched. The two slabs of skin she pulled were twitching in red.

“C*nt assw*pe motherf*cker!”

Li Yi was infuriated. He was tired to death from the day, had slept for a day, and now had stumbled into this mess. How could he put up to it?

Flipping his body over, he pressed The Cat the Sings down before yelling and making a titty-grabbing move.

“You let go!”

“You let go!”

“F*ck!”

“F*ck!”

The duo was in a pinching-grabbing frenzy as they engaged in a fight.

He had to give it to The Cat the Sings. She was truly fearless, even if she was short, that did not stop her super-strong explosive force and toughness. Li Yi grabbed her bosoms and threw his body back to pull yet she did not let go despite the pain.

“Tch tch...”

The Cat the Sings was not only pinching, but she was also twisting. Li Yi blew his top out of pain and retaliated with his left hand pulling and twisting upwards and right hand pulling and twisting downwards, turning Sister Cat’s chest into a rotating machine.

“Tw*t, w*nker, your dad’s c*nt! You motherf*cker... That motherf*cking hurt.”

The Cat that Sings’ face was growing distressed, but she still did not loosen her grip. However, Li Yi’s forceful twists left her without strength.

A woman could not compare to a man’s strength whether in longevity or explosive force. Sister Cat may be fearless, but she was still a woman so measuring up to Li Yi, she would be in the losing end as time passed.

The Cat the Sings drew in a tight breath. “I’ll let go when you let go.”

“You first.”

“F*ck, I don’t tell lies. You let go first!”

Li Yi hesitated a while before loosening his grip.

“Tch tch...”

The Cat that Sings went in for the kill by tightening her pinch...

“Pap!”

She did let go but it left two bruises on Li Yi’s chest. The last bit was ruthless.

“I’ve let go, I’ve let go!”

“Let go my ass!”

Li Yi may be able to tolerate the pain, but the last bit almost had him shouting in pain. The Cat the Sings played dirty and attacked when he was relaxed. The pain multiplied.

“This is just teaching you a little lesson. Who told you to f*ck my sister over!”

“Who f*cked your sister over? She fell by herself, what’s it gotta do with me?”

“Bah, my sister did not tell me but what business did you motherf*cking have when you snuck into her room in the middle of the night? F*ck!”

The Cat that Sings heaved heavily and gave Li Yi the middle finger.

Li Yi then came to his senses. “Then what motherf*cking business do you have creeping into my room in the middle of the night?”

“I’m here seeking vengeance for my sister. What? Are you unhappy? Bite me!”

Li Yi lowered his head and bit her viciously, earning a howl in return.

The Cat that Sings pushed Li Yi with full force before struggling to get up. Her body was trembling from the pain.

“Your sister’s alright, just a few days of rest and she’ll be okay.”

“F*ck, I know she’s okay or else I wouldn’t be pinching you today but castrating you.”

The Cat that Sings raised her hand in a threateningly and made a slitting gesture.

Li Yi shuddered at the thought. He truly believed that The Cat that Sings was capable of doing so.

Come to think of it, what was going on with Jiaojiao and Qian’er, letting a terrorist into his room? He remembered he locked the door.

‘Goddamn it Lil Chili, you’re gonna get it!’

The Cat that Sings stared down at Li Yi. “Terrified fool, don’t tell me that fear can’t get you hard anymore?”

“What are you saying?”

“You know well what I’m saying. Heard the phrase, it’s a sunny day when your d*ck can’t raise?

“What are you looking at? Never seen a beauty before? Shame, this beauty doesn’t belong to you, you can’t f*ck her.”

The Cat that Sings stood up and smacked her voluptuous ass provokingly at Li Yi before swaying her hips out the door.

“You think you can come and go as you please?”

Li Yi jumped down his bed and straddled towards the bedroom door for a quick tap.

“Click!”

With the lights switched off, the room dwelled in darkness.

“F*ck, f*ck!”

The Cat that Sings was in a fighting stance, biting his head off.

Without light, she was no different from the blind...

“Am I a man?”

“You’re dead meat eunuch!”

“I can’t be bothered with you.”

Li Yi went away.

Back home, Li Yi cleared his mind. He took a deep breath and put on his gaming controllers to enter the game.

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Author’s Note:

Class setting

Warrior

Swordman — blades, axes, hammers, heavy armors.

Greatsword and double-handed greatsword — high ATK but low DEF.

Rapier and single-handed sword — lower ATK but proficient in attacking at a stretch.

Spellblade summons four elemental energies to adhere to the blade — Raging Fire Slash, Frost Slash, Windstorm Blade, Earth Cooldown manipulation.

Shieldsword, with one hand holding a shield and the other holding a sword — weakest ATK but strongest DEF. Main tanks of the team.

Wizard — high ATK with staff, SPD with magic staff, cloth armor

Elemental Wizard beholds Wind, Fire, Lightning, Thunder elements — super high ATK but their CON’s higher.

Dark Wizard signed a deed with the devil for devil possession — proficient in curses, high ATK, high CON, weak against Light-attribute attacks (double damage).

Theurgist applies Divine Spell to shift dimensional rules — lowest cooldown manipulation, inflicts highest damage amongst all classes.

Brawler — cloth armor, heavy armor, leather armor.

Bare-handed path attacks opponent through boxing and martial arts — Cool-looking moves, explosively high ATK but only for close combat, fist weapon.

Aura path fires up long-ranged wave attacks — Those with weak CON can utilize partial recovery skill, glove weapon.

Weaponry path enables usage of all weapons — ordinary CON, ordinary ATK, compared to the earlier two paths, its specialty was the usage of weapons from all classes.

Summoner — sword, staff, scepter, cloth armor, leather armor.

Spirit Summoner calls summon beasts with Wind, Fire, Thunder, Lightning Spirits — low STR and STK but can apply sacrificial summon and fusion at a time limit.

Contract Summoner tames pets to use in battle — mediocre ATK, equipping leather armor and sword can boost ATK to certain level. Able to capture soul beasts for fusion.

Undead Summon is able to call multiple summons — double damage received from Light-attribute attacks.

Druid — cloth armor, leather armor.

Recovery-path supporting healer class — can’t compare to pure healbots only in terms of heal volume, staff.

Natural path summons nature elementals — Wizard-type staff

Beast path transforms into various animal to launch attack — fist weapon, distinguish between main tank and DPS.

Priest — staff, cloth armor

Light Priest — strongest healer

Dark Priest — Dark-attribute attack

Blessed Priest is the strongest support-type buff god — this class is only available to those who successfully change class, extremely rare.

Paladin — heavy armor, sword, axe, hammer.

Golden Paladin — most powerful main tank, highest DEF, super high ATK.

Dark Paladin — Dark-attribute martial arts cooldown manipulation.

Heavy-armored Paladin — super high DEF, main tank.

Archer — sword, axe, bow, cloth armor, leather armor.

Powerful long-range attacks and a natural enemy to Wizard, Critical Hit specialist.

Tames beasts into pets to fight alongside but ATK of beasts isn’t high.

Elemental control specialist.

Assassin — dagger, short sword, cloth armor, leather armor.

When committing assassination in Stealth, ATK multiples but once discovered, ATK reduces.

Cyclone path — proficient in continuous attacks, incredibly high AGI

Poisonous path — Poison-type attack

Paladin — sword, axe, hammer

Defensive Paladin — main tank

Punishment Paladin — DPS

Holy Paladin — healbot

[1] Fluttering Rain Purple Water Chestnut