Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
âWho dares bully my Jiaojiao? Iâll kill him!â
âBring a few more people over. All you gotta do is scare him off a little, donât kill him for real, or else itâll get complicated. At the most, just bust up his *sshole or kick him in the balls.â
Li Yi went, â...â
âWhich motherf*cker dares to harass my Jiaojiao?â
Ten minutes later, Li Yi used a different tone as he yelled loudly, stressing his vocal cords. After a while, he called Jiaojiao again.
âItâs done, that son-of-a-b*tchâs has gone into hiding, youâre safe for now.â
âThere isnât anyone else aside from you outside, is there?â Jiaojiao was still slightly worried.
âNope, the coast is clear.â
âCreak~â
The door opened and Jiaojiao poked her head out, noticing Li Yi.
âYouâre Perverted Wing? Why do you look kinda familiar? I feel like Iâve seen you somewhere before...â Jiaojiao observed Li Yi and murmured, almost to herself.
âCan I go in?â
In the past life, Li Yi had already become extremely close to Jiaojiao, such that there were no barriers between them. Now, however, he had no choice but to play along with her exasperatedly. He was trying to build a good relationship with her, but according to her current limits.
âCome in then.â Jiaojiao boldly opened the door wide.
Li Yi walked inside and taunted her, âWhatâs with the sudden gutsiness? Doth my ears deceive me?â
Jiaojiao said with a contemptuous humph, âTsk, Iâve always had plenty of guts. Well, the reason I dare to allow you in is âcuz you look just like a weak little bottom, so you clearly donât have much fighting power.â
Li Yi chuckled. In order to present Jiaojiao with a best first impression, he had not acted particularly fierce.
âCâmon, have a drink.â
Jiaojiao brought out a canned drink and handed it to Li Yi.
âIâve never met an online friend in real life before, youâre the first. Could be worse, you look like you couldnât hurt a fly.â
The two of them were already rather familiar with each other in-game. This was especially true of Li Yi, who always played a few relatively harmless pranks on her. As a result, the two of them were not awkward around each other at all, and soon the conversation warmed up.
Their conversation seemed to cover every topic under the sun, covering everything from the game to airplanes. They even talked about cruise ships and cannons, until finally, they began to trash-talk the b*stard downstairs.
âThat b*stard downstairs is always threatening me and yelling at me. My mom canât even get a good nightâs sleep because of him.â
âShouldnât you report this to the cops?â Li Yi sniggered inwardly.
Jiajiao said with a straight face, âReport my *ss, I just moved here so I donât know the place or the people. Donât you watch the news? This pretty girl tries to report something to the police but they detained her instead, and in the end, they took turns doing you-know-what to her.â
Li Yi was shocked. âWhere did you read this news?â
Jiaojiao thought it over. âI think it was on a pop-up site called SIS or something.â
Li Yi said, â...â
âYouâre always at home, right? Then Iâll call you again next time. Come to think of it, though, why do I feel like your voice sounds just like the b*stard from downstairs?â
Li Yi chuckled. âDâyou wanna know why? You damned b*tch.â
âF*ck!â
A drink bottle flew at him, but Li Yi had anticipated this, so he tilted his head and avoided it.
Jiaojiao was so angry that her little face was completely red. âYou son of a gun, thatâs way dirty, thatâs low! You live downstairs from me, and yet... and yet...â
âAnd yet what?â Li Yi drank his beverage, his expression calm.
âYou harassed me!â Jiaojiao roared.
âIt was your fault for not telling me your address.â
âYou gave me a fake address!â Jiaojiao was even more furious.
Li Yiâs expression was completely unrepentant. âI was bored so I had to find something fun to do. Why the temper? Come, smile one for me.â
âF*ck you, you son of a gun!â Jiaojiao was clearly still mad.
âOh, sh*t!â
Li Yi suddenly remembered something. He smacked his thigh hard and then ran out, shoving the door open as he went.
âWhatchu doing?â
âMy character wasnât in a Safe Zone when you turned off the power. Damned b*tch, youâve done it this time!â
When Li Yi said that, Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment. She ran toward her bedroom hurriedly, put on her helmet, and entered the game.
Li Yi logged into the game and appeared in Eastcloud Valleyâs palace. Everything before him was a cloud of white, which clearly meant that he was currently in soul form.
Upon checking his equipment, Li Yiâs heart sank and he ran toward the direction of his corpse.
Everything in his Backpack was still there, but one item was missing from his equipped equipment. The +16 Mayliaâs Ring of Windstorms was gone!
The place where Li Yi and Wind-on-Snow had their conversation earlier was not a Safe Zone. Instead, it was an area where monsters between Levels 15 and 25 spawned. The sudden power outage had forced Li Yi out of the game, but his in-game character could not log off that quickly. It would take 5 minutes of inactivity for the system to kick him out.
If he was surrounded by a monsterling for 5 minutes, it did not matter if Li Yi had 8,500+ HP. It would still be too much for him to tank.
When he ran back to his corpse, Li Yiâs heart twisted in his chest.
An Elite-level Ice Toad with a blue name was crouching next to his corpse, croaking away.
The Ice Toad had very high ATK and could use poison as well. Even without witnessing it, Li Yi could guess that he had been killed by this Ice Toad.
Li Yi resurrected and shot madly at the Ice Toad, killing it within a dozen seconds or so. He took a long, deep breath before he went forth to loot it.
If the equipment a player dropped was not picked up by anyone else, it would never disappear. However, if this Ice Toad had picked up the Ring of Windstorms, things might get hairy.
The chances of the toad dropping it again were not 100%. There was a certain probability that the Ring of Windstorms would vanish forever.
[You obtained a piece of Toad Skin...]
...
It did not drop the Ring of Windstorms...
Li Yiâs heart sank.
âWhatâs the matter? You didnât drop anything, did you?â Jiaojiao sent him a voice message.
âI lost the +16 Ring of Windstorms.â Li Yi sighed slightly.
Jiaojiao could see the true attributes of all of Li Yiâs equipment because Li Yi had never once hidden it from her.
âPerverted... Perverted Wing, that... thatâs canât be true, can it?â Jiaojiao was stunned as well.
Li Yi said angrily, âWhy would I lie to you?â
Jiaojiaoâs voice had changed. âSorry, I... I didnât mean it.â
A +16 Mayliaâs Ring of Windstorms was no longer something that could be bought with Gold Coins. It would be no exaggeration to call it a priceless treasure.
âCâmon, please say something? Sob sob, Iâm sorry, I really didnât mean it,â said Jiaojiao, her voice choked.
Li Yi was exasperated by Jiaojiaoâs reaction. âWhatâs the matter with you? Why are you crying? Itâs just a piece of equipment, and itâs not like Iâll kill you for it. If you really feel bad about it, let me have my way with you as compensation.â
âIâll agree to anything but that, sob sob...â Jiaojiao was still crying.
Jiaojiaoâs level may be low, but she knew perfectly which pieces of equipment were worth thousands and which were not worth a penny. She was perfectly aware that once one lost an uber legendary Epic-level item like Mayliaâs Ring of Windstorms, it was extremely likely that it would never be found again.
âItâs fine, I was kidding. Itâs just a piece of equipment, if I dropped I just gotta farm for it again. Why are you crying over it?â
âSob sob sob, I canât afford to compensate you for it.â
âI never asked you for compensation. If you really want to make it up to me, sure, just take your time, haha.â
Jiaojiao was silent for a while and only replied after a long pause, âYou sure are a weird one. You lost such a precious piece of equipment, so why are you not mad in the slightest?â
âI play the game to make myself happy, so why should I be mad?â
Li Yiâs words rendered Jiaojiao instantly speechless.
If this was the past life, Li Yi would never be able to act so blasé about it. However, things were different in this life. After learning his lesson from the past life, Li Yi was much more open-minded about everything.
Forget causing him to lose one piece of equipment, he would not be angry at Jiaojiao even if she stripped off all his equipment and sold it to an NPC.
âWhy?â Jiaojiao could not help but ask one more time.
âDo you really wanna know why?â Li Yi coughed slightly and said, half teasingly and half seriously, âBecause in my eyes, youâre much more important than the Ring of Windstorms.â
This incident truly did not mean much to Li Yi, but the impact Li Yiâs actions had on Jiaojiao were extremely immense.
Initially, Jiaojiao had always harbored a sliver of wariness against Li Yi. After all, the two of them were not yet as close as they had been in the previous life. After this incident, however, Jiaojiaoâs last defenses against Li Yi vanished without a trace.
âAlright, donât give it any more thought. The ringâs gone anyway, so why shouldnât we make ourselves happier about things? If I can get one of those, Iâd definitely be able to get a second. If you overthink it, youâll just make yourself unhappy.â
It was a strange sight. Li Yi was the one who lost his equipment, but here he was comforting Jiaojiao.
Li Yi walked around the area and killed all of the monsterlings he saw, looting every single one. However, he still could not find anything whatsoever, so he had no choice but to shake his head helplessly and log off.
The first thing Li Yi did upon logging off was to spend 3,000,000 buying a solar charger online. With this, forget the main power switch getting turned off, he would not be affected even if the whole world lost all power.
It was a lesson learned the hard way. Li Yi did not fancy the same thing happening again in the future.
Thinking back on Wind-on-Snowâs words, Li Yi went to the official site. Just a casual glance and he instantly had a headache.
The picture of him hugging Wind-on-Snow full frontal in order to provoke her was currently going viral on the official site. It looked like this was the reason Wind-on-Snow decided to stop playing the game...
âSigh...â Li Yi shook his head helplessly. He was all-powerful in the game, but there was absolutely nothing he could do about a photo making its rounds on the official site.
His previous title of Archer God had changed as well, becoming Toucher God.
The trending topic these days had been Tyrannic Dynasty, but with that, the spotlight had turned back to the evergreen Li Yi.
âThank goodness Lil Snow doesnât look exactly the same in-game as she does in real life, or else...â
Now that it had come to this, Li Yi could only count on the silver linings.
âBang! Bang! Bang! Bang!â
Just then, his room door took a heavy hammering, and Jiaojiaoâs voice reached his ears.
âPerverted Wing, log into the game and check your mailbox.â
âWhy? Dâyou wanna come in?â Li Yi got up.
âIâm going upstairs, my momâs almost home so I gotta cook for her.â Jiaojiao ran back upstairs.
âMy mailbox?â
Li Yi scratched his head and put on his helmet, logging into the game.
Rubbing the Return City Stone, Li Yi returned to Shattered Frost City and went to a mailbox.
A mail jumped out at him, and Li Yi chose to open it. There was a loud âdingâ, and a floating ring surrounded with purple light appeared in his hand. It wasâMayliaâs Ring of Windstorms!
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