The Peng Clan of Hebei arrived in Zhangwan City around lunchtime and unpacked at the Zhangwan Daoist Temple.
Although the Zhangwan Daoist Temple was only ranked fifth in Zhangwan City, it was in accordance with Clan Leader Peng Xianâs principle that Daoists should naturally stay at Daoist temples.
Thanks to this, only the angry Zhangwan Daoist Temple leader was busy excitedly welcoming the important guests.
This allowed the beloved disciple Zhang to show his face at the Dragon-Phoenix Assembly gathering of the Murim Conference.
Of course, after the introduction, building personal relationships was entirely up to Zhang disciple, but...
After roughly unpacking, or more precisely, after finishing giving instructions with just her fingers, Peng Choryo teased her younger brother, giggling like the hooligans in the marketplace.
âLoosen up your expression. Youâll get wrinkles between your eyebrows. What if my brotherâs beauty is ruined? Itâs not just your problem, itâs a loss for the entire Murim world.â
âNext time, Iâll tell Father to find three marriage candidates and put them in the same carriage with you, sister. Heâll surely welcome it, saying a man must compete, so your words are indeed right.â
âBut shouldnât there be two to be fair? We should include a woman too-â
âYou mean a woman who emanates killing intent towards you whenever she makes eye contact with a man?â
âHmm. Iâm sorry. It must have been very difficult.â
Peng Choryo apologized readily, shuddering.
After that, the usual things guests should do followed.
Exchanging pleasantries, having lunch together.
After eating, drinking tea and exchanging more pleasantries.
Meanwhile, Peng Clan Leader Peng Xianâs title was âDaoist Gentleman,â because he was very generous in imparting teachings to other orthodox Daoist sects.
When Peng Xian said he wanted to see the Zhangwan Daoist Templeâs skills, they were so honored they were on the verge of shedding tears of gratitude as if they had seen the Emperor.
In fact, Peng Xian wanted to be called the Dao King, like the Sword King Namgung Daero, the clan leader of the Namgung Clan whom he considered a rival.
But he gave up because he couldnât dare use âkingâ in his title so close to Beijing.
Normally, Peng Daesan would have also gone to the training ground with his father to train together.
But due to the great fatigue from traveling, especially the overwhelming mental fatigue, he just went to his room and quietly fell into meditation while circulating his qi.
After some time had passed, a servant came looking for Peng Daesan, saying there was a guest looking for him outside, asking what to do.
âIâm tired now, so please decline.â
âWell...â
The servant hesitated and said.
âItâs someone I canât dare to stop, so theyâre already here.â
Just then, as if on cue, a man with dark skin appeared.
âHaha, right. Donât blame him too much, he couldnât help it. So, why are you cooped up in this room on such a nice spring day?â
âJo hyung.â
It was Jo Hakche, the heir of the Black Dragon Jo Clan.
âCome on, donât be so stuffy, letâs go out.â
âJust this morning you were grinding your teeth so much. Do you still have teeth left?â
âHaha! Iâm sorry, sorry. But donât dwell too much on past events. Is it the first time Iâve acted like that?â
âJo hyung, please be more mindful. You completely lose your senses whenever you see a woman.â
âWhat can I do when thereâs no sense left to be mindful of? Isnât it the sad fate of a man for all his senses to be focused solely on flowers?â
Peng Daesan let out a deep sigh.
This was exactly who Jo Hakche was.
All the men in the Dragon-Phoenix Assembly evaluated Jo Hakche as a true man theyâd want to emulate when there were no women in the group.
Or they called him âthat woman-crazy bastard.â
Somehow hearing this gossip, Jo Hakche laughed heartily and brushed it off, saying, âYes, Iâm Jo Hakche, a crazy bastard whoâd give his life for women,â showing his broad-mindedness. ṟaÌÎÐÊEÌsÌ
But he was the very person who had been grinding his teeth and emanating killing intent towards Peng Daesan for ten days straight.
âCome on, letâs go.â
âGoing to a brothel right after unpacking, what on earth will people think?â
âWhat will they think? Theyâll just say the bee is going to the flowers. But this time, itâs not that.â
âYou mean youâre not saying we should go to a brothel?â
Peng Daesan asked back with a surprised expression.
It was because this man was not the type to avoid brothels, rather than a drunkard quitting alcohol.
âRight. Actually, I heard something interesting.â
âItâs never actually been interesting, not even once.â
âNo, listen. Youâll find this interesting too, Brother Peng. Thereâs a unique female beggar in this city...â
âItâs already not interesting. Please go back.â
Peng Daesan cut him off flatly.
âNo, no, just listen?â
It was truly madness incarnate.
If this wasnât called madness, what else could be called madness?
And so, two men and hundreds of women swarmed across the main street.
And finally, they arrived at the female beggarâs dwelling.
If you can call a spread straw mat a dwelling.
As the two reached the sunny corner, hundreds of women surrounded them in a semicircle.
If they spread a net of heaven and earth like this, no one would be able to escape.
However, there were only two straw mats at the spot, and the place was empty.
âIt seems sheâs not here.â
âHmm. Should we wait? Or is she receiving a customer? Ah, oh.â
From a narrow alley slightly to the side of the beggarâs spot, a man came out rubbing his head with bloodshot eyes.
The poor man was startled by the wall of women spread out as soon as he came out and didnât know what to do.
Jo Hakche grabbed the man.
âHey, friend. It seems that female beggar has set up her brothel over there?â
âAh, yes, yes! Thatâs right!â
âReally? No way. Have you been crying?â
Jo Hakche couldnât hide his admiration seeing the tear marks left on the manâs face.
âHow moved must you have been for a grown man to shed tears! So, how much did you pay?â
âWell, one gold sycee, seven silver sycees, and thirty-two copper coins...â
âMy goodness! Judging by the odd units, it seems you gave all the money you had! Am I right?â
âYes, yes, thatâs right...â
âGood. Did it really feel like you went to paradise?â
The man felt like he wanted to die.
His head was beaten, he gave all the money he had, and now he had become a man who slept with a beggar in front of all the women in the city.
And then he couldnât let only himself suffer.
âYes. I briefly saw my late grandfather, didnât I? I definitely went to paradise. Well then, Iâll be going now.â
And then, unable to break through the wall of women, he slipped out sticking close to the wall.
âSee that? Itâs certain.â
âEnough, why donât you go in and do your business?â
âCome on, man. After finishing business, a woman has things to take care of too. Is it manly to just barge in?â
âYouâre already doing things a man shouldnât do.â
âOh, there she comes out. Indeed, sheâs voluptuous, her figure is completely different. What do you think?â
â...â
âHey, Brother Peng? Jade Qilin?â
â...â
Getting no answer, Jo Hakche turned around and smiled mischievously.
âThis friend is completely dumbstruck. Why, are you moved now that youâve seen her with your own eyes?â
At that moment, Peng Daesan strode forward.
Then he firmly grabbed the female beggarâs wrist and forcefully led her beyond the narrow alley.
âWh-where are you going? Brother Peng! You have to follow the order!â
Jo Hakche, who was suddenly cut in line, smiled awkwardly.
And then.
âNo way!â
âJade Qilin! No! Come back!â
âKyaaah! How can this be reality...â
âHey, snap out of it! Open your eyes!â
All sorts of screams, wails as heartbreaking as if tearing oneâs liver, and lamentations burst out at once.
Some fainted and lost consciousness to the point of passing out, while some who were enraged immediately tried to rush into the alley, but.
âOh my. Young ladies. You mustnât dare interfere with a manâs cloud and rain pleasure. My heart burns like fire to dare point a sword at you flower-like beauties, but I canât let you ruin my most beloved brotherâs first experience.â
With Jo Hakche blocking the narrow alley and unleashing his sword qi, what could they do?
However, at the words âcloud and rain pleasureâ and âfirst experience,â more women fainted again, and only terrible screams echoed as if tearing the sky in broad daylight.
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