âWhy, Iâm a Flower Beggar because Iâm a flower-like beggar. Got a problem with that?â
âBut, but youâre fat...â
âHey. Peonies are flowers and lotuses are flowers too, right? Are they not flowers because theyâre big?â
âBut, those two are pretty...â
âYou really speak your mind, donât you? Fine, youâre so great. Alright. Now go. Flower Beggar, no, Beggar Noona is going to sleep.â
âAh. Um, well, then, um, pumpkin flower, no pumpkin flowers are pretty when you look at them, so how about just pumpkin? Or bitter melon or cucumber- Ow!â
Murong Jun rolled on the ground again, not realizing his expensive silk clothes were getting covered in dirt.
According to Qingâs personal theory, kids are of the earth element anyway; they originally live by eating dirt, so itâs okay for them to roll around a bit.
It was much weaker than before, not strong enough to dare attach the almighty name ânuclearâ, so it was just a regular head flick (Third-Rate).
But getting hit in the same spot again hurts much more viciously.
After rolling around for a while, this time Murong Jun seemed to feel wronged, and threw a gaze full of betrayal with eyes hanging large teardrops.
âW-Why?â
âI told you bad words arenât allowed.â
âBut Beggar Noona also said my father was right. People who cover their faces-â
âEnough. You, would you feel good if I called you a bed-wetter? Are you really telling me youâve never wet the bed? Not even once until now?â
âAh.â
âWhat âahâ. Enough. Beggar Noona is sleeping.â
Qing then lay down completely.
At this, Murong Jun stood still, just rubbing his crown slightly.
âUm, Beggar Noona. Isnât it uncomfortable to sleep here? Our house, no not our house, how about sleeping at Sohua Sect?â
No one could deny that the child was kind at heart.
Qing answered while lying down.
âYou have to think about the people at Sohua Sect too. They wonât like it if you bring a beggar, right?â
âAh.â
âAlright. Itâs late at night, donât wander around alon- Hm? Wait, what? What time is it now?â
Qing lay on her back and looked at the sky.
Judging by the position of the clear moon shining faintly, it was about the end of the Ox Hour to the beginning of the Tiger Hour, which translates to about 3 AM in modern terms, when peopleâs sensitivity is at its fullest and they cannot help but send the famed â3 AM vibesâ messages. rÌ±á´ÆOÌÌáEÌSÌ
âNo, whatâs a precious young master doing wandering around in the middle of the night? Itâs dangerous.â
âAh. Iâm not alone. I came with Warrior Green who guards me. Warrior Green?â
âKeurk.â
Suddenly hearing a phlegmy sound, she looked and saw a black-clad person looking this way from under the shadow of that wall.
Though his realm was unknown as he seemed to be hiding his aura, other information showed his Evil Karma was in the early 200s.
What? I didnât notice him at all.
But wait? What the heck? Isnât he a bad guy?
Qing became sharply alert.
At that, Guard Nok waved his hand as if to reassure her, and Qing was unsure but suddenly remembered Gramps.
Right, there could be people like Gramps too.
The child is opinionated and persistent, but he listens well and is cute too.
Murong Jun seemed like he would have made a fortune as the nationâs little brother, a top visual child actor if he had come out in modern times.
Wait, then does that mean he heard all the gender equality education I gave too?
Why did he just leave it alone?
Did he think it was content Ajun needed to hear?
Well, I guess a sensible adult wouldnât ever stop such a beneficial lecture.
But he wouldnât tattle about how I gave such loving strikes, right? The strikes that I had to endure the heartbreak of even daring to lay a hand on such an adorable kid?
âWarrior Green hurt his throat before, they say.â
âHmm. Your family will be worried. Itâs late, so go home quickly. You might not need sleep, but Warrior Green must be sleepy.â
âWarrior Green is always awake at night. During the day, Warrior White guards me.â@@novelbin@@
âYou always have an escape route...â
Qing muttered, lying spread-eagled.
She was already fully awake and clear-headed.
âIt is heavy. But donât look so openly, others will gossip. Glance. Glance. Pretend not to look and glance.â
Thanks to Tang Nanah, Qing had become able to properly distinguish lewd gazes.
It wasnât Tang Nanahâs damp and desire-filled gaze, but truly just a childâs curiosity sparkling.
Either way, curiosity doesnât last long.
And in reality, after a few days, Murong Jun quickly lost interest and stopped glancing.
However, other bastards were a bit of a problem.
âEven with your face covered, your figure is nice. Well, if itâs an unsightly face, covering it is enough. Whereâs your brothel?â
âAh. Would you come this way?â
âBrothelâ refers to a nail warehouse.
It means a place where you quickly nail in and then pull out, like hammering nails, showing how Central Plains people are quite good at wordplay.
Warrior Whiteâs words that all female beggars are dirty prostitutes were words that shouldnât be said to a child, but if you ask whether itâs true or false, it did fall under the category of truth.
Lying on the street and glancing, you canât see the face anyway because itâs covered.
But the lines the body draws, wow! My goodness! How can this be! How can it be like that! So a manâs lustful heart and other things canât help but rise.
Qing, who had moved to an inconspicuous place in a back alley, nuclear bombed the crown of the man who was already untying his waistband.
Whack!
At the moment of impact, there was almost an illusion of his head being crushed into a concave shape.
It was the ultimate secret technique of Ximen Surin-style Complete Destruction Head Flick (The Staff of God) containing the meaning of punishment rather than admonishment.
âWhere are you going in broad daylight, you perfectly fine bastard.â
âAgh! Iâm dying!â
âI hit you so you wouldnât die, so come to your senses. This is what happens when you get frisky carelessly. Got it?â
âYou crazy beggar bitch, do you want to die- Hup. Your martial arts are quite strong. You should have said something in advance...â
The stone that was in Qingâs hand turned into finely ground powder and scattered lightly.
The man who was about to shout angrily became docile.
âNow. Youâve learned a great life lesson that if you try to play with your dick anywhere, you might really become a dick, right? Leave the tuition fee.â
âYes, teacher. Iâll leave it here.â
âGood boy.â
After taking out the cotton like that, Qing, who had knocked down three walking sticks just on that day, thought:
This should be enough for rumors to spread about a violent female beggar, right? They wonât bother me anymore, right?
Qingâs thinking was short-sighted.
There was no way such rumors would spread.
How could a man say he got beaten by a beggar, and a female beggar at that, and even paid a hefty tuition fee before running away?
Rather, the opposite rumor spread.
âWhat? You said you made a fortune today? Why donât you have any money? You said youâd treat us, are you changing your words?â
âNo, well, I gave some charity to that female beggar over there.â
âFemale beggar? Youâre talking nonsense. Isnât twenty wen enough? You say you were robbed of one silver sycee? Did you get beaten and robbed?â
âNo, thatâs not it, uh, yeah, she was so good, I was moved and gave her a bit.â
âHm? That good? Should I go too?â
âUh, thatâs, um? Yeah. You should definitely go too. Itâs something you really have to experience once in your life. I really almost went to paradise- no, I briefly visited paradise, I tell you.â
This was because the men whose money had suddenly disappeared avoided interrogation with roughly similar flows.
Along with the childish psychology that they couldnât be the only ones to suffer.
And so, ten days later, in mid-April when flowers were in full bloom and spring was brilliant, the money Qing had earned just from tuition fees filled her travel bag with silver sycees and coins.
âWhatâs wrong with this neighborhood? Are they in heat? Donât rumors spread? Or do they want to get beaten? Should I quit pretending to be a beggar since even the Black Store is quiet?â
Qing grumbled after creating a large hill on another guyâs head.
By the way, maybe because itâs spring.
Everyoneâs coming out to bask in the sun.
Itâs really crowded with people.
Qing lazily lay down and watched people.
Suddenly, feeling a sense of incongruity, Qing tilted her head.
Huh. Were there always this many women in this city?
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