Shane Becomes A Disney Princess

-Greenhaven Castle-

Our dear boy Cassandra Shane, is a guest of Greenhaven. He is sitting in his room waiting for his "servant" to come in and help him with.... his routines. He is sitting on a small chair in front of a mirror, waiting patiently.

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Pops in* Hi! Sorry I'm late-

Cassandra Shane: *Says in an elegant, feminine voice* No, it's fine. I definitely wasn't growing of old age.

Cinnamon Roll Conor: I've picked out a dress for you to wear today, and I have a makeup and hair look in mind.

Cassandra Shane: OwO?

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Shows him a beautiful yellow dress (the one Belle would wear)*

Cassandra Shane: Ew what the heck, Conor! It's uglier than Yumaris!

Cinnamon Roll Conor: I-

Cassandra Shane: GET ME A DIFFERENT ONE!

-1 hour later-

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Is doing Shane's hair* HOLD STILL YOU TWAT!

Cassandra Shane: *Gasps* I'm not a twat! You're a twat!

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Pulls Shane's hair*

Cassandra Shane: Ow stop it! *Crying*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Braids Shane's short hair* Beautiful.

Cassandra Shane: *Looks in the mirror* Why does it look like I have dreadlocks?

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Smacks Shane over the head* STOP! *Pushes Shane off his seat*

Cassandra Shane: *Is wearing a pink dress, falls off his chair and his dress is so big he gets stuck in it* HELP OMG!

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Smacks lips with sass, finds some makeup brushes and eyeshadow pallets*

-5 minutes later-

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Is applying foundation to Shane's face*

Cassandra Shane: *Sneezes*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: Oh my Tellun *Grabs blush and slaps it onto Shane's squishy cheeks*

Cassandra Shane: *Looks like he's blushing*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Smirks and grabs eyeshadow*

Cassandra Shane: What on Erdas is so funny?

Cinnamon Roll Conor: Close your eyes you detty pig *Applies eyeshadow to Shane*

Cassandra Shane: WHAT? *Gets poked in the eye* AHHHHHHHHHH CONOR!

Cinnamon Roll Conor: You're actually dumb -_-

-10 minutes later-

Cinnamon Roll Conor: Let me tighten the straps on your dress.

Cassandra Shane: Uhh okay... *Stands up*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Pulls the straps really tight*

Cassandra Shane: C-CONOR! TOO TIGHT! *Dying*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Loosens the straps* Sorry-

Cassandra Shane: *Smacks Conor*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Has a handprint on his face* I'M SORRY OKAY?

Cassandra Shane: *Lifts dress up* PUT ON MY HEELS!

Cinnamon Roll Conor: OKAY *Puts on Shane's heels*

Cassandra Shane: *Huffs and walks away really quickly out of his room*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: SHANE!

-Greenhaven Hallway-

Cassandra Shane: *Has to carry half of his dress as he walks away from Conor* I'M GOING BACK TO STETRIOL!

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Grabs Shane* No you aren't!

*Abeke, Meilin and Rollan arrive*

Abeke: *Is absolutely shooketh to her core* IS THAT SHANE?

Cassandra Shane: *Smacks lips at her, turns away* Hmph!

Rollan: YOO SOMEONE HIT HIM UP!

Meilin: *Smirking at Shane*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: Oh hey guys-

Cassandra Shane: I'LL SING IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!

Abeke: WHAT-

Gar: *Arrives* SHANE?

Cassandra Shane: :O...

Everyone: ...

Gar: *Walks up to Shane, speechless*

Cassandra Shane: H-HI UNCLE

Gar: What... The... Heck... Are... You... Doing?

Cassandra Shane: Sorry, I'm gay.

Gar: WHAT?

Cassandra Shane: *Grabs Conor and attempts to kiss him*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Slaps Shane* ?!

Cassandra Shane: I...

Everyone: *Shook asf*

Gar: I'M TAKING YOU BACK HOME *Grabs Shane*

Cassandra Shane: NO! *Starts singing* AHhHhHhH! *A little bird flies in and lands on Shane's arm*

Gar: I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!

Abeke: *Grabs Conor and runs away*

Rollan: *Smacks Gar over the head*

Meilin: O_O... Rollan.

Gar: WHAT? WHO- *Faces Rollan* YOU!

Rollan: *Attempts to run*

Gar: *Kicks Rollan*

Tarik: *Smacks lips* EXCUSE ME? *Picks up Gar*

Gar: ?!

Tarik: *Throws Gar* DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS EVER AGAIN! *Dad vibes*

Gar: *Lands on Olvan*

Tarik: *Grabs Rollan and Meilin and runs*

Olvan: WTF? *Looks up at Gar* EWWWW!

Cassandra Shane: UwU *Patting the little bird as he watches his uncle get beat up*

Gar: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?

Olvan: Because you look like an egg!

Gar: :(

Olvan: *Pushes Gar away*

Cassandra Shane: *Sings again and attracts squirrels, bunnies and birds from outside*

*A bunny jumps on Olvan's head*

Olvan: EW! *Screams like a little girl*

Gar: *Looks at Olvan weirdly*

Cassandra Shane: ATTACK!

*An army of birds, bunnies and squirrels attack Greenhaven*

Olvan: WHAT IS GOING ON? *Get's hit in the face by a flying squirrel* AH!

-Rollan's Room-

*Rollan, Abeke, Meilin and Conor are sitting down playing cards*

Meilin: *Puts hand on the card pile* Snap!

Rollan: No fair! :(

*A bunny breaks down the door*

Everyone: *Screaming as the bunny jumps on Conor*

Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Getting attacked by a bunny* HELP!

Abeke: *Summons Uraza*

Uraza: *Jumps on Conor and knocks him over*

Rollan: LOL

Meilin: HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

Cinammon Roll Conor: *Crying on the floor as the bunny runs under Rollan's bed*

Uraza: *Sprints under Rollan's bed after the bunny and knocks his bed out of the window*

Rollan: Hey! That was my bed! *Glaring at Abeke*

Abeke: *Shrugs*

*A few birds fly in*

Meilin: EEK! *Ducks as a bird swoops at her head*

Rollan: *A bird flies into his mouth and gets stuck* HJDKSAWJIWS

Abeke: *Grabs a broom and smacks Rollan's face with it*

Rollan: HDJKSKJ *Running around, gets smacked in the face by a broom with the bird still in his mouth*

Meilin: *Tries to grab Rollan*

Rollan: *Runs out of the room and down the hallway with a bird in his mouth*

-Back with Olvan, Shane and Gar-

Gar: SHANE! STOP THIS! *Bunny jumps up and down on his head*

Olvan: *A squirrel runs down his shirt* AHHH!

Cassandra Shane: Okay *Starts singing and all of the animals come back to him*

Rollan: *Runs down the hallway with a bird in his mouth*

Olvan: Rollan?!

Cassandra Shane: Oh- SPIT IT OUT ROLLAN! *Grabs Rollan*

Rollan: *Spits the bird out on the floor*

Abeke, Conor and Meilin: *Chasing Rollan*

Meilin: *Grabs Rollan off of Shane*

Abeke: NEVER DO THIS AGAIN SHANE!

Cassandra Shane: I can't promise anything...

Part 40 coming soon!