Easter In Erdas

It was the 1st of April, the day of Easter. The Greencloaks had organised an Easter party in the Dining Hall, but little did they know they would be getting visitors...

-Outside Greenhaven-

Gar: Now you all better shut up or we're gonna be heard!

Zerif: Can I deliver the eggs first?

Gar: No! Idiot! *slaps*

Zerif: *Rubs face* why not?!

Gar: Because you're fat

Zerif: Wot

Gerathon: *Pushing Conquerors out of the way and into a pond* MOVE EGGHEADS!

Gar: SHHHHHHHH!

Gerathon: Dont shh me, little man!

Gar: :o

Zerif: Ha! Rekt!

Gerathon: Shut up Zerif! 7 year old!

Zerif: *Crying*

Gar: *Signaling Conquerors to move forward* let's go!

-Inside Greenhaven-

*Greencloaks about to eat chocolate at the table*

*Conquerors come in* HAPPY EASTER!!

Olvan: GET OUT HIDEOUS BEINGS! *Stands*

Gar: We brought stuff

Olvan: I don't care

Gar: Love me for once

Olvan: You are a fish

Rollan: IS THAT MY MUM?

Olvan: ?

Gar: What

Meilin: Oh dear Tellun save us all *facepalm*

Rollan: HEY MUM *approaches Gar*

Zerif: Lol I didn't know you were a girl, General *winks*

Gar: *Smacks Zerif over the head*

Zerif: ;-;

Rollan: *Hugging Gar*

Tarik: *Drags Rollan off of Gar* mine

Rollan: But Tariiiikkkkkk

Tarik: I'm taking you to a counsellor

Rollan: D:

Meilin: Bye

10 seconds later

Gar: *Gives chocolate egg to Olvan*

Olvan: *Takes it* you probably poisoned it with Bile

Gar: No I didn't

Gerathon: *Slithers onto table, breaks it* o.o

Everyone: ...

*Plates and food smashed and scattered*

Olvan: WHY ARE YOU SO *voice crack* FAAaaT!

Gerathon: ...

Gar: *Covers mouth*

Gerathon: *Starts laughing*

Olvan: SHUT UP!

Gar: Are you sure you're a grown man?

Olvan: Now isn't the time to discuss such nonsense

Zerif: *Pulls back blue cloak* Look what you did Gerathon

Gerathon: Go die in a hole

Zerif: Harsh..

Shane: Can I have an Easter egg now?

Gar: NO!!!

Shane: But uncle Garrrrrrr ;(

Gar: No! I don't want you getting FAT like Gerathon and Zerif!

Shane: *All around me are familiar faces*

Zerif: *Takes bag from Gar with eggs in it, throws it at Olvan*

Olvan: *Catches* more eggs....?

Gar: ZERIF!

Zerif: Nyas?

Gar: *Attempts to slap*

Zerif: *Grabs Gar's wrist, pushes him away*

Gar: WHAT THE TELLUN

Zerif: *Dabs 938273028 times*

Gerathon: ZERIF YOU ARE NOT COOL! THE DAB IS DEAD!

Zerif: You are dead

Gerathon: COME HERE *chases him around the hall*

Happy Easter

Part 26 coming soon!