Chapter 10 of 47

This... Is... ERDASSSSSS

Spirit Animals On Drugs505 words~3 min read

-Greenhaven-

Kirat, Meilin, Abeke, Rollan and Conor: *Approaches Tarik*

Rollan: Hi Tarik! :3

Tarik: Hi

Meilin: We want you to meet someone!!!! :D

Tarik: Who? *confused*

Kirat: Me

Tarik: *Looks at Kirat* Who are you?

Kirat: You're my uncle *derp*

Tarik: How?

Kirat: LaReimaja is my mummy, Faisel is my daddy *smiles innocently*

Tarik: *LE GASP*

-Stetriol-

*Zerif and the Wyrm are having a casual conversation*

Zerif: How's life treating ya?

Wyrm: Fine :3

Zerif: Good

Shane: ATTACK THIS BLOB!

*An army of Redcloaks come charging in once again and attack the Wyrm*

Wyrm: So I saw this bird the other day...

Zerif: Mhm... *Watches the Redcloaks*

Wyrm: And it ate this little green frog and...

Zerif: I'm listening

Shane: AHHHHHHHHH WHY WONT IT DIE?!?!?!? *bangs sword on the Wyrm's head*

Wyrm: I felt really sad when the frog died :( it was so cute.

Zerif: *nods slowly* I see...

Wyrm: Anyways, I heard that you were 7 years old. That's like a baby to me.

Zerif: I'M NOT 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets up and throws a chair at Shane* PING OFF WILL YOU?!

Shane: *Chair hits his face and falls over* X.X

Wyrm: And I heard that he was 3 *Points at Shane* Isn't his name Cassandra?

Zerif: YES xD

Shane: MY NAME ISN'T CASSANDRA AND I'M NOT 3! I'M 13!!

Zerif: Stupid boy...

Shane: -_-

-Greenhaven ~ Meilin's Room-

Meilin: So what did you wanna talk about?

Rollan: Ummm well...

Meilin: -^-

Rollan: Will you date me? :3

Meilin: *Grabs Maya's salamander, Tini, and throws him at Rollan*

Rollan: *Squeals and runs away* I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO! D':

-Nilo, Zourtzi-

Faisel: *Has a slumber party with guards*

Everyone: I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD!!!

LaReimaja: *Walks in* O.o WHAT IS THIS?!

*Faisel and Guards stop and freeze*

LaReimaja: WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE! I CANNOT STAND YOU ANYMORE! *Walks out*

Everyone: :OOOOO

-Nilo-

Gerathon: CABARO

Cabaro: WHAT?

Gerathon: COME HERE

Cabaro: WHY?

Gerathon: LOOK AT THIS

Cabaro: *Goes to Gerathon and jaw drops*

Lioness: Mah milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours! Damn right it's better than yours! *Dancing*

Gerathon and Cabaro: O_o......

Worthy: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cabaro: ???

Gerathon: Hi Worthy

Worthy: H-Hello... O.o

Lioness: *Accidently runs into Gerathon* :0

Gerathon: *Eats her*

Cabaro and Worthy: *Gasp*

-Greenhaven ~ Olvan's office-

*Olvan and Tarik are sitting at a table*

Tarik: Am I in trouble, sir? *Concerned*

Olvan: Yes

Tarik: Why?

Olvan: Because!

Tarik: Because why?

Olvan: Because you didn't make me any coffee.

Tarik: Oh? Those were not on my orders, sir....

Olvan: THEY SHOULD OF BEEN! *Strangles Tarik*

Tarik: *Panics and struggles*

*Kirat walks in*

Kirat: :O hey!

Olvan: Get out, child. *Let's go of Tarik*

Tarik: *Gasps for air* OH HOW MUCH I MISSED THE SWEET AIR!!!

Kirat and Olvan: O-o.....

Part 10 coming soon! Sorry this one might not be as funny as the others, I think I'm losing my humour >_< but I'm still going to make Random Moments. :)

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