Today, the sky was clear in Tong City, golden sunlight shone through the azure blue color.
Pure white clouds, along with the blue color that looked like a crystal, combined into a stunning view, Bai Xia Xiaâs pure white whiskers reflected light golden rays, and as they trembled, they flashed across the two sides of her fluffy cheeks, looking good to touch.
In the blink of an eye, heterochromatic cat eyes were also filled with the brightness of the sky; she was in a soul-trapping alluring cat side pose[1] that catâs constantly used, in pace with the massage, her paws comfortably spread its fingers, then once again returned to its small bundle form, extending out and clenching over and overâ¦
Her tail was hanging outside of the small stool, with long fur that was loose like a broom, it merrily waved left and right, âYes, you, Iâm talking about you! Zhen wants to bask in the sun!â
Her paw hit the edge of the stool, instructing Guo Chao Ming to move the stool along with Cat to be under the sunlight, with her cat face facing right at the nice-looking scenery outside of the window.
âWhy did you stop moving?â The long, slender fingers that were lightly and heavily massaging on the back of her neck were pressing on the tip of her fur, Youâre actually goofing?
Bai Xia Xiaâs white whiskers trembled urgingly, Cat grieved and lamented: âChild! Your technique isnât very good ah, you need to practice well, Iâm sacrificing myself to give you the opportunity to practice, so you should cherish it ah!â
The kittyâs fluffy chin pretentiously bobbed; setting down its cat tail, its left and right paws lightly hugged Qin Xiaoâs wrist that had some bulging blue-green veins, its right paw even softly but very slightly pat Qin Xiaoâs wrist, its meowing was long and short, as if it was acting spoiled and like it was singing too, going up and down: âYeah, right there!â
My future poop shovel officer is still the best! Heâs patient and easy to talk to, knows how to give massages to cats, and he also allows cats to touch his small handsome face.
Bai Xia Xia:Â I suddenly possess the happiness of being a wealthy woman, holding on the left and hugging on the right, with the little fresh meats[2] each having their own unique characteristics, and extremely obedient.
Iâm just, so comfortable. Bai Xia Xia mulled over, about whether she could return her Wild Monkey membership, Monkey Mother was extremely smart, it was very probable that she would only do returns without refunding.
The kittyâs forelimbs formed into a circle, forcibly seizing comrade Qinâs meat jerky that was to recover his wounds. Occasionally, its sharp claw would poke a small piece to eat and savor in its mouth, with its cheek bulging up and then flattening again.
She was being massaged comfortably, with things to eat and drink and a sun to bathe under. When she felt that it was too salty, she only had to meow âI want waterâ. Guo Chao Ming: â¦are we raising a cat or serving an arrogant idler?
âMeow, meow!â
Wealthy woman Bai Xia Xia started to become dramatic, who told her to raise two small milk dogs[3]â¦
Obedient small dog number 1 that can be domineering and cute[4] without any sense of disobedience â Little Guo.
Bai Xia Xia did not feel like moving, her paw extended a bit of its small claw, then pointed through the air at the empty one-use paper cup.
She sluggishly pushed it to Little . Very Obedient . Cute and Wild. Fresh Meat Guo.
The kitty half narrowed its heterochromatic eyes and ordered with its chin very coolly: âBeloved imperial concubine, pour some water for zhen.â
Guo Chao Ming squinted at it, sitting with his big, long legs crossed, lazy and motionless.
Cat sighed, The dog is throwing a bit of a tantrum. Iâll have to act cute and spoiled, softly express that Iâm very important, âMeow~â
Bai Xia Xiaâs small tail rolled out, The highest level of raising an old wealthy womanâ âthe fish being raised in the pond provide for me and serve me.
Her white fluffy belly was exposed flat, like a cloud that was spread out on the stool:Â Sniff, sniff, sniff, being a cat is so good.
As a human, she had to act like other peopleâs grandsons[5], now, Bai Xia Xia hit the stool like a boss, her cat eyes showing annoyance: âHey, Iâm calling you Xiao Guo Zi, youâve touched me and hugged me, itâs time to work, do you want to make zhen die from thirst?!â
Guo Chao Ming: â¦for some reason, I feel that the gaze this cat uses to watch Captain Qin and me is somewhat weird, those eyes glow with a strange light.
I accept my fate, canât you see that Qin Xiao is also there diligently working as a masseur? And he even letâs himself be touched and patted, being ravaged by a cat in a turn of events.
Guo Chao Ming finished pouring water for the cat that had its nose pushed up its face, suddenly not knowing who he should envy.
Even I havenât enjoyed Old Qinâs massage, thereâs no one with the guts, no one who gets this kind of treatment!
Guo Chao Ming:Â Sour like a lemon, Iâm a lemon! Humans canât compare to the cat species!
Jealously, hatefully, and crazily rua the kittyâs small head, he mumbled, âYou win! You really win, even I havenât climbed up to get this type of treatment!â
Bai Xia Xia was so comfortable that her eyelids were half-closed, enjoying this hard to come by relaxing time.
Qin Xiao and Guo Chao Ming played with the cat while conversing.
The cat thatâs being played with:Â Wait, whoâs playing with who?
Guo Chao Ming rambled about this and that, Bai Xia Xia was about to fall asleep from drowsiness while lying down. Xiao Guo Zi, youâre not good ah, Qin Xiaoâs face has become even colder from listening to your cold jokes.
Bai Xia Xiaâs chin nodded and nodded ah, without a notice, she suddenly pressed her paws, her heart thumping once.
Remembering the matter regarding Old Liao, she thought back and forth, and felt that she should take a look in their ward.
No one will avoid a cat when talking, so if I go by myself it wonât matter.
She had accidentally heard Song Bei mention it before, the ward with Old Liao had people that were especially placed to guard to prevent them from escaping. If Iâm careful enough, there wonât be any danger.
The kitty suddenly flipping its body and jumping out, rendered Wild. Little Fresh Meat Guoâs salty fish paw in the air, touching a void.
The catâs white paws stepped on the floor, like clouds, pacing elegantly to the door.
Having learned the lesson of using excessive force from the last time, Bai Xia Xia changed strategy.
She lightly used her back limbs to step on the floor and leap, not grabbing onto the doorknob as a whole cat again, recklessly hitting the door.
The kitty curled its big tail, dexterously and with just the right amount of force jumped to a place that was just a bit higher than the doorknob, and taking advantage of the downward momentum, it extended its right paw to press the doorknob, gracefully pushing out and down a bit.
The kitty beautifully and steadily landed on the floor, with its tail proudly raised, this landing, perfect score!
The door, opened at the sound.
When cats moved more, raising dogs would not be enough to satisfy a household even more.
Translatorâs comments:
Hopefully, the hospital arc will end soon, and theyâll move to the base in the mountain. Scenes with interactions between humans/Bai Xia Xia and animals are funnier to translate x_x.
Btw, chapter 18 is extreeeemely long too, almost the same length as chapter 17.
Translatorâs notes:
[1] Tried finding a photo of a cat in that pose but couldnât find it.
[2] Young and handsome men.
[3] Another way of referring to the young, handsome, and obedient men.
[4] The author used âå¯çå¯çâ, but what it really means is that itâs someone who can change between many styles, such as domineering and cute.
[5] As in having to treat others respectfully and with care.