Chapter 164: Chapter Two

Jaymeson

First things first, this isn't me. I mean, seriously, this is not me. I'm not that guy. You know, the one that just does whatever someone tells him to do in order to get his paycheck?

Hell to the no. I don't do that. I don't play that game, but when it comes to my career? I take it seriously, so if Peter says I need to go to Antarctica and mate with a penguin, I'd do it.

Making movies isn't just my bread and butter; it's my life, it's my passion, and anything that stands in the way of that — whether it be a gorgeous girl or even a terrible rep — well, let's just say I'd do anything to be rid of it.

Anything legal, that is. I'm not that crazy. America may be labeling me the newest English bad boy, but I'm scared of my own shadow.

Case in point, last year Demetri had me convinced my room was haunted when he hid a timed night light to turn on at two a.m. every freaking day until I finally figured it out.

With a sigh, I walked into LAX and tried to play it cool. Aviator sunglasses? Check. Jeans? Check. Passport into crazy land? Check.

Descending into Hell. Your fault.

“Sir?” a woman asked. “Over here.”

I wheeled my luggage over to the desk, pulled out my passport and gave her my confirmation number.

I waited.

It always took a few seconds for it to click with the commoners. They'd look at me, then back at my passport, then back at me, then back at the passport.

“Uh, Jamie Jaymeson?” the attendant said.

“Yes?” I answered.

“It looks like…” Click, click, click. Her nails tapped at amazing speed across the keyboard. “You're in the first class cabin. The flight into Portland will be boarding at 10:55.

“If there is anything…” Leaning forward, so her breasts seemed to kiss her keyboard, she sighed. “And I do mean anything you need, let me know. I will personally be sure to take care of it.”

Of course she would — I was a celebrity. I could ask her to clip my toenails and she'd probably save them and sell them on eBay. I tilted my head and examined her.

She was pretty.

You know, if you were into fifty-year-old cougars with lazy eyes. But I was done with making an ass out of myself.

Airport travel was always a toss-up. Either I (A) made it through security without being noticed, or (B) was chased down the corridor and had to hide in the bathroom until someone came and found me.

Maybe I was feeling lucky, but I was hoping for option A.

I stood in line for security and checked my cell.

Demetri and Alec had yet to text me back. Bastards.

Sighing, I went to text them again just as someone bumped into my arm.

“Sorry,” the soft feminine voice said.

I looked up and paused. Her eyes were a golden brown. The type of brown that looked odd against dark skin; it was almost chocolate but not dark enough to blend in with her pupils.

I shook my head and waved her off. “It's cool.”

“Well, as long as it's cool,” she murmured.

“Pardon?” I turned.

“Uh…” Her cheeks stained pink. “Nothing. Sorry, just talking to myself, nervous habit.”

Grinning, I leaned in. “You have a reason to be nervous?”

Her eyes left mine as she slowly checked me out, shoes to head, and then very simply said, “Nope.”

What the freaking hell? I glared, slightly irritated that she didn't pause or at least blush. She was shitting me, right? Did she freaking know who I was?

I jerked off my sunglasses and gave her the stare. You know, the one that literally causes a teenage scream to echo throughout the known universe, making parents want to stab me with sharp objects.

And nothing.

Not even crickets.

“Do you know who I am?” I asked… possibly with more than a little arrogance.

“You having trouble remembering your name or something?” She put her stuff on the conveyor belt and laughed. Yup, laughed at me.

“Of course not.” I snorted. “You know what, never mind.” I waved her off again just as I took off my jacket and put it in the bin.

Groaning, I stepped back out as the man with the giant torture stick examined me. It beeped when it went across the button of my jeans.

“Probably my button,” I said.

The girl who I'd just been talking to sighed and crossed her arms. Right, I knew I was holding up the line, I wasn't an idiot, but I couldn't control the stupid security guy with a power trip.

“Sir,” said the TSA dude with a nod toward my waist. “You can either strip here or strip in a private room. Either way, you need to take off the pants.”

“You're joking, right?” I laughed. “Am I being Punk'd or something? What the hell?”

“No, sir, this is not a joke. Take off the pants.”

I looked back at the man and swore.

Was this legal? I mean, I flew all the time, I'd never had to take off my pants before.

“Sir…” The man groaned. “People are waiting. Just take off your damn pants and you can be on your way.”

My agent's warnings went off like an alarm in my brain. I had to be the good guy, not the ass.

With a smile that felt so cheesy I wanted to shoot myself, I nodded and began taking off my damn pants in the middle of LAX. Ten bucks said I'd make the nightly news.

Once my jeans were at my ankles, the guy nodded. He scanned my shirt and it beeped. What the hell, it hadn't beeped before? I gave him a helpless look as he sighed and crossed his arms.

“What the hell, man?”

He was immobile. Just stared. By now people were going into different lines to avoid my striptease.

Shit.

I quickly pulled the shirt over my head.

I was officially standing in nothing but black Diesel boxer briefs in the middle of LAX. Really, what else could go wrong?

And then I heard laughter.

Male laughter.

A camera crew came flying at me, followed by Demetri and Alec.

Son of a bitch!

I should have yelled, but all I could do was laugh my ass off as I pulled up my pants and shook my head.

“You…” Alec said as he slapped me on the shoulder. “Have officially been Punk'd.”

I shook my head and looked at the camera saying, “Hi, I'm Jamie Jaymeson and I've been Punk'd.”

The crew continued filming while I punched Demetri in the arm and rolled my eyes at Alec. We quickly walked through security as tons of cameras went off.

“Hold up.” I grabbed my belongings and followed them through the airport. LA was cool like that.

For the most part, people stared and they took pictures, but they never really approached that much — especially if you were with an entourage.

“Hilarious,” I said once we were in the Delta Airlines Club Room.

“My agent called to tell you what exactly? That my life was over if I didn't stop sleeping around? Great to know he's got my back with the secrecy.”

“Hey!” Alec held up his hands. “Not to be an ass, but he said it would help further the whole innocent thing, you stripping at the airport looking all innocent while people took your picture.

“Humiliating. You're welcome.”

“Haven't you guys done enough to me?” I got up from my seat and grabbed a bottle of beer before sitting back down. “I mean, I have exactly two months to clean up my act.

“The decision's going to be made, and I want that part. Thanks to you two, my entire whorish escapades were filmed this last summer for the world to see. Apparently,” I said, shrugging.

“Who uses that word anymore?” Demetri asked. “And not that it matters, but you agreed to the reality show.

“Whatever.” I picked at the label on the bottle. “I just want to make movies.”

“Then play nice,” Alec said. “Do the little dance they want you to do, let the puppet play you, and move on. It's only two months, and Seaside is really nice this time of year.”

“If you say nice one more time I'm going to break my beer bottle on your head.” I groaned. “And it's not nice. Seaside is anything but nice.

“I seem to remember two rock stars texting me like crazy when they had to move there for the summer, and I don't get a partner in crime. Nope, it's just me.”

Alec shrugged.

Demetri grinned.

“Shit.” I rested my head against the chair and closed my eyes. “I really have to do this, don't I?”

“It would be best for your career,” Alec said seriously. “Besides, you're already at the airport.”

“And let's be honest — Seaside is the best place to find your future girl.”

At that I laughed and opened my eyes. “Still stuck on that, huh? I'm not a one-girl man. I'm just not made that way. I like things in pairs, or multiples if at all possible.

“One girl for the rest of my life? Holy shit, shoot me now.” I shook my head. “Not happening. Ever.”

“He's going to be eighty and still hitting on chicks at clubs.” Demetri elbowed Alec.

Alec grinned. “A bet.”

“Huh?” Demetri asked.

Oh no. I knew that look. Stupid Alec.

“A bet.” Alec cleared his throat. “I bet you fall for a girl within the next two months.”

“I second that bet.” Demetri winked.

“Holy crap, it's like you guys are putting a hex on me.” I shuddered and looked away. “Stop it, seriously. Not happening. Have you ever seen me in a relationship? Ever?”

They both shook their heads.

“My point exactly, I wouldn't even know what to do.”

“It's called dating.” Alec said it slowly like I was a two-year-old learning how to walk.

“Thanks, jackass.” I threw part of the beer label I'd been twisting in my fingers at his face.

“The role you want…” Demetri cleared his throat, all humor leaving. “It's that new one about first love?”

“Yeah…” I said slowly. “Why?”

“You need to experience heartbreak in order to play it.”

“Not true,” I argued. “I've never been homeless, but I can play the shit out of a homeless guy.”

Alec chuckled. “What Demetri's trying to say is that you can't play heartbreak if you've never experienced it because it's different than playing a part.

“When your heart breaks — when you lose something you want to win — it changes your world. You, my friend…” He pointed directly at me. ”…have never been thrown off.

You've experienced family drama, but you don't know what it's like to yearn for someone's touch, to want them to want you so much that you'd die just for one taste…” He shrugged.

“You don't know that feeling. You don't even know what it's like to steal the innocence straight from a girl's lips. You have to feel it to play it, that's all I'm saying.

I kept my mocking smile firmly in place, when really my heart was damn near going to pound straight out of my chest. I'd drunk innocence directly from a girl's lips.

My mind replayed images of that night with Priscilla — the night I told myself I'd just satisfy my own stupid curiosity, only to find that it did nothing but start a burning fire in my soul for more of what I knew she could offer.

I'd screwed it up by forcing her to think I didn't care. It had been the only way, because the minute her body responded to my touch, I'd realized why I didn't do relationships.

Most endings weren't the fairy tale. I knew that firsthand. And Priscilla?

She'd looked at me as if I'd freaking climbed an ivory tower and slain the dragon for her, not even realizing that I wasn't the savior, but a wolf in sheep's clothing.

“Hey, you okay?” Alec squinted in my direction while he and Demetri exchanged a glance.

“Just starving.” I shrugged, my voice croaking. “I should probably get something to eat before I catch my flight.”

“Okay.” Alec rose. “But think about what I said, alright?”

No chance in hell I'd be able to do anything but think about what he'd said, the bastard.

“I'll try.” I gave him a tight smile.