Translator: MarcTempest
Editor: Rxel
Chapter 213 Lemon Entertainment.
It was when the A&R Team members came back with iced americanos after lunch.
They stopped in their tracks at the sight of the light coming out of the conference room.
ââ¦Huh?â
Someone pointed at the light with their finger.
âIs someone in there?â
âDidnât Gyuhwan Hyung come to have a meeting with Scarlet? Thereâs no way thereâs anyone in the conference room at this time on Sundayâ¦â
As they said that, someone who was looking at the glass window of the conference room gasped.
âWoojooâ¦?â
ââ¦!â
They all backed away in horror.
They looked like herb pickers who had stumbled upon a sleeping tiger.
ââ¦Wow. That was close.â
âThey didnât see us, right?â
âThey shouldnât. Woojoo wouldnât be able to see us from this angle, but maybe Junghyun can.â
They took a moment to catch their breath.
As they exchanged glances with each other, an awkward silence ensued.
ââ¦â
They cleared their throats and regained their composure.
âWeâve been suffering so much that our bodies react first now.â
âTell me about it.â
They all smiled sadly.
Woojoo, who would flash a bright smile and say âI want to talk to you about music!â whenever he met their eyes in the hallway.
Woojoo, who would blindfold them and when they opened their eyes, they would see the ceiling of the studio.
Woojoo, who would shower them with praise and delicious snacks, and by the time they came to their senses, they would be working like slaves.
Those memories surfaced in their minds.
âAh.â
Then someone said, âCome to think of it, weâre fine now. We finished the second half of the title track for the third album a while ago.â
âAh! Thatâs right.â
âWe donât have to suffer from Woojoo anymore.â
They looked relieved, as if they had found out that the tiger they had encountered in the mountain had just eaten a full meal.
As their fear subsided, curiosity arose.
âWhat are they doing here? Theyâre always in the studio, like itâs their hideout.â
âMaybe theyâre studying something.â
âForeign language?â
At first, they thought it was foreign language.
New Black had been taking intensive foreign language lessons lately, as part of their plan to expand their reach from East Asia to the rest of the world. They even had native speakers come to the company and teach them.
So they naturally assumed it was either Chinese or Japanese.
-Letâs do it together.
Following Rihyukâs call, the others said.
-Comb-patterned pottery.
-Neolithic period.
-Banana-patterned pottery.
-Bronze Age.
The sharp-faced member clapped his hands and said again.
-Now, letâs say it together: comb-banana-banana-bronze.
-Comb-banana-banana-bronze.
-Whoâs the friend of banana-patterned pottery?
-Misong-ri style pottery.
-So, whatâs the answer to question 4? Thatâs right, 5. Correct.
As Rihyuk turned his head and said âpleaseâ to the leader, Woojoo handed out silver chocolates to those who got the answer right.
The members who were eagerly unwrapping and munching on them caught the eyes of the A&R Team members.
ââ¦â
For some reason, New Black members were studying Korean history diligently.
They would listen and learn whatever Rihyuk taught them.
Next to them, Woojoo was tapping on his laptop and smiling contentedly like a teacher.
The A&R Team members laughed at the absurd sight.
âTheyâre really something else.â
âTheyâre so weird.â
But they also looked at the scene in the conference room with affection.
âWow, but Rihyuk is a good teacher. His father is a professorâ¦? I think I heard that before.â
âThatâs right.â
Someone nodded and agreed.
Junghyun, who was perking up his ears as if he sensed a sound outside, said something to Woojoo.
Swish.
As Woojoo turned his head, everyone hid.
ââ¦You said we didnât have to hide.â
Woojoo sighed as he saw the A&R Team members who had unknowingly used stealth skills.
He heard footsteps from inside.
âOh, heâs coming out. Heâs coming out!â
âLetâs go to the office!â
Some people quickly went into the office, some went to the bathroom.
Someone stuck to the wall where the hallway turned.
They thought they shouldnât be noticed for a comfortable day, when they heard the sound of the door opening.
ââ¦No one.â
They heard Woojooâs muttering.
âDid Junghyun hear it wrong?â
And then the sound of the door closing.
The people who were hiding breathed a sigh of relief, butâ¦
Bzzz-
As the phone rang without any tact, Seo Pilgeun, who was startled, tried to turn his phone to silent.
He felt a gaze as he saw âDonât answerâ on the screen.
âOh. You were there.â
As Woojoo smiled brightly, rain poured down in Seo Pilgeunâs heart.
âI had something to ask you. Are you alone?â
âNo. Oh Daeri went to the bathroom.â
Someoneâs scream came from the bathroom.
Soon after, pushing and shoving followed, and the employees with sad faces were dragged out one by one.
Woojoo smiled.
âI wanted to get your opinion on the album. Oh, not the title track for the third album, donât worry.â
âOh, really?â
Was it about the album concept, not the song?
That wasnât something to suffer over.
âYes.â
Woojoo smiled and opened his laptop.
âThis time, itâs the B-side tracks!â
ââ¦â
âAbout 23 after narrowing it down?â
The employeesâ faces turned pale as they saw the work files filling the laptop folder.
âItâs not a joke, we might as well just handle the latter part of the work at this rate. Thereâs nothing to touch.â
âNo, I still need your help. Iâm not making this alone, you know.â
ââ¦â
Why did they look so sad?
Woojoo gave them some sweet snacks when he saw them wanting to run away, and they soon smiled happily.
He wanted to ask more, but they looked so tired, so he decided to let them go.
Woojoo couldnât help but smile bitterly at the sight of the staff who were happy with just one snack.
âBy the way.â One of the staff said, âDo you know whoâs name is on the list for the pre-contest of the third albumâs tracks?â
âWho?â
âJCM.â
âOh⦠him?â
They all answered with âyeah, he has no shameâ to Woojooâs remark.
JCM.
The person who would have been the composer of their first albumâs title track if he hadnât made Fireworks last year.
He was rejected and joined DNS, and they gave them a lot of trouble together.
âThatâs how this industry is.â The A&R staff said, âHe thinks youâre doing well, so he tries to sneak back in. The album sales are rising, too. Anyone can see that the third album will do well, too.â
âWhat should we do, Woojoo? Should we reject him right away?â
âNo, no. We canât do that. Itâs best to just leave him alone and make him desperate.â
Woojoo smiled at the A&R Team who looked at him with hopeful eyes.
âI want to hear it first. I donât want to reject him, but if itâs a really good song, we might be doing him a favor.â
âWell. We thought the same, so we listened to it. Do you want to hear it, too?â
They played the song with the guide recording. Woojoo listened to it from start to finish and said urgently, âIâll reject it.â
The A&R staff clapped and laughed.
Woojoo listened to it all because he shouldnât let emotions interfere with business, but objectively speaking, the song was not good.
He had high expectations because the Street Boysâ debut song âHungerâ was of good quality, but it was a song that made him wonder if it was just luck. It was almost like a Trojan horse sent to ruin them.
As an album producer, he couldnât accept such a song.
One of the staff stretched and got up.
âWe should go back to work, too.â
âThank you for your hard work.â
As they were leaving, someone asked Woojoo, âBy the way, whatâs your schedule? When should we set up the internal meeting?â
âI have a lot of recordings this week. I think it will be possible around Thursday. Iâll contact you separately.â
âOkay. Thenâ¦â
âBy the way, can I bring the members with me when we have the meeting? The title is co-composed by Bijoo, and Rihyuk wrote the lyrics. Junghyun also decided to put in one or two mixtapes this time.â
âWhat about Jiho?â
âWouldnât he feel left out if heâs alone?â
âI guess so.â
Laughter came from everywhere.
Usually, Woojoo only had the internal meeting with the A&R Team before the official meeting, but this time he wanted to bring his brothers with him.
The A&R staff said to Woojoo, âYouâre the producer, why are you asking for permission? Just bring them comfortably.â
âYes, thank you.â
Woojoo felt grateful for their trusting eyes and said goodbye.
At the same time, his brothers came from the other side of the hallway.
They greeted the staff with âhelloâ¦â with difficulty and walked over.
Woojoo smiled warmly at the door.
âDid you learn well?â
âIt was a useful and satisfying time.â
Rihyuk was the only one who had a bright glow on his face, while the others looked gloomy.
ââ¦Guys?â
Junghyun looked at Woojoo with a sharp eye. Then he pointed his finger and said, âSlave.â
Jiho continued.
âWhoever steals anotherâs property shall be made a slave, and to be forgiven, he must pay 500,000 coins.â
âThe Eight Laws of Gojoseon.â
Junghyun took over the speech, and this time, Bijoo said blankly, âIt is a historical source that shows that Gojoseon was a class society and that money was used.â
They stared blankly.
âYouâre good. You would have done well as a teacher. But because of your personality, the students would have quit soonâ¦â
âThey would have done well even if they didnât become idols.â
They were joking around like that.
***
While Rihyuk was teaching Korean history in the conference room, Woojoo went down to the second floor with the staff and worked.
The title track for the third album was almost finished and there was nothing to fix.
The only thing left was the B-side tracks.
âHow is it?â
âThe tone is a bit high, donât you think? It should match the title, but this one stands out too much.â
âWhat if we change it like this?â
âIt got much better.â
They gave him a thumbs up, but he wasnât satisfied.
âHmm⦠I still feel like it doesnât fit quite well. How about this?â
ââ¦Well, it was fine just now.â
âHow about this?ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
ââ¦â
âHow about this one? Or should we add some drums at the beginning?â
ââ¦â
After dozens of revisions for each song, he compressed them to about six candidates.
Of course, not all of them would be on the third album.
After deciding on the direction of the third album concept at the producing meeting with the A&R Team, Jo Gyuhwan, the production director, and Woojoo.
They would start choosing the right ones from the songs they received from other composers and his own songs.
On the other hand, most of the staff praised the songs he made.
âWow, how do you get better as the days go by? I think some of the ones we heard today could go on the next album if they donât make it this time.â
âYouâve improved. Did you study a lot?â
Woojoo smiled at the compliments.
Actually, he had been neglecting composition theory a bit because of other things, but he was motivated by seeing Bijoo studying recently.
He bought some new books and dug deep, and luckily the results were well received.
He turned his gaze to the guys who were rushing into the room with pale faces.
âWhat did you do? What did you do in class that made the kids look like wilted spinach?â
âI just used various teaching methods.â
He was making excuses as if he interpreted Woojooâs question as a reproach.
But Woojoo shook his head and put his arm around Rihyuk.
âRihyuk.â
âWhat.â
âTell me your secret.â
ââ¦â
âCan you make the kids work better with that method?â
âDonât even dream about it. Seriously.â
***
A studio in Yangcheon-gu, Seoul.
HBS âSok Sok! History Discovery Teamâ was busy preparing for the first recording.
A set with a mild wood tone and green that reminded of a mushroom village.
A table that looked like a tree trunk was set in the middle, and equipment including lighting was set up.
The budget was low, so the size of the field staff and the recording studio was small.
That was how the place that used to be the recording site for the âChildrenâs Quiz Tour!â program was surprisingly quickly renovated.
âHey, hey, whereâs the snack for the cast? Put that down.â
âIâll get it ready!â
One of the preparations was to make the cast, New Black, comfortable.
âI have to treat them well.â
The field manager, PD Sung, nodded his head.
Low budget and bad time slot.
Although they had the advantage of being regulars, New Black was not the level of celebrities to appear on this program.
History Discovery Team was less influential than the other entertainment shows they were currently appearing on and making an issue.
âWhy are they coming?â
He was grateful that they agreed to appear, but he was still curious.
He heard that one of the members was a history geek, but it was still a business. He wondered what they wanted to get out of this program.
-At first, Rihyuk Hyung was like, letâs do it, but after reading the proposal that the writers sent us, Woojoo Hyung said, letâs do this.
He asked the person in question, Woojoo, what he liked about it when he heard the story at the first meeting.
-It was a childrenâs program, but it seemed to have a lot of room for expansion. It looked like it would be fun for parents to watch together.
Really? He thought, but it was a hard-to-understand story. It was a childrenâs program. What else was there?
Anyway, the important thing was that the rising rookie idol group was appearing on their program.
âHello!â
New Black came in and everyone greeted them warmly.
âCome here. Sit here and rest.â
âDrinks! Hey, bring some drinks!â
The staff moved busily as if they were hosting a precious guest, and the parties laughed.
They chatted with the production team for a while, and then the New Black members took out the script from their bags and started reading it seriously.
Even as the stylists trimmed the ends of their hair, their eyes were nailed to the paper.
PD Sung watched them when the main writer came up to him.
âYouâve memorized the script, right?â
âLook at their atmosphere.â
âI wonder if theyâre focusing on it now because they donât have time. They said their schedule was busy tooâ¦â
It was as if he was saying that they came unprepared for their program.
That was when it happened.
When the production team handed over the props they prepared on site, the youngest one said, âHmm?â
He immediately called the staff.
âWhatâs wrong?â
âWriter. This. The order of the bipa-shaped bronze sword and the se-shaped bronze sword is reversed. Bipa is first, right?â
âOh. Wait a minute.â
He checked it right away and the staff corrected the order. It was a close call that could have resulted in incorrect information.
The member with a pale face gave the youngest a chocolate with a satisfied face.
PD Sung said with a satisfied face, âAs expected, Rihyuk knows history well⦠Wait, isnât that Rihyuk?â
âYes, that was Jiho just now.â
The voice of the idol member who said âI donât know much about historyâ¦â at the first meeting passed through his head.
The PD and the writer looked at each other.
ââ¦â
ââ¦â
âWho was the one who knew history well? Wasnât it Rihyuk?â PD Sung asked.
âI, I think so.â
In the midst of that, he heard voices talking.
âWhen we explain the founding of Gojoseon, we can say that it involved the bear tribe and the tiger tribe, right?â
âIsnât that the best way?â
âDidnât they say this was a whale on the petroglyphs of the hemisphere? I need to mark it.â
The PD and the writer blinked their eyes at the sight of them discussing the content of todayâs broadcast seriously among themselves.
âDid they prepare too hard for thisâ¦?â
They were pleasantly surprised.
***
âHello, children.â
They all smiled brightly in front of the camera that turned red.
âStarting today, we will explore the interesting events in history with New Blackâs Woojoo.â
âIâm Bijoo.â
They each introduced themselves.
Sok Sok! History Discovery Team was a program with various formats.
They were going to dress up like Hwarang and show the life of the Silla period, and sometimes they would visit museums.
There were various plans, but the most important thing was that it was an entertainment program for children.
-These days, children donât like childish things.
The first plan was to chase the villain who shook the timeline and restore the events in history to their original state, but Woojoo heard that it was changed to the current form after several meetings.
Woojoo remembered that the PD said that he wanted this program to be a fun history entertainment for children.
That was why he told them to follow the script but proceed freely with the broadcast content.
âToday, letâs learn about the prehistoric era, before history. Letâs look at these picturesâ¦â
It was when Woojoo was saying the lines.
Junghyun, who was holding a collection of panels depicting prehistoric life, scratched his ticklish nose and dropped them all.
Clatter.
Woojoo saw the siblings picking up the panels with a blank expression.
ââ¦â
Was this okay?
He decided to just go with it instead of reshooting.
He smiled brightly and said to the camera, âNow, shall we all make this scattered history into one?â