Chapter 49- honeymoon.

My heart is so full of you I can hardly call it my own.

Cancun, a lovely place.

See I told Damian we should go somewhere close but he wanted to go 'freaking far from the shiz'

Away from our friends.

Anyways Cancun is a beautiful place and we've been on our honeymoon for 3 weeks now. We both don't want to go back but it's a bit too late now. Firstly I miss my son and secondly I miss my dogs.

I told Damian we should just bring Blake and as much as he wanted to, my aunt and uncle called it nonsense and told us to have one last getaway alone.

We're currently on the plane and there was a mixup so instead of sitting next to each-other, I'm in between these strangers and Damian is in the row next to me between strangers.

I learned the guys next to me name is jared and the old woman on the other side of me is Linda. They're such lovely people.

"So how was your time in Cancun dear" Linda makes small talk smiling sweetly.

"It was great I was just chilling you know partying it up" I tell her smoothly.

I glance over to Damian and his jaw is tense as he glares at the seat in front of him. There's a girl who looks pretty young maybe 16 sitting next to him and from what I can tell she's talking his ear off.

"So you're married" Jared cocks an eyebrows looking at my wedding ring.  I smile and shake my head cackling evilly Inside. "No I just stole this wedding ring from some chump in the street" I tell them.

Linda's eyes widen and Jared just laughs somehow not believing me.

I look back at Damian and he's looking straight at me. I watch as his nose twitches and he slumps back into his seat.

I sigh.

"Jared, Linda I'm actually on a honeymoon with my husband and he's quite upset about where he's sitting" I put a hand to my heart.

"So I was just wondering if he can trade someone seats?" I ask them.

Jared shrugs and stands nodding. "Sure just point him out" he grabs his backpack and i point to Damian who's hard to miss with the grump look on his face.

Only one who looks this angry at 4 in the afternoon.

I see them talk and Damian waste no time in getting his big booty over to the seat next to me.

"Fucking finally" he mumbles laying his head on my shoulder. He crosses his arm and shifts around until he's contempt.

"You know dude I was having a jolly good time with my pals Jared and Linda" I tell Damian. He doesn't respond so I twist my neck towards him. I see his eyes close and by the quiet snores I can tell he's asleep.

I hum and just lay my head on his head.

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When I woke up i was being told to buckle my seatbelt. My eyes went wide and I was internally freaking out because I thought we were going to crash. Damian saw this somehow and assured me we were just going to land of course using his own vocabulary.

We get off quickly and walk over to the luggage not before making a stop to the airport vending machine. Damian hands me his bag of chips and walks over to retrieve our suitcases.

They're easy to spot his is baby blue with the letter d and mine is purple with the letter r. Our two favorite colors!

I obviously picked them out, when I showed Damian he had no fricking emotion. He wasn't excited or anything he just simply ignored me and my rambling about the cute suitcases.

Anywho he comes back and I walk alongside him to where the Uber should be waiting while he pulls our luggage. I eat his chips and when he opens his mouth I plop one in it.

The drive is calm but pretty slow. Or maybe I'm just being impatient about finally seeing Blake. I really miss his warm baby cuddles.

I leave Damian to get the bags while I run inside our house. My aunt is waiting for us, she decided instead of us picking up Blake that she'll just come over.

I greet buddy and benji, staying in the floor for a good 10 minutes until Damian comes in and beats me up the stairs.

Using my flash skills I run past him and into the nursery. I see my aunt rocking Blake to sleep and my heart melts seeing his arms reach out to me.

I happily grab him and rock him back and forth since he does look a bit tired.

"Thank you for taking care of him" I smile to my aunt.

"You're welcome, I'll do it whenever you need he's just the best baby" she gushes kissing his forehead.

Damian comes in with the dogs and stands in front of me staring at me with his eyes full of adoration.

"Well I gotta go I'm supposed to go grocery shopping I'll see you both later" she tells us then walks out the room.

The fella hugs me from behind and lays his chin on my shoulder. It's quite a nice moment we both watch Blake as he slowly closes his eyes relaxing in my arms.

I put him in the crib then walk out the door with Damian following. He closed the door softly being careful not to wake Blake.

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It's been a while since Blake fell asleep and we've been lazy b words. I just got done baking cookies then I decided to watch Netflix in my bed.

Damian follows me into our room and I glare at him as I untie my shoes then lay down.

"What was that look for" he mumbles taking off his shirt and plopping on the bed next to me.

"I have no clue maybe because you cut me off caffeine" I grumble crossing my arms.

During our honeymoon I was drinking quite a bit of coffee and for some reason not being able to sleep. One day it was around 4 in the morning and I was in the kitchen laughing making eggs. The show I was watching was funny.

Anywho Damian came in with his grumpy self and glared at me. I eventually did fall asleep but when I woke up all my coffee was gone. I almost uppercutted his butt.

Still debating on it.

Somehow I am sleeping on a better schedule but I do miss my coffee. I'll get it back one day.

"You cant sleep when you drink it" he gives me a look that says 'I'm right shut up'

"I can too sleep when I drink caffeine" I argue back lifting my eyebrows and taking a long sip of my water.

"Well you're not getting coffee back so that's the ends of that" he grumbles taking a sip of his Gatorade.

My nose scrunches and I wiggle my eyebrows evilly cackling inside.

"Well I'm gonna go run errands" I innocently smile grabbing my bag. Damians eyebrows furrow and he grows curious.

"What errands?" He hums crossing his hands.

Find a new husband.

"Buy chicken and whatnot" i smoothly lie pretending to be thinking.

I cry is heard from the room next to us and we both quickly get up.

Once Damian has Blake in his arms his cry turns into coos and it is the cutest thing ever. He's already 5 months so he likes to be awake and play with things.

"Let's go" damian mumbles grabbing Blake's teddy bear that gen and Ethan got him.

Slow down there toots.

My eyebrows furrow and follow behind him. "Go where?" I question tapping on his back.

Damian turns around and Blake is messing with a necklace I got Damian a while back.

"The store for your chicken and whatnot" he mimics me making a face.

I punch his shoulder and call him names. In my head of course.

I grab the baby bag and pack pampers, bottles, water and formula along with an extra set of clothes and an extra pacifier.

Once I'm sure I grabbed everything I run downstairs with the backpack and head towards the door not before smacking damians big ol butt.

He grumbles something under his breath then grabs the car seat. He sets Blake in it and carries it out to the truck. Once that's buckled i get in.

Damian closed the door and jogs to the drivers side hopping in himself. Blake plays around with a toy attached to his car seat.

We get to target and Damian grabs the car seat then sets it in the cart with the backpack.

I travel through a few aisles grabbing a few necessities and eye down the coffee.

I'm coming for you baby..

Putting on my innocent face I lean up and smooch the fellas lips and whispering an 'I love you'

He whispers is back and doesn't notice we've walked to the holy place where I'll get on my knees.

Coffee.

I grab the coffee and creamer then skillfully put it in the cart. "Push the cart bud" I tell him walking ahead and looking at the baby clothes.

"Don't fucking call me bud and no Rosaline he already has too much clothes" he becomes negative Nancy and I roll my eyes. He pinches my waist and I groan slapping his arm.

Fricking b word.

I remember I need makeup wipes and head over there with the grump being a negative Nancy behind me.

We get to the skincare aisle and I take my time looking through the different ones while Damian waits close by on his phone taking pictures of Blake.

I notice a girl walk up to him and almost cackle. Like the black widow spy I am, I walk out of there and go to the aisle next to the one we were at to listen in.

"You know, I find single dads to be hot" she smiles looking down at Blake. Damian snatches the car seat cover down and glares at her then looks around probably trying to find me.

My phone buzzes and I see a text from the weirdo himself. 'Where the fuck are you there's a dog fight'

I gasp loudly and walk out there with 3 different removers. "Where the heck is it" I get riled up to put a stop to this dog fight.

I look around and then realize he lied, there was no fighting of dogs.

"Oh you think you're so funny huh you think you got me good" I crack my knuckles for extra measure.

"Well" i sigh simmering down. "You did you get me good" I nod smiling to him.

A throat is cleared and I look to the girl. "And you are?" She mumbles looking me up and down.

"Oh just an employee, he's my brother" i whisper pointing to Damian.

I stand next to him and glance up at Damian. He gives me a weird look then leans down giving me a good ol smooch.

The girl in front of us makes a disgusted face and I gasp. "Oh my gosh dude please control yourself" I shake my head.

"Fine I lied this is my dads weed supplier. He's also my dog groomers husband" I explain wiggling my eyebrows.

She gives me a weird look then walks away not saying a single word.

"You're crazy" he mumbles a small smile on his face. I slap his booty and walk to the checkout.

"You love me" I bite my lip smiling like a lunatic. I'm crazy for love.

Gosh I should've said that.

We pay up and head to the truck. Damian buckles Blake in while I start loading them up. When he comes back I let him finish up and I sit next to Blake.

"You are just the cutest baby ever" I do the baby voice and just awe at him.

Damian gets buckled in soon and we drive home jamming to the radio because the fella wouldn't let me have aux.

He's missing out.

Damian takes Blake and heads inside with a few bags. I take a look at the trunk and see there's 6 bags left. Preparing myself I grab them all and struggle but get them inside the door.

My plan however, fails due to me tripping over something and I fall on my butt. The bags fall on top of me and I groan lying straight on the floor.

I hear Damian snickering then he decides to be an angel and grab the bags off me. I lay there staring at the ceiling while he puts the groceries up.

"Get up" he nudges me with his foot that may I mention is humongous.

"No" I grumble crossing my arms. In a split second I'm tossed onto his shoulder and we walk up the stairs. "Where's Blake" I lift my head up looking around then let it fall back down.

I smile evilly and grip on to Damians boxers. "wedgie" I yell trying to give him an atomic wedgie but it does nothing and I'm thrown on the bed.

I spot Blake there in the middle crawling around and falling. My heart melts at his giggles and I don't even want to get up.

I put on one of Damians shirts with just my undies on and slide into bed. We watch the show friends and when Blake's soft snores are heard I carry him to his crib.

When I get back in the bed I snuggle up with my weirdo and he kisses my neck. I smile at him wondering how I got so lucky.