Chapter 25- early bird.

"In the end we all become stories"

"Turn that shit off" Damian grumbles sticking his face in my neck. I chuckle and turn off my alarm. 5:30 am.

I'm an Early bird heck yea I am.

We got back from Oklahoma a day ago and I decided to be proactive before school next week, so here I am getting ready to get up.

Removing his arm off I sigh and rub the sleepiness from my eyes while sitting on the side of the bed. "It's too damn early come back"

I shake my head "No im going on a run" I Tell the idiot then get up. After changing and doing my morning activities like brushing my teeth I go downstairs.

It's never too late to start hot girl summer, it's bout to be hot girl year heck yea dude.

After drinking a smoothie i made I put my shoes on, grab my AirPods and buddy then head out.

He's so excited to be going on a run we haven't done this in forever.

"Cmon buddy remember if anyone stares bark at them okay?" I look at buddy for confirmation and he gives me a bark. That's a yes I'm guessing.

We begin our run/jog and there's not too many people.

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When I'm done I look at the time 6:26 well I don't want to toot my own horn but I am quite fast. I'm the flash- no, I'm a cheetah. Wait which ones faster? I'll kidnap both and find out myself then I'll beat them in a race.

Moving on I dropped buddy off and I'm currently headed to a gym to workout. This is going to be great. I have plenty of energy now.

After doing the process to get a membership I go in and look at all the weights and stuff. What the heck are they for? How do I use them?

This is about to be embarrassing when I use the wrong thing the wrong way. I start walking down a path and feel a tap on my shoulder.

"Hi my names Rudy I'm a trainer here and if you need an assistants or help please let me know"

Perfect he can help. If he refuses I'll become a Karen and report him to Josh.

"thank you Um do you mind helping me now?" I pick at my nails from how nervous I am.

"Of course is there a certain thing you want to work at" I think for a moment then grin. "Yea I want to get abs and a big butt" I say fighting the urge to burst out laughing.

He smiles and nods "follow me we can focus on the glutes for today and maybe abs another day?" He suggest and I nod.

"So what's the most you've lifted" 50. "I'm not sure it's been a while, I really don't remember" don't want to embarrass myself now.

"Let's try 100" dear lord I'm going to die.

"Here hold it like this and just squat down" I do exactly what he says and surprisingly don't fail. Ha I knew I was stronger than hulk.

"That's good just try fixing your form here let me help" I thank him again and for the next hour he helps me do quite a bit of workouts.

He stares at me throughout the whole workout. he's jelly he doesn't have arm strength as good as me.

I bet my butts bigger already. After we're done we talk and he shows me a video of his baby. I want one they're so cute.

I say my goodbye and head to my car full of sweat. I hate being an early bird I'm tired.

My phone rings.

"Hello" I answer. It's my love.

"Where are you come to bed"

I check the time. 7:45

"I was at the gym now I'm going to Starbucks I'll be home in a few"

"hurry the fuck up bye"

So sweet. "Goodbye I love you"

"I Love you too" he mumbles out.

I hang up then pull into the drive thru and get my amazing caramel macchiato.

Jamming out to another one of my great picks of music I head to Damians.

We practically live together my aunt and uncle don't mind because 'if I'm happy they're happy' they once said I'm the daughter they never had and well they're the parents I had but we're never there.

My grandma was there. She was bassicaly my mother. I hope that I see the world as you did Ed sheeran is a great singer. I want to be exactly like him.

Maybe I should kidnap him..... nah too much work.

I pull in easily like the great driver I am. Dom torreto Can't even beat my skills.

I grab my coffee and keys then walk in. It's still early in the morning and I've done plenty of activity this fine morning so I shower quickly.

Once im out I check the time 9:06 im going to take a short nap. After drying my hair as best I can with the towel I climb on the bed and get comfy.

Obviously that means laying half my body on Damians but he doesn't seem to mind. If he did I would slap his ass. He's so sweet.

My eyes soon start closing and right as I'm falling asleep Damian kisses my head then tucks it under his chin.

I'm going to jump his bones right here right now. Oh and I also have to show him my butt it's already big. I'm positive it is.

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I wake up a while later and check the time once again. 1:47 pm short nap my butt.

"Damian" I call out and don't hear anything so after a big decision I get up with my blanket of course and walk down stairs.

I tiptoe into the kitchen and spot him. My time to strike. He's on a phone call. I run up behind him and jump on his back chuckling to myself. "Boo"

He ignores me and I just cling on his back messing with his hair. After a few minutes he hangs up and turns his head giving me a smooch on the lips. I smile.

He has some nice juicy lips. And a nice juicy bottom. And a nice d- "get off"

I shake my head. "No".

He sighs and walks to the couch me still on him and stands in front of the couch. I give his cheek a kiss and he falls back completely squishing me.

"Excuse me that was unnecessary" I look at my legs. I almost became flat Stanley. That would be fun I could fit through anything.

"I gotta go to work" he tells me and I nod. "Okay then bye" his eyebrows furrow. He's gonna grow wrinkles. "Give me a kiss" I shake my head again.

"Give me a kiss" he says again. I think about it then stand on the couch and peck his lips. He smiles then leaves.

Well now I'm home alone. I mean I could go to my house but ehh too much work. I can't take a nap I mean I just woke up I'm not tired.

I decide to watch a show. The originals I love it. I prepare some snacks and put on damians black hoodie along with my leggings. Perfect fit.

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Finishing the last episode of the season I yawn. I'm bored and what does one do when they're bored? Bother their boyfriend at work.

I send him a text asking if he's almost done or if I can visit him only a few seconds past when he answers. 'Hurry up'

I'm guessing that's a yes. I don't even change I just slip on some converse, pull on hood thing on the hoodie and head over there not before stopping at Starbucks.

Humming to runnaway I enter the building and go straight to his office.

"Hello my love I'm here" I say right as I'm entering. "Rosaline, I didn't know you were coming we've missed your presence" I look to the familiar voice.

"Jake! I needed some companionship so I came here what are you up to?" I question then take a seat next to Damian. He bought me a chair for his office here too. I made him...he's my b word.

Muahahahahha

"Good I'm glad you came but your boyfriends not great company I'm bored" I laugh and Damian throws a pen at him.

"I'm bored too let's go rob a bank and have an adventure" I tell Jake smiling widely thinking about running from the policemen. I would obviously out run them.

I look up to Damian narrowing my eyes. "If I hid in your home would you turn me in" this question will make or break our relationship of course he would help me I mean he lo- "yes"

I gasp. Well then he wouldn't get my share of the steal. "It's okay jake I'll seduce him" I tell Jake assuring him. No one can resist my amazing bod.

Speaking of bod I forgot to tell Damian of my workout and my big butt. I quickly stand. "Dude look I worked out this morning and I'm positive I see a difference already!"

"Let me see" before I can turn Jake speaks up. "I'm just gonna go uh I'll do some digging on e" who the heck is e? It's me. That's my undercover name.

"Look i did some squats and more things, but I'm not even sore that's how strong I am" I tell him flexing my arms.

"Oh yea I bet your stronger than me" I nod eagerly and bite my lip. Ha loser he's accepting I can beat him in anything. Which I can.

"Yes now onto important matter" he nods for me to go on. "I'm bored and missed you and I'm tired" I tell him. He opens his arms and I go and sit on his lap looping my arms around his neck.

I'm comfy.

I lean my head on his head and something catches my eyeball. A gun. I gasp. "Oh my goodness is that a ak 47" it's not but that's the only name I know.

"No its a pistol" I excitedly get up and head to the weapon and touch it. "Can I have it?"

I want to add it to my gun collection. I don't have one yet but I can always start one. I want to decorate each of them.

"Why?" I look at Damian like he's dumb. "To start a collection" his eyebrows furrow and I use my thump to uncrease in between his eyes. There, no wrinkles.

"You have a collection?"

I sigh. "No but I can start one"

"No"

"Why not?" I'm gonna have to steal it.

"Because"

"Because why?"

"You don't need one" I sigh giving up on the matter. I'll just wait until I'm 21. Then I'll buy all the guns in the world. After I rob the bank of course.

"Can I decorate it? I'll make it cool like me" He looks at me like I'm crazy. "Hell no" I open my mouth in shocked. "You know you're not a nice person"

He rolls his eyes. I roll mine back. Then he goes to his desk and ignores me reading some files. I do the exact same mimicking his every move. He sees this and glares.

"Leave me alone" I chuckle. "Okay bye" immediately he yanks me on his lap and pinches my waist. "This is abuse I'm reporting you to the policeman by the name of Josh"

"you do that" he won't be saying that when he's behind bars. Now I won't leave him there, I'll miss his warm bod too much at night who else would I cuddle with?

"See the light where the sky meets the sea it blinds me and no one-" I'm interrupted by Damian. "Stop"

A grin takes over my face. "Stop singing amazing? Can't do that dude" he ignores me and I refrain from busting out some frozen songs too.

Disney songs are the best.

"I need to go buy a few things for college next week can you believe I actually got in? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you"

"You know maybe-" I suck in a breath. There's a monster. "What?"

I point to the creature. "I don't see anything Rosaline"

"There's a spider" I whisper shout in case it hears me and runs away.

"Where?" I point again.

"Oh I see it" he gets up and I climb on the chair hiding behind him in case it's one of the jumpy ones. I'll burn myself alive.

"There look" he shows me the bottom of the shoe and there's the fella dead. I almost feel bad.

"Okay good thank you god bless you" I tell him internally sighing. What if it had babies?

We sit in peaceful quiet while the idiot works.

"The snow glows white on the mountain tonight not a foot print to be-"

"Shut up" this b word just interrupted me.

"You hush" I say waving him away.

He sighs then writes something down and finally gets up dragging me with him. Is he going to murder me? I hope it's not in a boring way. Maybe off an airplane?!

"Where we going dude" I ask happily swinging our hands. We're going to do some couple goal things.

"Home" is all he says.

"Okay I'll see you there goodbye love" I tell him innocently but I think we both know I'm not heading home. He gives me a kiss on the lips then pushes me to my car. I get in and drive to Starbucks.

I buy my coffee then head to my home. I think I'm gonna spend time with my family.

I hear my phone ring and I grab it, answer it then put it on speaker on my lap.

"Hello freak"

"Where are you" of course he wants to know. He's my stalker. I have my personal joe.

"I'm pulling into my house"

"I'm coming, I love you"

"Okay then, love you too"

"Who?" He grumbles into the phone. Geez Louis.

"I love you" I mumble out. Damian hates when I don't say I. I'm not sure it makes a difference but apparently to the freak it does.

"I'll see you in 5 minutes bye" he mumbles out then hangs up and I grin. We can do a couples day!

Hurrying to get off I walk in and spot my uncle and aunt on the couch along with buddy. I go and sit right between them making myself comfy.

"Rosaline it's like you moved away already we barely see you" my uncle starts.

"I know I've just been spending alot of time with Damian were best of friends" I say leaning back.

My uncle gets a call and stands answering it. "Que paso" is all I hear before he walks in the kitchen.

I look at my aunt then lay my head on her lap. "I like it here" I tell her while she plays with my hair.

I hear the door knock and ignore. When I was little and couldn't sleep or was scared my grandma did this.

I almost bust into song but im too tired.My uncle goes to get the door and I fall asleep.