There was a tall tree that must have been hundreds of years old, with two pairs of old swings hanging from its thick, sturdy branches. It was an unexpected sight to behold, but thankfully there were no crowds.
A place to sit.
Hesitantly, Natalie cautiously stepped into the peaceful garden. Only after checking several times that no one was around did she sit down on the swing and breathed properly.
âHaâ¦.â
It was still early spring, so the night air filling her lungs was cold. She could hear the sound of an orchestra playing and people talking in the distance with the cool breeze. Her panicked heart gradually calmed down.
âAfter hiding here for a little while, letâs sneak back to the reception and tell my mother that I will be going home right away.â
She thought sheâd just take a moment to gather her thoughts, but the harsh world would not allow her a momentâs respite.
Crunch. Crackle.
From somewhere, she could hear the crunch of grass and the sound of horses.
It seemed like nothing was going right for her lately. Natalie felt like crying.
She quickly got off the swing, crouched low, and hastily ducked behind a large tree. Against her wishes, the sound grew closer and closer.
âIâm going to die.â
Natalie closed her eyes tightly.
***
âSo which lady are you going to dance with?â
Charlotte asked, following closely behind Ian as he led the way.
âWhichever girl Marcus picks. Probably one of the pink ones.â
Ian deliberately chose an answer that would annoy his annoying twin sister.
âIan!â
âOh, no. You look upset. You want to pick?â
His mischievous voice was full of laughter. He couldnât help but laugh at how worried his sister was. Charlotte finally stopped, her brow furrowed.
Ian swaggered over and sat down on the swing. With a smirk, he motioned for her to stop and come over.
Todayâs host of the ball, Charlotte, was particularly beautiful even to her own bloodline, but her face was murderous. However, it was pointless to get angry with someone who had the same face as herself. Ian didnât even blink an eye.
It was Charlotte who was disappointed. Reluctantly, she approached the swing and sat down.
âOkay. Itâs better that way. No more of this nonsense about finding a bride.â
âAnd how is my sister going to be king, assassinating me?â
âIan, itâs not a time for joking. Why do you seem to be playing more and more?â
Pah-ha-ha, Ian burst out laughing at what was funny. Charlotte made a face of astonishment.
âYou really donât think this is a big deal? Marriage is a joke?â
âI donât know what the problem has been since last time.â
âAre you saying that marrying a troubled young lady and divorcing her a year later is the same as marrying a princess who can do no wrong and having an uneventful marriage?â
Charlotte lowered her voice in case anyone heard her, but she had no idea that there was a person right next to them, behind the tree.
âWhat is going on now? What does that mean?â
Natalieâs face grew pale as she hid behind the tree.
If they were Charlotte and Ian, they must be the famous twin siblings of the Grand Batten royal family. It was not hard to think so as just a coincidence of having the same names. This was the Malik House, and there was a ball hosted by the princess going on at the moment.
Of all places, it had to be here in the princessâs garden. It may be understandable for a prince to get married, but divorce is another matter.
Perhaps she had chosen the wrong place to hide.
âI donât think I should hear any more.â
At the same time, it was so intriguing that her naive heart raced. It was unusual to see what the princess and the prince were up to after being away from the country.
Hiding behind a tree, Natalie swallowed hard as the prince and princess continued their discussion.
âI donât know what a good marriage is.â
âYou find a woman you can respect and depend on. There are few good princes, but there are many good princesses, and maybe youâll come to truly love your wife.â
âSincere love. Have you ever seen that in an arranged marriage?â
ââ¦â¦.â
âI havenât. Iâve seen many cases where they become enemies instead. Our parents are a good example. Just like how you think of arranged marriages as terrible, I also feel the same way.â
He wasnât wrong. Her stigma against arranged marriages all started with their parents. The fear of an unhappy marriage was one of the many reasons Charlotte was putting off getting married.
âArranged or contracted, itâs all the same to me. Whether itâs to a beautiful foreign princess or a troubled lady from Grand Batten.â
âItâs different, Ian. Donât make light of it.â
âOh, they are different. The former is a lifelong commitment, the latter is guaranteed freedom in at least a year.â
ââ¦Donât get me started on that damned divorce plan. Youâll never be able to regain your honour if youâre labelled a divorcee.â
Ian smiled brightly at his sisterâs outburst.
âYes, the moment Iâm labelled divorced, Iâll never ascend to the throne, Charlotte. My dream is to be a divorced man.â
âYouâre soâ¦. I canât believe how calm you are about this whole thing.â
The parties involved seemed very at ease. But from the perspective of someone watching from the sidelines, this audacious and daring plan was quite uncomfortable.
And Natalie, who had unintentionally listened to the princeâs dreams, felt uncomfortable and almost crazy. Intrigued, she was momentarily overwhelmed by the barrage of state secrets.
ââ¦Misâ¦Li!â
Just then, a loud and chaotic shout was heard in the distance. However, it was not at all welcome or appreciated.
Maybe that crazy pervert hasnât left yet. Natalie swallowed a gasp and covered her mouth.
At the same moment, Ian and Charlotte also reacted to the sound.
ââ¦Whatâs that noise?â
Charlotte muttered as a figure entered the princessâs garden at a brisk pace.
âYour Highness, Your Highness the Princess.â
It was Marcus Peebles, Ianâs aide. Charlotte slowly got up from the swing and walked over to him.
âMarcus, what is the commotion?â
âLord Humperwood is making a fuss.â
Ianâs eyes narrowed at the name Humperwood. Charlotte asked in an irritated voice.
âYou mean the old count? What happened?â
âHeâs looking for someone in the garden.â
âThis is my private garden, what is he looking for?â
âHeâs drunk, so he canât give a proper explanation. However, one of the guards said he saw a lady and is searching the garden. If itâs just a lady whoâs lost her way, thatâs one thing, but if itâs an intruder, Your Highnesses will have to move on.â
Natalieâs eyes widened. If she was caught by the guards at this rate, it would attract a great deal of attention, and worst of all.
She could be killed like a mouse or a bird for overhearing a secret plan.
Sheâd fallen into another shit while trying to avoid the shit. She scanned her surroundings urgently. Five paces ahead was the flowerbed sheâd crossed to escape the pervert.
âIf the guards start searching this place, Iâm screwed. If I go back the way I came, over the flowerbed, Iâll be undetected.â
She didnât know which was the right choice. But she knew she couldnât afford to be found out.
Natalie lowered herself, careful not to make a sound, and began to creep towards the flowerbeds. If she could, sheâd sprint across it. She didnât know how long sheâd last.
âHmmm. Marcus, youâre the first one toâ¦.â
Charlotte, who was as sick of gossip as Queen Violet, reacted sharply.
As she barked orders at Marcus, Ian was still sitting on the swing. His eyes lazily surveying the garden landscape, seemingly unconcerned by the fuss. He would soon be entering the noisy ballroom, so he thought he would enjoy this moment for a while longer.
As a refreshing breeze blew, he couldnât help but close his eyes in pleasure. With his vision blocked, his other senses seemed to become even more sensitive.
He could now detect a sweet fruity scent that he hadnât noticed before, carried on the wind.
Ian finally opened his closed eyes.
âItâs too much to pretend I donât knowâ¦â
Ian tried to enjoy the quiet contemplation, but it didnât seem to be working. He turned his head and stared, sizing up the circumference of the thick tree. Or more precisely, what lurked beyond it.
Slowly leaning back with anticipation, what was hidden behind the tree gradually revealed itself.
Ian blinked once at the unexpected sight.
ââ¦â¦.â
The scarlet hip, advancing with a high crawl, continued to advance without noticing his gaze.
ââ¦â¦.â
His eyes grew big after a long time. The scarlet lump revealed by the bright light leaking from the mansion was definitely unmistakably buttocks.
It was also someone heâd seen before.
ââ¦Pfft.â
Laughter burst out without resistance.
At the same time, the bright red buttocks hesitated to move for a moment. Marcus and Charlotte, who had been speaking seriously, turned to look at him.
âWhy are you laughing?â
Charlotte asked, her brow furrowed. The sight of Ian, who was hanging from the rope while laughing hysterically, looked quite strange.
âIan?â
Ian clamped a hand over his mouth to stifle his laughter as he jerked his head towards Charlotte like it was nothing.
Pa-pa-pa.
The sound of something running through the grass echoed through the garden, like a deer running away from a hunter.
âPfft.â
Once again, unstoppable laughter erupted from between his hands.
âPrince!â
Ian held up a palm to stop him as Marcus lunged after him, realising that something had escaped from behind the tree.
Marcus looked at the prince in confusion.
âThey must have overheard our conversation.â
âDid you see the look on his face?â
Charlotte asked with a serious face at the words Ian spat out, struggling to hold back the laughter that threatened to burst out again, and he settled for a nod.
âIâll send for the guards immediately, Your Highness.â
âItâs okay, I know that person.â
âWhat do you mean, someone you know?â
âI didnât know it would turn out like this. Iâll go and talk to them.â
Ian finally cracked a smile and said in his usually casual tone
âWhat are you trying to say?â
âYour Highness?â
âI mean the guards should step back. Donât arrest anyone.â
Charlotte and Marcus exchanged glances, wondering if Ian had really lost his mind with this unconventional move.