They are experiencing a heat wave.)
Arigaoa: Aaaaaah!! So hooot!! *sweating next to a fan* ooooooo...
Iken: For a spring, the weather is high...
Mine: Yeah, even inside our hideout it's like that.
Zip: I want an ice cream or something else as cold, zippu.
Szoz: ...What were you saying, pszoz?
Zip: Nothing. Now stop asking questions and let me, the great Zip, eat, ZIPPU!
Szoz: I'm just curious, why are you always like that, pszoz? *topsy*
Shikuna: She was always like that... And we're meant to stay smart... We can't stop her... She'll still be offensive...
Szoz: A real hater of unintelligence, pszoz? *sighs*
Shikuna: Let her be.
Shikuna's thoughts: Being actually confused. ð¤
Zip: *starts to hit Szoz, doing an uppercut* Imbecile! I'm not offensive!
Szoz: S t o p, pszoz!
Shikuna: Relax!
Zip: *scowls and breaks the camera*
Szoz: ...
Zip: Huh, why aren't you talking now, zippu? Are you okay?
Them: That's not it.
Suddenly, Inuyama came back.)
Inuyama: Hewlo!
Iken: Her older attitude is back again... Mind if I inform you all? I saw something strange...
Arigaoa: Welcome back Inuyama, but what strange things are you talking about?
Inuyama: ...
Zip: ...
Arigaoa: *sighs* Men. *talking about Zameel and Intelligence Quotient Maritime Waterus doing ABSOLUTELY nothing but staring at each other*
Iken: I am not going to explain, I just want a quiet place to sleep. That is it.
Zameel: Well, you got it, genius. *talking to Zameel, so himself*
Arigaoa: So, you were here for the entire time?
Inuyama: Woah! I see people impersonating us! ^^ *she shouldn't be happy* Puh!
Arigaoa: Huh?!
Zip: You don't know anything do you... zippu?
Arigaoa: About what?
Zip: About ANYTHING, ZIPPU!
Inuyama: So... There are four girls that, hmm, oh em gee!! ARE TRYING TO BE LIKE PRETTY CURES BUT REALLY FAILING! At an abandoned place! With hundreds of other people! *shows a webcam video from her phone of the three girls trying to do a transformation*
Arigaoa: They're trying to copy us?! You must be kidding me! Who are these hundreds people and how do they acknowledge that?!
Iken: I'm not kidding you and already told you about them. Well, it doesn't matter if they are very smart. They should be beaten for this. Pardon me for sounding so strict but I have no choice.
We then see the three girls on the webcam, they're in a line waiting for what appears to be some sort of apparatus with a QR code. What is it?)
Zip: *has an idea, she rubs her eyes one by one because if she would do all at once she would drop off her glasses* Well, they are surrounded by... murderous creeps! So... if they know your identities...
Inuyama: *points at the webcam* That's a... I can't even find the words... I'm trying to recall it...
Arigaoa: These people are going to hurt themselves. Let's get them.
Zip: I have a plan, zippu, let me explain.
Mine: ...
Shikuna: ...
Zip: Will you all just listen to me, zippu?!
Arigaoa: ...
Iken: ...
Inuyama: ...
Szoz: ...
Zameel: ...
IQMW: ...
Arigaoa: ...
Iken: ...
Shikuna: ...
Inuyama: ...
Mine: ...
Szoz: ...
Zameel: ...
IQMW: ...
Arigaoa: ...
Iken: ...
Shikuna: ...
Inuyama: ...
Mine: ...
/Apparently no/
Zip: STOP BEING SILENT!
The smart people being stupid.)
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Lindje: *busy, listening about fake cures*
Kikuosno: *busy*
Tûp: (Translation: Don't touch! Aaaaah! Not my navel!)
Piriki: (Translation: Why? I'm doing it because Mother asked for it... I'm checking if your navel is appropriate enough if it would be noticeable...)
Tûp: (Translation: It doesn't matter! It won't ever be noticeable!)
Piriki: *doesn't care*
She straightened up her top to begin the checking and there was a lot of germs, flies, eggs and maggots inside her navel.)
Piriki: (Translation: Ugh! THAT'S SO DISGUSTING AND AWKWARD!)
Tûp: (Translation: Really?!)
Piriki: (Translation: I'm not joking at all!)
Tûp: *worried*
Some flies and maggots went on Piriki.)
Piriki: *screams*
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Inuyama: *tries to identify the fake cures and fails* Oh...
Arigaoa: *succeeds* Two of them have a blonde wig and the other a green wig just to make it seems like they are Pretty Cures because of the special hair colors... But a green one? Biggest failure since this is rare for a Pretty Cure.
Zameel: Sigh... You were right, Iken... From what I can remember, they should've been the first to get beaten.
Iken: What? I didn't say that.
Szoz: Me neither, I don't get it, pszoz.
Iken: Sorry, but any attempt to save those three is a wrongdoing.
Zameel: Hmm... well if those three Cures were the last, then I'm surprised they are still alive. Iken, you were the one overseeing that building right? *smiles*
Iken: Yes, what of it?
Zameel: I decided to have the Cures' presences investigated. I have a better plan...
Mine: Explain it.
Zameel: Eliminating the four main Pretty Cures. They are worthless to us, we should get rid of them so they can stop being a big threat. *lifting one of his fingers*
Arigaoa: But... It will just create another group of four to take their place! We need to train more girls to be Cures.
Zip: Yes, zippu. But jokes on you, the new group will most likely be used as cannon fodder. We just need to get rid of them.
IQMW: So... w-who's going to do the job?
Zip: Me.
Shikuna: But you're an animaliouse, we need a human.
Iken: *sighs* Fine... Why not one of the second year students? They're too old to become part of the third gens, but too young to be a Cure?
Shikuna: All of us are mostly 13 years old, Inuyama is 12 and Mine is 14.
Iken, who are the candidates?
Iken: Hmm...
Zameel: Well, that's quite sad but take your time to decide... We'll just finish them off and be done with it.
Zip: ...! WHERE DID THE THIRD YEARS GO?!
Iken: As far as I remember, they had some kind of quarrel and split up, also please do not scream that high.
Zip: No! They might be underground, zippu.
Iken: Where else could they be?
Shikuna: In one of the other schools.
Zameel: Yeah, or maybe some of them left the city.
---
Meanwhile...)
Cure Cytoplasm: So, what do you think of our "forms"?
Cure Cell: ...
They're out of speech.)
Cure Cytoplasm: Why aren't you answering?
Cure Biodiversity: *sighs*
Cure Cytoplasm: C'mon, we're biology-themed Cures! Let's protect the human bodies!
Cure Biodiversity: I'm sorry Cytoplasm, but could you keep your yapping to a minimum? I'm trying to sigh again.
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Arigaoa: Are these the "Fake" Cures we're talking about?
Zameel: Yes, those are the fakes. Arigaoa, if we're going to do this, we should probably do it now.
Zip: Do it now, zippu. (Think: This situation is weird...) *her glasses broke because yes*
Arigaoa: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
Zameel: Cool.
Arigaoa: Excellent, so smart! *cute face*
---
Later.)
(BOOM)
Zameel: Okay, all of the fakes are disposed of, that was easy. Now it's time to eliminate the last group of third years.
Cure Smart: How do we know they're the last ones?
Zameel: FIRST, because I know how to do my stuff and SECOND because the third years had the most members. Now follow me.
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Zameel: Okay, we're alone, for now. We just need to wait a bit more.
Cure 1: What's going on? Who are you people?
Cure 2: Hey-oh, wait! There's one that we try to be! She's so cute!
Cure 3: Why do you even like fakers? She's not a real Pretty Cure compared to us.
Cure Smart: N-No, y-you gotta believe me, I'm real!
Zameel: Oops...
Cures: A... A TIGER?! EEEEEEH!! *flailing their arms and legs around*
Zameel: Shhh... Yes, I'm a tiger. A very rare kind of one that is small, can also understand human speech and float. *enlightened*
Cure Smart: And you should just say that you are an animaliouse instead...
Zameel: They don't understand who are and what are animaliouses... Of course... But I'm not all animaliouse, I'm a humanoid one.
Cures: Huh?
Zameel: See. And if you're still confused, I'll just eliminate you now.
Cures: No! We don't want any trouble!
Zameel: But since you're all cute, powerless little humans, I knew well that you'd be scared and wouldn't be hurting me. I'll make it easy and just capture you. Now then, which one is most important to take?
Cure Smart: I don't know, but we cures can "actually" fight, unless most humans.
Cure 2: In fact, I don't think we are real Cures, we're all fake. You want real Pretty Cures? They're not this way, buster.
Zameel: Oh, yeah we already get it.
Cure 3: And you better get the heck out of our territory if you know what's good for you.
Zameel: *the orange lights coming from the lower of him glowed more, he is acting independently* I don't think I will, I'm not going to capture you so be glad for that atleast, bye.
All Cures (in English, /Originally Japanese/ with Spanish intonation and a lot of "impulses" added to it, to Zameel): Retrace!
Zameel: *floating in the middle of the air* What? What are you talking about?
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A really fake voice: Zameel.
Zameel: You know my name, who are you?
A really fake voice: Yes, I know everything about you. Especially the important thing is that I know you know nothing at all. You are all not as smart as you make out to be. I am the voice.
Zameel: Huh? No...
The other side of the corridor: *yahoo or something*
Zameel: Oh, it's you too.
Cure Smart: *rushes*
A really fake voice: Eishun the Avenger is still somewhere.
Zameel: *still floating in the air, with a frown* Excuse me? Who's Eishun the Avenger?
A really fake voice: A person who tried to take over the world. But that's in the past. A time earlier, I used my powers to make you both really, really in love with each other.
Zameel: What the heck? Shut up! That's stupid! That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Me and that evil person were together? I'm not some couple with people like that! *blushing*
Cure Smart: *detransforms* Listen, I'm just a normal Cure... I don't know about all this... I mean... All this love is making me lose my control!
Zameel: *still frowning* You know what? Smart's right, I'm losing my control too.
Arigaoa: Ehhhh... So there were other forces of evil... I don't understand why the Earth is still half ordinary because of that...
Zameel: *looks at Arigaoa* Are you alright?
Arigaoa: Y...Yes.
A real Cure with complex blonde hair and a cute costume: *arrives and stands next to Zameel* You must be the legendary hero of the empire, Z-man.
Zameel: No, I'm not Z-man, I'm Zameel, with a Z too though. I'm just a simple "pet"...
Real cure: Don't worry, I've been there.
Arigaoa: Pretty Cures are more and more known and weird supernatural things are more and more normal as it seems... And they aren't probably turning out to be fake...
Zameel: Well, at least it's interesting.
Arigaoa: Weird but interesting you mean.
Zameel: Uh... *nods*
Arigaoa: Zameel.
An Akan came in, screamed, and ran back outside.)
Zameel: What's with them? They are always like that.
Arigaoa: I don't know, but this monster is no genius.
He came back and attacked Arigaoa. She transformed again and fought him.)
Zameel: ...!
The monster made a funny laugh and knocked into a tree.)
Zameel: What was that for?
Cure Smart: *detransforms into Arigaoa* Let's leave this place, we've had enough of it.
Zameel: Yep, let's go.
Arigaoa: Seems like those people weren't fakers... Or they were just kidding... But we're going.
They came back to their main hideout fast. I guess I decided that the main meeting point of the main characters is their hideout. And then, nothing else is happening, end of the episode.)