It is inevitable that things like this will come sooner or laterâ¦
As a former native of Earth, and a seasoned veteran who also had once been involved within the game and otaku communities, Evé knew the enthusiastic propensity of her fellow natives towards creating such fan works especially in regards to popular games.
However, never in her life did she expect to become the protagonist this time around.
Well, especially⦠the heroine.
âDid I perhaps, treat them too well?â
Evé took a deep breath and disconnected from Earthâs internet.
âPerhaps, Iâve set the probability of winning a prize in the lottery too high.â
With a huff, she specifically tracked down all the players who had discussed about her doujinshi and marked each and every one of them.
Then, she decisively readjusted their probabilities of winning the lotteries, and set them up to an almost impossible chancesâ¦
The Chosen City, Headquarters of the Natural Hearts Guild.
Having settled all his tasks for the day and used up all his lottery tickets, Li Mu was about to log out to rest back in the real world. However, his plans were disrupted when, suddenly, Demacia hurriedly approached him.
He immediately noticed that his red-haired friendâs face was etched with excitement.
âHey Bro! Bro! Did you see it? Did you see the video link posted on the chat group!?â
Li Mu stopped his actions and replied, âWhat Video? Oh, was it the one where the goddess fought against the Gods of the Orcs?â
âYes! That secret recording! Bro, I guarantee you with me as the serverâs luckiest player, the details revealed in this video will definitely lead to a hidden questline! Whatâs more, it looks like no one has triggered it yet.â Demacia excitedly explained.
Li Mu nodded slightly after listening.
âI think so too. In fact, within the next few days, I plan to ask Alice and some other NPCs just to see if I can find out more about the goddessâs lost artifacts.â
âOh as expected of you, Bro!â
Demacia gave him a big thumbs up.
But soon, his friendâs expression became a bit vulgar.
âHehehe, I didnât expect⦠the goddess to like using vines so much! Bro, that video gave me more material to work with for my next works!â
ââ¦Material for what?â
Li Mu raised an eyebrow.
âWhy, material for doujinshis of course!â
Demacia chuckled.
Li Mu looked puzzled.
âDoujinshis?â
He then paused and glanced at Demacia with a somewhat confused demeanor.
âI know youâre a part of an anime circle, and you can draw pretty well too. But what does this have to do with doujinshis? WaitâAre you drawingâ¦doujinshis of ElvKing?â
âHeh~ Bro, you might not know this but drawing doujinshi can actually earn you some extra income!â
Demacia said proudly.
âIn fact, I drew a full-color five-page series featuring the Goddess and Demigod Volker. It took me quite a while to finish it, but I got rave reviews on that doujinshi! Plus, I also got quite a few tips online as well! Hehe, seeing that video inspired me to make a sequel since I got new material this time!â
Demacia stated as his voice grew more and more excited.
âYou might not know it, but ElvKing had become so popular on certain âsitesâ and with the Goddess being the most popular NPC in the game, naturally works depicting her have also exploded in numbers!â
âActually, most new works uploaded on that site feature the Goddess Evé nowadays! But, of course, none are as good as mine! Hahaha! Iâve watched and read so many doujinshis by this point that I end up quite an expert in this field, if I say so myself! Hahaha!â
Demacia proudly boasted with hands placed on his hips.
Li Mu: ââ¦â
âYou⦠are really talented, I guess?â
After a moment, Li Mu could only squeeze out this sentence in response to his friendâs revelations. However, soon after, he sneaked over to Demacia, coughed twice, and awkwardly whispered,
âUm⦠cough, whatâs your penname on that site? Do you have a link? Can you share it with me, uhh, for research purposes of courseâ¦â
Menâ¦
Theyâre all the same.
âOf course no problem bro, I gotcha, hehehe.â
Demacia slyly chuckled and fiddled with his interface for a few seconds before he sent him a link.
After sending the link to Li Mu, Demacia waved his hand.
âBro, take your time, and remember to give me a thumbs up when youâre done! Iâm heading to the central square to use my lottery tickets in the meantime!â
Li Mu, who was about to click on the link, was slightly stunned.
âThe lottery? You still havenât done that yet? The battle ended almost two days ago, right?â
âYeah, well, donât I have some other tasks to do? Iâve been pretty busy these past two days after all.â
âSpeaking of which, I was included in the recent task rankings leaderboard and earned a few more lottery tickets. Now, I have ten, and Iâm planning to draw them all at once.â
Demacia explained.
âTen tickets at once! Donât you think Iâve got a real shot at snagging a legendary item this time?â
The red-haired said with great confidence.
âWell, it kinda depends on whether youâre lucky today or not. If your luckâs good, youâll hit the jackpot. If not, then tough luck. Worst-case scenario, youâll get junk noob equipment on each of your ten tickets.â
Li Mu shook his head.
Junk noob equipmentâ¦
For players, this was the most disappointing reward in the lottery prize pool.
In fact, players coined the term âjunk noob equipmentâ themselves.
More precisely, it was the starter equipment given by the goddess to players at the start of their playthroughâthings like wooden swords, wooden armor, or hemp robes and ironwood daggers.
As starter items with no additional special properties, these equipment are simple and ordinary, except for some specific effectiveness against the undead.
Eventually, the veteran players jokingly referred to them as junk noob gearâ¦
The only purpose for players who won such an equipment was to offer it back to the goddess in exchange for some measly contribution pointsâ50 CP per item to be exact which was a pitiful amount.
So, no one wanted to draw such things from their hard-earned lottery tickets.
Of course, the probability of drawing these junk items was also relatively very low.
Usually, most would simply won things such as purple epic-class equipment, meditation techniques, resurrection coins, contribution points, and the likeâ¦
After hearing Li Muâs reminder, Demacia smacked his chest in a confident manner.
âDonât worry, Bro! Iâve always been lucky!â
âWell if youâre that confident then Iâll wish you all the bestâ¦hopefully youâll get a legendary golden item unlike me.â
Li Mu sighed, feeling a bit regretful.
âHeh, I have a good feeling that Iâll get results in my tickets! Donât worry Bro, Iâll gift you one if I happen to get two sets of the same item!â
Demacia cheerfully said before waving his hand.
âWell, letâs cut our talk here for today! Iâm going now!â
With that, Demacia happily ran off.
Demacia quickly ran towards the central square and faced the towering World Tree in the distance after arriving. He then paused for a moment to catch his breath before closing his eyes to began praying.
A couple of seconds passed and the interface for the exchange store began forming within his mind.
Demacia then eagerly moved to the lottery section, whilst looking at the shining golden prizes indicated the lottery prize pool.
His eyes lit up with anticipation as he said,
âLegendary Golden prizes! Here I come!â
With his heart pounding, Demacia spent one ticket to start the lottery draw.
The lottery prize pool then faintly lit up in front of him as it emitted a white light.
Seeing that white light, Demaciaâs heart suddenly skipped a beat, and the smile on his face gradually disappearedâ¦
White light indicatesâ¦the most rubbish reward.
And sure enough, after the light dissipated, Demacia found a pair of wooden shoes in his hand.
âDarn it! isnât this the starter footgear? I actually drew a junk equipment!â
Demacia looked somewhat frustrated.
However, he quickly adjusted his mood:
âThereâs no need to hurry! Itâs just the start, Iâll definitely get lucky in my next draws!â
He smacked his cheek and whispered to himself, âGoddess, bless my ticket so that I draw a legendary prize.â
Then, he used up another lottery ticket.
Another white light floated by in front of him, and Demacia got piece of clothing after the light dissipated.
It was a hemp robe, bright green one to be exact.
Demacia: ââ¦â
âWhy is it another junk gear? Moreover its a mage gear that I cannot use?! Curse it!â
He showed a puzzled look after tucking away his second reward.
âNo, no⦠the probability of getting two consecutive junk items is quite low. Stay positive! Iâm definitely lucky! Now that Iâve used up all my bad luck, the next rewards will surely be good instead!â
Demacia encouraged himself and spent another ticket for the third time.
Then afterwardsâ¦
He got a wooden starter staff in his hand.
Demacia: ââ¦â
âThis lottery prize pool is so toxic!â
His expression turned grim as a ferocious glint began to emit within his eyes.
Taking a deep breath to calm himself down, he spent yet another lottery ticket after a minute.
This timeâ¦
He won a wooden starter dagger.
Demacia: ââ¦â
âIâ¦what in the gosh darn hell is this!?â
He couldnât help but let out a swear.
âWhat kind of cursed rewards is this?!â
âCould it beâ¦that my odds are not good right now?â
Looking at the remaining six tickets he had left, Demacia hesitated to continue.
He thought for a moment and rubbed his hands as he began praying towards various deities including Guanyin Bodhisattva, The Jade Emperor, Buddhaâand even the goddess Evé herself, then decided to pursue on and used up all his remaining tickets.
In front of him, the prize pool reappeared yet again as it started emitting light once again.
Alas, seconds later, a vast expanse of white light flashed before Demaciaâs eyesâ¦
A moment later, Demaciaâs eyes were utterly dumbfounded as he looked at the large array of starter equipment and basic meditation methods that appeared in front of him.
After a few seconds of silence, his body wobbled and plummeted as if power entirely left his body as he crashed down towards the pile of junk equipment and mournfully shoutedâ
ââMy ten lottery tickets!!â
âWhy am I so unlucky!?â
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ã WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY? ã
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