"As you can see these measures serve to contain and eliminate the clear and present danger to man-kinds existence." An announcement was broadcast to the entire world warning them of the danger that had been living among them for more than a year. "Thanks to the shield, the entity in question now has no place to go."
Editor: Shield?
Director: You know, The Avengers. Earth's mightiest heroes.
Author: No, you idiots. A shield as in layers of laser beams that were never explained in the anime and apparently is able to trap koro-sensei within the E-class building.
"As it turns out this is the creature responsible for the moon's destruction last year. We only learn today this creature, this monster rather has not only made explicit threats involving the destruction of the earth but been posing as a teacher of all things in order to take a classroom of junior high school children hostage." The broadcast continues as the listeners slowly start to panic. "We don't know why but the evidence speaks for itself we have no choice."
"No choice? Evidence? How vague you are, glossing over the end of the world" (f/n) spoke up. She had successfully infiltrated as a journalist, pressing the announcer for details on the matter. "You're the spokesperson for the government concerning the supposed threat that no one heard about until just now, correct."
"yes, and as you can see the creature is very smart and-"
(F/n) continues not letting him finish his sentence. "Even though the destruction of the moon was well over a year ago you claim that the government had no idea that a group of kids was taken hostage for an entire year."
She turned around and faced the cameras and holds up her phone with a clip that shows a group of people sitting across from two teenagers. the video was fuzzy and the faces were blurred. This was the scene when she herself and her brother were visited by the Ministry of Defense ordered essentially to kill their teacher.
"I got a tip from the students that you claim to be hostages of this dreadful creature. But after watching this clip it's clear to see that these students are but hostages of the government." The moment those words came out of her mouth it was like a huge bomb had been set off in front of everyone's face.
****Meanwhile******
"This is absolutely crazy" Isogai caught up with the others who are also trying to get inside the school. "Nagisa have you seen the news."
"No time for a recap, we need to move now. Otherwise, we'd be swept up by reporters." Karma interrupted them. "My sister is at the conference right now stirring up enough trouble to keep the press there long enough to question the authorities, but that won't stop nosy reporters from coming after us."
"We got ourselves a mission and no one is going to beat us to it."
"Roger."
*************
three hours till Korosensei's deadline.
"Took you long enough to get your sorry asses here." (f/n) said with her phone opened to the class group chat. "how dare you left me out of the plan. As retribution, I took out half of their troops, without you."
"But weren't you arrested at the conference," Kayano asked.
"Psh, that bullsh*t. As if a bunch of cops can arrest me." Smiling ever so smugly.
"Mr. Karasuma left us a message for you, after stating how the situation is now out of our hands and commanded us to stand down," Nagisa said.
"Sure I'll humor him," (f/n) shrugs.
"Do you have any idea how much damage you caused with that stunt of yours.' is what he said."
"well here's my extremely belate reply: I've pulled many stunts some aren't noteworthy enough to remember. Thanks for your very lengthy complaint, but you aren't special, get in line [insert name here]."
"If you guys are done chitchatting we got a job to do." Karma barged into the conversation.
"Calm down, since the police still think that dummy I left behind is real -and is currently eating a very large bowl of pasta right now- I was able to scout the ground without having to worry about surveillance unlike the rest of you." (f/n) took out a tablet showing an extremely detailed map of the entire mountain. "this is the data I got about an hour ago. Itona has the drones cover the areas marked blue, the rest of us should split and follow the path marked red."
"Thanks, sis. let's go, no time to lose."
***********
"Report!" The commanding officer orders his intel squad soon after the alarm went off.
"there's an intruder on the mountain, someone's gotten past the police line."
The soldier currently reporting in is breathing extremely heavily as if running away from something... in fear. "There's more than one!" He shouts followed by a scream.
"This is a nightmare I can't get a visual on how many." Raising his weapon he yells, "think you can mess with us." Only to gets kicked right in the guts.
"Nice teamwork you three," Karma said to Isogai, Mimura, and Maehara who nodded in return.
********
"We lost calms with Squad B. these guys are the real deal. Stay alert."
"Yes sir" They answered then immediately gets struck down by tranquilizer darts. (What a sad day to be on duty.)
"what the hell!" He turns towards his fallen comrade then starts running the other way. "we got a sniper! Our position has been compromised, Send reinforcem-." He was cut off as someone heavy drops on top of him and broke lots of bones*
Rinka grimaced slightly at the sound, "Okay? that didn't sound so great to him."
"He's fine, honest. All I did was wrap him up." Hara waved dismissively.
"This squad's been neutralized we're good," Chiba reported. "How are things by you."
"hm? at the moment... "Karma replied looking down at his current victim who is being tortured with his wild concoctions of spices.
"arghhhh. my senses are on fire."
"Sorry soldier, but hey look on the bright side this is a testament to how difficult it is to make you scream. come on man gotta lure your buddies here somehow, don't I. I think I can take down two or three more." Karma said to his victims, before facing Ritsu. "hey Ritsu how are the odds on that?"
"good, at least three more approaching over the ridge, they got fixed machine gun on the high ground its stationed by the fern trees," Ritsu replies.
"Roger that. So if we cut a path through the Crimson Glory Vines out past the stone oaks we should be set?"
"yep, that oughta get you there" Ritsu gave him the ok.
"Terasaka you're up next. head that direction and take him out, advance your team to the Lone Pine." Karma orders
"Copy that."
***********
"Squad C and D is Missing In Action."
"I need a status report immediately." The idiot commander quite annoyed at this point turn towards Mr. Karasuma for answers. "Karasuma explain yourself"
"Those kids know that mountain like the back of their hands. And they are more than capable enough to operate on there own." He spoke proudly as if he was the one that raised them.
*******Back to the field********
"tch guess there's a few of you jokers still left." Terasaka sneers at a lone soldier standing against them.
A mysterious enemy that could potentially pose a problem? "Congratulations you caught us with our pants down. I'd say you've guy got this neck of the woods better than we do if it weren't so obvious-" His cringe villain monologue was interrupted by the snipers. Casually he plucked them out of his bulletproof vest. "Really stun darts? the thing is once you know what you're up against, turning the tables ain't nothing."
"oh, just another idiot" (f/n) lets out a depressing sigh. "Alright guys, time to take out the trash."
The soldier did a pretty good job evading multiple enemies, especially since his opponent has a territorial advantage and its dead at night. But he was quickly outnumbered as the powerhouse duo known as Karma and Nagisa dealt the semi-final blow. After the last exchange, the two stood there gazing into each other eyes before giving each other a high-five.
"heads up the guy is still moving," Kayano shouted pointing at the soldier whose still moving.
"argh, stupid teenagers." the soldiers cursed in pain while being tasered by multiple tasers.
"Hey, dumbasses, what do you think you're doing finish what you started instead of high-fiving each other like losers," Terasaka shouted at their incompetence.
********
"None of the troops are responding, sir"
"damn it" THe idiot commander now has to write a many paged report to his superior explaining why he and his squad failed their mission.
***********
"The hour is upon us." The final boss appears. "so permit me to give you the world's cruelest death~"
"can you like leave," (f/n) interrupted his very boring and repetitive monologing. "You serve no purpose here, (and ruined a perfectly good cake.) Everything that needed to be said has already been said in our last -very onesided- fight against that nameless soldier. We don't need another cringe-worthy 'we will be the one to kill Koro-sensei because [insert reason here]."
Author: but he does serve a purpose, he would injure Kayano to an extreme degree and Koro-sensei will exhaust his energy and then collapse which gives E-class a chance to pin him down.
(f/n): since you so rudely spoiled it for us lets just skip to the tear-jerking scene.
Director: Great idea
Author: (realized what just happened) hey!
Editor: sigh I'm gonna have to revise the entirety of the next chapter then. So annoying.
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