ââAnd just who did you piss off to get stuffed into such a tiny body?â
Bobâs hackles went up and he growled, his ears flattened against his skull. âLike you donât already know,â he barked. âThis is my punishment for allowing your lot to snatch Jack out from under my nose!â
Chi allowed her smile to fade. âIâm sorry, little godlingââ
âBob,â he growled.
âIâm sorry Bob,â she corrected. âLike I keep telling people, I didnât have a choice.â
âYou could have malingered a little!â he accused.
She snorted out her nose at him. âYou think I didnât?â she smirked. âI could have taken him six months earlier if Iâd wanted. I stalled for as long as I could without being recalled for punishment.
âAnd anyway,â she demanded. âWhere were you all that time, huh? Bob? We searched high and low for his guardian, and couldnât find squat! We knew there must be one, but, nope! Surely you werenât a little orange fuzzball then, hmmm? Where were you, Bob?â she leaned in close.
Bob put his head against the floor and growled, his whole body vibrating.
âWill you two knock it off?â Jackâs plea had more than a little of its own growl in it.
Chi straightened. âFine. Weâll settle this later, you,â she said, pointing a finger at the angry corgi. Turning to Jonkins, she asked him, âis there someplace I can change into something a little less torn to shreds?â
The guildmaster regarded her for a moment through half lidded eyes. Youâre gonna be a right treat to have around, ainâtcha?â he observed laconically. Then, âdown that hall,â he gestured. "Third door on the right. Door ainât locked. Iâll fetch you a key if itâs decided youâll be staying.â
She favored Jack with a smoldering glance before leaving. âWanna come help?â she grinned. But she was only teasing, and vanished down the hallway without waiting for an answer.
Jack made his way to the bar, shaking his head.
âAle?â Jonkins inquired.
âOh,â Jack waved a hand. âIâm gonna need something way stronger than that.â
Jonkins chuckled and rummaged around beneath the bar, coming up with a dust covered bottle trailing cobwebs. Wiping his hand on his pants, he reached up and retrieved a shot glass of heavy, cut crystal from a shelf running along the back bar. The glass was also covered in dust, but had at least been placed open end down.
Jack eyed both bottle and shot glass dubiously as Jonkins set the former on the bar before him and wiped the latter more or less clean with a towel heâd produced from somewhere.
The cork came clear with a pop just short of an explosion, and a smoky mist rose from the mouth of the bottle. Jonkins paused, bottle raised, at Jackâs expression. âWhat?â
âYou sure that wonât strike me dead on the spot?â Jack wondered. âIâm only a rank eleven, you know.â
Jonkins let go a genuine laugh. âAh, donât worry about it. Healerâs right down the street.â
He watched as Jack held the shot glass up, staring for a moment through the thick glass at the smoky amber liquid swirling within. âHurry it up, he teased, âbefore it eats through the crystal.â
Jack shot him a smirk and tilted the glass back. His eyes closed, and he held the brew against his stinging tongue for a bit before swallowing. Without opening his eyes, he repeated the process with the remainder of the contents.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Jonkins regarding him with a raised eyebrow. In response, he held the empty glass out and gave a quick nod.
Jonkins whistled and refilled it.
âTastes like single malt scotch laced with metheglin,â Jack wheezed after heâd finished this one, although he set the empty glass down without waving for another refill.
âYou really...?â Jonkins wondered aloud after a few minutes. âWith her?â He was putting up a good front for the sake of the hero and the Lady Rosaluna, but in Jonkinsâ eyes, Chi was still a monster.
Jack was leaning his head against his hands with his elbows propped against the bar. âShe wasnât a devil then,â he explained. âI mean, she was, I suppose, but she didnât look like one. She looked human. Same general features, same size and figure, but, yâknow, not quite so red. And without the, ah, the rest.
âI thought we had something great going,â he cocked his head to eye the guildmaster. âAnd then, one night...poof! Gone. And I mean vanished. like a flame doused in water.â
âAnd you stillââ
âNo!â he spat. âNo! Maybe... I dunno....
âYou ever been in love, Bor?â he asked, reaching for the bottle.
ââCourse I have,â Jonkins didnât hesitate.
âMarried?â
Jonkins didnât answer right away this time. Instead, he threw back the last of his own drink and moved to the ale barrel on the back bar, drawing a fresh one. After a bit of thought, he retrieved Bobâs bowl and refilled that, setting it on the bar before another stool. Bob leapt up and leaned forward, his paws on the bar, to have a lap or two before settling back on the seat..
âYes,â Jonkins said after a strong pull at his mug. His face had lost all trace of humor.
Jack lowered his brows, wondering what was wrong. He hadnât meant to walk into that obviously touchy subject. He decided heâd leave it alone.
âSo what happened?â Bob filled a silence he really shouldnât have.
Jack shot him a look, but Jonkins waved it off. âIt's not that big a deal,â he assured Jack. âI married an adventuress. I mean, why wouldnât I, right?â
Jack waited for him to continue, but Jonkins was just staring down into his mug, appearing lost in thought. âAnd?â he couldnât help himself.
Jonkins looked up, as though he were startled. âHmm?â he raised his eyebrows. âOh,â he said. âI'm the guildmaster, you see?â
Jack poured himself another drink. Maybe that would help.
Seeing his confusion, Jonkins expounded. âGuildmaster is tied to the guild hall. This is one of the three bastions of shelter or defense within the town. Last functional one with the City Guard in the shape itâs in. The only place for the citizens to flee to in the event of an attack that breaches the town walls.
âThat meant I couldnât follow when that last sweep gathered everybody up. Nantela was under no such restriction, so they press ganged her and dragged her off to the west to fight the demon lordâs army.
âI got a letter sent just before they started the final push, but nothing since.â He paused. âI donât know whether sheâs alive or dead, and I canât go looking unless or until I find somebody of sufficient rank to take my place.â
Jackâs eyes narrowed, and he poured some more of the fiery liquor over his tongue. âYâknow,â he observed in a raw whisper. âIâm really starting to dislike this new king of yours.â
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Chi reappeared awhile later, her wardrobe carefully reconstructed, to find them like this, all morose and mopey.
Jonkins was the first to see her, and his eyes went wide, his mouth sagging open. Seeing this, Jack spun around and understood instantly, both Jonkinsâ expression, and what she was up to.
There were, Chi had decided, no impressionable young farm boys within eyeshot. So sheâd left the billowy sleeved white blouse and tall boots in her bag, making do with the green suede bodice and split skirt. Even going so far as to split a few extra inches up the sides, nearly to her waist. A good deal of thigh and considerable cleavage were therefore on display.
Jonkinsâ reaction she ignored, of course. Her orange-red lava eyes were only for Jack Grenell, and they flared with delight at his immediate reaction. She walked straight up to his stool, giving her hips an exaggerated sway. Squeezing in between his knees, she pressed up against him, cupped his cheeks in her hands and kissed him passionately and long. After a bit of hesitation, he wrapped his arms around her waist.
Jonkins and Bob exchanged glances before turning away from the couple and concentrating on their drinks. Truthfully, neither was particularly happy at this bizarre turn of events, and Jonkins, in particular, was more than a little repulsed. His only experience with demons or monsters heretofore, had universally been varying degrees of bad stretching to horrific.
Eventually, Jackâs twenty-nine year old brain, despite being trapped in an nineteen year old body, reasserted control. He shifted his hands from behind Chiâs back to her hips and pushed her away, his lips following her despite all he could do to stop them. Once he had room to stand, though, he did so, shifting one hand to Chiâs wrist and stalking off towards the hallway. âThird on the right, you said?â he called over his shoulder.
âYeah,â Jonkins replied suppressing his gag reflex.
Chi, however, understood clearly that Jonkinsâ fear was unwarranted. Sheâd seen the look in Jackâs eyes. He wasnât dragging her off to be ravished. He was angry. She tried to pull her wrist free, but was unable. That surprised her. When had he gotten so strong? She cast one last distressed look at the two beings at the bar before she and Jack were in the hallway.
The moment they'd cleared the door to the room sheâd changed in, Jack slammed it behind him and flung her clear, eyes blazing.
âWhat the hell are you doing?â he demanded.
She was confused. âI thought weâdââ
âWe havenât,â he spat. âNot yet. And whatâs with this...?â he waved at her outfit. âWhat is this, D&D streetwalker cosplay? Donât you think youâre laying it on kinda thick? Whatâs going on in your head?â
She heaved a great sigh, not failing to note the effect it had on him, but also not acting on it. âIâm being greedy,â she admitted in a defeated voice.
âGreedy?â his head canted and he narrowed his eyes. âHowâs that?â
She sighed again, not so heroically this time, and sat on the bed. âYou have no idea how old I am, do you Jack?â she asked him quietly, with a sort of detached calm.
âI dunno,â he ventured. âTwenty? Twenty-five?â
She chuckled deep in her throat, almost a grunt. Not a happy sound. âIâm somewhere in the neighborhood of three hundred and eighteen of your years old, Jack,â she told him. âTruthfully, I canât remember exactly anymore, myself. My first years were more tumultuous than I care to dwell on.â
That shook him. He started a retort, but nothing came out.
âMy people are very long lived,â she said. âOh, not immortal or anything, but very long lived.
âI hadnât planned to tell you,â she said. âI didnât want it to be weird. I didnât want to have to answer the questions, or think about my life before you....â
She was looking at her hands, clasped in her lap, now, not at him. Her voice had taken on a trembling note. âFor the vast majority of that life, Jack,â she confessed. âI was a slave. For the past three hundred years and change, in fact.â
Now she did look up at him, her orange-red lava eyes tortured. âThree hundred years of misery, torture, and atrocity, Jack â she murmured haltingly. âBuilt one horror atop the other. Each day worse than the last. Unrelenting, unremitting.
"With two notable exceptions, Jack,â her eyes were awash with tears. âOnly two. The few short months I spent with you on earth, and my time here on Mund.
âI was happy with you, Jack,â she smiled forlornly. Blissfully, stupidly happy. Until they took that away. And Iâve been happy on Mund, since you brought me here.â
She stood and approached him. Slowly, tentatively. âAnd I want more, Jack,â her voice pleading. âI want more happiness. I crave it. Is that so wrong? Is it wrong that I want more of you because you make me happy?â
She was directly in front of him again. Close enough that he could feel the heat from her body. Close enough that heâd but to lean down and.... He took a step back and shook his head violently to clear it. Her scent was permeating his nostrils. His heart was thumping near out of his chest, racing along as though heâd been running a marathon.
âWould this help?â she asked, wiping her tears and sliding into her Chi the adventuress guise.
âNO!â he shouted. âGo back!â
Startled by the vehemence in his response, she jerked half a step back and her human persona sloughed off. âB-But...?â
âThatâs not you, though, is it?â he demanded.
She rocked her head back. âOf course itâs me,â she insisted. âItâs no more than a change of clothes. Inside, Iâm the same asââ
âWhen the demon trap caught you,â he stopped her. âYou lost your ability to manipulate mana, didnât you? Thatâs part of what itâs supposed to do, and the old man is very good at his craft.
âYes,â she held herself very still. âYes, I did. So what?â
âSo what happened to your other self?â he demanded. âIf thatâs also you, why wasnât that who I saw when I came charging in?â
She hadnât an answer to that.
âIf thereâs going to be an âusâ, Iktchi-Chi,â he told her seriously. âItâs going to be between me and you. Not between me and a pretty blonde suit of clothes.â
âDoes that mean thereâs going to be an âusâ?â She asked cautiously.
He hesitated. âI donât know,â he confessed. âI... I still feel... look, Chi,â he scrubbed a hand across his face. âThis is an awful lot for you to expect me to take in all at once, yâknow? Half an hour ago, you were the girl who abandoned me in the middle of the night. Now youâre a frigginâ devil? And the one who killed me into the bargain?
âLook,â his second hand went to work on his face for a few laps before he lowered them and reached out to take her arms above the elbows and bring her gently closer. âIâm told Iâm quick to adjust to new situations,â he said, voice halting. âBut even I have limits, okay? I can see that youâre still you. I can. But youâre also something... someone... completely different, and strange.â
Her breathing was coming a little easier at this point, her tears waning, and she reached up to stroke his cheek. âI think that youâre a little drunk,â she told him.
âI am,â he nodded.
âSo Iâm going to forgive you for calling me strange,â she sighed. âAnd Iâll try to restrain myself in hopes that you can eventually look past my beautiful red skin and remember that you love me. Can you kiss me now?â
âI can,â he was already leaning down.
Jack was red in the face when he reentered the main hall.
Jonkins raised an eyebrow and wondered for a second or two whether any comments regarding an earlier than expected return might get him a chair broken over his head before deciding to keep quiet.
Jack resumed his seat, and held his glass out again.
âYâknow,â Jonkins, pointed out, âtoo much of that stuff may well strike you dead on the spot.â
Jack waggled the glass, and Jonkins dutifully refilled it.
Bob, meanwhile, held his tongue. Dog noses being what they were, he already knew that nothing untoward had happened in the room. Well, nothing more untoward than heavy petting with a gods forsaken demon at least.
Chi followed Jack a few moments later, looking both flushed and contrite. She had mercifully donned her billowy sleeved blouse and tall boots. True, her skirt was still split along the sides nearly to her waist, but she was at least not in danger of falling out of that at the first incautious movement, and a thin white stripe of cloth, visible through the slits along her upper thighs, attested to the fact that sheâd donned undergarments this time..
She took the stool next to Jackâs and rested an elbow on the bar, cupping her chin in her upraised hand. Jack held his half filled glass out to her without comment.
âI shouldnât,â she said, holding up her free hand. âI want a clear head when I look through the window.â
âOh,â Jack promised, voice light. âThisâll clear your head up just fine.â
She sighed and acquiesced. Unlike Jack, however, she didnât savor it slowly. She tossed it down like a sailor. It hit her belly like a bomb, and she hiccuped, a tiny puff of flame escaping from her mouth. She blushed prettily, and covered her mouth with three fingers. âOops. Pardon me.â
Jack goggled. That would take some getting used to.
âThe window,â Jonkins heaved a heavy breath and gave the bar a rap with his fist. âMaybe itâs time we got around to that, eh?â
âYes,â Chi nodded. âBefore any other distractions pop up.â
Jack huffed a choked off chuckle into his drink, drawing a look from his companions.
This was Chiâs first experience with anything like Jehshaâs Window, and she didnât quite know what to make of it. It looked more like a mirror than a window, but its glass cast no reflection. Honestly, it felt more like a portal than anything, and that made her nervous.
Sheâd watched some anime while studying Jack on earth, once theyâd found out about his hobbies, but hadnât really gotten all that into it. Isekai, in particular had brought back bad memories of world-hopping under the command of the demon king who would one day become the Dread Lord.
She looked to the guildmaster. âOkay,â she cocked her head quizzically. âWhatâs the form? Do I simply stare into that dark glass?â
Jonkins looked at Jack, who shrugged. âNo,â he said while actively forcing himself to approach her and the window. In truth, he really, really didnât want to do this. But it was too late to back down now.
âStand directly in front of the window,â Jonkins ordered Chi. âClose enough you can lean your forehead against the glass without much effort. Okay,â he said when sheâd moved into position. âGive me your hands, palms up.â
She held out both hands. Without warning her, he yanked a jeweled ornament free of the frame, revealing a long, thick pin. In rapid succession, he jabbed the pin into the balls of both hands and the center of her forehead.
âNow lean your head against the glass,â he ordered before she could lay into him. âAnd your hands as well, shoulder height, just clear of your body. Close your eyes and concentrate on opening yourself up to Jehsha.â
Biting back an epithet, she did as he instructed. There was none of the waiting around theyâd had to do when Jack had gone through this. Things started happening the instant crimson flesh met dark glass.