âAll alooone! With no oooone to hooold on!â says Dewey.
The two of us are inside a karaoke booth.
How did the mixer turn out? Not wellâ¦
The women bombarded me with questions. They seemed to be very interested in my patented âshy boy actâ¢â. I, being a master of avoiding things, didnât want to deal with them. So pivoted my âshy boy actâ¢â and turned into the âpervy Iâm a nice guy actâ¢â.
They lost interest after that. Dewey, however, was also unsuccessful. I believe they could smell his desperation from a mile away. The others had some luck. They might have succeeded. However.
It did not matter in the end. Takutoâs wife found him. The rest was history.
His wife was a warrior in her past life. For the first time in my life. I realized an umbrella can kill a man.
âAll aloone in the traaaain. Alone even in the raaaaain!â says Dewey.
Dewey, you sound so pathetic right now.
âDewey, donât be so sad.â
âMy bastard beest frieeend. He stole my girlfrieeend!â
That is not in the lyrics.
âBro. Are you even interested in these flings? Youâve never been this desperate,â I say.
âHe leeectures me sooo. Heee briings me so low!â
What is he mad about? I took the mic in his hand.
âI did no wroong. So letâs get aloong,â I say.
He takes back the mic.
âHe is beeetter at siiinging. Even beeetter at fucâ.â
Alright, letâs stop this.
âDewey, are you sad about it? Whereâs the Dewey I know who laughs at loud even when the girl he likes pushed him down the stairs?â
That one was pretty messed up, though. I thought he was a psycho then.
âI could withstand them before. But they have taken a toll on me, brother.â
âWhat changed? Did the rejections finally get to you?â
âYou changed!â
âMe?â
âI used to look at you as my pillar of support!â
What? Is he gay for me or something?
âYou got married! Seeing your radiant face filled me with such bad feelings! Bring back the old you! The one with wasted talents! Give him back to me!â
Dewey grabs my collar. I slapped his head. Hard. He falls to the floor.
âDewey, youâve forced my hand. You annoyed me too much!â
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I grab the grab the mic and select a song.
âNo, donât you dare!â says Dewey.
It shows up on the screen.
âTo my only Hilda by Dewey of Love,â
A somber tune plays out. Dewey grabs onto his chest and his face contorts in pain. I sing.
â¦
â
My lovely Hilda
Let me build a
Life with you!
All the things I pursue
Itâs all for you
You know itâs true
So donât say weâre through!
Even in the afterlife
Iâll wait
So donât stab that knife!
Into my heart!
No matter the distance
Weâll find our balance
No matter the instance
Letâs keep our romance!
â
â¦
âStop! You bastard! Donât you dare bring her up!â
Dewey tries to stand, but he instead falls to his knees. Iâm doing this for you! Alright, maybe itâs a little fun for me tooâ¦
â¦
â
You know I wonât forget you
Why do you say that I will leave you?
Donât you know how much I love you?
Iâm not asking for much
Just keep in touch
Together we are stronger
Letâs try a little longer
My precious Hilda
Pleaseâ¦
Donât break my heeeaaart!
â
â¦
Dewey curled up into a fetal position. Tears flow down his eyes. Every single time he hears this song, he breaks down like this.
â¦
â
You said you still loved me
And I also love you
No one will disagree
So letâs push through
No matter the distance
Weâll find our balance
No matter the instance
Letâs keep our romance!
My queen, Iâll be your king
I have this ring
I hope youâll bring
Forever I will sing!
My only Hilda
Let me live a
Life with you!
â
â¦
The music ends, and I stare at Dewey, who is sobbing like a child.
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This song is famous worldwide. Yes, Dewey wrote and performed this song for his childhood sweetheart turned lover. They were together from early childhood to early adult life.
Dewey is a top-notch singer. Heâs even called the prodigy of the century. He is that good. His face is unknown because he was obese when he was a singer. He looks very different now.
I donât believe heâs serious about these mixers and dates he goes to because he hasnât moved on yet. Their breakup is complicated.
Sister Hilda went back to Damar Gygaldom, her home across the sea. She had to manage their family business being the sole child. Dewey was a singer back then, but changing locations would have grim consequences for his career. He was famous in Anor, but not worldwide.
I donât know the specifics, as he wonât talk about it. The gist of it is. He wanted to go with her, however, she didnât want him to waste his blossoming career, so she broke up with him. Did it go like that? I hate not knowing the juicy details!
Anyway, after that he made this one global hit song (the one I sang) that became part of the top ten in all countries. Tried to give sis Hilda all the money, but when she didnât take it, he gambled all his money away. He wouldâve been homeless at one point if not for me and grampsâ support.
âItâs been five years already! Sheâs probably moved on already and youâre still hung up on her like this!â
âNo! Iâve moved on!â
âLet me see your phone, then!â
The background picture is no longer a picture of them. Last month, it was still their picture in there. Itâs an improvement?
âSee, Iâve moved on already!â
I click on his browser. Sister Hilda doesnât is not active on online media, so Dewey used to find updates about her through searches. âHilda Planchâ is what I see first. I don't understand why he gave me his phone if he wonât hide it.
âAre you stupid? Youâre still searching for her! Are you even trying?â
âGive it back!â
Dewey changes the background picture into a picture of them again. Heâs regressed.
âDewey bro⦠She broke up with you. You should learn to let go.â
âItâs not that simple. She is not in a new relationship. Sheâs waiting for me!â
âWhere do you find this information?â
âGeorgette keeps in contact with me.â
Sis Georgette? Sis Hildaâs best friend? So, she wanted to cut off contact but her best friend didnât? Is it just me, or is this sounding complicated?
Deweyâs more of a lady killer than I thought.
Sounds fun.