âWelcome Saint Arthurâs Class of 2000!â
The high school reunion: one of the most excruciatingly annoying experiences ever invented. You have to get all dressed up to see people you didnât actually like enough to keep in touch with over the past fifteen years. Men worry if anyone will notice how bald theyâre goingâand the answer is yes. Women worry if they look the same as they did when they were eighteen. News flashâyou donât. Or, if you do, thatâs some toxic fucking voodoo youâre pumping into your veins, so you should stop right away.
Vicki and Brian begged off, using the ultimate ironclad excuse of their kids to get out of going. Kennedy was reluctant too. But after my relentless oral persuasionâand two orgasmsâshe gave in.
I think it will be good for her to face those ghosts, so she can see that even bullies grow up, and more important, get old. She says she doesnât need that, but I think deep down, she still carries a tiny open wound from those years. Coming back here, with me, might finally scab it over completely.
And to be honestâI want to be here with her. I want to show her the fuck offâher and the three-carat engagement ring I put on her finger last month. Itâs not just because sheâs drop-dead gorgeous either. Iâd want her on my arm even if she was still wearing those old glasses and braces and big baggy sweaters. Because Iâm proud of herânot just how she looks.
Andâif everything goes like I think it willâI have an additional ulterior motive for coming back.
Cher blasts from the speakers as Kennedy and I step into the gymnasium, hand in hand. Since our boarding school costs a pretty penny, youâd think the event would have more elegance. Class.
But nopeâitâs the typical streamers, dimly lit, candles on the table, occasional strobe lights flashing like weâre in a club, bad DJ, kind of setup. We get a drink from the bar and walk aroundâmingling with my old lacrosse teammates and even chatting for a few minutes with William fucking Penderghast. Heâs a big-time CEO now, with a Victoriaâs Secret model for a wife. Good for him.
But we both know I still got the better end of the deal.
âHoly shit, Brent Mason! Come here you handsome bastard!â
Iâm accosted by a tan, blond woman in a sequined gown, wearing way too much Chanel No. 5. When she steps back, I see itâs my old girlfriendâCashmere Champlaine. Itâd be nice to say she got what she deservedâthat the years hadnât been kind to the face and body she valued so much. But that just wouldnât be true. Sheâs still beautiful, with a tastefully medically enhanced face and a toned body without any obvious fat. Iâd heard sheâd married a professional football player a few years back, then divorced him. And married one of his teammates.
Her lips peel back in an aggressive smile, revealing glowing, straight teeth. She smacks the lapel of my suit. âHow are you, stranger?â
âIâm good, Cazz,â I answer coolly. âHow about yourself?â
âIâm amazing! Iâm running my own modeling business now out in LA! Everyone thinks theyâre going to be the next Giselleâthough most of them couldnât get a hemorrhoid cream commercial without blowing the photographer first. What are you doing with your fine self these days?â
And hereâs where that ulterior motive comes into play.
âI got engaged recently.â
Her smile turns forced and her eyes harden. âReally? How nice.â
âIt is.â Then I pull Kennedy around from behind me. âMy fiancée is Kennedy Randolph. You remember her, donât you, Cazz?â
Her pretense of good humor drops, melting into an ugly scowl.
âHello, Cashmere.â Kennedy stares her down, her eyes hard like topaz. Itâs similar to her court stance. Fearless.
âYou have got to be fucking kidding me!â Cashmere screeches at me. âI knew it! I always knew you had a thing for her! Unbelievable!â
My voice is calm, and deceptively contrite. âYeah, youâre right. I always did. The thing is, I have a little confession to make.â
âWhat?â
âI cheated on you, Cashmere. All through boarding school. All those nights when I said I had to practice late or my leg bothered me or I had to studyâI was really with Kennedy.â I look right into her angry eyes. âIt was always her. Always.â
When a stunned expression fills her face, I know she believes me. That my words struck her right in the heart. And Kennedyâs final dragon is slayed.
âAre you . . . are you serious?â
âTotally.â Then I shrug. âBut itâs no big deal, right? Kids are assholes. They only care about themselvesâthey donât give a damn how much they might hurt someone else. No hard feelings, right?â
Cashmere swallows whatever she was about to say, because weâre surrounded by her old groupiesâand every one of them heard. So she saves face as best she can.
She smiles tightly. âYeah. No hard feelings.â
âGreat.â I stroke the back of Kennedyâs hair. âOhâthis is a good song. If youâll excuse me, Iâm going to dance with the girl of my dreams. Later, Cazz.â
I turn around and lead Kennedy away.
Once weâre on the dance floor, with my arms around her, she smirks at me.
âWhy did you do that?â
I press my lips against her hair. âI canât go back and change those years for you, but I can change how she remembers them. She doesnât get to think she was better than youâshe never was.â
Kennedyâs sigh sounds content and grateful at the same time.
âThank you.â
She lays her head on my chest and we dance for a few minutes. Then her head pops back up excitedly. âHey, you know what we should do?â
âWhat?â
âWe should drive back out to the overlook.â Her voice drops to sultry. Teasing. âWe could . . . make out . . . like we did last time.â
I brush my nose against hers. âWill you let me go all the way this time?â
She bites her lip, like she has to think about it. âIâm not sure . . . Iâm a good girl, you know.â
My hands slip down to her hips, squeezing. âBut itâs so fun when youâre bad.â
And hot. Sheâs really fucking hot when sheâs bad.
Kennedyâs head tilts back and her eyes sparkle. All for me. âYou play your cards right, things could turn naughty.â
Sweet. Iâm a kick-ass card player.
âYou know what else I just realized?â she asks.
My hands slide up her thighs, cupping her ass. âWhat?â
âYou never settled on a nickname for me.â
I kiss her softly, with the promise of more to come.
âBut I did. The best nickname everâand in a few months, Iâm going to use it every chance I get.â
Her head angles to the side, trying to guess. Eventually she gives up.
âWhat is it?â
I raise Kennedyâs left hand to my lips, kissing the knuckles where her engagement ring sits. Where, very soon, a wedding ring will be.
âWife.â