I am a cat. I didnât used to be a cat, but now I am. To cut a long story short, I died, and when I woke up, I was in this body with this weird System thing telling me to complete a Quest.
[ Starter Quest: Solve the mystery of the- ]
Shut up.
Anyway, being a cat is actually pretty nice. My owners arenât very well-off, but the husband is a fisherman by trade, so I have basically an endless supply of fresh food. I was always partial to fish, but now that Iâm a cat⦠Oh man, that stuff is delicious. I could eat it all day. I do eat it all dayâ¦
Iâm getting fat.
But it doesnât matter, because Iâm a cat. Cats are cute, fat or thin, and the whole village agrees. When my owners stop feeding me for the day, I can just leave the house and find some other kind soul susceptible to my wiles.
[ If you do not complete the Starter Quest, you- ]
Shut up.
Anyway, being a cat is much better than being a person. I donât have any responsibilities, and I can literally just lay around all day doing nothing and people will still pamper me. Itâs like being a princess without any of the societal expectations. I can come and go as I please, I can sleep anywhere I want, and when I get itchy, I can just walk up to anyone and theyâll scratch me. Well, almost anyone. Old Man Jenson just tries to kick me instead.
I should go tear up his shoes again. I was bored anyway, so I might as well.
I stand up and stretch my legs, yawning as I do so.
âOoh, big stretch!â
Itâs one of my owners. The wife, Sally. Sheâs a pleasant woman. A bit plump, and an excellent baker. Iâm not a huge fan of bread, but I canât deny how good it smells when sheâs working. I leap down from the windowsill and rub against her legs, giving her the honor of scratching behind my ears for a few seconds before I walk toward the door.
âWhere are you going?â she asks.
I ignore her and keep walking, slipping out through the door, which is partially open. Most of the people here keep their doors open, and the ones that donât at least keep them unlocked. One of the benefits of living in a small village, I guess. Everyone knows everyone, so thereâs more trust and less room for crime.
Itâs also very nice for me because it means I can walk into anyoneâs house to get food whenever I want.
Once outside of the ownersâ house, I start heading down toward the shore where Old Man Jenson lives. Of course, I donât go directly there. I take a detour along the Walk of Food, as I like to call it. First, I stop by Ms. Jennieâs place for some milk. She always has a jug or two ready to pour me a bowl when I stop by.
Next, I head down to the market. Itâs late afternoon, which is the best time to go, because thatâs when theyâre packing up and most willing to toss me scraps. Or at least, thatâs how it usually is. For some reason, there arenât many people here today. Just two of the fishermen sitting behind an empty table and chatting.
âMra!â I say.
Thatâs cat for âgive me food!â
They both look down at me, and the nearest one smiles and leans down to pick me up. Itâs Johnny, and heâs one of the most generous fisherman. He sometimes even gives me a whole fish. I let him pick me up, of course.
âHey, Yona,â he says.
Thatâs my name. Yona.
âYou hungry?â he asks.
âMra!â
Of course I am!
âSorry, but weâre all sold out today.â
What? Impossible!
âPickings have been slim lately,â says the other, reaching out to stroke my back. âThe spawn rate has slowed down.â
Nooooo!
âIâll make sure to save you some next time,â says Johnny. âBut for now, youâre outta luck.â
He puts his hand in front of my mouth, and I give it a sniff. Smells like fish. I lick it. Tastes like fish. I bite it.
âHey!â
Tastes like blood.
âBad cat!â
Despite his words, he keeps petting me. I enjoy it for a few seconds longer, then jump down. I suppose Iâll let him off easy today. If heâs all sold out again next time though, weâre gonna have a problem.
âBye, Yona,â says Johnny.
I flick my tail in his direction and continue on my journey down to the shore.
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Old Man Jensonâs house is a bit far out from everything else in the village. Most of the village people seem to like it that way. I mean, heâs obviously crazy. Who kicks cats? Plus, heâs been even crazier lately talking about some kind of curse and saying that I brought it and that the whole village is going to die because of me. Ridiculous!
Him living out here does make it hard to sneak up on him though. If heâs not out fishing, heâs usually on his porch, and he can see me coming from far away. Fortunately, it looks like heâs out right now, giving me an open lane.
His door is slightly open, which, despite the rest of the villageâs habits, is unusual. Heâs a bit paranoid, she always keeps his door locked. The fact that the doorâs open means heâs probably about to leave or something.
I quickly run up and crouch down by his porch, listening. Thereâs no sound. Is he really not home? Then why did he leave his door open? Itâs quite the mystery.
[ Starter Que- ]
Shut up.
I wait a few more seconds to make sure heâs actually not home, instead of just setting a trap for me or something. I wouldnât put it past him. But thereâs no noise. Not even the sound of breathing. I think Iâm in the clear.
I creep up to the door and peek my head in. Nothing. His shoes are on the ground by the door though, which is perfect. Thatâs exactly what I came for. That also means heâs home. Maybe he got drunk and forgot to close the door.
I step inside and creep towards his shoes. Iâll take one, run away, chew it up, and bring it back. Thatâs the safest option. If I do it here, and he wakes up, then Iâll be in danger.
I grab one in my mouth, but just before I back out, I smell something strange. Familiar. Blood. And itâs coming from his bedroom.
I set the shoe down gently and walk a bit further into the house. The scent of blood intensifies. I enter his room and it fills my nose, almost strong enough to make me dizzy. The window is broken and the floor is covered in dark liquid. Old Man Jenson lies on the bed, unmoving. Dead.
Huh. Thatâs weird.
I jump up on his nightstand to get a better look. His arms are twisted weirdly and cut up all over, and his neck is twisted and bent like someoneâor somethingâ tried to rip it off. Itâs not the most gruesome corpse Iâve ever seen, but itâs up there. This canât be good.
I look around a bit more and notice that his window is propped open. Old Man Jenson never props his window open. I know because Iâve tried to sneak in before and itâs always shut. Thatâs also weird.
Well, Iâm sure someone else will figure out what happened. Murder investigation isnât my job. I wonder if he has any snacks around. If heâs dead, he canât stop me.
[ Just do the damn Starter Quest already! ]
Wow. Rude.
[ Donât you want to unlock the whole System?? ]
What does that do for me?
[ You will be able to get stronger. Evolve. Become more than you are. ]
Why would I want to evolve? My life right now is pretty cozy.
[ You will be able to acquire more food if you evolve ]
Ooh!
[ Yeah! So just do the Starter Quest and youâll unlock the rest of the System and be able to get more food! ]
How do I do that?
[ Starter Quest: Solve the mystery of the fishing village ]
How do I do that?
[ Thatâs part of the mystery ]
Too much work. Iâm going to look for snacks.
[ No! ]
It doesnât take long to find Old Man Jensonâs stash of snacks. Heâs paranoid, so of course, he has a big stockpile of preserved food. Salted fish and things like that. Itâs not the best, but itâs still pretty tasty, and thereâs plenty to fill me up. By the time I finish and head back, the sun is setting.
[ Come on, arenât you curious? ]
Nope.
[ But youâre a cat! ]
Curiosity killed the cat. Iâd rather just live my nice peaceful cat life and not die just yet.
[ I promise you wonât die! It will be good for you! But if you donât do the Starter Quest, you might die! ]
Hmmmm. Iâll think about it.
[ Please just do it! ]
I said Iâll think about it.
And I do think about it. For three days. I generally try to ignore the annoying blue boxes, occasionally telling them off when they get too pushy, and I live in peace. Johnny saves me some fish the next few days, so he is forgiven, but I do overhear him talking about the spawn rates continuing to decrease. Thatâs not good. That means less fish for me. Even worse is that my sleep hasnât been as restful lately, since Iâve been keeping an eye on the window, so Iâm both almost tired, and almost hungry. Maybe I should actually look into that mystery thing.
[ Yes! Do it! ]
Well now I donât wanna.
[ Noooo! ]
After I receive my dues from Johnny, I head back to the house and take a nap on the windowsill again. When I wake up, the sun is setting. That means itâs dinner time. I stretch again, but this time, thereâs no praise when I do. The wife isnât here. The house doesnât smell like bread. Thereâs no sound nearby. Thatâs weird.
Hmm, Iâve said that a lot lately.
[ Perhaps if you did the Starter Quest- ]
Shut up. Iâm going to take another nap.
When I wake up this time, itâs dark out. The house is still empty. Okay, now this is concerning. Whereâs my dinner?
âMraw!â I shout.
There is no response. I check throughout the house, and thereâs no one. I leave the house and look around. The streets are oddly quiet, but I hear some kind of commotion from down by the shore. Whatâs going on?
I trot down to find a crowd gathered around the market and the dock. Thereâs a lot of muttering going on, and Johnny and a few of the other fishermen are rigging one of the larger boats up with serious expressions on their face. That canât be good.
âDo you think theyâre alright?â I hear a young girl nearby say.
âNo way,â replies a teenage boy, probably her older brother. âYou heard them talking about the spawn rates, right? Donât you know what that means?â
âWhat?â
âMs. Jennie said that when the spawn rate for weak monsters is low, that means there are stronger monsters around.â
âStronger monsters?â
âYeah. Honestly, theyâre probably dead.â
âOh noâ¦â breathes the little girl.
I weave through the crowd toward the edge of the dock where I find Sally trembling next to the boat that Johnny is rigging. Her eyes are red, and Jennie is standing next to her with a hand on her shoulder. The husband, Henry, is nowhere to be seen. Is this related to the Starter Quest?
[ Maybe ]
Dammit. Okay, fine. This just got personal. Iâll do the stupid Starter Quest. I canât lose my main source of food.