Lately, I've grown too accustomed to this "academy" life, and in doing so, I've forgotten one key fact: the world of Luminor Academy, the one Iâve been reincarnated into, isnât just an ordinary academy setting. Itâs actually a dating sim⦠and an adult one at that.
Why bring this up now, you ask?
Well, that realization hit me hard when Ethan and I casually wandered into this "Dungeon Reward Market" without thinking.
"Welcome~! Is there anything specific you're looking for?"
"...Ah, no. Weâre just⦠browsing."
"...Weâre just looking around, so donât mind us."
"Of course! Let me know if you need any help~."
The cheerful shopkeeperâs response, out of place in this kind of shop, only made the situation more awkward for Ethan and me.
The moment we stepped inside, shelves filled with numerous things immediately caught my eyeâshapes that, despite their form being quite clear, were obviously intended for women. My face heated up just at the sight.
âRight⦠now that I think about it, dungeon rewards included stuff like this.â
The "dungeons" in Luminor Academy worked similarly to those in most games. You explore floors, find hidden rooms, gather loot, and defeat the boss at the end to claim the final reward. Sure, thinking of it in a real-world context was strange, but this was a world based on a game. Resetting the dungeon's environment for each new person and awarding random loot was "normal" here.
Typically, the most common random rewards from fantasy dungeons were weapons, armor, money, and potions. But since Luminor Academy was an adult game, some of those rewards were, well⦠less conventional. One such reward was currently displayed in front of me: a toy modeled after a manâs⦠well, you know.
In my previous life, we called it a dildo.
âGreat, of all the places to walk into, it had to be this oneâ¦â
In hindsight, it made sense. Adventurers who explored dungeons saw their bodies as their greatest resource. So if they got a weapon or armor, their first thought would be to equip it. Money could be spent, and potions were usually kept or sold to specialty shops.
Which left the toys. They had no real value outside of certain uses
, so of course this market would sell such items.
âSo, they even hand out rewards like these in dungeonsâ¦â
ââ¦It seems that way.â
âDo you think you're interested in something like this, Lilith?â
âWh-what? N-no, of course not! What kind of question is that, young master Ethan?! Do you see me as some lewd maid whoâd use such vulgar things?!â
ââ¦No, I didnât mean it like that.â
Ethan's delayed response made me want to pry further, but something told me I didnât want to hear the answer. Weâd just look around briefly and leaveâit was too awkward to walk out immediately.@@novelbin@@
"â¦â¦."
Though, now that I was looking, werenât these⦠a bit small?
In the adult videos I watched in my previous life, these kinds of things always seemed bigger than the real thing. But now, as a woman, they didnât look as large. Maybe it was because I was used to Ethan's size. Compared to him, most of the items here seemed smallerâ¦
ââ¦Are you thinking about buying one?â
âNo. Compared to young master Ethanâs⦠these arenât that big. Even if I used one, it wouldnât feelâ¦â
"â¦â¦."
âNo! I wasnât comparing your size to these toys!â
ââ¦I didnât say anything, Lilith.â
Still, the way he suddenly avoided eye contact and slipped a hand into his pocket made me think he was imagining something inappropriate.
âFor the record, Iâm not interested in any man other than young master Ethan.â
ââ¦What?â
âI mean, even the thought of using something like this repulses me. Even if itâs not real, I refuse to let anything other than your⦠uh, real thing enter my body.â
ââ¦I-I see⦠Donât worry, Lilith. Weâre not buying anything.â
No matter how much these toys mimicked the real thing, they were against my beliefs as a former unicorn. The thought of a heroine climaxing with a toy shaped like another manâs⦠you-know-what disgusted me. And I definitely didnât want to be that heroine.
Realizing that lingering in this shop could lead Ethan to think I was strange, I quickly tugged him toward another display, hoping to find something a bit more⦠normal.
âWhirrrrr. Whirrrrrr.
"â¦â¦."
A vibrating massager powered by magic. Pass.
âWhat the hell⦠How could something this long even⦠is there really someone who could fit this inside them?!â
A ridiculously long string of beads. Definite pass.
âVrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrr!!!
âWahhh?! Hyahhh!!â
âLilith?! Are you okay?!â
âYes, yes⦠I was just startled.â
A seemingly harmless wand turned out to be a high-speed vibrating⦠thing the moment I touched it. Definite pass.
Seriously, what kind of world has stuff like this?!
âNow that I think about it, Ethan used similar things to train Lilith in the original gameâ¦â
Some of those larger, more dangerous toys were used for punishment. The original Ethan was a vile character, beyond comparison to the current one.
Even if I had Lilithâs body now, I had no intention of indulging in Ethanâs more twisted preferences. Lilith certainly didnât want that either in the original game.
I mean, unless it didnât violate my personal beliefs, I might consider a little⦠compromise. But still.
Realizing there wasnât much else to see other than sex toys, I decided it was time to leave. This entire trip had been a waste of time.
âYoung master Ethan, I think weâve come to the wrong shop. How about we visit somewhere else?â
ââ¦Wait, Lilith.â
âYes?â
â¦Why was he making me nervous all of a sudden?
Donât tell me this is the moment where Ethan suddenly awakens to his dark tendencies like in the original game?!
If thatâs the case, Iâll have to throw away my position at the academy, my generous salary, and my feelings for Ethan and just run for my life. The original Ethan was so depraved, he forced Lilith to submit to other menâand even animalsâas punishment.
The idea of engaging in any physical acts with anyone other than one man was utterly unacceptable to me as a former unicorn.
âSwoosh.
âThis⦠doesnât this look like it would suit you, Lilith?â
ââ¦What?â
âThis headpiece with the ears. You always wear the same one, donât you?â
"â¦â¦."
Well, strictly speaking, it wasnât the same one. I had several headpieces that were identical, so heâd never noticed when I changed them.
The headpiece was just a symbol of my position as Ethanâs maid, so I never bothered with anything fancy. Unless I was in the bath or going to bed, I didnât take it off.
I hadnât thought much about it, but it seemed like Ethan had noticed and wanted a change.
âAnd to think I was worrying about Ethan awakening some dark tendenciesâ¦â
Thank goodness I only thought it to myself. I felt so stupid for jumping to such wild conclusions.
The headpiece Ethan picked out for me was a maidâs headband with black cat ears attached to the top. The design was simple, but cute.
â¦It looked like something youâd see on an untrustworthy cat-human character, but still, Ethan picked it out for me, so I might as well try it on.
I took off my regular headpiece and placed the new one on my head. Surprisingly, it didnât feel bad. Looking in the mirror, it actually matched my hair tone pretty well.
âIt looks good, young master Ethan.â
âDoes it? Then Iâll buy it for you as a gift.â
ââ¦Thank you, young master Ethan.â
He offered to buy it as a gift, and as his maid, I couldnât exactly refuse. I nodded in appreciation.
âOh, just a moment! That item is part of a set, so youâll need to purchase the rest as well~!â
âThe rest?â
As the shopkeeper explained, we waited at the counter for the "rest" of the set. When she returned, she was holding a white leather collar⦠andâ¦
ââ¦The set includes the collar and this âtailâ!â
It was a certain type of black tail that could only be worn⦠in certain ways.
âI-I donât need it!!â
â¦In the end, we did buy it.
The shopkeeper wouldnât sell them separately, so we had no choice.