The expression of the young lady, who had been happily chatting with Ethan across from her, quickly hardened. It didnât take long for her to realize that a drink had been poured over her head.
âKyaa, kyaaah?!â
Noticing the sticky liquid flowing down her face, the nameless young lady stood up, covering her head with her hands, but the sharp scent of alcohol already wafted from her crown.
âLilli⦠Lillisâ¦?â
Ethan, who was equally bewildered by my actions, also averted his eyes in confusion. He was taken aback by how my behavior had diverged from our original plan, where I was supposed to simply chase away the intruding young lady and then start a fake argument with him.
âThe plan might have changed a bit, but weâll have to go with it.â
At the point where I had already upended a drink over the young ladyâs head, there was no way to âlightlyâ chase her away anymore. The only relief was that I had poured white wine instead of red, so at least her clothes werenât stained.
Thinking that pouring the remaining red wine would make things impossible to control, I simply drank the contents of the other glass.
âThis white wine looks strangely orange... but whatever, itâs all the same.â
Now holding two empty glasses, I noticed the young lady glaring at meâactually, I should just call her the âWhite Wine Ladyâ since thatâs what she smells like now. Anyway, the White Wine Lady glared at me and snapped in a sharp voice.
âWhat⦠what do you think youâre doing?!â
âWhat?â
â...What did you say?â
âOh, you understood that perfectly.â
Up until now, I had only seen the White Wine Ladyâs profile, but looking at her face directly, the pig intestines she had been trying to press on Ethan stood out even more.
Damn it. No matter how much I set the stage for seduction, there should be a limit to whatâs acceptable. What was she thinking, trying to stick her lips on someone else's property?
Well, not that Ethan is my property, but still.
âWhy is my head so hotâ¦? Is it because of the alcoholâ¦?â
Even though Lillis's body shouldnât be as weak to alcohol as Agnes or Natalie, no wine could be that strong. Thereâs no way a single glass could get me drunk.
Was there really such strong wine? I didnât look at the name when I grabbed it, but I think it was labeled with some brand or something.
Anyway, thereâs no way I got drunk off a single glass of wine, so I wiped my mouth and locked eyes with the White Wine Lady. If I wanted to start a convincing quarrel with Ethan, I first had to get rid of this lady.
âWhat⦠what kind of rudeness is this?! How can you just pour a drink on someoneâs head and then act so shamelesslyâ¦?â
âOh, sorry. My hand slipped.â
âY-your hand slipped?! Are you saying that was an accident?!â
âOf course, it was. Just like it was an accident when you tried to press your pig-like lips on Ed. Donât you agree?â
âP-pig-like⦠Did you just say that?!â
Why is it that no matter where you go, noblewomen's arguments are always the same? I almost yawned at the expected, tired response.
But regardless, the original plan to spread rumors about a rift between me and Ethan was moving forward in some way. The attention that had gathered around us was so palpable that I could feel it without even turning my head.
I felt a little sorry for the White Wine Lady, who had become an unintended victim, but she had brought it on herself by trying to pull that crap on Ethan.
âShut your mouth. The pig stench is overwhelming.â
âDonât slander me! And whatâs with that filthy mouth of yours? How can you go around saying things like pig⦠manure and... mouth! Donât you have any shame as a noble lady?!â@@novelbin@@
âOh, so comparing breast firmness with someone elseâs fiancé is considered ladylike behavior now?â
âHa! So you donât even know what kind of event this is and you got dragged here. I guess it makes sense that someone with such a nasty temper would drag her fiancé to a gathering like this.â
Actually, I knew. The fact that this gathering was openly meant for these dim-witted nobles to have one-night stands means that a bit of vulgarity makes one more appealing.
Blatantly saying something like âYouâd be surprised at whatâs under this dressâ in front of a man, or a nobleman boasting to a lady that âIâm skilled in horseback riding, and I can ride for six hours straightâ was the more refined way of displaying oneâs charms. Some more extreme cases, like the woman in front of me, just jumped straight to physical contact.
In that sense, what the White Wine Lady did to Ethan wasnât necessarily out of line at a gathering like this, but that wasnât why I was angry.
I was fine with letting her try to seduce Ethan for the sake of the plan, but she dared to try and stick those lips on Ethan.
...For some reason, my head wasnât working properly. Maybe I was too absorbed in the moment.
âItâs no wonder the Young Lord Blackwood would get tired of someone like you. Whatâs the point of being pretty and having big breasts if your manners and personality are a mess? I heard that the Rosewood family is just a baronet family. Itâs laughable that a mere baronetâs daughter is pretending to be the fiancée of a dukeâs heirâ¦â
Crash!
âKyaaaah?!â
âOh, sorry, I didnât hear you. Could you repeat that? According to you, I come from a lowly family and have no manners, right? Iâm not very good at controlling my temper.â
The White Wine Lady took a startled step back from the shattered glass at her feet, while I still held another empty glass in my hand.
âSo why did you try to mess with someone elseâs man? If youâd backed off, I wouldnât have had to do this. Why did you try to put those filthy lips on him?â
âHa, do you think something like this will scare me?! And why do you think the Young Lord Blackwoodâs lips belong to you?! I canât understand your logic! You might have been able to hide your violent nature until now, but today there are plenty of witnesses to prove your lack of manners! Iâm sure the Young Lord Blackwood will use this opportunity to break off your engagementâ¦â
âWhy do Edâs lips belong to me? Want me to show you?â
Grab!
âMmhh?!â
In response to the drunk womanâs demand to know who owned Ethanâs lips, I grabbed Ethan and pulled him toward me, pressing my lips against his right in front of her.
Smooch, smooch.
âMmmph, ha, hmpfâ¦â
I knew that just a peck wouldnât be enough to prove my point, so I made sure to kiss him deeply, with our tongues entwined, exchanging breath and saliva openly.
Fortunately, Ethan caught on to my intent, wrapping his arms around me and kissing back with enthusiasm. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the young ladyâs expression freeze in shock.
After about a minute of this display, the chatterbox woman finally fell silent, leaving Ethanâs and my lips slick with saliva.
âLillis, this seems a bit strong. Wasnât what you just drank actually br-â¦â
âSee? Now do you get whose lips belong to Ed?â
ââ¦â
âIf you understand, get lost. If you try to stick those pig-like lips on him again, Iâll stuff actual pig shit in your mouth.â
The young lady, whose face had been frozen in shock, quickly snapped out of it and hurried away, as if fleeing from both me and Ethan.
âFine! I refuse to stay here a moment longer with such a violent woman! Do whatever you want with him for the rest of your lives!!â
âWhat theâ¦?â
Do whatever we want for the rest of our lives� Did she just say that?
Maybe she wasnât such a bad person after all? I might have gone a bit too far with her. For a non-virgin, she seemed rather decent.
With the departure of the nameless young lady, whose parting words still puzzled me, I immediately felt the eyes of everyone around us focusing on Ethan and me.
ââ¦Oh, right, the plan.â
Although things had gone a littleâno, a lotâdifferently than expected, we had still managed to draw attention and create a scene. Iâd caused more of an uproar than planned, but as long as the outcome was good, it didnât matter.
Now, all that remained was for me and Ethan to stage a fight, and for me to become temporarily isolated. After that, everything would be readyâ¦
ââ¦â
âLillis?â
ââ¦â
âYour face is red... are you drunkâ¦?â
Jerk!
âS-stay away from me!â
Damn it. What the hell is going on?
My head wasnât quite clear after chugging that glass of wine, and when Ethanâs face suddenly appeared in front of me, I was caught off guard.
âMaybe itâs because we just kissedâ¦â
Even though Iâd only kissed Ethan to prove our relationship to that White Wine Lady, it still felt a bit overwhelming.
Honestly, I didnât care how it looked to other people. I was just embarrassed to be facing Ethan after what Iâd just done.
But it couldnât be helped. The moment that woman tried to force her lips on Ethan, there was no way I could just stand by and let it happen.
If I hadn't intervened, some girl whose name I didnât even know, who might not have even existed in the game, could have stolen Ethanâs lips right in front of meâ¦
ââ¦Oh.â
Right, I had something to ask Ethan.
The flush on my face quickly cooled as if hit by a blast of cold air, and my now-clear mind began analyzing the situation and the potential disaster that could have unfolded.
âEd.â
âYeah, Lillis?â
âThereâs something I need to ask you.â
ââ¦What is it?â
âWhen that young lady tried to press her lips on you earlier while I was awayâ¦â
ââ¦Yeah.â
ââ¦Why didnât you move? Why didnât you push her away?â
I wasnât really asking because I was curious.
It just seemed that starting with this topic would be a more believable way to set the stage for a fight between Ethan and me, as opposed to the conversation topics we had originally planned.
âLillis? What do you mean by that all of a suddenâ¦?â
ââ¦Answer me seriously, Ed.â
This was just a simple question.