âHOW DARE YOU!â Neverre shouted at the top of her lung as she used a magical silk handkerchief to wipe off her front.
Perry could tell it was magical by the faint opalescent shimmer and the way the lotion faded from the cloth in a matter of seconds.
The girl was basically cleaning herself off with the handkerchief version of a Lamborghini.
Well, Iâm in deep shit. Perry hadnât quite realized how angry heâd been at being dragged onto the dance-floor and acted recklessly. Stability did not immediately make one a zen monk, it simply kept oneâs natural mental balance. And he naturally got angry when people tried to roofie him.
And now he was in the middle of a rapidly emptying dance floor with an extremely rich girl shrieking at him at the top of her lungs. Perry had to wonder if her voice was magically enhanced, or if it was naturally honed shrieking.
âIâm sorry,â Perry said with a sardonic grin. âI usually donât go off that quickly. Maybe it was the perfume.â
Well, maybe Iâm still a little angry.
âYou-You crude, ignorant son of a Dull peasant! My father wonât stand for this slight! Youâve signed your death warrant!â
Perryâs attention faded away as the girl began describing how important her father was at length. He glanced over to see if Nat was still waiting for him. He caught a quick flash of the shy girl making her escape.
Damn.
It was a punch in the gut to think he mightâve ruined the night for Natalie because he acted without thinking.
That thought refocused him on the woman yelling in his face. She was about five or six years his senior, her ethnicity was indicative of one of the old countryâs satellite states. Her father was most likely in the capital when the world ended.
A diplomat for a country that no longer existed?
Perry searched his memory and came up with Vondrus Demetre, a diplomat to Manita whoâd hitched a ride to Earth along with the rest of the court as they fled the planet.
Heâd done quite well for himself as a business tycoon, being one of the first people to break with tradition and take advantage of his magic to make a profit, much to the chagrin of the royal family, (I.E. Gramma.)
Hmm⦠Perry pursed his lips, superimposing the manâs face on the screaming one in front of him.
Yep, I think Iâm in the right ballpark. Oldest grand-daughter or youngest daughter.
Perry nodded to himself.
âIâm sorry, I wasnât listening to any of that.â Perry said with a shrug.
Neverreâs expression soured further.
âDADDY!!â
An older gentleman emerged from the crowd, dark hair with a streak of grey. Not old enough to be Vondrus Demetre, so he must be the son, which meant Neverre was most likely the oldest grand-daughter.
What was his name again? Perry thought
Andre Demetre. A bunch of vaguely remembered news highlights of Andre kicking some serious ass in the nineties and early two thousands flickered across Perryâs memory, along with a lot of duels won by the old man. More than one of his opponents ended up in a bodybag.
Ah, I see what the setup is, now.
Andre arrived beside them.
âWhatâs all this, then?â the salt-and-pepper haired man demanded, arriving beside his daughter.
âDaddy, this man has assaulted me and impugned my honor! He accused me of using Kloth bloom and sprayed ââ
Perry stopped listening, thumbed his chin and sized up her dad. The man had been a hellion back in his day. The best solution to this problem was to sucker-punch him with a bottle of capsaicin to the eyes while he was still talking to his daughter, kick him in the face a couple times while he was down, then have them both thrown out.
People generally donât expect you to go from zero to one hundred like that.
Unfortunately Perry wasnât currently a psycho, so that option was off the table. Besides, it marked him as the sole aggressor and opened the avenue for the grandfather to lean on his family, financially.
Irritating.
âYou have to correct this-â
Neverreâs words died in her mouth as Perry stepped forward and idly poked her dad in the stomach.
Body fat percentage is lower than Iâd like. Dude keeps himself in shape. Perry poked Andreâs arm and shoulder to check the manâs musculature.
âIs this true?â the imposing man asked him, gently holding Perry at armâs length to prevent any more poking.
âSure,â Perry said with a shrug âI really donât think anything I say here will have much of an effect. Youâve obviously been training for this opportunity for some time. Letâs just do this thing.â
The dark-skinned man gave Perry a subtle smirk and nod before raising his voice.
âApologize and admit the fault of your boorish behavior towards my daughter!â
âNah,â Perry said with a shrug, shaking his head.
âIn refusing to apologize, you have insulted her honor, and by extension, you have insulted mine. Young man, I challenge you to a duel!â
âAre you sure you wanna do that?â Perry asked into the hushed silence that had taken over the ball.
âEither we settle this like men, or paint yourself a coward in front of all, your word worth no more than a grain of sand.â The aged duelist said, motioning to the onlookers.
Perryâs word was pretty important at the moment. Heâd just claimed heâd lead them to take back Manita. If someone kicked his reputation in the nuts right now, that rallying cry would lose all its potency.
The situation called for Perry to double down.
âYour daughter is a manipulative schemer and a dance-rapist. I accept your duel.â Perry imagined he heard Heather chuckle at the âdance-rapistâ comment.
Now, a typical Manitian duel went like this: the challenged party (in this case, Perry) Got to choose one of three details. The place, the weapon, or the time.
The challenger would pick one of the remaining two details, the Perry would pick the final detail, and bam, duel arranged.
Cheeky picks like âa hundred years henceâ were not allowed.
âHere,â Perry said, picking the venue. Generally the opening move was for the challenged party to pick a weapon they were most familiar with, giving them an advantage over the other party.
Perry however, was deeply averse to allowing Andre choose the location. If he gave up the weapon as a sacrifice, he could lock in the time and place, which would at least allow him to survive the fight and get it over with before they started serving dinner.
Perry absolutely didnât wanna fight out in the middle of the ocean or on the Demetre private island with nobody watching for fair play, or on hand to re-start his heart if necessary.
âThe power of kings,â Andre responded with a smile, reading Perryâs intentions. âThe power of kingsâ translated to âMagicâ with a few minor caveats.
Not surprising.
âNow.â Perry replied.
Andreâs eyebrows rose.
âI got other stuff to do today,â Perry said with a shrug.
Ruuuumbleâ¦
The ballroom shook as a chair emerged from the decorative floor, rising up six feet in the air, looking something like a gilded lifeguard tower.
Gramma stepped out of the audience, climbed up into the chair and looked over the two of them with a sour expression. Perry could detect a glint of mischief in her eyes, though.
Reminder to self: Exact revenge for this setup. No Christmas card for grandma.
âAs the highest ranking Manitian officer present, I will act as the arbiter.â Grandma said with a dismissive wave of her hand. âGo ahead Andre, you may pummel my grandson at your leisure.â
The older man glanced back down at Perry. âGood choice. Are you ready?â
Perry shrugged. âReady as Iâll ever b-â
Andre Demetreâs arm whipped out and a torrent of pythons shot out of his palm, rippling with muscle beneath oversized scales seemingly made of bone.
Perry dropped to his fingertips underneath the pythons and lunged forward, trying to create as much distance between himself and the automatonâs teeth as possible.
Perry felt the change in the air pressure behind him and wrenched his lunge to the left, allowing the spell to whiff past him as it doubled back to hit him from behind.
âYouâre quick!â Andre said, his eyes glittering like a kid in a candy store.
Perry raised his head to see that only a few of the pythons were actually following him. the rest were spreading around the dance floor, dominating the area and pre-emptively cutting of anywhere he might try to run.
There was only one direction that was clear: Andre needed line of sight, and so there were no magical constructs between the two of them.
It was probably a trap.
But at least charging in would get this farce over with quickly.
Sliding Stats
Stability 17 -> 13
Body 6 -> 10
Perry put on a burst of speed, leaping straight through the tangle of magical constructs like heâd been shot out of a cannon.
The old duelistâs eyes widened a moment before Perry ran into an invisible wall between the two of them face-first, hard enough to break normal bones.
HP: 6
I definitely need some kind of software upgrade for the System so that HP doesnât absorb superfluous damage that Body could otherwise soak up.
âCome now, young man, this is your debut as a mage, youâre not going to just dance around, are you?â Andre asked as Perry slipped out of the way of the pythons following him.
Did Grandma stage this to show off my âtalentsâ?
âI have a confession,â Perry said, scrambling around Andre as the Pythons gradually shut off all his escape routes.
âOh?â
âI only have the Light spell. I donât get more until next month.â Perry said, dodging another attack with supernatural speed.
âSeems like youâre using magic right now,â Andre said, nodding at him as Perry ran circles around the manâs attacks.
âItâs a whole thing. Iâm not gonna get into it,â Perry said. âIâm actually wondering how much it would cost for you to throw the match?â
âHmmâ¦you asking me that is equivalent to asking the price of my daughterâs honor, isnât it?â
âWell, youâre obviously going easy on me for some reason,â Perry said. âI mean, easily dodged python constructs? Really? Why not just set up a Michelaâs Hindrance and overlap it with a Brethorâs Dominion? You know as well as I do there would be nothing I could do to counter that.â
âI never get the chance to use the bone-snakes against other mages. Itâs all about reality warping and wrestling over each otherâs Fate. Itâs mostly just staring at each other until someone passes out. Boring to do and boring to watch.â
âSo glad I could entertain you,â Perry muttered, rolling his eyes as he whipped himself aside, climbing through dense forests of spikey bone.
âCome on then, young man, unleash your spell, so we can bring this to a close.â
âI donât know If Iâm feeling it,â Perry said before a thought occurred to him. âHey, you come from an old, rich family, right?â
âThe richest and oldest, apart from yours,â Andre said.
Perry crooked his finger, then led the fight over to a particularly dense piece of real-estate on the dance floor where the solidified pythons were so thick that none of the spectators could see.
âDoes your family happen to own a spirit forge?â Perry asked, leaning against one of the bone pythons and holding up his hands to indicate a pause.
Andre shrugged and sat down on one of his own pythons, pulling out a hand-wrapped cigarette and lighting it with a snap of his fingers.
âWe do, but Spirit smiths are exceedingly rare. The last one we had died fighting to keep the portal open, four decades ago.â
âCan I buy it?â Perry asked.
âFound yourself a Spirit Smith? Or just playing around with things you donât understand with delusions of grandeur?â Andre asked, eyes narrowing as he inspected Perry.
âWho knows?â Perry said with a shrug.
âItâs that raven-haired girl isnât it?â
âMakes you say that?â Perry asked.
âSheâs got smudges of you and that redhead all over her soul, and they seem to be encapsulating nicely rather than being absorbed. Makes her a good candidate.â
âSmudges?â
âThink of it as a soul-hickey.â
âOh,â Perry scratched his head in embarrassment. âCan everybody here see that?â
âOnly about half a dozen people.â Andre shrugged, taking a deep hit of his cigarette. âAnd believe me, we see weirder shit on a daily basis, so we donât care.â
âThatâs cool. So how about we up the stakes of the duel? Iâm unenthusiastic about your daughterâs honor, one way or the other.â
âI couldnât tell.â Andre said with a sarcastic chuckle.
âHow about this: I win, I get the Spirit Forge.â Perry said.
Andre cocked a brow. âYou realize those things are priceless, right?â
âHow much do you want if I lose?â Perry asked, ready for some hundreds of millions. At his current level, he could pay it off in less than a year, so the stakes werenât intolerable.
âSomething of equal value, eh?â the salt-and-pepper haired duelist asked, glancing up at Perry slyly. âIf I win, the Demetre family will become the patrons of the raven-haired girl and teach her how to harness her natural talent.â
You dick! The intention here was to separate Nat from Perry for extended periods of time and realign her loyalties.
Perry squinted. âI would much prefer astronomical amounts of money being on the line,â he said, his heart beginning to jackhammer in his ears.
Andre chuckled, puffing on his cigarette. âI know.â
Perry thought about it. Either way, Nat gets to work with a Spirit Forge, and thereâs plenty I can do to mitigate the Demetreâs influence.
âAlright, deal. I of course, canât speak for Natalie, but I wonât stop you from making the offer.â
Andre reached out and took Perryâs hand.
Perry yanked him forward and sucker-punched him in the face.
The strike bounced off a shield, and Andre reached forward with a clawed hand.
Perry felt something seize inside him for a moment, making it difficult to breathe for an instant while the party outside their little arena of woven bone-snakes ceased to exist.
The sensation vanished almost as quickly as it had come and Perry delivered a front kick to the aging duelistâs thigh, intending to hamper his mobility, still holding onto the old manâs hand with a vice-grip.
âWhat did your family do to you?â Andre demanded. âYour Fate is like a tree made of burnished steelâ¦and yet, it lives and grows. Are you even human?â
âTrade secret.â Perry said, delivering another low kick to the same spot, only a small percentage of his force getting through the old manâs defenses.
âWell, now Iâm excited. This is the first time Iâve had to win with the flashy physical spells since I was a boy.â Andre said, holding out his free hand and unleashing a beam of solid fire.
HP:4
The bolt of energy bounced off Perryâs chest and scattered up towards the ceiling, carving a massive rent out of the bone cage theyâd been fighting in.
âSpeaking of flashy,â Perry said, punching towards Andreâs face and unleashing the Light spell.
Attunement 25 -> 33
Perry used every slot he had in the spell, concentrating its surface area and duration as much as he could.
Light
(0/5)
POW!
There was a physical sound, like a breaker being flipped, and a blinding white light shot out from the dense cage of bone pythons, forcing spectators to avert their eyes.
âGodâs bones!â Andre shouted, backing away and covering his eyes.
As Perry had suspected, the old manâs shield didnât stop light.
Perry pulled a can of chlorine trifluoride out of the ether and pocketed it while the old man was blind, delivering another kick to his opponentâs thigh.
If he could get light past the shield, maybe he could get heat past it, too.
Perry finally let go of the old manâs hand and shoved him backwards with a front kick.
The two separated and Andre immediately fell to one knee, his leg giving out. The old man stared at his own leg like heâd been betrayed.
Perry lunged forward and attempted to end the fight with a vicious knee to his opponentâs face.
The old man vanished as Perryâs knee went through an illusion.
A fist came out of nowhere and caught Perry in the side of the head, sending him tumbling painfully into the briar of twisted bone.
HP: 3
âIâve been doing this for a long time, kid.â Andre said, gliding through the air, his swollen leg hovering above the ground.
Perry clicked his tongue and scrambled to his feet, prying off a shard of bone from the cage around them to use as a makeshift weapon.
âI gotta say, I havenât had this much fun in a duel since I was your age.â Andre said with a grin.
âJust feels like work to me,â Perry muttered, running his fingernail along the edge of the shard, causing it to lengthen and narrow into something akin to a dagger.
âCome on, young man, whereâs your sense of adventure? Your need to prove yourself?â
âMeh,â Perry shrugged and held the makeshift dagger in front of himself in a defensive stance. Coincidentally, the stance put the can of chlorine trifluoride in his pocket right next to his off-hand, his half-turned body hiding it from Andre. âI already know Iâm awesome.â
âSuch confidence,â Andre said, a sword made of condensed flames appearing in his hand as he took a similar stanceâ¦albeit, not actually touching the ground.
Andre flashed toward Perry. Perry tried to lunge forward as well to put himself in the best range to use his shorter blade, but the old man reversed directions in an instant, keeping Perry at a range where he couldnât hope to land a hit while the old man was able to lay into him.
A couple seconds of breathlessly warding off the flaming blade told Perry everything he needed to know about his opponent.
Perry was stronger and faster, but every move the old man made was carefully calculated to put Perry at a disadvantage.
One strike would create an opening for the next, and the next, forcing Perry to grit his teeth and move far faster than his opponent just to get his blade back in position. Otherwise he would eventually get stabbed.
The guy was controlling his every move.
Other attacks would force Perry to trip over a piece of the dueling area, while still more would make him bonk his head against bones protruding from the ceiling.
Finally Perry stumbled over a python construct on a bad step and went down.
As if heâd been saving all his speed for that one move, Andre whipped his blade out and knocked the sharpened bone out of Perryâs hand in the middle of his fall.
The old man stepped forward and put his blade of raw energy under Perryâs chin.
âI believe this means I am the victor?â Andre asked.
Perry glanced down at the glowing blade, then back up at the aged duelist.
âYou ever watch Rob Roy?â Perry asked.
âWha-â
Perry seized the blade with his right hand, overwhelming the older manâs grip with his supernatural strength.
HP: 2
HP: 1
While Perryâs HP was tanking, he pulled out the bottle of insanely dangerous chemical â before being modified by Perryâs perk â and smashed it against the edge of the energy blade.
***Natalie***
âIs that place supposed to be smoking?â mom asked, causing Nat to crane her neck to look.
Indeed, a huge plume of smoke was rising above the palace.
Natâs heart leapt into her throat at the thought that something terrible mightâve happened while she was away,
Nat broke into a sprint, hustling past the bouncer and elbowing her way past the people streaming in and out of the palace, until she arrived at the dance floor.
Perry was sitting at a well-appointed table across from an older gentleman, his eyebrows and most of his hair burned away. His tuxedo didnât have a scratch on it, though. The older gentlemanâs clothes were partially burned away, and half of his face was hairless, shiny and bright pink, like it had just healed from a burn.
The two of them were chuckling and chatting as they split a roast chicken.
The dance floor had been annihilated, with only a few carbonized protrusions of something that looked like burned bone jutting out of the floor.
The floor itself was magically healing, slowly returning to a non-carbonized form as the thick smoke hovering near the ceiling seemed to guide itself out into the night air.
In a matter of minutes, there would be no signs anything had happened at all.
âPerry, are you okay!?â
âHey, Natalie.â Perry said, motioning for her to come sit down. âThis is Andre Demetre. Andre Demetre, Natalie Smith. Natalie is a close friend of mine, and Andre is one of my familyâs strongest political rivals.â
âGood to meet you,â Andre said, shaking her hand with his own burn-covered one.
âI tried to get you a spirit forge, but Gramma called it a draw, so weâre deciding how to split the difference. How do you feel about having an exclusive pass to use Mr. Demetreâs spirit forge on the weekends?â
âThat soundsâ¦nice? Whereâs Heather?â
âSheâs exchanging fashion tips with some of the other ladies,â Perry said, pointing off into the distance with a chicken leg, where Heatherâs bright hair popped out above a gaggle of fancifully dressed ladies. âYou wanna join us? Theyâre serving dinner. Real meat.â
Natalie scanned the hall and spotted servants hauling tables and chairs out onto the floor, covering them with a tantalizing spread in a matter of seconds.
Nat briefly considered her mother standing outside in the cold night air, then shrugged.
âSure. I worked up an appetite,â she said, using Perryâs lap as an improvised high-chair and stealing his chicken.