What Mr. Dragon over there didn't know is that while he was taking a little nap, you were being taken away for him.
Those pesky little guards decided to snach you away while the beast was sleeping and you were not having any of it.
(POV:You)
Put me down now. "No fair maiden we can not it seems as if the dragon has brain washed you into thinking we are the enemy." No, he did no such thing now. Let go of me!!"Grab the gag. We can't have her waking up her captor. Right, yes, sir." Don't you dare fucking gag me I'm not brain washed you idio..."finally we can do our work in peace and quiet yes indeed we can..."
"I wonder why prince grapefruit wants this fair maiden." "You haven't heard? They are getting married tomorrow, aperently, this cookie was the princess of the recently burned down village and prince grapefruit saved her and they fell in love but then that nasty dragon came along and stole her from him. He's been heartbroken since saying that he couldn't save her and how she was dead, but aperently, she wasn't and tried to escape to return to her love but alas the dragon captured her and brain washed her."
"That's such a sad story she must be so confused right now. I feel bad for the fair maiden she must not realize her love for the prince of grapefruit and the hollyberry kingdom."
-your thoughts-
What the hell? What are they talking about? Are they drunk or something because I have never met this PriNCe oF ThE GRapEfRUit or whatever, like why me get another person for your stupid wedding.
And marriage first problem I'm too young for a commitment like that and for the second problem I don't even know this guy he could be ugly and a dick like no, I'ma make this guy regret making me his target just watch me.
And without even knowing it, this prince guy just made a terrible mistake because you don't wanna take a dragons mate...
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