So... I didn't update because I had a pretty bad stomach ache. Oh well, here it is, the next chapter, hope you like it.
Izuku didn't expect Alucard to actually go to U.A. It started after the teen recieved a crate full of blood bags and he decided to give some to Alucard and Seras. When Alucard asked where he had got those bags Midoriya told him he had a deal with Nezu: the principal gave him blood and he didn't eat neither students nor teachers. Alucard asked him to bring more; the hunting was starting to get boring and people were more careful. Izuku told him to go ask the principal, maybe he'd give him more blood. And that's where they were at the moment, a boy in uniform and a tall man all in red with a scary aura sitting at the principal's office.
"Am I a mouse? A bear? A dog?" Said the creature who seemed a mix between all animals mentioned, he used a suit and had a big scar on his right eye. "Who knows? Who cares? I'm the principal, I'm Nezu!"
"You were a dog which was experimented on and was given mouse and bear characcteristics," answered Alucard, a little interested. "Then somehow you acquired a quirk."
"Marvelous observation, Mr. ..."
"Alucard," completed the ancient vampire.
"Well, Mr. Alucard, what's the motive for your visit to U.A.?"
"As you may know, I'm one of Izuku's masters, and I'm also a vampire."
"Correct."
"I wanted to make a deal with you," Alucard smiled.
"A deal?" asked the principal, not affected at all by Alucard.
"You contract me, and I teach the more advanced classes along with Izuku's other master, Seras, and you give us three blood."
"Why should I accept?"
"Because I know All Might's secret and how weak he's becoming. Who would be better to replace him in classes than someone who's even or stronger than him? And he can also continue to play hero."
"I guess because you are a vampire you realized he's missing his stomach and half his lung."
"Yup, I realized it when I saw him this morning. Originally I was going to threat you with eating your students if you didn't give me blood," laughed Alucard.
"And I was going to call someone from the Vatican to kill you," Nezu laughed like crazy.
Both laughed for a few minutes.
"I like you, Nezu," smiled Alucard, joyful.
"Me too, Alucard," Nezu also smiled. "And about your proposition, I accept."
Somehow, all students and teachers got goosebumps and wanted to pray and also kill Nezu.
"Well, I'm going to class. Byyyee," said Izuku, and started to phase through the floor.
"Wait, young Midoriya," called the teacher, stoping the vampire. "Take this," hegave him a piece of paper, "I know how hard Aizawa can be. It's a note saying you were with me."
"Thank you, principal," answered Izuku and finished teleporting.
"Well, Alucard, let's discuss the details."
When Izuku entered the class, Aizawa was already there.
"Midoriya, you're on detention, go out of the classroom," said the teacher.
"Mama caterpillar, I have a note from the principal," said Izuku, while taking the paper sheet out.
"Don't call me that, give it to me," he said tired.
The note said: 'If you ignore this note, you know what will happen. Let the boy in or I will call you-know-who. Nezu.'
"R-Right, Midoriya, this is the last time," he answered. Please, anything but that, he thought. "As I was saying, today you'll choose your hero names."
The class exploded with emotion.
"Alright, alright, quiet you. Don't take this lightly, in some cases the name you choose today will be your hero name forever. That's why today the heroine Midnight."
"Well, hello there, you chewable students," greeted Midnight, a really attractive woman in a tight suit, when she entered the class.
"Good morning, Midnight-sensei," greeted the students, some louder than others.
"As Aizawa said, I'll help you choose your names," continued Midnight, licking her lips. "You'll have 10 minutes to think about it, then you'll go to the front as a volunteer or by list's order."
Izuku already had a name in mind, so he helped out his classmates. He liked some, such as Red Riot or Froppy.
"Midoriya," called Midnight.
Izuku stood up and halfway he materialized his costume and when he got to the front he pulled out the Jackal from his trench coat, pointed it to the front and made his eyes glow.
"Vampiric Hero: Nosferatu," he said while creating a dense fog.
"Wow, I like it," said Midnight and clapped softly, "is intimidating and will probably make some villains shit their pants when they hear it."
"Yeah, I like it," Aizawa said. Are you sure, Izuku? Isn't that your species name? "But why the gun?"
"Thanks," he said while putting the gun inside his suit and changed to his uniform. "The gun is a gift from my master, but easy there," he added after seeing his classmates faces, "I don't shoot to kill... at least not anymore."
Yes, mama caterpillar, no problem.
Don't call me that.
"Well, as we all now have our names, we'll go to U.S.J., a training ground a bit far away, so let's go downstairs fast, put your costumes on and go inside the bus," said Aizawa, "All Might will cath up with us there."
At the bus, the students were chatting to know each other better.
"So you're saying your aunt and grandfather have the same quirk as you and they're teaching you how to use it," said Kyouka Jirou, a girl with earphone jacks on her ears and a rocker look.
"Yup."
"And you call them, masters," continued Toru Hagakure, an invisible girl.
"Yup."
"And you say they saved your life last year," finished Uraraka.
"Yeah, it's not like I just told you my life story."
Once they arrived at U.S.J., they were greeted by the space hero 13, he/she used a really big astronaut costume and a pitch black helmet.
"Hello, students, I'm 13 and I'm in charge of this training ground," he/she approached them and greeted with his/her hand.
"13," called Aizawa, while searching with his gaze," where's All Might?"
"He called and said he couldn't come because he was busy with hero work."
"Alright, 13," Eraserhed then looked at his students. "Kids, while we are here, 13 is your teacher so I expect you to listen closely and do what he says."
"Thank you Aizawa, alright boys and girls; I created this place, it's designed to test your rescue skills in different environments. Earthquakes, fires, floods, storms and at mountains. Today will practice rescues in ea-"
"Sorry, teachers, but today's class is over," said an uknown voice.
Then a purple portal appeared and from it spawned a hand, then part of a face and a red eye could be seen. Then the person exited the portal along with others, the strangest was a guy who looked made of fog.
So we vampires aren't the only ones who can use shadows as portals, eh?
It seems so, Izuku, answered Alucard.
What do you sugest me to do? I've read their minds and they're real villains.
Talk with the French man when the situation changes.
Understood.
"I know what you're thinking, classmates, but those aren't fake villains," Izuku said while pulling out the Jackal.
"Excellent," said Bakugou while stretching out and making a few mini-explosions, "I want to 'shineeeee' some extras.
"Retreat now," warned Aizawa, "or there will be problems.
"Ohhh, Eraserhead and 13, I'm scared," said sarcastically the first villain, he had hands over his arms, legs and head.
"Ohh, you shouldn't be afraid of him Tomura Shigaraki, or should I say Tenko Shimura?" Izuku made his eyes glow menacingly.
"How do you know my name?" Shigaraki asked, angry.
"That's a secret mine to know and yours to not know."
"It doesn't matter, we came to kill All Might and-"
Shigaraki was interrupted by laughing. Izuku was laughing really hard, it would be annoying if it weren't for the fact that the laugh was sinister.
"Oh, you're serious," said Izuku when he saw no one was laughing. "Tell me Tomura, you really think you can kill All Might with an overgrown reptile?"
"Enough," said Shigaraki, "I don't know how you know that, but seeing All Might isn't here, maybe if we kill some students he'll come."
"As if we'd let you," said 13, while activating his quirk, which was a black hole.
"Kurogiri," said Shigaraki.
Then a portal appeared in front of 13 and another behind him. Before the hero could stop the quirk, he felt how someone pushed him out of the way so he didn't autodestruct. That someone was Izuku.
Sadly, the quirk got him and shredded his body right in front of his clasmmates and teachers. There was blood and guts everywhere.
"At the end, the insolent brat was only bark," the villain with the hands started to laugh like crazy.
"Oh? Are you sure about that, handy?" Said Izuku from everywhere.
"What the hell?" Said Shigaraky, scared when he saw the body parts took the form of a sea of centipedes, scorpions and spiders.
Now gamin, take out a hand with the Jackal and shoot everything that breaths.
No one realized a pistol and an eye were behind the villains. It happened so fast that when they heard the sound, half the villains were incapacitated with bullet holes on their arms and legs. There only a few villains that still standed on their feet along with Kurogiri and Shigaraki, even though the hand over his head was missing. Then Izuku regained his form.
Thank you, Alucard, for teaching me this last week, it still hurts though.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!" Yelled Shigaraki and Katsuki.
"Fuck you! That's how," answered Izuku.
"I-It doesn't matter, Kurogiri, bring the nomu."
"Yes, Tomura Shigaraki.
The mist man the made appear a monster, it was taller than either Alucard or All Might and buffier than the latter, also it's face looked like a bird. It also had its brain exposed and its eyes glued to it.
Most of the students were grossed out, scared or a mix of both when they say it. Shigaraki just laughed.
"Nomu was designed to kill All Might. You don't stand a chance."
"Now everything is fine," said a known voice. "You know why?" asked All Might while approaching the scene. "Because now I'm here," he finished with wrath in his voice.
"Nomu," said Shigaraki," change of plans, kill All Might."
"Aizawa, 13," said the number one hero while dodging a punch, "take the students out of here, reinforcements will be here in a few minutes."
"More than enough time to kill you," said Shigaraki.
The heroes obeyed All Might and started evacuating the students.
"Oh no, you don't, Kurogiri."
Kurogiri created several portals under the students, but surprisingly when they fell through them, they ended up in the same place.
"Ah, ah ahhhh," said Izuku while moving an index finger, the same way as a certain fat hacker.
"How did you do it, young man?" Asked surprised the mist man.
"I'll only say the shadows know who their true masters are."
Izuku then summoned 30 familiars, the exact quantity of villains that were still undefeated and they started fighting. Aizawa, 13, Shigaraki, and several students opened their eyes wide: All were villains that disappeared last year.
Izuku..., thought Aizawa.
Hey, I had to feed on something the year before I entered U.A. Don't be so surprised mama caterpillar... I have more.
Meanwhile, All Might was even with the nomu and none could defeat the other. After a couple of minutes, All Might started getting weak and even though he punched nomu with 110% of his power, the nomu endured it and punched back.
Alucard, come here, an overgrown reptile is beating the shit out of All Might.
I can't, I'm playing chess with Nezu, the bastard is really good at it. Call Seras.
Seras.
Yes, Izuku?
Come here, All Might is getting beat the shit out of him.
Why do you want me to go there? You are perfectly capable of helping him.
But-
No buts, if you want to help him, you do it.
Pip, you have any idea?
Well, it seems that thing only obeys handy. You could use the sexual beam, even if just to stop it beating the shit out of the blonde guy.
Izuku did what Pip suggested and ordered the nomu to stop punching All Might, the villains were surprised.
"You know what," said Shigaraki after losing control of the nomu, "fuck this, game over for us. Kurogiri, let's go."
Shigaraki and Kurogiri disappeared in a portal, Izuku didn't have another option but to let them go as he didn't know what would happen if he stopped the sexual beam and it needed a lot of concentration.
When reinforcements arrived, Izuku reabsorbed his familiars and stopped the sexual beam. Curisoulsy the nomu was still as a statue and had a silly smile on its face from the sexual beam.
I finally have updated this chapter, I personally like this chapter a lot.