I finally updated, I'll be more active next year, Merry Christmas!
It was already December 24 at night, very close to midnight, with the streets richly decorated for the Christmas festivities... and a certain green-haired vampire was very beaten drinking hot chocolate with his family.
"You wonder how we got to this, right?" Izuku could barely get a word out. "Well, it all started exactly 12 hours ago," he said, looking at his watch.
12 hours before
Our beloved broccoli hybrid vampire just woke up in his coffin at Alucard's house, beside him, Himiko was snoring adorably in her own coffin. Izuku stretched and got up from the coffin lazily, careful not to wake his beloved. He went to the door of the room, but before touching the knob he bent down, the annoyance on his face very noticeable.
As soon as he opened the door, a bayonet passed where his head had been a few moments ago.
"Good morning Anderson," Izuku greeted, "how did you sleep?"
"Okay, lettuce vampire, how did you dodge my knife?"
Izuku was tempted to reply "Fuck you, that's how", but he valued his life and his head, so he opted for a more polite answer.
"Ever since you live here, you've greeted me with a bayonet to my face whenever I leave my room. I had to get used to it if I wanted to live," the young man said without expression. "And I don't buy that shit that it's to train my reflexes."
"If I wanted to kill you," Anderson threw a bayonet grabbing Izuku's pajamas and slammed him against the wall, "I would have already done so."
The priest drew his weapon from the wall and withdrew as Himiko muttered and began to wake up from the noise of the bayonet hitting the wall.
"Who the fuck woke me up!?" Toga yelled in a very bad mood.
"Thank you so much you fucking priest," Izuku whispered, resigning himself to the fact that he would have to make up to his girlfriend for something he hadn't done.
10 hours ago
Izuku and Himiko were now at the U.A., lazily walking through the corridors holding hands, since it was Christmas Eve, there were no classes and that is why they had been at Alucard's house. Both were dressed in a Christmas style, with blue pants and skirt, green sweater (Izuku's said "Jesus wants a hug" with the image of Christ the Redeemer and YOLO, 420 and Swag all over it; and Himiko's had knives with blood), black boots and a blood red Christmas hat. That day there was only going to be a meeting between the different classes; in this case, they would be class A and B, as well as a gift exchange; so now they were heading to an unused classroom.
"It's funny to feel peace and calm when there are no classes or villains wanting to kill us, isn't it, Himiko?" Izuku commented with a small smile.
"Yes, yes, I just want my gift." The girl pouted, which was funny and adorable to her partner, expressing it with a laugh. "Don't laugh! I want that Polystation 6!"
"But were you a good girl?" Izuku asked with a flirtatious smile. "Remember that Santa only gives gifts to good and well-behaved girls." He approached her and gave her a short kiss on the lips. When he finished Himiko sighed.
"Silly." She gave him a light blow to the chest, which would have cracked someone else's ribs, and pouted again.
"That was so cute!" Mina yelled with her eyes closed and holding her cheeks from the doorway. Beside her, a stoic Yui had a slight blush and hid her gaze, but for both vampires she seemed like a stoplight.
"What was cute, Raccoon Eyes!? Katsuki exclaimed, approaching the door and then he saw the green-haired teen and the blonde holding hands. "It's just Deku and Fangs! There is no need to yell for this!"
"But you're yelling a lot, blondie," Setsuna Tokage said with a big smile.
"You know it, Tokage," Izuku smiled, "I keep telling him that everyone is going ot think I fucked him too hard and hence he shouts my name so much." Setsuna laughed hard and palmed his back. Mina meanwhile was bleeding from her nose and raised her thumbs.
"Remind me why we don't talk more often, Green," said the green-haired girl with a laugh.
"Script stuff, I imagine." Izuku shrugged and stared at the author.
That and because class B is sadly not very relevant, but you shut up.
"What script, Izuku/Midoriya/Izu/Green/Deku?" Mina, Yui, Himiko, Setsuna and Katsuki asked.
"Forget about it."
By the magic of Christmas, everyone except Izuku forgot the weird comment.
"In any case," Izuku continued casually and looked at his partner, "shall we go in, Miss Toga?" He offered his arm with a big smile.
"Of course, Mr. Midoriya." Toga accepted the gesture, playing along.
Mina was red instead of pink and whispering things about gentlemen and manners, Yui couldn't hide her blush and looked like a red beacon, Katsuki was nodding and looking proud. As for the green-haired girl with sharp teeth, she was passed out on the floor.
When they entered, Himiko let go of Izuku and just took his hand. "You know I don't like elegant shit, I only do it for you," she clarified with a blush.
"And I am very grateful to you, my beloved Himiko." Izuku smiled.
"How manly!" Eijiro and Tetsutetsu shouted at the same time, blushing, hugging one shoulder and each with a glass of punch in hand.
"I want to clarify here and now that the punch has no alcohol, so I have no idea why they are drunk," a tired Aizawa said bored; at the same time, Mineta discreetly threw something out the window and a groan was heard from outside.
Should we tell him?Himiko whispered.
Nah, this could be fun, her boyfriend replied.
In real life, Izuku widened his smile, he loved being a part of the chaos... how he would regret it hours later.
5 hours before
After Itsuka Kendo arrived, complaining that something fell on her head, there was a speech about what happened in the year until then and how the two classes were not so different, they had to tie up Monoma and gag him so he doesn't ruin the atmosphere, about how at the end of the day they were all students and would be heroes when they finished their studies.
When the applause ended, there was a little surprise for everyone except the vampires, Alucard and Seras brought Eri to the party. The little girl had an adorable red Santa Claus suit and wore green and white gloves, as well as red earmuffs, in her hands she carried her book of seals. However, they both had another surprise, as Anderson and Heinkel had decided to join them for the parties.
"And this is how you can kill a wererabbit," Anderson finished explaining to an excited and somewhat scared Ibara.
"Was it necessary to kill it?" Asked the young believer. "I mean it was like a giant and adorable rabbit."
"It was a direct order from His Holiness, the son of a bitch ate the pumpkins he liked to grow." "Besides," he smiled insanely, "I like to kill everything that is not of God."
"I see" Ibara smiled uncomfortably, she liked to talk with the priest, but sometimes he would tell her disturbing things.
"Oh and His orchids too, I'd forgotten about those."
"I hope that infernal beast had suffered!" The normally peaceful girl exclaimed, drawing everyone's attention.
They are all the same, Anderson was happy as he was finally making progress on his mission.
"Ignore her," Heinkel said. "She had some punch," she explained.
By then everyone knew that the punch had alcohol in it, but nobody cared enough to do anything except for Iida, but it was enough to tell him that "it is important to foster friendly relationships between peers" and he stopped insisting, even requested add a little more alcohol, which Kendo denied. Izuku and Himiko simply forbade Eri from taking punch and asked her not to stray too far from them.
"At least she's not attached to your crotch," Alucard smiled, "progress."
"You're lucky it's forgiveness time, you filthy Protestant," Anderson growled. Ibara, meanwhile, was flushed and glared at the vampire.
"Come on, come on, don't start fights," said a calm voice from the door. They all fixed their gaze in that direction and could see the tiny mouse/bear/dog that was the principal, he was dressed in a red Santa suit. "Those children from the Support class are surprising and also scary, especially Hatsume, who gives a grenade that releases sticky chocolate? I had to change again."
"Principal Nezu!" They all exclaimed in salute, followed by a shrill squeal of joy and a blur of red and white heading towards Nezu.
"KYAAAAA! IT'S SO CUTE! Mommy, Daddy, can I keep it!?" The excited Eri asked Himiko and Izuku as she hugged Nezu enthusiastically.
Although Alucard and Seras had legal custody, Eri saw them as her grandfather and aunt, she loved them very much, but the younger vampires were her mother and father figures respectively. And they both now looked at each other before answering the little girl.
"Uh ..." Izuku started.
"I'm sorry, young lady," Nezu apologized in the arms of the white-haired girl and she stared at him, "although I would love to go with you, I can't, I have many responsibilities here, like teaching your parents to be great heroes, but you are more than welcome here and you can come whenever you want." The principal smiled.
"Ow," Eri pouted, "okay, but I'll come often to visit," the girl smiled with such purity that some believed they had seen an angel.
"Of course, now, could you put me down?"
"Oww, but I want to keep hugging you," Eri squeezed a little more.
"Okay, but you'll have ... to take me ... wherever I tell you," the principal agreed with difficulty in breathing, "and loosen your embrace a little ... please."
"Oh, sorry." She did as he asked.
"Thank you, now take me to your grandfather." Nezu smirked at the last word.
"Okay," she replied cheerfully.
Eri led Nezu towards Alucard and they both smiled.
"Hello little rat," Alucard greeted.
"Hello, vampire who always loses at chess," the principal replied in the same way.
"What do you need? I don't think you asked my granddaughter to bring you to me for nothing."
"Indeed, but I don't need anything, what's more, you're going to like this. I read your Christmas list." Nezu smiled.
Alucard was speechless, no one had ever read his Christmas list, he was so happy that some tears of blood began to flow.
"What did you bring me?" The most powerful vampire looked like a little boy.
"I did not bring you anything, but I will show you how to get to your gift, in fact, this gift is also for Alexander Anderson."
The priest heard his name and approached both friends and Eri.
"I thought I heard my name," Anderson commented.
"That's right Anderson, I got a present for both you and Alucard."
"Why do you mention it now? Gifts are given at midnight and it's barely 7." Anderson glanced at the clock on the wall.
"I know, but this gift might get you a bit dirty, and I thought it wise to give you some time to clean up afterward and be present at the party."
"We hear you." Vampire and priest were very interested.
"Excellent, Alucard, take this paper and go to the indicated coordinates."
Alucard did as Nezu asked and opened a portal, Anderson entered followed by Alucard and everyone heard squeals of joy.
"THANK YOU NEZU!" Anderson and Alucard yelled before the portal closed.
Though seconds later it opened again and two different hands, with green and gold blood on them, pulled Seras and Ibara into the portal before closing again.
2 Hours before
"Very well," Itsuka said, very glad that everything went well, "now that we have eaten and drunk we should start putting the presents under the tree."
Everyone present lined up to place the gift, except Izuku, who discreetly opened a portal and disappeared.
"Have you seen Izuku?" Himiko asked a few minutes later.
"Who is that?" Katsuki asked with a mocking smile.
Meanwhile, the vampire was in a mall looking for the Polystation 6 for his girlfriend.
"Let's see, let's see ... ahh, electronics," he said to himself as he searched that area. "Games, games... there is nothing."
Izuku looked around, searching for said console to no avail; then he asked an employee.
"Excuse me, where are the Polystation 6s?"
"We ran out, young man, there were problems at the factory and they could only ship 1 million to the whole world."
"Dammit," Izuku opened a small portal and put his head, on the other side he saw the factory in flames and the employees running with fire extinguishers, "haha, idiots." Then his head came back and the employee's jaw dropped.
"Um... would you believe me if I told you I don't have quirk?"
The employee shook his head.
"I see... well bye." He opened a portal again and entered quickly.
Izuku hadn't thought of any specific coordinates, he just wanted to get out of there, so his surprise was big when he appeared in front of an injured Shigaraki and something that looked like an asleep living mountain.
"Nosferatu?" The villain was confused and then pointed his finger. "What the hell are you doing here!?"
"Manolo! I haven't seen you in a long time!" The vampire greeted with a big smile. "Where am I and why does it look like you've been thrown down a ravine?"
"I'm up to something important right now and I'm too tired to fight you, so get out of here."
"Ok, ok, I just screwed up your plans 3 times and you already hate me. By the way, do you have a Polystation 6?"
"Does it look like I can play something in the middle of nowhere while I fight this giant?" Shigaraki pointed around and at the giant.
"I believe you, but the giant doesn't!" Izuku then hit the giant hard, waking him up. "Bye, see you soon." The vampire disappeared into a portal.
"Son of a bi-!" The villain was interrupted by a powerful blow from the giant, who thought the hand obsessed had woken him up.
"Pissing Shigaraki never gets old," Izuku smiled. Now he was in Tokyo, continuing his search.
10 minutes before
"I've searched all over the world and there's not a single Polystation available!" Izuku was in Brazil, in the streets of Rio, he was curious to see what Alucard did.
Suddenly, he heard a high-pitched sound, which caused him a huge headache.
"What the fuck is that!?" The vampire covered his ears but it made almost no difference, then his head exploded, spreading blood to some passersby, whose heads also exploded.
"That was easy... too easy," said a girl with purple hair and bright red eyes with a whistle between her fingers. The vampire girl wore a leather jacket, red fingerless gloves, blue jeans, and brown boots, in addition to a purple scarf around her neck.
"Well done, do it 500 more times." Izuku's voice was heard from all sides. The girl suddenly dodged a shot from the Casull.
Mei is taking a long time with the Jackal, I must ask for it as soon as I return, thought the vampire.
"Who are you and why did you attack me?" Izuku asked from a tree.
"I'm Irina Santos, and Nosferatu I attacked you, for killing DIO, he was going to be a great subordinate, not to mention Wolfram," the vampire snarled before blowing the whistle again.
"So you're part of the Major's little group, interesting," Izuku said after reshaping his head. "You know, I was going to hurt you a lot and leave you alive, but considering your little friends ruined my I-Island vacation, I'm going to kill you."
"And how are you going to do that?" Irina scoffed before blowing her whistle again, except that as she blew her lips made contact with each other.
"Like this," Izuku had taken the whistle in her hands and crushed it, "and this." He took Irina by the neck from behind and squeezed as she whistled.
The vampire didn't expect the scarf to wrap around his neck and clench so tightly that it beheaded him. Izuku's body crouched down and placed his head in place.
"That hurt," Izuku said and looked for Irina. In the distance, he saw her whistling and her scarf swing her between the buildings. "Releasing control-restriction system levels 3 and 2. Recognizing approval of Situation B according to the Cromwell Invocation. Commencing limited lifting of ability-use restrictions until the enemy before me has been rendered completely silent."
"I can do that too." A tentacle of darkness came out from Izuku's back and grabbed onto a building, beginning to swing him. Furthermore, he took out the Casull again and began firing at his enemy.
5 minutes before
"I'm getting tired of this," Izuku said before firing again, only for the scarf to stretch a little more and protect Irina once more, "fucking scarf. Ok, enough games." The vampire pulled out another tentacle and used both appendages like a slingshot, catapulting him at high speed towards Irina, smashing the glass of buildings in him path.
"Why did he stop shooting?" Irina turned around and watched in horror as Izuku approached her and he was so fast that she couldn't react before she felt her windpipe being crushed, cutting off her airflow, it's not like she needed to breathe but it was still uncomfortable.
"Got you bitch," Izuku said with a sharp smile, he had landed on the street and had the vampire girl by the neck with one hand as she struggled. "You're not as strong without your whistles now, are you, singing bird? Now I'll tear off your wings." The vampire held Irina with his tentacles, but before taking her by the arms, he received a strong punch from her that broke her neck.
"Agh," the green-haired teen complained, "it hurts to rebuild a broken neck, I'll enjoy this." He quickly took both arms and pulled hard, ripping them off cleanly. Although Irina was now mute, her face expressed all the pain and fear she felt, which would only increase when Izuku bit her neck and began to suck all of her blood.
The vampire then burned in blue flames, but Izuku didn't care and drank every last drop.
"How annoying," he growled, "this girl knew absolutely nothing, she only received orders to kill me from a black screen. Oh well, I have one more soul and at their base there is a Polystation 6, it is not stealing if the owner is dead." He smiled before entering a portal.
2 minutes before.
"Excellent, now I have more disposable souls," Izuku said after taking the blood of the last artificial vampire left, something that made him curious was that none of the vampires were as strong as Irina but some could turn into mist or even tried to trick him with illusions, but they were so basic that the vampire would break them without his third eye activated.
The vampire was about to leave the base with the Polystation safe in his pocket dimension, when a shot struck the ground beside him.
"Freeze!" Several policemen yelled. Behind them were several police cars and helicopters.
"Damn," Izuku growled, "I'm sorry, but I have to go." In a blink, Izuku had opened a portal and returned to Japan.
He barely set foot in the UA, all the heroes and hero students were waiting for him.
"Midoriya, did you have fun in Brazil?" Nezu asked with a megaphone on top of Aizawa.
"Why do you ask the question?" Izuku asked fearfully.
"Don't you dare answer MY question with another question, Izuku Midoriya!" Himiko lunged at her boyfriend and slapped him powerfully. "That's for keeping me waiting without my gift!"
"But I got it." Izuku pulled the Polystation out of its shadow. As soon as he said that, Toga kissed him many times and thanked him for the gift.
"You're grounded anyway, Midoriya," Aizawa said bored, "have fun cleaning up after the party and on January 1st."
Present time.
"And that's how it all happened," Izuku said hugging Himiko while they both drank hot chocolate (mixed with blood).
"Who are you talking to, Izu?" Asked the blonde, looking around.
"With no one, Himiko," then the 12 o'clock bell rang, "and Merry Christmas."
"Merry Christmas!" Said Himiko, and Eri.
Meanwhile Alucard was with Anderson slaughtering the leprechauns that Nezu got him.
"There is nothing but guts" Anderson and Alucard yelled as Ibara was off to the side vomiting rainbows and Seras was asleep on top of a tree.