"Fazer Anderson!" a tired-looking Heinkel shouted, running towards the mentioned one.
"Heinkel, I told you to wait for me outside," Anderson growled while his bayonets just vanished.
"I heard some loud noizes and you cursing so I dezided to come here," the nun excused herself, a bit nervous.
"Oh my God! Miss, what happened to your mouth?! Are you okay?!" an agitated Ibara Shiozaki shouted when she saw the bandages that held Heinkel's jaw.
"Ja, ja, I'm fine kid, it's a var scar, literally." The nun smiled, scaring even more the young girl. "Anyways, vat happened here, fazer?" she looked again at the priest.
"Bah, a demon escaped from me, he believed himself to be important for being Christmas' demon," he scoffed.
At that moment, the vampires, who were strapped to the ground with chains, awoke. Both were regenerating a bit slower than usual and felt really tired and in pain.
"Ow, I feel like I'm on my period," Himiko complained.
"I swear when I see Krampus again, I'll kill him" Izuku grunted feeling pain all over his body.
"Wow, kids, I'm surprized you're still alive," Heinkel said and approached them to free them. "Why did he put chainz just on you?"
She was about to break their chains when she stopped as she saw their eyes.
"Now I see vy, vat are two young vampires doing here?" She pulled out two pistols with blessed silver bullets.
"Wait, wait, we're students here and we only drink donated blood," Izuku quickly said because he saw the clothes both were wearing and he noticed they weren't just any religious people, Himiko at the same time nodded like crazy to anything her boyfriend said. Alucard had told them about his battles with the legendary Alexander Anderson.
"Anyways you are a danger, und ve, ze Organization Iscariot from ze Vatican, take care of monsterz like you" Heinkel growled and aimed at both vampires. Making them fight against the chains with all their might.
"Help! Some crazy lady is gonna kill us!" Toga shouted desperate. Making some students and a badly injured Aizawa to take a defensive pose.
"I have no idea who are you, but they are my students. And they have saved our skin more than once, I won't let you harm them if I can help it." Aizawa menaced while using his quirk.
Anderson had enough of everyone's bs, his own pupil included, and was about to stop her and explain the situation, when he felt an enormous blood thirst approaching them really fast. The priest opened his eyes and threw himself along Heinkel to the ground, thus saving them from being ripped in half.
"Well, well, it has been 30 years since the last time we saw each other," a deep voice stated calmly. "Alexander Anderson. And what's this? You were about to kill MY grandchildren?" he finished with a growl that made everyone's neck hair stand, except the religious people.
"Alucard, Police girl," the priest greeted with caution when he saw both the Vampire King and Seras Victoria appear before them, he had to be quick and defuse the situation. But Heinkel was faster.
"You two! Ze Vatican has been looking for you to put an end to your miserable existenze!" The nun now aimed at the newcomers.
"Heinkel, shut up and let me talk!" Angel Dust shouted.
"But fazer-"
"Just shut up! And don't move!" he firmly ordered and walked towards Alucard, while he did the same. Heinkel obeyed immediately.
Then, with everyone watching, Alucard and Anderson began to punch each other with their bare fists. No one could believe the amount of damage one made to the other. Seras didn't do anything as Alucard had ordered her so with his mind.
The priest broke the vampire's nose, and he returned the favor, breaking his glasses at the same time and shoving his head back hard. Anderson then broke his chin, blood splashing everywhere; Alucard responded with a powerful punch to the cheek, ripping off a bit of flesh, leaving the bone to be seen, also splashing blood. Finally, Judas Priest punched the vampire's right eye so hard it exited the eyehole and broke his eyebrow.After that short but brutal fight, both laughed hard while regenerating their wounds.
"Oh yeah, been a long time since I've gotten a boner for fighting you, old friend" Alucard smiled widely.
"I also missed this, psycho vampire who is also my friend," the priest returned the smile.
"Can you explain what's going on?" Aizawa would have shouted, but he was wounded and didn't want to cross any of those lunatics.
After a long explanation in which everyone filled in the parts the other didn't know, everyone calmed down and Alucard along Seras, took the priest and nun to their mansion to keep talking. The students returned to their dorms to celebrate what was left of Christmas and talk about what happened. Everyone except for two vampires who were still chained to the ground.
"Are you sure they will remember to free us later?" Himiko asked, bored of been on the ground with chains which were starting to be very uncomfortable.
"Please, mama cocoon said it, we have saved their skin lots of times, I don't think it'll take much longer." Izuku smiled with confidence.
It would be 12 hours more, until their class A classmates would remember them and asked Mei Hatsume, from the support class, to cut the chains with a blowtorch.
"You were saying Izuku?" Toga mocked him while regenerating the blowtorch burns.
"Shut up." The vampire growled annoyed. "And you," he pointed at his classmates, "forget about being saved again, you ungrateful bastards," he said among their nervous laughs.
"Well, my is done here and I'm going to work on my babies," Mei said while going away with the tools she had brought.
"Wait Hatsume, I have a little job for you which you may like," the vampire smiled.
"What is it Midoriya?" as distracted as the inventor could be, no one could ever forget the name of someone like a vampire with green hair.
"I want you to make some improvements on my gun," Izuku pulled out the Jackal from his pocket dimension and held it with one hand.
"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!" she shouted with little stars on her eyes "I accept the job!" Mei tried to take the gun from his hand, but it's huge weight almost threw her to the ground.
"Be careful Hatsume," Izuku said calmly, making a little blush appear on her face and Himiko to glare at them a bit, "it's really heavy."
"Yes, Midoriya" the young girl nodded a bit nervous and took the gun with both hands before walking away.
"Himiko, it doesn't make any sense you're jealous, these two eyes, and the other hundreds I have in level 2, just look at you." Izuku smiled and took her hand to get away from their classmates which were still there.
Both went to their shared room to rest and talk for a little while. With some jokes and some kisses here and there, Izuku could calm Toga's jealousy, avoiding a massacre.Meanwhile, at Alucard's mansion, Anderson told everyone how was he alive and the mission God had given him.
"Let's see, the guy above thinks we'll need your help and wants you to 'guide'," Alucard quoted with his fingers, "a really faithful girl. I hope you haven't just changed little Timmy for little Annie, Anderson." The vampire was half serious and half joking.
"You dare think that of me?!" The priest decapitated Alucard with a bayonet.
"Alright, alright, fuck, you didn't have to do that," Alucard's head complained form the ground before vanishing and reappearing in its correct place.
"Anyways, I think I already found her," Anderson continued without much care.
"Let me guess, green hair with thorns, ver polite and speaks about God without rest?" Seras commented bored while Heinkel glared at her.
"I don't know about the latter, but the former matches, Police Girl," the priest said, "how did you know about it?"
"My Master and I teach her, when we just saw her, she tried to spray my Master with holy water, and she just saw the pentagrams on his gloves." The female vampire explained among Heinkel's and Anderson's laughs.
"Not to mention when she saw Izuku also had those gloves, she tried to spray him with holy water too and she almost succeeded," Crimson Fucker grunted, just increasing the Catholics laughs intensity. "Sure, go ahead and laugh about my grandson who had just gotten through a painful ritual and was weakened."
"Ahem," Anderson coughed and hit Heinkel with his elbow, "well, I wanna teach too and get started on my mission."
"Don't worry about it," Alucard replied and took out his phone.
'Nezu,' Alucard greeted.
'Hello Alucard, long time no see,' U.A's principal's voice sounded weird, 'what do you want?'
'Are you drunk?' the vampire asked amused.
'It's not your business, you aren't my mother!' everyone heard the scream. 'Wait, are you her?'
'Ehm...' Seras, Anderson and Heinkel had their mouths wide open.
'Mommy!'
'Well, if you want to believe that...' Alucard held his laughter.
'Mommy, why are you calling?' Nezu sounded even drunker.
'Nezu, mommy wants to ask you something.' I'm going to Hell anyways, so, what are one or two sins more?, Alucard thought.
'Anything you want mommy."
'I want you to allow a friend, or maybe two, of your best friend, Alucard, teach at your school.'
'Done, conceded, or whatever the fuck it's said!' Nezu shouted.
'Nezu, don't curse in front of me!' Alucard shouted.
'...'
'Nezu?'
'...'
"Eh, he must have fallen asleep," Aucard said before hanging up, " well Anderson, you've got a job, and you can go too if you want to, Bandages," Seras couldn't help but to let out a loud laugh.
"You sonz of-" Heinkel growled and was about to shot them, but Anderson stopped her.
"You'll have yer revenge later, Heinkel."
"Yes, whatever," Alucard said. "Your rooms are in front of ours, I guess you're gonna sleep now?"
"Aye, I may have revived but I'm not younger, this isn't an isekai," the priest said while he and the nun got up. "Good night, psycho vampire and trigger happy harlot."
"Good night, Judas Priest and Bandages" Alucard mocked them.
Minutes after saying goodbye, the religious were awaken by a loud scream coming from Alucard.
"ANDERSOOOOOOOOON!" The oldest and most powerful vampire shouted.Said priest smiled widely not bothering to open his eyes. He knew Alucard would try to prank them, so he blessed his room and Heinkel's with a barrier against vampires which made them feel a pain similar to being electrocuted with high tension power lines.
He definitely is my friend, was the last thing Anderson thought before falling asleep.