Charity dinner night and the four of us make our way to the table, Elizabeth on Richardâs arm, Charlotte on mine. Like Richard, I detest these events, but these days itâs expected of me and at least this evening I have some entertaining company.
But Charlotte looks glum, muttering under her breath.
âWhatâs bothering you? I thought you wanted to come?â
âI feel like the ugly duckling.â
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I look down at my Jade, exquisite in a plain black dress, cut to her figure and stopping just short of the knee. âWhy Charlotte?â
She gestures around the room. âLook at them all, in their dresses and jewellery and.â¦â
*Sigh*
âCharlotte, look at the other women in this room. They may all have designer dresses and jewellery and bags and shoes. You could have all of that too if it meant a damn thing to you. But it doesn't, and I don't insist, because if you were wearing a sack, you would still outshine every other woman here.â
She rolls eyes at me but looks a little reassured.
Richard harrumphs and I smile to Beth. âPresent company excluded of course.â But thereâs a twinkle in Richardâs eye.
I turn back to Charlotte. âBesides which, Iâm sure you know as well as I do, the ending to the story of the Ugly Duckling.â
I wink at her, and she smiles.
*****
At the large circular table, I have Elizabeth to one side, Mayor Vandervoort to the other. My elegant wife makes a manful effort to smile as she exchanges chit-chat with his wife, Veronica, a couple of seats along. Sheâs doing a great job. I know she loathes the woman, an overly-made-up blond who nurses the illusion that traffic-stop-red suits her complexion. If you stepped in her personality, you wouldnât wet your feet.
Beyond her are my old friend, Will Stanton, the Police Commissioner and his wife. Across from us are some of the local Councillors and minor politicians with their assorted females. And finally, there is James, and beside him, looking petrified, is Charlotte.
Completely out of her depthâ¦.
â¦. and her comfort zoneâ¦.
But the practice is good for herâ¦.
When I get her on my Board in a few yearsâ time, sheâll need to be to grips with thisâ¦.
However, regardless of the quality of some of the company we are keeping, the food is very good and Charlotte, finally raising a smile, tucks in. Her eyes, I notice, follow Elizabeth as the hors d'oeuvres are served. Her hands hover over the cutlery, before, following Elizabeth, she picks up the tiny rounds of toast and pate in her fingers.
I keep watching, surreptitiously of course.
The soup, a Vichyssoise, is delicious, and after a doubtful moment, while she sniffs then tastes, true to form, Charlotte spoons it up with relish, right to the last drop. Her dish emptied, she tears a chunk from a roll, swiping around her plate, then gulping the bread down in large economical bites as she polishes away the last smear of soup.
After a moment the conversation lulls and she glances up. Everyone is looking at her, watching the performance. Veronica wears a faint sneer.
Charlotte flushes, looking around at the assembly, and then to James who eye-points the remains of the roll in her hand. With a guilty look, she drops it on her side plate.
âYou know,â I comment, reaching for the basket of bread. âIâve often thoughtâ¦.â I take a roll and break off a piece, wiping it into my own bowl. ââ¦. That when we become wealthy, we shouldnât lose sight of some of the core values that got us here. And one of those is not wasting good food.â
I break off another piece, polishing the enamel with it. âThis is, after all, a charity dinner, isnât it, for the homeless. We should be seen to practice the values we claim to espouse.â
Chatter bursts out, abrupt and noisy.
âQuite right.â
âYes, just so.â
Suddenly, the basket of rolls is empty and I drop wink to Charlotte.
*****
Charlotteâs attention becomes distracted, Veronica probing the detail of the wedding; outfits, choice of church, how many bridesmaids, dressesâ¦.
How much itâs all costingâ¦.
James leans close, speaking in a low voice. âThanks for that. Charlotte would have been mortified. One of the things I know she was taught on that farm was that you donât waste food. That itâs bad-mannered not to clear your plate. Between that and starving as a kid, she neverâ¦.â
I brush it off. âForget it. I asked you to bring her so she could get used to this kind of thing.â
He arches brows. âReally? Should I read something into that?â
I prevaricate. âShe was worried about the wedding reception, about knowing how to behave at a formal occasion. This is good practice for her.â
He nods, chewing his food thoughtfully.
In for a pennyâ¦.
âAs a matter of fact, thereâs something else I wanted to run by you.â I glance across to check Charlotteâs attention is elsewhere. It is. Sheâs listening politely to Veronicaâ¦.
â¦. winding her table-napkin in her hands, knuckles turning whiteâ¦.
Good practiceâ¦.
âGo on,â says James.
âYou mentioned to me some while ago that youâd caught her hacking our security system.â
âAh-ha. Along with whatever else caught her interest.â
âDid you make any attempt to stop her?â
âNo, not after you said you were happy for her to see what was going on.â
âGood. Soâ¦. We can assume that sheâs probably continuing along those lines?â
James sucks at his teeth, then delicately picks a sliver from between with a fingernail. After a long pause, he says, âI donât know. I didnât think to check. But I can if you want me to?â
âNot necessarily. Thatâs not what Iâm thinking.â
He scratches his forehead. âWhat then?â
âNot now, but later, when sheâs had more training, what do you think of the idea of Charlotte as Head of Security?â
James fork drops, landing with a clatter on his plate. He glances around. âSorry, folks. Clumsy of me.â
Then he turns back to me. âAre you serious?â
âPerfectly serious. You don't like the idea?â
âUmmm, I didn't say that.â He ponders. âIn fact, as I think on itâ¦. she'd be a natural for the job.â
I pursue the point. âI know I can trust her. And she has the kind of devious mind and the sheer tenacity that a job like that needs. Not to mention the motivation.â
âTo be suspicious on our behalf?â
âExactly.â
James chews at a lip, turning the thought over. âShe wanted to be an engineer.â
âDo the two conflict? I don't see why they should.â
He glances Charlotteâs way, then back at me. âNo, they wouldnât conflict at all. One set of skills would boost the other.â He stares at the tablecloth. âMichael won't like it.â
âYou're her Dom.â
âYes, but not exclusively. Look, suppose we keep this on the table for the long-term and meanwhile, I canâ¦. guide her along appropriate paths.â
âAgreed,â I say. âAnd if she's permitted to pursue the interest, you'll know what she's up to.â
He huffs. âTrue.â
*****
The fish course is next.
Charlotte leans forward over the table to Elizabeth. âWhich is the fish knife?â she hisses. âI thought I knew what it looked like.â
I glance down at my cutlery.
Oh, Godâ¦.
Theyâre serving oystersâ¦.
Wonder if sheâs ever eaten one?
James exchanges a glance with me, rubbing at his chin.
The plate is set before Charlotte. She stares, then her eyes roll up to watch Elizabeth.
In fact, I know that my wife does not care for oysters, but this time, she makes a show of how to eat one tidily. Squeezing on a little lemon juice, she flicks the flesh clear of the shell with the tiny fork, then tips it back into her mouth.
Which moron set the menu for this meal?
Charlotte watches keenly. Still with an uncertain look, she squeezes lemon juice over one of the shellfish on her plate, then jerks back. âIt moved!â
James murmurs something to her.
âThey're alive?â Her eyes are wide. âTheyâre alive and we eat them like that?â
âThatâs how itâs done, Charlotte. Itâs the only way to be sure theyâre fresh.â
âButâ¦. I just saw it flinch when I put on the lemon juice. Itâs⦠itâs like a chemical burn on the poor thingâ¦.â
She has the attention of the whole table by now. Brows furrow at her words and some of the dishes are pushed away.
A mutter from one side. âNever thought of it like that.â
âChemical attack.⦠Sheâs right thoughâ¦.â
The waiterâs glance is frosty as he removes Charlotteâs plate, then the others, most of the contents untouched.
*****
Fortunately, Charlotte enjoys the sorbet which follows, and a salad can hold few surprises. The vegetable terrine is excellent and presents no problems. But when the main course arrivesâ¦.
Oh my Godâ¦.
And I know whatâs coming. Next to me, James groans quietly.
Charlotte peers at her dish, then up at the waiter. Her eyes pass between me and Elizabeth, then at James. She sucks at her lips. âUm, itâs raw.â
âSteak tartare is meant to be raw, Charlotte,â says James, his voice level. âWhy donât you try itâ¦.â
*****
The evening over, we leave, Elizabeth and Charlotte chatting, James by me. His voice low. âDo we call that a win?â
âI think we just call it a first. Whoâs setting the menu for your reception dinner?â
âI am. Perhaps Iâll reconsider my plans.â
âIâd keep it simple if I were you.â
âIâll hang on to that thought.â
Elizabeth is struggling to keep her face straight. âDid you enjoy that, Charlotte?â
Charlotte sniffs. âNext time give the food direct to the homeless and the needy. Better still, give âem the cash.â
She has a pointâ¦.
*****