I put the handset down in its cradle.
Oh, my Godâ¦
What am I going to tell him?
Best get it over withâ¦
I pour two stiff whiskeys then go in search of James and find him on the terrace in a sheltered sunny spot, reading.
He glances up at my approach, reaching to accept the offered glass. âThanks. A bit early isnât it?
Softening me up for something?â
Shuffling my feet, I take a sip from my own glass.
âYou are softening me up for something.â His eyes narrow. âWhat is it?â
âUm⦠about that partyâ¦â
His eyes thin to slits. âAha? What about it?â
âWell, I told Ben he could come so long as he was on best behavior, which he promised...â
âSo you said. And?â
â⦠but then he went and told our mom, and the family⦠And⦠well, theyâve invited themselves along.â
âWho have? How many of them?â
âAll of them, I think.â
His eyes register horror. âYou mean⦠weâre going to have a re-run of the wedding? With all your aunts and grannies and the rest?â
âI think so, yes.â
âI thought weâd agreed on a small select group of friends?â
âWhat do I do, James? I canât just tell them they canât comeâ¦â
*****
Richard âDidnât you tell me this would be a small gathering?â I look over the thronging room. âI think I took the last space in the car park.â
James looks glum, brooding into his glass. âMichael invited Ben, and Ben invited the rest of the Summerford Hoard.â
Iâm struggling not to laugh. âAn Agony of Aunts?â
âIs that the collective noun for aunts?â
âHow about an Amalgamation of Aunties? Or a Condescension of Aunts?â
âGrandmothers too. Both of them.â
âA Grumbling of Grannies then?â
Accusation in his eyes, âYou think itâs funny.â
âDamn right I do. Tell me, is Marie here too, to complete your evening?â
âNo, she isnât.â He swigs back a mouthful. âWe must be thankful for small mercies.â
I slap him between the shoulders and he glugs on his drink. âGreat party, James. Nice and buzzy. Just the thing to make Mitch feel welcome. And she gets to meet all her new family.â
Jamesâ gaze travels the room. I follow it, over the swarm of Michaelâs relations, settling on Ben, seated by the bar.
âYou think heâs going to behave himself?â
âHeâd better. Michaelâs warned him heâs on parole. If I see any sign of him causing trouble Iâll throw him out myself.â
âI suspect Michael will beat you to it.â
He sniffs, scratches his nose. âIâd say youâre right there.â He makes the smallest of gestures to where Michael, a little way along the bar, is also watching his brother.
*****
I watch the scene unfold from across the room.
Should I introduce myself?
No⦠This is their timeâ¦
Hand in hand with her mother, Charlotte approaches Elizabeth.
The Three Gracesâ¦
All so similar; the same red-gold hair, the same bewitching eyes, the same family stamp.
Elizabeth offers her hand, not in the way of a man, to shake, but tentatively, fingers outstretched. And equally tentatively, Mitch takes them.
Charlotte stands back, a hand raised to her mouth. Party lights of flash and play over tears streaming down Mitchâs cheeks. Then I see that Elizabeth is crying too.
And so is Charlotte.
âItâs something to see, isnât it,â says a voice next to me.
Jerked from my reverie, I find Chad standing by me. âIt is indeed.â
He swings his head. âI always thought Jenny was the most beautiful woman Iâd ever seen or ever would see. Never thought Iâd see three of them together.â
*****
I watch them, Charlotte and her mother, both smiling and laughing and talking.
Both happy.
Michelleâ¦
Mitch?
Shelley?
So similar. Iâd gotten used to the weird similarities and differences between my wife and herâ¦
What was it?
Second cousinâ¦
Now I look at them, watch them, Mitch is in some ways more like my Elizabeth than her own daughter;
the way she holds herself, the way she moves. Gracefully, she sashays as she walks, her hips swaying. The movement is feminine and very alluringâ¦
Courtesanâ¦
But close by, her daughter moves like a predator, stalking like some big cat, beautiful but always with that sensation that at any moment, the game might turn to the hunt.
Michael moves in, carrying a tray of drinks, passing one to Mitch, another to her daughter. Then he casts around the room, sees me and heads across. âRed wine for you James, and I think you were on gin and tonic, Richard?â
A single glass remaining on his tray, he looks around again. âMislaid your wife?â
âNot sure. Elizabethâs around somewhere.â
âIâll go find her.â
Tray in hand, he wanders off again. Almost immediately, Elizabeth appears, strolling in her high heels and a long gown which undulates with her movement.
Yes, very similar to Mitchâ¦
Both are graceful and easy on the eye with only really the age difference showing between them.
My sweet Elizabethâ¦
No one will ever call Charlotte sweetâ¦
And she has the two of them, James and Michael⦠togetherâ¦
⦠as routineâ¦
Something more than mortal flesh She must be zipped on lightning boltsâ¦
Elizabeth speaks, interrupting my thoughts. âGreat party, James, and isnât Mitch lovely? Iâm so pleased you found her. Charlotteâs so happy.â Her head swings. âWhereâs Michael?â
âI believe your Lover is looking for you,â I drawl, head-pointing the bar where Michael is surfing with his tray.
She colors upâ¦
⦠so charminglyâ¦
⦠a hand raising to her mouthâ¦. âOhâ¦â Then scuttles away.
Then I bite down on my joke.
Christ, what will James think?
James cocks an eyebrow but thereâs a twinkle in his eye. âInteresting choice of phrase.â
Iâm about to reply but clam up as Ben appears by my side. He gestures after Elizabeth. âShe's a good woman isn't she, your wife? You must be very proud of her.â
Jamesâ glass halts en route to his mouth and his jaw sets.
What is it about Ben? Even when he tries to be pleasant, thereâs something in his mannerâ¦
And I understand completely why he sets Jamesâ teeth on edge.
âI am indeed proud of her, very proudâ I say, âbut what are we talking about?â
âWell, sheâs always well turned out. Always feminine. And⦠the way she always does what's expected of her. Such a lovely⦠I dunno⦠amenable girl⦠Biddable.â
Biddable?
She's my subâ¦
Not my propertyâ¦
Heâs trying to be pleasantâ¦
But something in his tone grates on me. I canât suppress the growl in my voice. âElizabeth does as I ask her because she chooses to, not because I somehow own her.â
James grunts agreement and Ben's eyes narrow.
No⦠Heâs still not happy about Jamesâ¦
Cool itâ¦
Michael reappears, now with Elizabeth on his arm. They stroll together to join Mitch and Charlotte.
Charlotteâs face lights up as she sees him.
âShall we join them?â I suggest.
*****