"Okay! let's go over this again."
"So something happened to you..your pack I mean. And you took off? Or ran away?"
"And you have been on your own since then living a life of loneliness, without having the knowledge or ability to shift back to your human form."
"Ugh yes."
I mean.."
"Ok, so that explains your scent then. You see, when I first detected it, I knew it was another shifter but something was off. It was like your scent was almost humanless."
"You've been like this a long time hu?"
"We don't feel whole without our wolf, I can't even imagine it being the other way around."
"Well! there's only one thing to do! Nomad! If you accept my offer, I would like to help you find a way to resolve this. Shall we see if we can have you shift?"
"Okay well first things first. I'm Sam."
"So it's Sam hu. Man this guy, put two and two together in no time! and if he can do that, maybe he can help me shift in no time aswell!"
S "I'm not going to lie. It would really help if we could talk."
"I know."
"Will this ever work?"
"Ahahahah Ok Ok. How bout this one. What kind of monkey can fly?"
A hot air baboon Ahahahaha"
"Ahahahahahahaha so stupid "Someone's at the door. Hold on!"
"Sam! Ya old dog! We haven't seen you in so long man. What the hell's been going on?
"I'm not gonna lie I was getting a little worried there for a sec bud. You know, no calls or messages. Just anything really to let us know that your up to something"
"Sorry buddy, I've just been really busy, that's all."
"Cut the shit bro......who is she?" A "What do you mean? who?"
"The chick your banging! Your telling me that the reason you haven't been seen out with anyone isn't because of a girl?"
"Well, you see there kind of is this......girl. But it's not what you think!"
"Wait!"
Is she here?"
Well sort of."
"What!? Where?"
"Oh woman of my man's heart. Come out and play! We won't bite."
She's in the kitchen isn't she?"
"Man don't go in there!"
"Holy fucking hell!"
Dude! What the........like....what the fuck is that?"
"So this is my...."
pet....wolf."
"A wolf!"
Are you nuts!? What if it....e...eats you? I ..I don't know man, this isn't such a good idea."
"Paul, it's ok, she's actually fully domesticated."
"She is? So...so she's not going to eat you?"
Well, ok.......uh what's his name?"
"Well, it's a she........and her name is..."
Wolfy...he said gritting his teeth."
"Wow"
"So what are you dances with wolves or something?"
"It's fine! It's fine nothing to worry about."
Listen, I'll call ya when I have some time in the schedule, maybe we can hit up Solandros."
"Man! you call me on the regular! Dont die on me!"
"Sorry about that ahah. He's a real nice guy, just a little dramatic."
"Hey wolfy........you wanna play?"
"Com'on! don't tell me don't want to!"
"Thank you Sam."
"Ahahahaha you idiot!"
"Hey! Who you calling an idiot."
"Ahahahahahahaha............wait....what?"